Some time around 2001 or 2002 I dated a bartender and wannabe stand-up comedian who lived on Houston and was proud of the fact that she had never, in her two years in NYC, set foot in Brooklyn. She said "I didn't move to NYC for Brooklyn".

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Nice cans but dumb as all getout.

If I knew then what I know now I probably would've sucked it up and used her for her money, at least for a while. So it goes.

i still blame hip-hop.

I hate that Cali doesn't have them or Whataburger.

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Visiting relatives in Lake Eufaula, OK, that was the treat.

>http://www.braums.com/
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>Nice cans but dumb as all getout.
>
>If I knew then what I know now I probably would've sucked it
>up and used her for her money, at least for a while. So it
>goes.


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and waaaay back in the day I dated a girl and asked her what her dreams in life/5 year plan... with a straight face she said..."to move to New Brighton, PA"

She wanted to move to a small rust belt town further away from the city.

wake up and drink alcoholic. she had been thru some shit and apparently it was a dark period in her life which i get. but she tried to constantly bitch at me for eating Wendy's and smoking trees, and i'm like....you're an alcoholic.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

I dated a girl who needed 10+ hrs of sleep. She used to go to bed at like 7:45 during the week and 9 on the weekends. I was BORED OUT OF MY FREAKIN MIND!

I can just imagine how boring that was.

in dramatically different fields.

Without visiting Brooklyn or Staten Island or queens... Unless you count passing thru to the airports.

And planning on a fourth and had never had a job.

And drove a Nissan z something sportscar (which was an upgrade from his last car a new bmw) that was self insured.

i diagnosed that shit ASAP & you didnt get a 2nd crack at the bank


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fwb & she wanted more & was cute so we went out in like a group setting

bill came & she didnt pull no bread out

oh you gonna eat ALL them crablegs & not pay? we aint boo'd girl, im doing you a favor being in public with you. with that cobwebbed pocketbook you cant be my loverrrrrr

but thats abt as wack as i got


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and omg 300 plus pound arrogant Alpha negro who told me I couldn't meet his mother cause my hair was in an afro.
One of his goals was to try to buy blocks of damaged property down in New Orleans after Katrina.

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Said the cop saw a gun in his waist and he caught charges. He wasn't a citizen though.
He cleaned up his life though, he's a chef now. Booed up with a older Black woman.

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some people really did me wrong (others would say I did them wrong), but I still remember the good times so not much was a total bust

one girl used to travel 6 hours to see me, she thought I was supposed to be super impressed because she had a Tribe Called Quest t-shirt. I had to kind of tell her after the second or third trip "Im not looking for anything serious" because I felt great potential for her to be misled. without saying anything rude, I'll just say our personalities didnt really mesh. I think she was one of those "I'll get with any dude who's into Hip Hop" people because the guy she was with after me was also a journalist

other than that I've either been really lucky or I've forgotten anyone who was "wack"

oh, then there's the ultra corny woman who told my ex we messed around long after I was done with both of them. there was no real reason for her to say anything.

Told me she would probably have to dance with other dudes sometimes because it was a part of the job. Wanted to know if I would be ok with that. I told her that I don't mind her dancing as long as she ain't grinding on them. She then said "how else am I gonna dance with them?" She then wanted to tell me how I'm being insecure and whatever. In my mind I was like "yep, I don't see this lasting."



Since 1976

worse was probably when I went out clubbing with some friends. He didn't like me going out clubbing (so I didn't tell him) and he definitely wouldn't have approved of the outfit I was wearing. To make matters worse, my damn phone died, so of course he was blowing me up. At around 2 AM, I was a little more than tipsy and I was doing the tired chair dance, I had my drink in my hand and turned to talk to my friend, not even 2 minutes later, I see my bf approaching me looking like he was possessed by a demon. Before I could close my mouth, he slapped my drink out of my hand, started cursing me out and dragged me out the club. As you can probably imagine, once we pulled off, it had gotten progressively worse. I thought about opening the door and getting out of the car at one of the red lights before we made it home, but I was in a bodycon dress, 4 inch heels and no phone, and it was like 2:30 in the morning; But,looking back, I probably would have been safer had I gotten out the car.

happiness is a mediocre standard for a middle class existence - S. Williams

I don't not like you because you have dumb ideas about the world, I don't like you because you have other people's dumb ideas about the world. - Rjcc

i mean i'm team bootstraps and all but i at least can identify what is and isn't in the realm of control in certain communities
everything with her was about "those blacks" this and that
she grew up in a lily white community but you'd think she'd have some empathy coming from a single parent home and they weren't even wealthy
maybe 100-200k in liquid assets but most of that was from life insurance and invested in old negro stuff like cds and annuities

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That's probably 1% for black folks

like her mom was a manager at a company for 15+ yrs but only made 80k
i guess alot of ppl get "wealth" from life insurance but i don't really count that
at least when it comes to braggin about it

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Several years ago, she jealously tried to box me at her company's holiday party, in front of everyone. Homegirl didn't like the conversation I was having with her colleagues, I think we were making small talk about sports, everyone was confused.

