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Crisco
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"Crisco Ho-Asis in full effect. I love all my Hoes. "


  

          

How yall doing been a minute since I've been in here posting my latest endeavors with the ladies. I have a wide range of female goodness in my stable from 100 pound ex prostitutes to 350 pound old faithfuls.

Lets begin.
NEW GIRLS
1. YoungCallgirl - Met this petite chick online. She is 24 and hot as hell. Has a history of dating older men. But also had a history of being a call girl. No pimp. Never tried to charge me loot. We been on a few dates but The 20 year age gap is a bit too much. She likes horrible music. I can't take it anymore.

2. FreakMami In MIami - So I got this 6 Foot BBW lined up for my Jdilla weekend in Miami. Started off simple enough. Hit up a bunch of chicks on tagged. She got back to me. Seemed like a normal chick until she volunteered to being a freak and have a webcam sight. This chick got pics that will blow your mind. Will be seeing her on February 5th. With a pocket full of Viagra.

3. NoDon'tStop Ok Maybe - Met this medium sized chick who has been driving me nuts for two months. We about to do the do and she says stop. I've yet to have full intercourse with this chick and I probably should have walked away already but she is FOINE!!!!!! Like perfect boobs, pretty face and bat sh*t crazy so you know the loving is gonna be off the chain!!!

4. Squirter - It has been proven that squirting is actually peeing. I knew it. regardless this chick is damn good in bed. Not much to look at but who cares.

5. The COnductor - Call her that cause she takes the train to me. I smash and she gets back on the train till we meet again.

Old Faithfuls still on the roster.
1. Goomah is still in the building.
2. Nurse Betty is still breaking me off about $1000 per month between handing me cash or paying for all our dates with me her and Goomah.
3. Nurse Nancy - Still giving me the poop shoot with no hesitation. No lube needed.
4. Heidi Hi - Is back. She thinks she is my girlfriend but I only see her once a week for two hours. Works for me.
5. CountryBirdie - My tall jawn from Tennessee. She is so old fashioned. Cooks, cleans, country accent, caters to my every need. We need more chicks like that.
6. Princeton - Is officially IN LOVE WITH me. She only 26 so I keep her around.
7. PeaceChick - 50 year old Grateful Dead Peace chick. Great in bed. But wants a real relationship. I tell her lets take it slow. She is a 3 input woman so I keep her around.

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My Sig - Nig!!
Hip Hop is a perfect verse over a dope beat!!

