..and then there are days I get to put a smile on someone’s face.

So I posted about my transfer ordeal, which has had a few twists and turns.

I previously posted about a man who came in and owed me money from way back.

Might as well share the praise reports too, right?

Today, I got to tell someone they had 5 months worth of unused benefits. He had been eligible to transitional food stamps but didn’t know it. He thought his case was closed and at first I thought he was about to get a massive over issuance, but after a quick review saw what happened. The long and short was he walked out with over $1300 on his EBT card and a massive sigh of relief. He wasn’t tearing up or anything but he had a huge smile he kept trying to suppress.

Definitely one of my favorite moments in this line of work.

I hope dude just eats like a king for the next few months.

hooked up and that "the system" worked in somebody's favor...


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I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

He still has utility bills, toilet paper, shit like that to pay for.

I ain't mad at it either party in such transactions.

does it expire in a month or can he keep using it?

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we aint the two and i aint the one- lyte

I believe a card can go dormant if it’s inactive for a time, not sure how that works exactly, but the actual balance does not expire. Worst case scenario is he’d have to reactivate his card or get a new one.

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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

I’m more a New York Strip kind of guy though. But I’d OD on the best shit I could find for about a week before I settled into a routine.

I’ve read about that in a few spots over the years.

I can see some people doing it on some tourist shit, ‘OMG PETE, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? WE’RE TOTAL DERELICTS! WE SHOULD TOTALLY STOCK UP ON FAUX GRAS! ’

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huh

you noticed some shit in your little system that needed adjusting? that's what the fuck you were supposed to do.

it must be so rare that you offer any 'good' into this world, or job, it truly is out of the ordinary for you.

congratulations for knowing how to work your computer.

you gotta match tones. respond like a jerk when somebody comes off like a jerk.

but this ain't that. you buggin out on a feel good post...



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I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

guy that likes to wish death upon me.

Then I'd sue them for what I assume would be an assault. Though, I must say, I wouldn't be shocked if they joined me.

You're an awful human being. Either leave me alone or work on dying.

Thanks

The fact that he thinks I was patting myself on the back as opposed to being happy I had unexpected good news for a guy trying to get some help tells you all you need to know.

This isn’t new or different. He’s been doing this shit for over a year now.

the news wasn't good. it was overdue.

I’m reasonable.

I’d totally rather you didn't kill yourself.

I’m totally game to settle for you simply leaving me alone.

Thanks

kinda cool.

thanks for showing some humanity towards your main man, finally.

Your choice, player.

i don't like how you like to drag this shit out.

baaaack and foooorth.

this is how i know you love this dumb shit:

i come in a post. ok, your post. and type some wild shit with a very loose point.

you notice, clear your throat, and get your typing on.

i reply with some sort of flippant response and im always sure not to take too much offense by whatever you type.

then you reply with my detailed death wish (where do you come up with this stuff btw? the heroin isn't my style)

and then i usually concede in some indirect fashion, like what you just replied to.

and honestly, it can end there. not toooo much stupid typing.

but THEN here you go, replying to a concession like im still trying to go back and forth and be equally as offensive.

i know im off for fucking with you so frequently, but you my friend, need to know when to just back away.

so, please, back away.

deal?

There's no middle ground. You should take offense to what I say because I mean that shit! I genuinely think you, the person using the dz name to post, is a worthless, useless pile of shit. I sincerely wouldn't care if you posted up and said you were dying of cancer or some shit. I'd bam up that whole post because I sincerely dislike you. I sincerely think you're worth less than a cockroach.

Don't get it twisted; it's just YOU. I don't wish shit like that on people. Just subhuman mongrels like you. Anyone else, I'd express sincere condolences and offer any help I could give.

*eye* don't need back away, you do. You're the one who follows me around, weirdo. I ignore you until you start fucking with me.

So kill yourself, or leave me alone.

seems like it's coming up, very soon.

you might as well go for it.

