In the a.m. getting gas, a homeless dude was searching the trashcan for bottled etc and pulled out a receipt and opened it up to save etc
I said "So YALL do check the receipts. Why, the numbers are coded."
Homeless dude said "No really for account numbers but u see how this says LOWES? I check for the item they bought, go to Lowes and find the item and I'll take it to returns like I bought it and get a refund. Hey Im a drug addict, Im being honest. And they've reduced sentencing for shoplifting..."
disucssed his dru addiction and gave him my change etc
but yeah..I be rippin up the receipts 50-leven times