Just a Day in the Life, Of a Playa for Life!!
My Datpiff Page
http://www.datpiff.com/JayfromJerz-and-DJ-Sat-One-The-Bee-Sides-mixtape.709908.html
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I'm Screwed Valentine's Day weekend. Mad Juggling
Jan 21st 2015
1
RE: Crisco Ho-Asis in full effect. I love all my Hoes.
Jan 21st 2015
2
lol, nigga said it like she got three HDMI ports.....
Jan 21st 2015
3
      lol
Jan 21st 2015
11
      lol
Jan 21st 2015
28
were you the person who reccomended using tagged to meet ppl?
Jan 21st 2015
4
They just changed the MEET ME section of Tagged. It sucks
Jan 21st 2015
18
      I'm so good on tagged. its horrible
Jan 21st 2015
25
stop calling women who willing have sex with you hoes...
Jan 21st 2015
5
But seriously whose the real " ho " here?
Jan 21st 2015
14
      you see it.
Jan 21st 2015
20
      he definitely gets called a ho
Jan 21st 2015
32
           LOL Indeed...
Jan 21st 2015
37
           yup, he owns that shit.
Jan 21st 2015
43
he got a whole selection, a whole collection...
Jan 21st 2015
6
Man, do you have any shame?....LOL
Jan 21st 2015
7
a rhetorical question if there ever was one
Jan 21st 2015
69
i laughed hard as hell at this right here:
Jan 21st 2015
8
lol! he betta be extra nice to dat one. fuckin linebacker
Jan 21st 2015
31
      Imma a big dude she right up my alley
Jan 21st 2015
38
           i aint even mean no shade man. just sound like she could whoop some ass!...
Jan 21st 2015
42
What is " medium " sized to you?
Jan 21st 2015
9
I'm guessing around 250/300 lbs.
Jan 21st 2015
15
About 180lbs D Cups, Flat butt, a lil chubby in the mid section
Jan 21st 2015
17
      Flat butt? Is that a requirement?
Jan 21st 2015
45
      I think he's talking about that specific chick
Jan 21st 2015
51
      Nah this particular one has a flat butt which is why she is under 200 LB...
Jan 21st 2015
79
      that's medium??? damn i'd be petite then
Jan 22nd 2015
103
           I'm 6'2" 260 Pounds. Chick Under 200 is to small. I like curves and
Jan 22nd 2015
106
           you still a megastructure, teef
Jan 22nd 2015
110
You still playing games Crisco
Jan 21st 2015
10
$15,000 a year is not pocket change. LOL
Jan 21st 2015
19
      Yes it is but Imma let you cook
Jan 21st 2015
21
      compared to what you could be making off the CriscHo
Jan 21st 2015
33
           CriscHo Memoirs - I'm stealing that thanks...
Jan 21st 2015
39
what happened to the one you married? i know you broke up but,
Jan 21st 2015
12
Been separated since last June. Divorce is imminent
Jan 21st 2015
22
which one were you with at that Reef show?
Jan 21st 2015
13
YoungCallGirl - She was hot wasn't she
Jan 21st 2015
24
how is this possible? sounds like a ruff go of it.
Jan 21st 2015
16
A little spit and it goes right in every time.
Jan 21st 2015
26
not really if she's experienced.
Jan 21st 2015
62
      seems like you might get chafed up pretty good ...
Jan 21st 2015
88
           Yo schafing sucks!!! I had a 3 week schafe incident. Painful
Jan 21st 2015
89
nigga proud too.
Jan 21st 2015
23
how is it you aint got superherpes?
Jan 21st 2015
27
shit.
Jan 21st 2015
29
Just wait
Jan 21st 2015
30
oh shit
Jan 21st 2015
34
lmao @ all of this
Jan 21st 2015
35
CRINE
Jan 21st 2015
36
SHeiiitttt!! I'll take a BBW over a skinny jawn every time.
Jan 21st 2015
40
= 'maybe i do. who knows?'
Jan 21st 2015
44
      ASk you moms if I do. FOH
Jan 21st 2015
46
      get outta here with this bullshit. you think that's clever?
Jan 21st 2015
50
           And I ignored all that BS and then you chimed in with you BS
Jan 21st 2015
52
           hey. buddy. sexual health and responsibilty isn't bullshit.
Jan 21st 2015
56
                dats why i asked tho! he always sat he strap up but you can still get he...
Jan 21st 2015
57
                     shit. i was happy the question came up.
Jan 21st 2015
59
           whoa wait wat?! i aint say all THAT lol da fuck?
Jan 21st 2015
54
           You make a good point he did add a whole bunch of other shit in there
Jan 21st 2015
65
           so you saying that Crisco's hoes are needy and insecure?
Jan 21st 2015
55
           tough call. i was reading through the post and then stopped here:
Jan 21st 2015
60
           You said this shit nigga not him.
Jan 21st 2015
66
                no shit. can't get nothing past you guys.
Jan 21st 2015
67
      IKR... nigga ain't even address the SH
Jan 21st 2015
47
           #81
Jan 21st 2015
90
okp i missed you.
Jan 21st 2015
64
that last line ohhhhh fuck lmao
Jan 21st 2015
71
hahaha. i laughed for two minutes straight
Jan 21st 2015
92
I literally just coughed when I LOL'ed
Jan 21st 2015
93
he ain't gone tell us if he got herpes
Jan 21st 2015
94
LMBAO
Jan 21st 2015
95
I'm glad I came back for this
Jan 22nd 2015
104
well alrighty then.
Jan 21st 2015
41
Have you ever thought about writing a book?
Jan 21st 2015
48
Yes I have. It would be a very good read.
Jan 21st 2015
49
      Not every woman
Jan 21st 2015
53
           Glad you are entertained. Traveling abroad was fun too. Wish I could
Jan 21st 2015
68
how many hours a week does it take to cultivate this stable?
Jan 21st 2015
58
no way he has a full-time job
Jan 21st 2015
61
i mean most people dont do shit at the job anyway
Jan 21st 2015
72
With texting its quite easy
Jan 21st 2015
75
      do you mix up their names or do you just call them all 'baby''
Jan 21st 2015
80
           Call them all babe. Sometimes I don't even know their names when I see
Jan 21st 2015
85
how have you not caught something?
Jan 21st 2015
63
You negros are not focused. This post is about a stable of bitches
Jan 21st 2015
70
okay. well, answer the timing question. do you have a job?
Jan 21st 2015
73
I have a full-time gig. I can surf for new hoes online at work and text
Jan 21st 2015
78
u could still get or pass around herp and warts wearin condoms tho
Jan 21st 2015
77
      My Complete STD Blood screen form a month ago says otherwise
Jan 21st 2015
81
i know two dudes well above 500 that never had anything
Jan 21st 2015
74
      It's a crap shoot at times but hey Lady luck been on my side with her as...
Jan 21st 2015
76
      it's not a big deal to sleep with a lot of unattractive women.
Jan 21st 2015
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      It's not a big deal to sleep with a lot of women in general
Jan 21st 2015
86
      If I read a post about someone's conquest whether they have an STD is th...
Jan 21st 2015
87
           disgusting. sexual responsibility is a human world issue.
Jan 21st 2015
91
                anyone who post about a rotation 12 deep
Jan 22nd 2015
96
                     There is a direct link between promiscuity and stds
Jan 22nd 2015
97
      Or maybe getting ass is not the pinnacle of success for everyone
Jan 21st 2015
84
           he aint claiming to be steve jobs though
Jan 22nd 2015
98
      nigga in his 40s keepin rotations 10 deep prolly passed 500 decades ago
Jan 21st 2015
82
the std issue is real though
Jan 22nd 2015
99
i refuse to believe this man has never got burned
Jan 22nd 2015
100
i think luck is a real thing like an RPG character stat
Jan 22nd 2015
101
I hear ya Ric. But it's how someone says that sh*t
Jan 22nd 2015
102
      this is wack. who are you threatening?
Jan 22nd 2015
105
           Haven't threaten anyone. That would be a waste of energy
Jan 22nd 2015
108
i guess i should have asked where is you ex-wife to be now? is she
Jan 22nd 2015
107
Her own place, living her life. We still friends.
Jan 22nd 2015
109

