people that type "nom nom" when referring to food

How the fuck you gonna big up a point YOU just made?


my avy: Deep in your heart, you know he's right: http://coreyrichardsonneedsajob.com/
my hustle: http://SupaSoulSounds.com

*RIP: John T. "220v" Richardson, Blessing Benson, and Dilla*

my girlfriend does it and she's no exception. i handle that every day.

her justification is that it gets it into more people's feeds. i'm like fuck that, you ain't promoting shit, you're just posting pics of sushi rolls or nails that just got did, baby.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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I agree

<-Fear Ameer

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Stoicism and chill.
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Stay +.
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how does a woman in her 30's have the fingernail polish of a toddler.

just wipe that shit off.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

*sassyfaces*

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Stoicism and chill.
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Stay +.
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or a job
or a man
or a life
wtf
and lol.

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we aint the two and i aint the one- lyte

cleaning the crib, opening the car door, applying personal lubricant, etc

the possibilities are endless.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

I didn't mean a chip on a perfectly painted nail.

I'm talking about that last hint of nail polish from 2 months ago in the middle of each fingernail.

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And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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I have a webcomic: www.watchthecomic.com

My webcomic has a page: www.facebook.com/watchyourheadcomic

i gives nary a fuck.
i'll even bring attention to it.

>i gives nary a fuck.

You bastards!

mind
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matter

if you're a new yorker talking about how much you love winter, you can impale yourself with a javelin.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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They're bureaucrats! I don't respect them.(c)Rick Sanchez

... Followed by hip-hop today is too misogynistic and posioning the youth. We need to bring some of this conscious New York shit to the forefront. Followed by the youth these days don't respect the origins of hip-hop.

First, New York never left. Second, pull up the lyrics to those golden age classics and the results surprise you. Third, stop hating on other people eating. Finally, recite the lyrics to classics from other regions.

I fucking hate this shit.

-Lazy customers of mine that want someone to remote into their computer for the simplest shit.

-PeOpLe TyPiNg LiKe ThIs

-Strippers on some fake deep shit on IG. Just whip them tits out & STFU.

-The fact that my mom makes me buy her DVD's on release day, but still has 15 that she hasn't taken the plastic off of.

-Job recruiters in "New Jersey" that don't understand why I wouldn't want to drive to Alpharetta for $11/hr.

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Twitter & IG: @rulerofmyself
SC: rulerofmyself17

Yes! She's on the drugs. (c) BoHagon

i dont have colors
my mmsic:
www.soundclick.com/sylana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brb8g8f18xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgNuVHrEKI

i dont have colors
my mmsic:
www.soundclick.com/sylana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brb8g8f18xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgNuVHrEKI

ugh I was sitting next to a chick who was basically sucking all the liquid out of her disgusting sub sandwich I wanted to fight her sooo badly

you cant manage to get the milk and the cereal in your mouth at the same fuckin time? worse still my dad is one of those people who digs te spoon in so that it clanks on the bottom of the bowl.

doing that shit with a sub though? that almost takes talent. makes me wonder what other sloppy shit she can do with her mouth ...

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

so upon second thought..

LOL


>doing that shit with a sub though? that almost takes talent.
>makes me wonder what other sloppy shit she can do with her
>mouth ...

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

chewing
any sound
i realize that i have issues
i do.

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we aint the two and i aint the one- lyte

I completely understand. It's almost painful. Just shy of wanting to be violent, not against the chewer, but I wanna slap their food on the ground like Andy Samberg.

Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

damn, if you just let me finish what I was saying....

standing side by side with another person on an escalator so that nobody else can get by.

fools in the back of a plane jumping up and standing in the aisle the second the plane lands...like they're going somewhere

putting my change on the counter when i put the money in your hand.

IG: amadu_me

"...Whateva, man..." (c) Redman

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I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

Educated

prototype

stand ur ground, believe in urself,
believe in love, prepare urself for love, remove the negativity from ur life, and accept the love u kno u deserve

it's kind of like "i'm not going to lie to you" means there is some grade A bullshit headed your way.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

White folks use it all the time. And if you're talking to a woman at work who's trying to get you to do something you don't want or shouldn't be "feel as though" or "feel like" are the way to go.

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Everything looks like Oprah kissing Harvey Weinstein these days

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^^^^^

That and "Wheelhouse" as in that is not in my wheelhouse...

You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

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I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

worst.look.ever.

