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JellyBean
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"Sex: What's the best compliment you ever received?"


  

          

This is going to be full of stunt-vertisements...and I'm ok with that! I got an hour left, let's make this happen!

"Holier than thou never sits well with me."(c)janey

"OKP spends way too much time looking for ways to be offended." ~legsdiamond


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Subject Author Message Date ID
"that was worth all $20"
Jan 27th 2015
1
lol
Jan 27th 2015
31
can i have my keys back now?
Jan 27th 2015
2
"This was great! Can I make a post about it?"
Jan 27th 2015
3
"ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU"
Jan 27th 2015
4
that was kinda *ahem*
Jan 27th 2015
6
She had two partners before me, but never climaxed
Jan 27th 2015
8
      you better off telling the shorter version of that story brah
Jan 27th 2015
20
           haha
Jan 28th 2015
53
Vroom on a yamaha
Jan 27th 2015
27
      lmao
Jan 27th 2015
28
'I see you know what you doing, huh'
Jan 27th 2015
5
"You make my body feel
Jan 27th 2015
7
As for the best comment I've heard during sex....
Jan 27th 2015
9
there are 2 people in this life
Jan 27th 2015
13
He never pulled out, but he came four times
Jan 27th 2015
10
Oh...........you got some 'GO'!!
Jan 27th 2015
11
thanks sonny, you sure do know how to make an old lady feel young again
Jan 27th 2015
12
lol smh
Jan 28th 2015
51
I crave you...
Jan 27th 2015
14
this bi-chick that said i was the only guy she ever kissed
Jan 27th 2015
15
i dunno about that one man.
Jan 28th 2015
47
Recently had a girl ask if she could make a mold of my dick
Jan 27th 2015
16
She paid me to drive out so she could blow me. I also hospitalized her.
Jan 27th 2015
17
"That was your first time eating pussy?! You did well, young son."
Jan 27th 2015
18
i made my ex pass out...literally lost consciousness giving her oral.
Jan 27th 2015
19
Latest one was this older white woman
Jan 27th 2015
21
I totally read that as
Jan 28th 2015
32
LOL even I have my limits and that's definitely one of them!
Jan 28th 2015
44
she lyin'
Jan 28th 2015
34
      She was telling the truth
Jan 28th 2015
46
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSXRp-JvyGM#t=48
Jan 27th 2015
22
A guy who spontaneously blurted out i love you during a hand job
Jan 27th 2015
23
"get out!"
Jan 27th 2015
24
36 year old chkck said that was the first time she ever came
Jan 27th 2015
25
Does PIV=Penis In Vagina?
Jan 28th 2015
33
I was 17 and it was the summer before my senior year of HS.
Jan 27th 2015
26
"I should pay you for a massage!" - some Native Indian chick.
Jan 27th 2015
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"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Jan 27th 2015
30
*pops wheelie*
Jan 28th 2015
35
it's running down my leg... I can't walk
Jan 28th 2015
36
10 years ago, i would have been all up in this post
Jan 28th 2015
37
Reaction formation?
Jan 28th 2015
48
      lol huh? no. like why would you even go there?
Jan 28th 2015
55
           I agree.
Jan 28th 2015
58
Been told my head game is comparable to lesbian head game
Jan 28th 2015
38
You are going to make somebody REALLY happy
Jan 28th 2015
39
I want your babies!!!!
Jan 28th 2015
40
RE: I want your babies!!!!
Jan 28th 2015
52
I have two bests
Jan 28th 2015
41
wow....i did NOT see that coming.
Jan 28th 2015
42
"Your dick cures depression!"
Jan 28th 2015
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Technically, only the sperm.
Jan 28th 2015
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ooooh lemme think.
Jan 28th 2015
45
I always enjoy a straight up "thank you".
Jan 28th 2015
49
'... you make me feel pretty'
Jan 28th 2015
50
"I can feel you in me everything I drive past your apt"
Jan 28th 2015
54
"You own doggystyle."
Jan 28th 2015
56
i can't think of any...
Jan 28th 2015
57
That wasn't sex. It was something else. Sort of like love-making.
Apr 29th 2015
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The good kind of full
Apr 29th 2015
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She said she wasn't gonna...until she saw it
Apr 29th 2015
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I cant move my legs!!!
Apr 29th 2015
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Snoring.
Apr 29th 2015
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"You taste delicious. I wish I could bottle it up and keep it with me
Apr 29th 2015
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Chanson
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1. ""that was worth all $20""
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mind
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matter

  

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31. "lol"
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~Experience is the currency of the soul.

  

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2. "can i have my keys back now?"
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3. ""This was great! Can I make a post about it?""
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when I come around, they frown
then wanna dap me down
but when I leave?

  

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4. ""ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU""
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as she came for her first time ever.

Accidentally channeling Snoop, I said "you don't love me, you just love my dick." And she said, "ILOVEYOURDICK!!! ILOVEYOURDICK!!!"

Super Bowl Sunday, 2007. Shit, that was 8 years ago, I need to top that shit this weekend then.

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6. "that was kinda *ahem*"
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hot.


Was she a virgin? Or had she just never climaxed before?