Crisco
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1. "I'm Screwed Valentine's Day weekend. Mad Juggling"
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But I'll pull it off like I always do.
There will be some casualties I'm sure.

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My Sig - Nig!!
Hip Hop is a perfect verse over a dope beat!!

Just a Day in the Life, Of a Playa for Life!!
My Datpiff Page
http://www.datpiff.com/JayfromJerz-and-DJ-Sat-One-The-Bee-Sides-mixtape.709908.html
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CRATEWORM
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2. "RE: Crisco Ho-Asis in full effect. I love all my Hoes. "
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>>She is a 3 input woman

LMAOOOOO...!

  

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WarriorPoet415
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3. "lol, nigga said it like she got three HDMI ports....."
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11. "lol"
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_explain555
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28. "lol"
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4. "were you the person who reccomended using tagged to meet ppl?"
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if so, id like to say that that app is pure garbage

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Crisco
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18. "They just changed the MEET ME section of Tagged. It sucks"
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But I still bag a bunch of hoes from there.
Try pof.com it's free and a hoasis as well.

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My Sig - Nig!!
Hip Hop is a perfect verse over a dope beat!!

Just a Day in the Life, Of a Playa for Life!!
My Datpiff Page
http://www.datpiff.com/JayfromJerz-and-DJ-Sat-One-The-Bee-Sides-mixtape.709908.html
http://

  

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25. "I'm so good on tagged. its horrible"
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lots of hood boogers

lots of fake profiles


OH HELL NO.

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morpheme
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5. "stop calling women who willing have sex with you hoes..."
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if you ain't gotta pay for it
stop it.
that's some weak ass'd shit.