Same chic also did something similar because I wouldn't bang her in the park, in broad day light, with a bunch of kids running around.

She's a successful Hollywood hairdresser now

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then wanna dap me down
but when I leave?

like on some ABC after school special illiterate
could not read at all
like how did you...? why aint you...? what was you....?
(i asked all of those questions to her and every response just made me blank stare)


i woulda kept feelin bad but her mother was normal(wasn't a junkie or mean/abusive/crazy/etc) and ol girl was as crazy as all outdoors

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Coolin...

i smashed a chick who was learning disabled
but found out after the fact, she seemed normal on the surface
one night after i smashed i went through her stuff while she was sleep (i know i know) and found out
couldn't deal with that stigma , had to cut that off

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never took her out
i was @19-20
she damn sure wasn't ever gonna be my girl

i'd say dealt wit

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>i smashed a chick who was learning disabled
>but found out after the fact, she seemed normal on the
>surface
>one night after i smashed i went through her stuff while she
>was sleep (i know i know) and found out
>couldn't deal with that stigma , had to cut that off


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he said way after watching the movie from his comfy seat "sometimes you got to let a man be a man and handle the situation"

so i was apparently supposed to stand in the dark and wait for him to build up the nerve to ask a few people if they were using the seats next to him.


i'll take that loss. some people you just cant win with.

psst!

place to eat. i picked tender greens because it was right next to where we were and i liked it. he asked me what was good. i told him and said what i was going to get. he said he wanted the same. the lady asks us what we want and he goes silent for 4 mississippi's so I said we'd have two of what i was ordering. after two more mississippi's he goes "she lets me feed myself sometimes." i was THEW.

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No good stories, unfortunately. When things aren't looking good I tend to blow everything up, as opposed to the slow simmer of wackness.

Probably one of the wackest was this chick from the suburbs that tried her hardest to be a hood chick. Backwards-ass jawn.

Edit: Took the same broad out once. Left the parking brake on while driving by accident, so lost brake pressure for a bit. Found this out while cruising at 45mph or so. Anyway, I pumped the brakes, got pressure back and stopped the car after a few scary moments. All was good. Jawn spazzed out tho. Started screaming to "take her home right now" and "just stop. JUST STOP!" (like I was fucking PRETENDING the brakes weren't working). Even when I tried to explain the mechanics of automobile brakes and what happened, the dumb broad just kept up with the shit. Couldn't drop that jawn off any faster.

Edit #2: Same jawn's MOM used to snitch on her to me. On some, "you deserve better than my daughter."

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i went on a date with a guy who seemed really cool and like he had his shit together...but then, during the course of me allowing him to run off at the mouth cause he was feeling reaaaal comfy, he mentioned that he did crack in the 80s. *SKEEEEEEEEE-ch
not cocaine. not weed. not a gateway drug to other hardcore shit. not tried, but DID crack. like, on a regular basis. like, enough to end a marriage. i dont care how long ago it was, that is a huge character flaw.

Then there was the guy who said he gave his sister and nephew 3k to go on a trip at the last minute, like while driving them to the airport for a trip they'd planned months ago...so that's why he didn't want to pay $6 to park his own car and meet me for drinks. 0_0 liar. oh and he felt that after 3 days i should know whether or not i wanted a full fledged relationship with him or not.

or the one who confessed to being such a horrible asshole to his ex wife who treated him like royalty for 15 years. he said that he invited his side chick to their wedding and both women knew. FOH, por favor.

and so on and so on. i'm not looking for perfection but i mean come the fuck on!!

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That's really something that should be disclosed upfront.

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but during this date he threw that shit in there so fast, lol.
but I caught it, stopped eating my meal to ask a couple of questions about it, decided he wasn't going past Go, and continued the date until I was able to escape safely .

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he could lose his job and the stress might be too much for him to handle so he might revisit his old friend, The Pipe.
he wasn't just lighting up a joint. nawl, he was holding a pipe with lighter in hand getting fuct up.
plus, he played too much Rick James on the way to our date. there may be no connection whatsoever but Rick, too was a crack head. ijs

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at all times.

