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Madvillain 626
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"Nobody here smashed a chick with a fake ass before?"


  

          

All you niggas are washed and old and been married since 08 so I understand.

This a spinoff of the Nicki would u smang? post. Niggas in here clutching pearls talking about "omg silicone.booty shots, i could never"

I've smashed a juiced up booty chick before (Latina). It's damn sure not preferable to a real one but ay, sometimes it be like that.

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It was that different?
Dec 30th 2014
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*raises hand sheepishly*
Dec 30th 2014
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knew you'd show up, you doin it big in colombia
Dec 31st 2014
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      man i had a jawn with the BEST natural ass down here
Dec 31st 2014
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           how expensive is a flight right now? lol
Dec 31st 2014
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If you smang a chick with a weave or a wig...
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married before baby Bush was in office
Dec 30th 2014
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You know better than to take those dudes seriously.
Dec 31st 2014
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what about brazilian butt lifts?
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No one that I could recall.
Dec 31st 2014
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damn you got me lol but i heard that shit feels different
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smashed through the procedure
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damn what'd she do?
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Those dudes are trying to get chose. They'll say anything.
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Nah man
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You're basically saying you would have sex with a transgendered woman
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da fuck?
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How is it not, gumz? How?
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      It just isnt...plain and simple
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so by that reasoning you would get blown by a man
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Those were very specific examples
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      k
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      lol
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You're basically saying you're a moron.
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You better chill or I'm gonna get Deadzombie on you
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      ctfu
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      LOFL
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many look comical, some don't
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Thank you for being able to take a joke
Dec 31st 2014
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man, yall fucked up this great joke. christ yall
Dec 31st 2014
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I don't think I'm ready for all that.
Dec 31st 2014
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: /~
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Yup.... A tidbit tho :
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Married since 09, sucker!
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No, can't say that I have... but back in my day (cause I am 87)
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Doronmonkflake
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1. "It was that different?"
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Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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ConcreteCharlie
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2. "*raises hand sheepishly*"
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i've felt quite a few and honestly they were none too pleasant. i go more for shape and texture than size (the "I'm white" option in the poll, perhaps).

i dated a girl briefly, for about three weeks, who had really well-done breast and ass implants. she had been married to an older guy who took good care of her before she bailed with her kid. she made it work for sure. she also had a beautiful face and a pussy like a brick oven. so if i were judging on that experience alone, i'd give a thumbs up, but i have seen a lot at strip joints and shit that look/feel like the broad stole a couple of overinflated Spaldings.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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Madvillain 626
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Wed Dec-31-14 01:18 AM

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6. "knew you'd show up, you doin it big in colombia"
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I'm trying to get like you in life #nodickride

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13. "man i had a jawn with the BEST natural ass down here"
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took advantage of one of a handful of "breakups" with my jawn and got it in with this chick. whew. half hungarian, half colombian, pops was a dude from budapest who was an artist here or some shit. OMG, slammingest big bubble ass. 21 years old, slim waist, firmest little B cups. she was kind of boring in terms of his personality but cool enough and prolly had a future in sword swallowing if you feel me lol.

overall i see a lot of fakes asses and titties here. the rich girls who do it right are subtle enough that it looks great with their clothes on. some of these chicks are going to bulgarian butchers and shit though, whew, looks really exaggerated and weird, plus they feel hard. i don't really go for it, i like younger, all-natural types.

And you will know MY JACKET IS GOLD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

  

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Madvillain 626
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28. "how expensive is a flight right now? lol"
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I live in so cal and don't plan on leaving, so I'm trying to get fluent in Spanish.

So in the next few years ya boy is definitely trying to hit up Costa Rica, Panama, Cuba & Colombia (maybe DR?) and get it in.

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3. "If you smang a chick with a weave or a wig... "
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And turn down a chick with a fake ass, you're losing.

Fuck it, if she wear spanx and a push-up bra, you're complicit is sexual subterfuge and need to be real with yo'self.

Let's be honest here, 65% of single muhfucka sex is predicated on some kinda lie and if you tryna deem some lies more or less acceptable than others, then you're lying to yourself.


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4. "married before baby Bush was in office"
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therefore, "no" would be my answer.