  

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SimplyHannah
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14. "But seriously whose the real " ho " here?"
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If a chick was on here bragging about fucking dudes for dinner dates and a stack a month she'd be getting clown't.

  

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morpheme
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20. "you see it. "
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MiracleRic
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32. "he definitely gets called a ho"
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but like a good ho...he doesn't give a shit

no homo but that's always been my fav type of ho

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

  

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Crisco
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37. "LOL Indeed... "
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>but like a good ho...he doesn't give a shit
>
>no homo but that's always been my fav type of ho

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My Sig - Nig!!
Hip Hop is a perfect verse over a dope beat!!

Just a Day in the Life, Of a Playa for Life!!
My Datpiff Page
http://www.datpiff.com/JayfromJerz-and-DJ-Sat-One-The-Bee-Sides-mixtape.709908.html
http://

  

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43. "yup, he owns that shit. "
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John Forte
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6. "he got a whole selection, a whole collection..."
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7. "Man, do you have any shame?....LOL"
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"Today is your day to have a better life -- it's your right."

  

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69. "a rhetorical question if there ever was one"
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And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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8. "i laughed hard as hell at this right here:"
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>So I got this 6 Foot BBW lined up for my Jdilla weekend in Miami

  

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_explain555
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31. "lol! he betta be extra nice to dat one. fuckin linebacker"
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Crisco
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38. "Imma a big dude she right up my alley"
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I can't wait to get my hands on that jawn.
She cant wait either.

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My Sig - Nig!!
Hip Hop is a perfect verse over a dope beat!!

Just a Day in the Life, Of a Playa for Life!!
My Datpiff Page
http://www.datpiff.com/JayfromJerz-and-DJ-Sat-One-The-Bee-Sides-mixtape.709908.html
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42. "i aint even mean no shade man. just sound like she could whoop some ass!..."
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9. "What is " medium " sized to you?"
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Just curious to know

  

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15. "I'm guessing around 250/300 lbs. "
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Crisco
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17. "About 180lbs D Cups, Flat butt, a lil chubby in the mid section"
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And she pretty in the face.

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My Sig - Nig!!
Hip Hop is a perfect verse over a dope beat!!

Just a Day in the Life, Of a Playa for Life!!
My Datpiff Page
http://www.datpiff.com/JayfromJerz-and-DJ-Sat-One-The-Bee-Sides-mixtape.709908.html
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45. "Flat butt? Is that a requirement? "
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SimplyHannah
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51. "I think he's talking about that specific chick "
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He mentioned in the op.

  

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Crisco
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79. "Nah this particular one has a flat butt which is why she is under 200 LB..."
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I usually rock with 200 Plus pounders as a preference.

I got a few under 200 and one hovering around 100.

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My Sig - Nig!!
Hip Hop is a perfect verse over a dope beat!!

Just a Day in the Life, Of a Playa for Life!!
My Datpiff Page
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103. "that's medium??? damn i'd be petite then"
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not that you like black girls

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Crisco
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106. "I'm 6'2" 260 Pounds. Chick Under 200 is to small. I like curves and "
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thighs and belly fat. Feel so good when cuddling

But I will make an exception for you with your fine ass

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My Sig - Nig!!
Hip Hop is a perfect verse over a dope beat!!

Just a Day in the Life, Of a Playa for Life!!
My Datpiff Page
http://www.datpiff.com/JayfromJerz-and-DJ-Sat-One-The-Bee-Sides-mixtape.709908.html
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110. "you still a megastructure, teef"
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DaHeathenOne76
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10. "You still playing games Crisco"
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Get your website going

Make some real bread and stop slinging dills for pocket change

  

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Crisco
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19. "$15,000 a year is not pocket change. LOL "
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>Get your website going
>
>Make some real bread and stop slinging dills for pocket
>change
>

I date professional women.

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DaHeathenOne76
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21. "Yes it is but Imma let you cook"
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Cuz you aint ready.
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MiracleRic
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33. "compared to what you could be making off the CriscHo "
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CriscHo memoirs


the nicknames is the best part btw lol

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

  

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Crisco
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39. "CriscHo Memoirs - I'm stealing that thanks..."
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>CriscHo memoirs
>
>
>the nicknames is the best part btw lol

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R A i n
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12. "what happened to the one you married? i know you broke up but, "
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is she on the list?

