there aren't very many of us so i hate that she annoys me but GOTDAMN IF SHE AIN'T THE MOST ANNOYING and her office is next to mine i'm analytical so i get samples from her to analyze as a courtesy but she takes advantage instead of giving me everything at once it's can you do this? it gets done. now can you do this? NO BITCH I CAN'T I DON'T WORK FOR YOU.
on top of that her samples have completely fucked one of our instruments. like thousands in repairs and this is not the first time. i have explained this to her several different ways and she just does not get it. she just wants the data.
at this point i'm tired of even hearing her voice.
BrooklynWHAT Member since Jun 15th 2007 85068 posts
Fri Jan-16-15 10:52 AM
4. "this chick that just can't handle stress well and lashes out at everyone" In response to Reply # 0
anytime im with her outside of work (lunch, gym, etc) she is a joy to be around. but at work that girl will snap on you in a second. luckily she's in school right now so she's only here 3 days out of the week.
the only reason i know how to do so much random shit at my job is so i wouldnt have to ask her to do anything for me.
9. "The girl that laughs all the damn time. And not just any laugh a loud as..." In response to Reply # 0 Fri Jan-16-15 11:03 AM by DavidHasselhoff
hell screaming make people look at you like you crazy kinda laugh. I can hear her ass through the walls down the hallway all the way in the bathroom sometimes. Most of the time what shes laughing at isn't even funny. She knows her laugh is awful but she doesn't give a fuck.
22. "had a dude like that back in the days. His name was Mike Bono" In response to Reply # 16
dude yanking his joing while he talking to you. smh
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25. "i had names for them.... for example" In response to Reply # 0
the toucher: ALWAYS wanted to touch something with her grubby little fingers. i was doign work at my desk one day and she just started rubbign my head talking about "ooh your hair so wavy". another time she had takien off her sock and shoe in her cubicle... put her foot in her lap, and was rubbing her bare foot. then leaned forward on it, til it popped and she said "There it is!"
the announcer: i'd walk in from lunch and she'd go "OOOH, LAY'Z GOT MCDONALD'S!" ...""OH PIZZA TODAY!"..... "LAY'S GOT A SALAD"...or if i'm a few minutes late tryna sneak in to my cubicle "GOOD MORNING, LAY!"
Swampfoot: dude sat in the cubicle behind me. I could always tell when he took his shoes off...you could smell them. every one in a 5 desk radius could....but he couldn't. his chair also smelled like "stale grimey butt" ...i stayed after work one day, and SOAK his chair in lysol spray before i left for the night.
"If you wanna help us, fine. Sit down with your kids and make 'em study at night...otherwise, shoot THIS mothaf*cka!" (c) Morgan Freeman,
33. "My office mate STINKS. You could track her by her smell, too." In response to Reply # 0 Fri Jan-16-15 12:58 PM by 8-bit
Not that unwashed stink, but that old-lady perfume stink. She smells like she puts on way too much, and refreshes her perfume during the day. I literally smell her before I see her. If you could see her smell, it would be like a cloud with a 20-meter diameter.
She's a nice lady tho, but that smell ain't nice at all.
41. "yo, THIS motherfucker tried to throw me under the bus yesterday" In response to Reply # 0
reported me to my boss for some shit that he should be THANKFUL i was doing in the first place - making his bullshit work look better and even though he talked to me about it weeks ago, he still felt the need to go behind my back and talk about it with the boss
he's far and away least talented person on the team GTFO I handled that shit with my boss of course but THIS motherfucker. I'm done playing nice w him.
45. "she has no sense of self awareness" In response to Reply # 0
i wish she cld see how she looks, sounds, acts actually even though, she probably still wldnt be able to see ALL of her faults LOL it was sad then annoying now it's all that and funny
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