"Holier than thou never sits well with me."(c)janey

"OKP spends way too much time looking for ways to be offended." ~legsdiamond


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8. "She had two partners before me, but never climaxed"
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Even our first two times, she didn't climax.

First time, she enjoyed it, but said she wasn't able to cum during sex, so she was good.

Second time, I came fast, and she seemed kinda upset, but didn't say anything.

Third time, which was this same day....I think she was getting close, but her silly ass started moaning and saying "pleaaaaase don't cum yet....pleaaaaase don't cum yet" and....I couldn't help but to cum. And she was PISSED, almost cussing me out. AND I didn't have any more condoms.

I ran to the closest Walgreens, with like basketball shorts on, sandals, and a crooked t-shirt, and got a box of 12. The teenage girls who worked there IMMEDIATELY busted out laughing HAAARD soon as I walked out.

I got back, she was acting like she was still pissed, so I had to kiss all on her and get her back in the mood, and...then I gave the best performance in life.

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20. "you better off telling the shorter version of that story brah"
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53. "haha"
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27. "Vroom on a yamaha"
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28. "lmao"
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5. "'I see you know what you doing, huh'"
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grassrootsphilosopher

  

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7. ""You make my body feel"
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some kind of way when you suck my dick"

"Holier than thou never sits well with me."(c)janey

"OKP spends way too much time looking for ways to be offended." ~legsdiamond


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9. "As for the best comment I've heard during sex...."
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This one chick who I had some flirty tension with for a while, we finally hooked up late like 4AM one night.

For some reason, my body was suuuuuuper sensitive, and she was just being way too damn active....so I was jumpy like a little ass kid. She was giving some wild head...and I kept on moving. She stopped at one point, looked up and smiled, and said "....I feel like I can just give you head all day...." and went right back to it.

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13. "there are 2 people in this life"
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who make my mouth literally water for their dicks...

"Holier than thou never sits well with me."(c)janey

"OKP spends way too much time looking for ways to be offended." ~legsdiamond


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10. "He never pulled out, but he came four times"
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I took that as a compliment lol

As for a real compliment? I was trying to stop talking to this guy and he told me that I should've never gave him some and said I had the best pussy ever. Lol




Somebody's lying...

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11. "Oh...........you got some 'GO'!!"
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12. "thanks sonny, you sure do know how to make an old lady feel young again"
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51. "lol smh"
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14. "I crave you..."
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I've heard a few things that made me stick my chest out but that one made me feel...enhanced. Like she walked around salivating at the thought of it, can't go too long without it. Like it was specific to me, how I smelled, tasted, touched, moved etc.

I guess I felt like a woman could always say something slick to feed my ego if they wanted but a craving? Just felt like it's hard to fake a craving.

The trippy thing is, I heard it from 3 different women at different points in my life too (high school, college, post college) and it tripped me out every time it was said.



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15. "this bi-chick that said i was the only guy she ever kissed"
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that kissed better than a woman.

  

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47. "i dunno about that one man."
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16. "Recently had a girl ask if she could make a mold of my dick"
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that doesn't happen every day.

“So back we go to these questions — friendship, character… ethics.”

  

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17. "She paid me to drive out so she could blow me. I also hospitalized her."
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We worked together and she kind of ambushed me one day. She asked if I wanted to do lunch and I took her up on it. We get to her car- a nice as ride with spinners and the whole nine- she says she's too tired to drive and gives me the keys. Soon as I pull out of the lot, she leans over to undo my pants and winds up blowing me as I drive around.

After that, we'd spend breaks and lunches driving around while she blew me and we'd fuck after work. One day she didn't show up for work. When she came back and said she was in the hospital. Apparently I destroyed her IUD, a birth control device inserted into her uterus. I was concerned but she literally said "fuck that, thank you!"

After I left, she hit me up and wanted to meet after she got off work. I was broke and needed to conserve gas and couldn't do it. She told me she'd give me $60 to drive out so she could blow me. I took the offer because when is that ever going to happen again?

  

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18. ""That was your first time eating pussy?! You did well, young son.""
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This isnt the best, but it is the most hilarious.

"They used to call me Baby Luke....but now? The whole damn 2 Liiiive Crew."

  

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19. "i made my ex pass out...literally lost consciousness giving her oral."
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it was our first time together (my head game is Jameis Winston skrong, btw) but i was scared as fuck cuz she came from outta town and we were in a hotel and i was legit scared for a minute like "did she die...wtf is going on?!!?!?"

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21. "Latest one was this older white woman"
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that said she couldn't see me anymore because she'd developed a problem with my penis occupying most of her time. I was also the first guy to popp in her mouth, which she loved, and the first one to make her cum half a dozen times, so she fantasized about it constantly.
Not a good thing when you're a teacher.

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32. "I totally read that as"
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POOP in her mouth lol I was like wooooow

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44. "LOL even I have my limits and that's definitely one of them!"
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34. "she lyin'"
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ain't no way an older white woman JUST took her first nut to the mouth.