...
we understand you can easily come back and we're not impressed. how about getting a life first.© okpdan

  

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Crisco
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22. "Been separated since last June. Divorce is imminent"
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Probably this spring

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13. "which one were you with at that Reef show?"
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I just wanna put a face with the nickname, lol.

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Crisco
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24. "YoungCallGirl - She was hot wasn't she"
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And she is a beast in bed.

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16. "how is this possible? sounds like a ruff go of it."
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>>3. Nurse Nancy - Still giving me the poop shoot with no
>hesitation. No lube needed.

  

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Crisco
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26. "A little spit and it goes right in every time. "
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Maybe cause she is a bit older. early 50s I think.
She ahs a nice butt for that age though.

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62. "not really if she's experienced."
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________________________________________
"Take the surprise out your voice Shaq."-The REAL CP3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H5K-BUMS0

  

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88. "seems like you might get chafed up pretty good ..."
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if u raw doggin it or the rubber might break if u strapped up

  

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Crisco
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89. "Yo schafing sucks!!! I had a 3 week schafe incident. Painful"
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Used vitamin E on my dills daily and slowed my smashing.
One morning it was fine.

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23. "nigga proud too."
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27. "how is it you aint got superherpes? "
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like for real you mid 40s aint never slowed down

popped 1000s of pussies in ya life im sure


like who da fuck keeps 12 goin in a rotation? lol

and they biggums too any givin week you fuckin like 3000 pounds of booty meat

dat aint a stable you runnin a fuckin farm nigga!






  

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SHAstayhighalways
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29. "shit."
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>and they biggums too any givin week you fuckin like 3000
>pounds of booty meat

lmao

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30. "Just wait"
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>
>like for real you mid 40s aint never slowed down
>
>popped 1000s of pussies in ya life im sure
>
>
>like who da fuck keeps 12 goin in a rotation? lol
>
>and they biggums too any givin week you fuckin like 3000
>pounds of booty meat
>
>dat aint a stable you runnin a fuckin farm nigga!
>
>
>
>
>
>
>

____________________________

FUCK DONALD TRUMP

  

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blackrussian
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34. "oh shit"
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t
>
>dat aint a stable you runnin a fuckin farm nigga!
>
>
>
>
>
>
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35. "lmao @ all of this"
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~
IG: @fireysky

  

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36. "CRINE"
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here for dis.

  

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Crisco
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40. "SHeiiitttt!! I'll take a BBW over a skinny jawn every time. "
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I'm a man of excess. I have my preferences and you have yours. My spectrum of attraction is just bigger than yours.

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Deadzombie
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44. "= 'maybe i do. who knows?'"
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Crisco
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46. "ASk you moms if I do. FOH "
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Wed Jan-21-15 04:12 PM by Crisco

  

          

Where your sister at?
I got a few extra roster spots

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Deadzombie
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50. "get outta here with this bullshit. you think that's clever?"
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im not even your enemy.

the bamma that asked that fucked-up ass question is.

called your women farm animals.

said you had superhepes and that on the nights when you're not fucking these needy and insecure women, they're getting dicked-down by some other piece of shit that's not wearing a condom, either.

yall should all hang out.

  

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Crisco
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52. "And I ignored all that BS and then you chimed in with you BS"
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So .....

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Deadzombie
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56. "hey. buddy. sexual health and responsibilty isn't bullshit."
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you'd think your position would be:

'OH I STRAP UP MINE ALL THE TIME. WONT CATCH A NIGGA SLIPPIN!'

but i was surprised to find that you ignored it.

i mean, we're here to type and respond.

so ...

  

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57. "dats why i asked tho! he always sat he strap up but you can still get he..."
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wearin condoms


nigga cant even be a concerned citizen no mo shit lol




  

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Deadzombie
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59. "shit. i was happy the question came up. "
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i think this question should always comes up in a thread that celebrates promiscuity in such a loud way.

im less concerned for him and more for them.

female outbreaks suck.

