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Cenario
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Fri Jan-16-15 11:29 AM

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"My mom one day found my hidden beeper and a pack of bidis in my bookbag"


  

          

She thought the bidis was weed and that I was a drug dealer lol. One of my friends from school beeped me that day(i ain't never get beeps and he beeps me that day) and my mom thought it was for a sale lolz. She made me call him back while she listened on the other line. My boy saying all type of cusses, and 'that wasnt what your momma said last night' jokes. Then he proceeded to talk about how he was tryna smash this girl but she was fronting. I abruptly told him i had to go lol.

I remember the next day he thought i was hating on him until i told him my parents were listening on the other line.

My dad is a conspiracy theorist so he thought everything my boy said was some sort of drug related code.

Dont know what made me think about that today. Oh yeah i do, the whooping post.

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My Mom thought me and my (then) Girlfriend were huffing paint
Jan 16th 2015
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If I left clothes at my girlfriends house, my mom
Jan 16th 2015
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lol
Jan 16th 2015
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My mom used to smell my fingers and search my pockets
Jan 16th 2015
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I have a dairy intolerance so no calcium... yellowish eyes since 12
Jan 16th 2015
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Oh wow, bidis. I can remember my mind being blow the first time I tried
Jan 16th 2015
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bidis were good until you learned they had rat shit on them.
Jan 16th 2015
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bidis make your lungs bleed (c) some rapper
Jan 16th 2015
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but i leave a trail of bidis everywhere i go (c) E-40
Jan 16th 2015
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rofl
Jan 19th 2015
12
Lmao!
Jan 16th 2015
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i got arrested once when iwas like 14 and the cops thought that my bu
Jan 19th 2015
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Adwhizz
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Fri Jan-16-15 11:33 AM

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1. "My Mom thought me and my (then) Girlfriend were huffing paint"
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Because she found some TUBES of paint that belonged to my girlfriend.

I was 31 when this happened by the way

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initiationofplato
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Fri Jan-16-15 11:36 AM

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3. "If I left clothes at my girlfriends house, my mom"
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used to think I sold them for drugs, hahaha.

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Cenario
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Fri Jan-16-15 11:36 AM

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4. "lol"
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>I was 31 when this happened by the way

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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initiationofplato
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Fri Jan-16-15 11:35 AM

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2. "My mom used to smell my fingers and search my pockets"
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when I got home, the odd time, she would punch me in the face if she knew I was smoking cigarettes.

I remember when I got older she eased up a bit and found some weed I had in my pockets. She took it away. I asked her about it and she said it was gone, I told her I'm going to a party and that I didn't want to drink and she gave me my weed back. Hahaha

Recently we spoke about growing our own to make cannabis oil after she read about all the positive health effects of using it as a topical solution.

I used to bring home marijuana banana bread loaves as well and explicitly telling my church going father not to eat it and asking my mother to warn him. I used to love waking up and juicing fresh kale and broccoli, would fill me with a lot of good energy, and then I would have just enough of the loaf to feel. Was very euphoric and relaxing. The subtle high is much better than the baked out of your mind high.

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ThaAnthology
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Fri Jan-16-15 11:37 AM

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5. "I have a dairy intolerance so no calcium... yellowish eyes since 12"
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My Mom used to look at my eyes and SWEAR I smoked weed. (Not until 19ish actually). Every day after school she'd grab me up and look at my eyes like "What you been doin?"

By the time I started smoking she was so used to my eyes being effed up that she would just tell me to rest because I looked tired.

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DavidHasselhoff
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Fri Jan-16-15 11:38 AM

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6. "Oh wow, bidis. I can remember my mind being blow the first time I tried"
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some strawberry bidis. Being a sheltered I never imagined such a thing.

  

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Fri Jan-16-15 11:39 AM

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9. "bidis were good until you learned they had rat shit on them."
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~Experience is the currency of the soul.

  

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deejboram
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Fri Jan-16-15 11:39 AM

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7. "bidis make your lungs bleed (c) some rapper"
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8. "but i leave a trail of bidis everywhere i go (c) E-40"
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12. "rofl"
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Amritsar
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Fri Jan-16-15 12:46 PM

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10. "Lmao!"
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>She thought the bidis was weed and that I was a drug dealer
>lol. One of my friends from school beeped me that day(i ain't
>never get beeps and he beeps me that day) and my mom thought
>it was for a sale lolz. She made me call him back while she
>listened on the other line. My boy saying all type of cusses,
>and 'that wasnt what your momma said last night' jokes. Then
>he proceeded to talk about how he was tryna smash this girl
>but she was fronting. I abruptly told him i had to go lol.
>

  

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Ezzsential
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11. "i got arrested once when iwas like 14 and the cops thought that my bu"
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biidis were weed...


i dont have colors
my mmsic:
www.soundclick.com/sylana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brb8g8f18xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgNuVHrEKI

  

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