  

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46. "She was telling the truth"
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She was recently divorced and their sex life was nonexistent for years before that. She was also quite reserved, surprisingly so actually. I shot in her face first and she didn't take it well with the first shot, but then when it kept coming (heavy volume) she visibly started enjoying it and I shoved my dick in her mouth to finish off. I was really turned on by that and she said that her husband finished too quick to even get that far.

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22. "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSXRp-JvyGM#t=48"
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>This is going to be full of stunt-vertisements...and I'm ok
>with that! I got an hour left, let's make this happen!
>
>

Just IMO though.

  

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23. "A guy who spontaneously blurted out i love you during a hand job "
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Tried to play it off...

Lol.

  

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24. ""get out!""
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25. "36 year old chkck said that was the first time she ever came"
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from PIV sex.

  

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33. "Does PIV=Penis In Vagina?"
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or is that some new shit?

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26. "I was 17 and it was the summer before my senior year of HS."
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Tue Jan-27-15 08:37 PM by homer_pimpson225

  

          

I was home from boarding school for the summer, preparing to go to football camp in Texas. I had hooked up with this 18 year old white girl who lived across the street from me.

I had eaten pussy on a few occasions before this time, but I don't think I knew much about what I had been doing down there, but this time was different. I had been watching pornos trying to develop a technique and figured I finally got it down and tried it out on ol girl.

While I'm down there doing my thang, her legs start to violently shake and she grabs the back of my head. I jumped up thinking I must've hurt her or something. I asked was she OK and she said that was the first time anyone had ever made her cum.

A week later I went away to football camp. When I came back, two weeks later, she had went away to college in Florida. I ran into her again about six years later, at her parents. By then she was married with a kid. I went to give her a hug and when I did she leaned in and whispered in my ear that no one still had made her cum as hard as I did that time.

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29. ""I should pay you for a massage!" - some Native Indian chick."
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And prior to that I never did a massage before. It was weird yet it got her in the mood for sex.

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30. ""zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz""
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35. "*pops wheelie*"
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"I need to lock this pussy down"

He didnt think I heard him...LOL
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36. "it's running down my leg... I can't walk"
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This is in college. She told ALL her friends about my D skills

It made my life so easy in college.

I knew her before she was a stripper and she went by the name Chocolate Thunder. Dark skint with a fatty... she was real popular so her cosign made me that nigga on campus.

One girl who she told rolled up on me in the cafeteria at breakfast and said "I'm not wearing any panties.."





  

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37. "10 years ago, i would have been all up in this post"
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now, i find talking about sex, or even reading about it, kind of boring and uninteresting lol

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48. "Reaction formation?"
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55. "lol huh? no. like why would you even go there?"
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talking about sex is just no longer interesting. i prefer to be doing it or watching it LOL

but posting about my sex life or reading about others? *snooze*

so because i feel that way, i must be employing some sort of defense mechanism? ew

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58. "I agree."
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I find that reading about other people's experiences a little revolting. Like you said, doing or watching, anything else, no thanks.

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38. "Been told my head game is comparable to lesbian head game"
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I am attentive...
Been told on a helluva lot of occassions that I was a great lay.
My "manhood" endowment has also been complimented.

It is a wonder how stuff that defined me back then have no relevance now lol.

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39. "You are going to make somebody REALLY happy"
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my vet told me that when I was 19.

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40. "I want your babies!!!!"
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She yelled that out when I was stroking at a certain angle and then, I guess, that one stroke hit that spot making her say that. Others have been:

1. "You're too big. You're gonna have me walking funny the next day."

2. "The best night I ever had with anyone was with you."

  

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52. "RE: I want your babies!!!!"
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I've messed around and said that before too lol

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41. "I have two bests"
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1: "Didn't think it was possible to come from straight intercourse. I ain't know I could squirt either"

2: "My gynecologist asked if I had been seeing someone since the last visit, she said my uterus was moved to left just a tad off center"

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42. "wow....i did NOT see that coming."
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and no lie....i've heard that like 5 or 6 times. i think i come off very aloof in general, but i'm so not. i'm a beast.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

  

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43. ""Your dick cures depression!""
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I later read that sex is actually an anti-depressant, but I'm still taking that compliment...

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59. "Technically, only the sperm."
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~Experience is the currency of the soul.

  

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45. "ooooh lemme think."
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49. "I always enjoy a straight up "thank you"."
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I don't need a compliment. A thank you says everything. I'm old tho.

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50. "'... you make me feel pretty'"
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54. ""I can feel you in me everything I drive past your apt""
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56. ""You own doggystyle.""
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Maybe not the best compliment, but one of the most memorable.

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57. "i can't think of any..."
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an ex once told me he'd wanted to bang me upside my head whilst receiving oral one time.

but that's a tad on the disturbing side in retrospect.

  

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60. "That wasn't sex. It was something else. Sort of like love-making."
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(c) some older White woman I fucked on the eve of her 48th birthday.

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61. "The good kind of full"
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62. "She said she wasn't gonna...until she saw it"
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Akinyele

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63. "I cant move my legs!!!"
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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64. "Snoring."
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"A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on the installment plan" (c) Martin Luther King Jr.

  

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65. ""You taste delicious. I wish I could bottle it up and keep it with me"
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so I could taste you when I'm not around."

  

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