  

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_explain555
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54. "whoa wait wat?! i aint say all THAT lol da fuck?"
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>
>and that on the nights when you're not
>fucking these needy and insecure women, they're getting
>dicked-down by some other piece of shit that's not wearing a
>condom, either.
>

^^^ da fuck LOL?


and i meant he runnin a farm cuz he processin like thousands of pounds of booty meat a week

dats a fuckin ton

like no joke! an actual TON OF MEAT

dats legit farm shit!!

  

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Crisco
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65. "You make a good point he did add a whole bunch of other shit in there"
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>
>
>
>>
>>and that on the nights when you're not
>>fucking these needy and insecure women, they're getting
>>dicked-down by some other piece of shit that's not wearing a
>>condom, either.
>>
>
>^^^ da fuck LOL?
>
>
>and i meant he runnin a farm cuz he processin like thousands
>of pounds of booty meat a week
>
>dats a fuckin ton
>
>like no joke! an actual TON OF MEAT
>
>dats legit farm shit!!
>

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Just a Day in the Life, Of a Playa for Life!!
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55. "so you saying that Crisco's hoes are needy and insecure?"
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And that he's NOT that nigga because they're actually settling for him since they think that they can't get shit else?

I'm just asking.

  

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Deadzombie
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60. "tough call. i was reading through the post and then stopped here:"
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>Heidi Hi - Is back. She thinks she is my girlfriend but I only see her once a week for two hours. Works for me.

the idea that this women sees this man once a week for two hours is no big deal.

i liked that it was consistent.

but then HE thinks SHE thinks that SHE'S his girlfriend.

that's the flag.

if he's convinced that really she thinks that, then that's just sad all around.

how is a woman gonna be led to believe this? some insecurity. and MAYBE just needing a nigga to claim her.

ideally, i'd like for him to be wrong, and for one (or all) of these women to have a stable of men that would rival this list.

THAT'D be interesting and is highly likely.

  

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66. "You said this shit nigga not him. "
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>
>said you had superhepes and that on the nights when you're not
>fucking these needy and insecure women, they're getting
>dicked-down by some other piece of shit that's not wearing a
>condom, either.
>
>yall should all hang out.

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My Sig - Nig!!
Hip Hop is a perfect verse over a dope beat!!

Just a Day in the Life, Of a Playa for Life!!
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Deadzombie
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67. "no shit. can't get nothing past you guys."
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thanks for the chat.

  

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47. "IKR... nigga ain't even address the SH"
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90. "#81"
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------------------
One Hundred.

  

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64. "okp i missed you."
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***
when I come around, they frown
then wanna dap me down
but when I leave?

  

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71. "that last line ohhhhh fuck lmao"
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And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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92. "hahaha. i laughed for two minutes straight"
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> any givin week you fuckin like 3000
>pounds of booty meat
>

  

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93. "I literally just coughed when I LOL'ed"
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.
.
.
"Today is your day to have a better life -- it's your right."

  

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94. "he ain't gone tell us if he got herpes "
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95. "LMBAO"
In response to Reply # 27


  

          

>
>like for real you mid 40s aint never slowed down
>
>popped 1000s of pussies in ya life im sure
>
>
>like who da fuck keeps 12 goin in a rotation? lol
>
>and they biggums too any givin week you fuckin like 3000
>pounds of booty meat
>
>dat aint a stable you runnin a fuckin farm nigga!

  

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John Forte
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104. "I'm glad I came back for this"
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Kahlema
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41. "well alrighty then."
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-------
peace and love

that's when i tiptoed out ur inbox (c) ricky

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48. "Have you ever thought about writing a book?"
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Also, have you though about hitting the international market again? You seem like a dude that would make a great wingman. Lol

  

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Crisco
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49. "Yes I have. It would be a very good read. "
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except every woman in America would hate me cause I can give the blueprint to pimping with no money. Dudes be dropping they chicks left and right for that fast life.

It's not for everyone.

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Hip Hop is a perfect verse over a dope beat!!

