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kaori_dalessio
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Mon Dec-29-14 10:32 AM

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"Damn."


  

          

so I've been friends with a ridiculously fine woman for about 10-11 years. i always wanted to get the drawls, but we were cool and she was dating some dude for most of that time.

well the other night, I stopped by her crib to drop off some stuff from a group of friends we share that I had just visited. She opened the door lip gloss shining, baby hair banging, no drawls and a full camel foot (not a cameltoe, but a foot) staring a brotha in the face.

I knew at that moment, she was getting this dick.

Make a long story short, I had ol' girl bent over her couch and I was killin' that thang. Then I did what all of us men do--I grabbed her ass cheeks and spread them cakes all the way apart and then this thought went through my mind...

"What the fuck is that?!?!?"

Maaaaan!!! Homegirl had a big ass piece of toilet paper stuck to her asshole!!!

I had to get up off that thang!! She was like, "What's wrong?!?!?" My response was, "You don't know????"

I ended up leaving...

  

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Unless she actually shat on your dick, leaving over that is a fucking L ...
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RE: ^^^
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MANDATE
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hmmm that probably means that ass was phat
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what a twist!!
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at least she was trying to wipe her ass clean
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wtf
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lol
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happened to a homie
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you think she left it in there for you to see?
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how big are we talking? more than one square?
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lol biggest duh moment in history??
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LOL
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RE: Damn.
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yeah, that would fuck up my mojo.
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Lardlad95
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Mon Dec-29-14 10:36 AM

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1. "Unless she actually shat on your dick, leaving over that is a fucking L ..."
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"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard

  

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astralblak
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Mon Dec-29-14 02:32 PM

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12. "RE: ^^^"
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story sound fraud anyway

  

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deejboram
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Mon Dec-29-14 10:37 AM

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2. "MANDATE"
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****
pink toes: http://i.imgur.com/WN7DPL1

  

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southphillyman
Member since Oct 22nd 2003
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Mon Dec-29-14 10:44 AM

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3. "hmmm that probably means that ass was phat"
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depending on the chick there can def be some hygiene issues when that buttcrack is deep
it's the cost of doing business imo

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SooperEgo
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Mon Dec-29-14 11:52 AM

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4. "what a twist!!"
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Binlahab
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Mon Dec-29-14 11:54 AM

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5. "at least she was trying to wipe her ass clean"
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If that's all it takes to turn you off...

  

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MiracleRic
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Mon Dec-29-14 12:08 PM

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6. "wtf"
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Mon Dec-29-14 12:09 PM by MiracleRic

  

          

i woulda took a baby wipe or wet soapy rag to that ass myself...

or told her to and went right back at it...cool porn prose tho

wtf yo

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

  

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Chat_bouts
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Mon Dec-29-14 03:31 PM

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13. "lol"
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Riot
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Mon Dec-29-14 12:25 PM

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7. "happened to a homie"
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But chick had 'trifling' red flags all before that


This case sounds a little different



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legsdiamond
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Mon Dec-29-14 12:30 PM

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8. "you think she left it in there for you to see?"
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Unless it was shit stained I wouldn't trip... its an ass.


Shit happens

  

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veritas
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Mon Dec-29-14 12:32 PM

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9. "how big are we talking? more than one square?"
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i still blame hip-hop.

  

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Cenario
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Mon Dec-29-14 01:12 PM

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10. "lol biggest duh moment in history??"
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>I knew at that moment, she was getting this dick.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

  

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RexLongfellow
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Mon Dec-29-14 06:21 PM

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15. "LOL"
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I knew, at that moment, she was reading the Hunger Games

  

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imperial
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Mon Dec-29-14 02:00 PM

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11. "RE: Damn."
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This post took a sharp left quick
and left skeed marks.
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miserable niggas yo
cant let nobody have nothing
"god save the queen pip pip cheerio tea time princess di" ass niggas (c)white desus

  

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tariqhu
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Mon Dec-29-14 05:57 PM

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14. "yeah, that would fuck up my mojo."
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I'd prolly give it another shot later tho.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme

  

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