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peace and love

that's when i tiptoed out ur inbox (c) ricky

http://instagram.com/kahlema
http://twitter.com/jazzlema

http://alwaysshoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ugg-shoes-for-men-mkocow82.jpg

I *instantly* stop reading/listening once I read/hear that. Can't listen to cookie-cutter cornballs.

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http://twitter.com/logicalhood
http://instagram.com/hoodlogic

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It just describes some situations so well.

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http://twitter.com/logicalhood
http://instagram.com/hoodlogic

turn up, the verb is the fucking worse

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I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

If I see another bird-chested dude wearing Under Armour gear, or another obese broad with matched-up pink & black Nike tights (& matching sneakers and headband) then I'm gonna challenge them to a push-up contest and a race, in my work clothes.

2nd place for irony are bum dudes with no job that wear fresh work boots.

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http://twitter.com/logicalhood
http://instagram.com/hoodlogic

I irrationally hate it when people try to cover certain songs. When MJB did a cover of Stevie Wonder's Overjoyed, even though it was a tribute, I can't listen to that ish!!!!

And, its so subjective. For instance, I loved Phonte's cover of Steely Dan's Black Cow.

"We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents" - Bob Ross

"I'm wearing a MSU Tshirt because I went to MSU, you are wearing a UM Tshirt because you went to Walmart!" -unknown.

http://bjsquirrelchronicles.blogspot.com

It's 100% covers of super recent songs. An almost-exact cover of Bey's "Single Ladies" doesn't need to exist.

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Twitter & IG: @rulerofmyself
SC: rulerofmyself17

Yes! She's on the drugs. (c) BoHagon

When they actually sound like a horse galloping down the aisle. Irritating as hell.

>Women who walk EXTRA hard in heels to get noticed
>When they actually sound like a horse galloping down the
>aisle. Irritating as hell.

At least the women where you live are trying. These jawns just don't give a fuck.

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http://twitter.com/logicalhood
http://instagram.com/hoodlogic

@GetoutTheroom
http://getouttheroom.podomatic.com
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https://twitter.com/Jayric

on a $5 footlong...


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I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

In which someone said found subway intimidating because they were overwhelmed by the choice. They actually said "how do they expect people to know how it works?"
:/

When I would be extra low on funds I would get that sandwich and have shit piled on it to the point where trying to put the top of the bread on it was futile.


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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D

gross.

terry crews's career
memes with grammatical errors

https://i.imgflip.com/a2f9q.jpg


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I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

Infuriating!

thats the most country church queen bumpkin shit ever

just be normal and say " i had a good time" or "i had fun kicking it with u"

worst part is i think when ppl say this they are trying to seem more classy or something

its corny

prototype

stand ur ground, believe in urself,
believe in love, prepare urself for love, remove the negativity from ur life, and accept the love u kno u deserve

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we aint the two and i aint the one- lyte

>its corny

Like in that 10 yr old reading post

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pink toes: http://i.imgur.com/WN7DPL1

irrational : not logical or reasonable

I thought the purpose of wearing weaves and wigs was to pass it off as your own hair, no?

Also, drawn on eyebrows, especially ones that are razor thin. Doesn't look remotely natural.

and pulled that shit back...


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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D

There's better men out there. Maybe, try different bait?

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http://twitter.com/logicalhood
http://instagram.com/hoodlogic

I'd watch that reality show

seriously

Just sitting there, in a curbside parking spot, not doing shit. Feels like spies or something on the block, like what the fuck are they just sitting in their car for? They even have the nerve to look all worried when you walk by their car slowly, and look in the windows.

Shit just bothers me, man.

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http://twitter.com/logicalhood
http://instagram.com/hoodlogic

I can't believe someone is scathing at the sight of me chilling in my car.

in my car.

"They used to call me Baby Luke....but now? The whole damn 2 Liiiive Crew."

You sittin there for too long just doin nothing?

orly???

I got your plate number and several shots of the car. Don't still be there an hour later, I got pics of that too.

Got a whole folder of people's cars chillin for too long on the block as well as any car creepin down the block while I'm walking somewhere.


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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

Ro.I.P. Disco D

http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=4&topic_id=12705136&mesg_id=12705136&page=


I'm especially suspicious of work vans, fords & chevys.

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http://twitter.com/logicalhood
http://instagram.com/hoodlogic

"They used to call me Baby Luke....but now? The whole damn 2 Liiiive Crew."

especially when it comes to creepy lookin older white dudes riding solo in vans.


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forcing myself to actually respond to you is like bathing in ebola virus. - Binlahab

Like there is stupid, and then there is you, and then there is dead. - VAsBestBBW

R.I.P. Disco D