That in and of itself isn’t an issue, except she was on some QueenZilla shit with it. That also extended to getting up and getting her whatever she wanted, whenever she wanted. Her dad and three brothers were pretty much servants in her family, and she thought *eye* would fall in the same way.

She held great conversation, was pretty damn sexy (kind of an issue with her nose, but aside from that) and a nympho to boot, so I put up with it for as long as I could by playfully bantering with her over it. Sometimes we’d argue over it.The breaking point came for three reasons.

1. That nympho shit actually became irritating. Didn’t matter where we were or who we were with, she stayed trying to sneak me a hand job or moving my hand to give her one. We’d be in someone’s backseat and she’d pull my hand over or kiss my ear or some shit. Further, she pretty much hated all social settings we were in and was an absolute mute much of the time.

2. A group of us went to eat, and she was ahead of us. There was an old man with a cane inching up toward her, and she waited… and waited…. And waited for him to open her door. I’m like, what the fuck, that’s an old man. You could have gotten that. He’s done his time. Dude walked with a cane for crying out loud.

3. Ketchup. Yeah, I got told to go get her some ketchup after I’d just gotten something else and sat down. This was the final straw, because she copped an attitude when I reminded her she had perfectly capable legs and hands, and she could get it herself. After about two days of arguing about it, I ended it. She swore she’d change but I didn’t believe that for a second. You can’t be THAT spoiled your entire life and then flip a switch when you’re 20 over a boyfriend.

She wound up dating my roommate after that. They stayed together for two years because he was perfectly fine catering to her whims…. Until he wasn’t.

She married the next dude after him. A few years later, I found out she’s one of my cousin’s good friends. I told her we dated back in the day and she asked why we broke up. I explained the above story and she burst into laughter, saying “Yeah, that’s Michelle.” Apparently, she does the same shit to her husband but he feels like he hit the genetic lotto with her (dude really doesn’t look all that great).
Yeah, seriously dodged a bullet there.

Had a princess story:
Long story short, had a fully loaded Toyota Cressida...she spilled her drink in the car and didn't want to clean it up. That was the last I saw of her

Wish they'd revive that nameplate....

How all the popular dudes used to try to get with her but she always played hard to get, blah blah blah. We had this convo several times in the 6 months we dated.

In my mind, I'm like college was a looong time ago. No doubt she was still beautiful but it had been a good 10 years. It was time to move on. Plus I'd dated cuter yet cooler so I wasn't like "JACKPOT!!!". Anyway, I made some joke about HER being pressed for ME, she lost it and dumped me.

Funny thing, I was actually catering to her more than anyone I'd dated since high school. And I was a cupcaking motherfucker back in high school (literally delivering cupcakes to my first gf's house, just because I was thinking about her) but I'd learned all of that was really unnecessary.

So this princess lived overseas but liked some American junk foods. I'd actually been piecing together a care package to send her before our fall out. I handwrote some heartfelt apology for my joke and had the package all ready to ship.... then said fuck THAT shit, I'm not the one to deal with a high maintenance, living in the past-assed chick, so I ripped up the letter and ate all the Twizzlers and Crunch and Munch myself.

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Like...constantly getting into it with the customers, coworkers and management crazy....but she was thick and I was young.

Anyway....we talking on the phone and I"m seeing that she likes to hear herself talk and is in her own world BUT she is also talking this pro-black shit that I loved so much. Shorty had me fall thru the crib....

-She stayed in them 'jects over by Damen and Elston
-Shorty said she had Hors d'ouevres. Shorty came out with Tostinos on a silver tray.
Shorty started stripping....she neglected to tell me about the bullet wound in her stomach. Loose fitting, sensible clothes finally made sense...
But by this time I'm naked too so FUCK IT.

We get done....shorty is like

"So.....where am I getting my hair done?"
Me: "Huh?"
Her: "Oh well...considering I just gave you some of this good good loving...I thought you were a real man....so it shouldn't be a thing to get my nails done and my hair done and.......wait.....where you going?!? SEE...I THOUGH YOU WAS A REAL NIGGA BUT YOU AIN'T NOTHING BUT A LIL BOY!!!"

Me: TAXI!!!!!!!!!

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then wanna dap me down
but when I leave?

but only would fix plates for him and myself
i'd have to create a plate for jack from mine.

i could write a phone book on this nigga.

That strikes me as extremely peculiar, and he probably was sending you a message. I'm sure the other things you didn't mention are real jewels.

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but he was jealous of my son.
told me as much.
that was a VERY difficult relationship to extricate myself from.
thank GOD it's over.

because my mom was a single parent and she got rid of idiots like that too. Makes tons of sense. Denying Jack is denying a part of you, too.