Same time, even with all the strippers I've fucked with in the past, I've never fucked a chick with fake titties either.


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5. "You know better than to take those dudes seriously. "
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deejboram
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7. "what about brazilian butt lifts?"
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they take fat from your gut and put it in your butt
technically it is not fake because it is your own fatty tissue just rearranged

shouldnt that "feel" the same in the hands?

i saw k-michelle on wendy williams and her ass is just WHOOAAAAA

this ass shit is OOC
give me a regular flat assed chick any day

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Shaun Tha Don
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8. "No one that I could recall. "
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Rest In Peace, Bad News Brown

  

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9. "damn you got me lol but i heard that shit feels different"
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>All you niggas are washed and old and been married since 08
>so I understand.
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10. "smashed through the procedure"
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she got butt,boobs and face done within a 6 month span
ive told the story
she in jail now and cant maintain it
hopefully all her work ages well

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Madvillain 626
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25. "damn what'd she do?"
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11. "Those dudes are trying to get chose. They'll say anything."
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12. "Nah man"
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Played with some fake tits-- not impressed.

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Chanson
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14. "You're basically saying you would have sex with a transgendered woman"
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Many fake asses look comical and are no different to the ones transgendered women get.

If you would have sex with a woman that has a fake ass it's not a stretch to say you would have sex with a woman that has a fake vagina.

You're young though so you're just exploring your sexuality. Nothing wrong with that. Be free. It doesn't mean that you're gay.

mind
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15. "da fuck?"
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>If you would have sex with a woman that has a fake ass it's
>not a stretch to say you would have sex with a woman that has
>a fake vagina.
>

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Chanson
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19. "How is it not, gumz? How?"
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mind
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matter

  

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gumz
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21. "It just isnt...plain and simple"
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http://www.youtube.com/user/gumzization
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17. "so by that reasoning you would get blown by a man"
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>Many fake asses look comical and are no different to the ones
>transgendered women get.
>
>If you would have sex with a woman that has a fake ass it's
>not a stretch to say you would have sex with a woman that has
>a fake vagina.
>
>You're young though so you're just exploring your sexuality.
>Nothing wrong with that. Be free. It doesn't mean that you're
>gay.

I mean, if you would have a woman go down on you, you would also have a man do it 'cause, you know, they both have a mouth... Right?

You would also suck on a man's chest 'cause, you know, men and women both have nipples.

You would also jack off another man 'cause, you know, you have a dick and touch yours often and other men have dicks so...


Nigga, that post was a reach of astronomical proportions. You connecting dots that ain't even in the same coloring book.

  

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18. "Those were very specific examples"
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I think you're projecting your fantasies.

It's almost 2015. You don't have to hide anymore.

BE FREE!

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22. "k"
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23. "lol"
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26. "You're basically saying you're a moron. "
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You arrived at such a nonsensical conclusion that you're either trolling or just plain stupid.

  

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29. "You better chill or I'm gonna get Deadzombie on you"
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mind
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matter

  

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30. "ctfu"
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Coolin...

  

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32. "LOFL"
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Madvillain 626
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27. "many look comical, some don't"
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same with fake titties.

plus I got bait and switch. It's not like she said "I GOT BOOTY SHOTS, IS THAT OKAY WITH YOU?!"

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31. "Thank you for being able to take a joke"
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A lot of girls just get their hips done instead of their booty. It looks more natural than the fake booties do.

If you're dating Instagram model types I'd imagine it's almost impossible to date someone who hasn't had some work done.

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33. "man, yall fucked up this great joke. christ yall"
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let's not lose our humanity

  

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16. "I don't think I'm ready for all that. "
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I really don't even like fake tits and only experienced that once.

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20. ": /~"
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24. "Yup.... A tidbit tho :"
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When doing a "69" it was a bit harder to get my tongue in her asshole than with natural girls

I think because the booty is protruding so far outward --mind u this was a petite 20 yr old Filipina who really shouldve thought twice-- that everything was pushed out further than it should have.

Would do it again in a sec tho lol

  

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34. "Married since 09, sucker!"
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http://youtu.be/5o37GORoKUQ

#htpw

  

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35. "No, can't say that I have... but back in my day (cause I am 87) "
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we didn't have to worry about it as much as ya'll do.

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