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MEAT
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22257 posts 		Wed Jan-28-15 03:34 PM

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"How do you make eye contact with cock eyed people?"


  

          

Which eye are you supposed to look at? Or is it more polite to avoid it?

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I kinda lean my head back and look at the bridge of their nose
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focus on just one eye
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I focus on the eye that's looking at me.
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I went back and talked to him and did.
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^^^^^
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that's kind of a common trait. so common that a few people reading this
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you bob and weave during the convo.
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put on sunglasses...
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One time I literally turned around and looked behind my back because I
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lulz
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Of course, I focus on the main eye
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i tried. The other one kept moving and I kept following :-/
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      i think some are able to shift which eye is the 'main' eye.
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           fuck
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           if they shift......you shift.
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                you can ruin their day with that left-right shifty eye shit.
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                just like that...
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pick one eye. any eye. and stick with it.
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^^^this
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One eye (usually the good one) + nose bridge = ultra combo
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we had a friend with a wandering eye growing up.
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T Reynolds
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42760 posts 		Wed Jan-28-15 03:35 PM

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1. "I kinda lean my head back and look at the bridge of their nose"
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it's their responsibility to let me know which eye is the good one

  
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Cam
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13286 posts 		Wed Jan-28-15 03:36 PM

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2. "focus on just one eye"
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legsdiamond
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79600 posts 		Wed Jan-28-15 04:13 PM

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13. "I focus on the eye that's looking at me. "
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MEAT
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22257 posts 		Wed Jan-28-15 04:16 PM

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15. "I went back and talked to him and did. "
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It was awkward. But I think effective.

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mikediggz
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10145 posts 		Wed Jan-28-15 04:16 PM

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14. "^^^^^"
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3. "that's kind of a common trait. so common that a few people reading this "
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are looking at the post sideways...


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Fishgrease
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34460 posts 		Wed Jan-28-15 03:37 PM

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4. "you bob and weave during the convo. "
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GHNO
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865 posts 		Wed Jan-28-15 03:38 PM

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5. "put on sunglasses..."
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or step outside if you on them Transitions....

  
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Binladen
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6. "One time I literally turned around and looked behind my back because I "
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thought the guy was looking behind me. I don't know if he picked up on it.

  
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20. "lulz"
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i've done that

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bonitaapplebaum71481
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22576 posts 		Wed Jan-28-15 03:42 PM

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7. "Of course, I focus on the main eye"
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and stay there




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MEAT
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22257 posts 		Wed Jan-28-15 03:46 PM

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9. "i tried. The other one kept moving and I kept following :-/"
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I feel like an asshole

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Deadzombie
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13358 posts 		Wed Jan-28-15 03:47 PM

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10. "i think some are able to shift which eye is the 'main' eye."
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MEAT
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22257 posts 		Wed Jan-28-15 03:50 PM

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11. "fuck"
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I've been working on posture, tone, and eye contact
I feel like I had a set back.
I can't be all mumbly at work

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mikediggz
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10145 posts 		Wed Jan-28-15 04:17 PM

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16. "if they shift......you shift."
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Deadzombie
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17. "you can ruin their day with that left-right shifty eye shit."
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just when they forgot about their own impairment, here you come going back and forth from eye to eye with a puzzled look on your face.

  
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21. "just like that..."
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Deadzombie
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8. "pick one eye. any eye. and stick with it."
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Ashy Achilles
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12. "^^^this"
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Atillah Moor
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18. "One eye (usually the good one) + nose bridge = ultra combo"
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RobOne4
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19. "we had a friend with a wandering eye growing up."
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when his eye wandered we would start following it. He would get pissed and close his eyes to stop it. It would be hilarious though because you could see someone talking to him 10 feet away and have no idea what they are saying. But you see the other persons head start moving in a circle and just laugh to yourself.

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