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Then there was the Nigerian MBA student who only talked about money, hated my Afro, and said that my family and I were some of the "good Black Americans." He also had an obsession with not looking ashy, and carried a container of body butter with him. He had a Mom and 4 busted sisters, who hated on me whenever I visited.

I also dated this guy from Atlanta who dropped out of medical school to write his novel. He hated his parents for wanting him to be a doctor, and expected them to finance him after he left school.

Jamaican dude from New York. He came down to Philly to hang out. We're driving to South Street, and he says he needs to use the restroom. He then proceeds to pull the car over near a park, and urinates in a bush. I asked him to take me home.

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard

Not that I know of these things, just saying.

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It was really disgusting.

but im banned tho.
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but we didn't date for too long. I was going through a period of celibacy, which I told her about beforehand, and she said she was glad I wasn't just trying to sleep with her.
Anyway things were going great and she asked me about plans for my birthday. I normally don't do much for my birthday but I told her we could have dinner since I hadn't seen her in a week or so.
I made a joke about birthday sex being out of the question, and she stopped talking to me for 2 weeks without warning (no blowup or anything, just no contact). I sent her a 'hope you're okay' text and she screen shots me a pic of the birthday sex text and asked if I thought it was okay to do that. I reminded her that since I was referring to myself, and not her, along with the fact that I can joke about myself as I would like to, she 'accepted my apology' and things were cool for a day until she stopped contact again with no warning.
Now none of this would bother me except for the fact that I don't do the passive aggressive thing, and I don't like having my time wasted. Don't want anything to do with me? Say so, be upfront about it. If you're too self-centered and bitter to keep things in their proper perspective (especially after giving a speech about how important communication is to you), it sends up a red flag for me.

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but I wanted to at least have the opportunity to make sure there wasn't a personal problem going on. Just because I'm not interested anymore doesn't mean I'd want somebody to get hurt or thrown off a cliff or something.

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our first date was kinda horrible though, so I wasn't really interested. Ignored him.
then I got robbed and needed some male company to feel safe. He was big and tall enough.
fast forward to 2014 I dun got married to his ass. Good thing he answered the phone.

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then wanna dap me down
but when I leave?

was the bed that my son's mom and I had.

That sh*t lasted all of three weeks.

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he obliged.
guess the nana was that ill.

white boys. Can't believe I was so into that girl by the time she stole our mutual friends wallet.



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It should, she's fulfilling the job description of being a bitter horrible person.

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"America, stop turning our Court Houses of Justice into Dens for Justified Murderers."

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"America, stop turning our Court Houses of Justice into Dens for Justified Murderers."

..regularly
..like it was part of his job description

and felt it was okay enough to tell me about (we would talk when he was at work)


This is the same guy who tried to seductively lick cream out of those tiny single use coffee cream package during one of our dates


The same guy who had porn (all the chicks had the exact same body type as me) in his backseat

The same guy who bit me on our first date (no kissing he just bit me)

I gotta admit I've never been inspired to jerk off at work. Have sex with a real, live woman at work? yes. Go and jerk off? naw, lol. The former might just cause some embarrassment if caught, the latter might land me on sex offender list.

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What killed me was he thought it was normal

He worked overnight and swore it helped him stay awake

Ugh.

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I've been off and on with this chick over the last year, about a month ago we decided to give it a legit shot, dating exclusively. Overall she is a decent person, stable job, etc.

She is hella cheap though. I got her a Northface scarf and gloves for Xmas and she got me some honey and dark chocolate from Trader Joe's. I'm not a huge Christmas person but I had also bought her a decent gift for her birthday when we had dated before. She also lives right by the Trader Joe's and it's across town from my place, I got a steak from there once and told her it was one of the best ones I had in awhile, compared to whole foods, etc. She's like "next time they have those on sale I'll let you know so you can go get a few".

*Gillie Face*

We're in the car a couple of weeks ago and she tells me how she successfully bid for a gift certificate at my favorite restaurant during a charity auction at her job. I'm thinking, cool, then she says that her friend from Dallas is coming down in a couple of weeks and she is going to use it to treat her to brunch there...wonk wonk wonk...

Brags all the time about money related stuff, two days ago she said she is going to treat another friend to a Chicago trip in the spring because she got a great deal on her favorite hotel there.

I don't think I can roll with this shit, I'm not sure it's even worth talking about.

All of the people I know who are that concerned with money, treating, and good deals are Filipino.

It sounds like it's in her nature...that may be a deal breaker if you are tiring of it so.

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