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Geah
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"I tweeted this out but it needs a post: Coworker gossip"


          

Okay so messican chick at the JO. She separated, 2 kids with 2 different dudes....Cant stay focused on a man to save her life

she done axed me to be her man whisperer.

Now she is STILL married on paper but they aint dealt in 2 years. They aint done the divorce yet.

So i ask her what her issue is and she tells me she wants to focus on ONE MAN

I say okay how many you talking to


she says

"Im talking to 9 dudes currently but i'm only sleeping with the preacher"


i laughed like shit.

Anyway out of the nine men she's hollan at

One is a black football coach at an east coast school that she met online
One is a black cop
One is a white fireman
One is a black preacher
One is a messican teacher
One is her first baby daddy(black)
One is a white car salesman
One is a black lawyer
One is a messican grad student

she gave me all the good and bad qualities of them all and we've narrowed them down to

football coach
preacher(i'm still laffin)
Fireman

she's partial to negroids

but she sees her luck aint been good with us.

She likes the preacher a lot, he runs a church and is in school so all he got time for is a quick tightening up and ghost.

I am still dying at that shit lol. She don't like how i laff at it....

Anyway She likes the football dude but don't wanna do long distance.....

Fireman treats her the nicest..i told her don't waste his time. He white and nice, u aint ready for that.

@geahuwine

  
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I just wanna sit at your desk for one 8 hour shift
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these niggas and niggettes need to all be fired.
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      wow
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      this don't get discussed at work fam
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           i dont believe you. but still - don't pay me no mind.
Jan 12th 2015
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                oh i don't nigga
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I bet she hasn't met half these dudes
Jan 12th 2015
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of all the folk on that list
Jan 12th 2015
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she's met em all
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      I'm impressed
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she got her legs @ 10 an 2 for the pastor so she might as
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she got her legs @ 10 an 2 for the pastor ....LMAO!!!
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RE: she got her legs @ 10 an 2 for the pastor so she might as
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shit, lmao
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Tucking this joke in my pocket. Can't *wait* to use later.
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RE: she got her legs @ 10 an 2 for the pastor so she might as
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http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/12/13/enhanced/webdr06/anigif_en...
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Cool Story Bro.
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ThaAnthology
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1. "I just wanna sit at your desk for one 8 hour shift"
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your job is fantastic...

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Deadzombie
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2. "these niggas and niggettes need to all be fired."
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if they put as much energy in the actual work as they do the gossip, im sure that check-cashing place would be the toast of the industry.

  
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ThaAnthology
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3. "wow"
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but still... that sounds like so much fun hahaha.

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Geah
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48407 posts 		Mon Jan-12-15 02:47 PM

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7. "this don't get discussed at work fam"
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well at lunch yes but during work no.

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Deadzombie
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10. "i dont believe you. but still - don't pay me no mind."
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Geah
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11. "oh i don't nigga "
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@geahuwine

  
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legsdiamond
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4. "I bet she hasn't met half these dudes"
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sounds like she just internet dating...

LOL at the Preacher getting the booty.

  
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ThaAnthology
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6. "of all the folk on that list"
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it's the preacha man who gets the bootie...

www.anthologyfmn.com

Enter the Written World of Fahim Malik Nassar

The House of Caine (available)

Melancholoy Funk (available)

Tha Anthology (Words 2001-2003) Poetry inspired by OKP and Wash, DC
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Geah
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8. "she's met em all"
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been on at least one date with em all. Even football dude

@geahuwine

  
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legsdiamond
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14. "I'm impressed"
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ambient1
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5. "she got her legs @ 10 an 2 for the pastor so she might as"
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well keep her waters holy

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Coolin...

  
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9. " she got her legs @ 10 an 2 for the pastor ....LMAO!!!"
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12. "RE: she got her legs @ 10 an 2 for the pastor so she might as"
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YOOOUUUUNNNG!!! Hollid laffin'

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13. "shit, lmao"
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Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

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16. "Tucking this joke in my pocket. Can't *wait* to use later."
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"a little air restriction ain't hurt nobody." - BSR

  
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18. "RE: she got her legs @ 10 an 2 for the pastor so she might as"
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LMAO!!!!!!!!! That is too much!!!!

"We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents" - Bob Ross

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15. "http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/12/13/enhanced/webdr06/anigif_en..."
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17. "Cool Story Bro."
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