Just a Day in the Life, Of a Playa for Life!!
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53. "Not every woman"
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>except every woman in America would hate me cause I can give
>the blueprint to pimping with no money. Dudes be dropping they
>chicks left and right for that fast life.
>
>It's not for everyone.
>
>
Besides, you already know that there are women in America who are doing the same exact thing you are doing, not to mention, there are women who know who you are and about and STILL fuck with you. I do agree that your lifestyle is not for everyone. It does not nor should it be for everyone. I think your book would be very entertaining as well as informative because you would give an honest opinion as to how shit really is out there in the streets.

But, man, should you decide to travel abroad again, please share your story because I think you would have even more fun doing what you do. Once again, I always find your stories entertaining.

  

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68. "Glad you are entertained. Traveling abroad was fun too. Wish I could"
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>>except every woman in America would hate me cause I can
>give
>>the blueprint to pimping with no money. Dudes be dropping
>they
>>chicks left and right for that fast life.
>>
>>It's not for everyone.
>>
>>
>Besides, you already know that there are women in America who
>are doing the same exact thing you are doing, not to mention,
>there are women who know who you are and about and STILL fuck
>with you. I do agree that your lifestyle is not for everyone.
>It does not nor should it be for everyone. I think your book
>would be very entertaining as well as informative because you
>would give an honest opinion as to how shit really is out
>there in the streets.
>
>But, man, should you decide to travel abroad again, please
>share your story because I think you would have even more fun
>doing what you do. Once again, I always find your stories
>entertaining.

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58. "how many hours a week does it take to cultivate this stable?"
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i never was on your level
but even when i had 2-3 in the stable
i found myself scheduling phone time at night
double booking and rescheduling and all that
and that doesn't even include the hours spent on pof or where ever you mine these jawns from

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61. "no way he has a full-time job"
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________________________________________
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72. "i mean most people dont do shit at the job anyway"
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the way some nut ass dudes fuck around on OKP, he is texting dick pics to fat broads.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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Crisco
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75. "With texting its quite easy"
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Wed Jan-21-15 05:24 PM by Crisco

  

          

There are about 3 or 4 main jaws that get an actually call daily.
The other jawns get a good morning text and good night text and may get a few in between.

I can set up times to come see me via text and call those second tier jawns every few days. To keep them content.

I live alone and am free from 5pm till I go to bed every night. Unless I have my kids. So I have tons of time to smash. I probably knock off about 8 to 10 jawns per week. I double book 3 or 4 days a week. Every now and then on a saturday I can hit 3 off in one day.

Yes some will complain about not getting enough time. But they usually hang in there after they see me. Or they fall off and their roster spot gets filled within days.

It's exhausting at times. But fun as hell most of the time.

I just told Heide Hi to fuck off on my drive home cause she got mad I could only hang for an hour tonight. She cursed me out but she will be back. They always come back

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80. "do you mix up their names or do you just call them all 'baby''"
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or some other generic pet name?

with these phone calls & texts, do actually remember & talk about specific details of their lives, or is it a more general 'hi, how was your day?'

you ever mix up shit & ask someone something that pertains to one of the others?

  

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85. "Call them all babe. Sometimes I don't even know their names when I see"
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them till I look at the pics in my contact list. People be waiting for me to introduce my date and I be like damn which one is this again. LOL

And yes I've sent the wrong text to the wrong girl. So I like to keep it generic. Unless we going back and forth texting.

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63. "how have you not caught something?"
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not even trying to be disrespectful.
it just seems statistically unlikely.

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Crisco
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70. "You negros are not focused. This post is about a stable of bitches"
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not about the free clinic. smh

Let's assume I wear a condom every time I get laid.

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73. "okay. well, answer the timing question. do you have a job?"
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when was the last time you got caught in a 'lie between lovers'?

you always tell the truth to these ladies?

  

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78. "I have a full-time gig. I can surf for new hoes online at work and text"
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>when was the last time you got caught in a 'lie between
>lovers'?
>
>you always tell the truth to these ladies?

Sh*t my chicks don't ask questions. They know better.
And if they do they get the virtual pimp hand.

"Why, you asking so many questions?"
"If you don't trust me don't be with me"

That usually stops the questions in their tracks.

Whomever cares the least has the most power.