...

you know what though, for real for real.

i feel like our exchanges are a revealing a very dark part of your psyche.

you want ME to catch offense to something YOU type.

and you really mean what you're typing? kinda sad.

i have to be honest. we don't reaaally know each other.

get it?

everything you type about me is based on some maniacal construction.

and every detail you type about my death - i honestly think was said to you before (in some fashion), maybe as a child? and i think it might've gotten to you.

im sorry you had to go through that. these words you type seem terrible. really.

and now you think shit like that works on people. but it doesn't.

it just doesn't offend me, im sorry. you make me happy.

i love that i have an excitable pen pal.

You follow me around.

I don't follow you.

These are facts.

The only 'darkness' in any psyche here lies in the guy stalking another guy, not the guy responding to being stalked.

seriously though, kill yourself. Or leave me alone. It's that simple.

>seems like it's coming up, very soon.
>
>you might as well go for it.
>
>...


Lolol

prototype

stand ur ground, believe in urself,
believe in love, prepare urself for love, remove the negativity from ur life, and accept the love u kno u deserve

You know, the guy who chimes in with cosigns and lol’s when he wants to get his digs in but doesn’t want to get his hands dirty. Way to piggyback your stalker ass way into the discussion.

I’m sure you two would love for me to go that route.

Hate to disappoint, but a racist I am not.

Aside from do the same stalker shit to atruhead, that is.

Your world must be truly miserable if you’re still this obsessed with me.

I’d honestly smile if you wound up dead of a heroin overdose tomorrow. Not you the screen name, but you the person. I mean that truly and sincerely.

Now, kindly leave me alone, stalker. Or kill yourself. Either or would be lovely.

'guys! i work for an inefficient organization that runs on a shitty system. every once in a while i take my thumb out my ass and push a button on this here keyboard. today i did that while i had some guy's account open and it let me go to the next screen.'

honestly, i coulda did without this story.

but whatever.

here we are.

Go away.

Stop harassing me.

Or, you know, die. Kill yourself. Seriously.

Please and thanks

shit was about to end?

im sure that shit happens way more than it should.

change that shit, then you could post about it.

Seriously.

Go buy some rope and a sturdy limb and do the whole world a favor.

Or reach into your waistband while running toward a cop. (preferably a black one so that your bitch ass doesn’t get an undeserved protest)
You could also lie down on some train tracks.

I’m hear if you need more suggestions.

Of course, there’s also the more reasonable and humane alternative of leaving me the fuck alone, but we both know your sorry ass has nothing better to do than follow me around and antagonize me. Which is why I'd like you to kill yourself, since you continue to ignore my reasonable requests to leave me the fuck alone

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I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

I mean, aside from that obvious fact, I’m sure there are plenty of swaggy typists out there for you to rub one out to.

It’s not hard.

It just involves you finding something better to do than to follow me around.

That shouldn’t be hard, considering your deep, obsessive, psychotic dislike for me.

It’s real simple. Like, when I see you stalk other people and bring your stupidity into other threads, I ignore you. Skip right over you. Pay you little mind. You’re still a worthless piece of shit who I wouldn’t help were you in need of so much as a penny and wouldn’t mourn were you to die, but I just leave you be.

You, on the other hand, follow me from post to post with the sole purpose of harassing me.

I’m not asking for much, just that you end your life so I can post without you trying to muck it up every chance you get. That’s reasonable, considering you’re of no real value to anyone or anything.
No big deal, you know?

Of course, I’ll gladly settle for you simply leaving me the fuck alone. Just pick one of those two options today and stick with it.

Thanks

Good stuff and thanks for sharing.

Just IMO though.

It's too bad he wasn't aware at the time but it's a blessing for today.

but was concerned that the usual DZ CT back and forth was missing, however all now seems right with the world and yet again neither has disappointed.

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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

For those who say responding just encourages him, and that ignoring him will make him go away eventually, that's been proven false.

Glad you're entertained, but I'd like to make a fucking post without him running in to muck it up.

although I can't see how that wouldn't work. I mean-- you can't stop someone from posting in a thread, but you can as you said "just scroll past". Anyway, as you were.

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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

Always being the proverbial ‘bigger man’ in a situation gets to be annoying after awhile, and when he pulls this shit on personal posts or ‘feel good’ posts, it’s definitely over the line IMO. I know it doesn’t ‘help’ to tell him off but if he’s talking his shit either way, what’s the difference?