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Just a Day in the Life, Of a Playa for Life!!
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77. "u could still get or pass around herp and warts wearin condoms tho"
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plus you da one talkin bout how many INPUTS


so like maybe da ex prostitute got herpes on her butt

and u give it to old fashion ladys pussy

dat kinda shit


we care my nigga lol

  

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81. "My Complete STD Blood screen form a month ago says otherwise"
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I gets tested every 6 months religiously.

I'm good

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74. "i know two dudes well above 500 that never had anything"
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i'm probably around 200 and never had anything other than a urinary tract infection once.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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76. "It's a crap shoot at times but hey Lady luck been on my side with her as..."
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in the air... LOL

I think most heads that don't do numbers are more shocked by the frequency of my conquest and automatically jump to conclusions to justify why they aint getting no p*ssy.. LOL

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83. "it's not a big deal to sleep with a lot of unattractive women."
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though it does take a certain lack of soul, conscience and morality to do it all with such a sporting spirit.

  

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86. "It's not a big deal to sleep with a lot of women in general"
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Never said it was. Just posting.
It's a message board

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87. "If I read a post about someone's conquest whether they have an STD is th..."
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last thing I would give a fuck about. I aint fucking them. Why you so worried about my dick. LOL

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91. "disgusting. sexual responsibility is a human world issue."
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posting is fun and cool and all, and we all do it for some sort of attention, but some things aren't funny to joke about.

take more care with other humans.

we're all in this together.

  

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96. "anyone who post about a rotation 12 deep"
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should expect a question or 2 about STD's.

If you meet a woman online and smash with the quickness best believe she is doing that shit with other dudes as well and it only takes one.

  

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97. "There is a direct link between promiscuity and stds"
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These are the facts.

So of course one is going to always come up with the other in a discussion. :shrugs:

  

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84. "Or maybe getting ass is not the pinnacle of success for everyone "
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Just maybe.

  

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98. "he aint claiming to be steve jobs though"
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he's just sharing his remarkable stories

sure, there is some bragging

but it's like bragging about a big dick...

it has it's own social currency but shouldn't really be deemed as "success"

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

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82. "nigga in his 40s keepin rotations 10 deep prolly passed 500 decades ago"
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99. "the std issue is real though"
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i know it's offensive bc it's personal but when u put this much of your info out...

u gotta

a.) expect

b.) realize just how lucky you really are

you've talked about how u thought your vasectomy was good enough reason to be mad reckless and u don't seem to be too concerned with the consequences simply bc the ass is your primary goal...

but yea fam...that shit is mad risky...

i say this as a nigga with far less bodies and way better risk assessment lol...if i can get burned by head...u beyond blessed to have some sort of monkey on your back...

that's just the odds yo...so as much as that seems a personal attack...it's not...people tend to get worried when niggas walking around proud to be potential outbreak monkeys...

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

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100. "i refuse to believe this man has never got burned"
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and on some real shit there are STDs out there that men show no symptoms for but serve as carriers to women. trichomoniasis being one of them.

furthermore you can carry herp for years and show no symptoms of it. im not sure if and when theres a legit test for it either.

but hey. maybe dude really is super lucky.

i personally think going raw with one partner is way better than having condom sex with many partners. thats just me tho.

  

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101. "i think luck is a real thing like an RPG character stat"
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mine is like 22 or some shit

ive had chicken pox 3 times lol

i've had other things happen health wise that the chances are like being struck by lightning 2-3 times lol

Crisco's is luck attribute on like 100 if he aint at least caught a few bugs but yea, it's possible

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

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102. "I hear ya Ric. But it's how someone says that sh*t"
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One thing to say hey are you safe, Are you being tested?

And another to blurt out i BET YOU HAVE HERPES!!!! fOLLOWED BY A lol
Negros get mad tough from a keyboard. They would not ever say some wild sh*t like that to my face. Without getting f*cked up!! nah'mean

So I gotta address that sh*t

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105. "this is wack. who are you threatening?"
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108. "Haven't threaten anyone. That would be a waste of energy"
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I guess I could punch my computer. BUt that would be stupid.

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107. "i guess i should have asked where is you ex-wife to be now? is she "
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living with you? did she find her own place? does she still fool with you like that?

...
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109. "Her own place, living her life. We still friends. "
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That's about it.

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