so I've been friends with a ridiculously fine woman for about 10-11 years. i always wanted to get the drawls, but we were cool and she was dating some dude for most of that time.

well the other night, I stopped by her crib to drop off some stuff from a group of friends we share that I had just visited. She opened the door lip gloss shining, baby hair banging, no drawls and a full camel foot (not a cameltoe, but a foot) staring a brotha in the face.

I knew at that moment, she was getting this dick.

Make a long story short, I had ol' girl bent over her couch and I was killin' that thang. Then I did what all of us men do--I grabbed her ass cheeks and spread them cakes all the way apart and then this thought went through my mind...

"What the fuck is that?!?!?"

Maaaaan!!! Homegirl had a big ass piece of toilet paper stuck to her asshole!!!

I had to get up off that thang!! She was like, "What's wrong?!?!?" My response was, "You don't know????"

I ended up leaving...

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard

story sound fraud anyway

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pink toes: http://i.imgur.com/WN7DPL1

depending on the chick there can def be some hygiene issues when that buttcrack is deep
it's the cost of doing business imo

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If that's all it takes to turn you off...

i woulda took a baby wipe or wet soapy rag to that ass myself...

or told her to and went right back at it...cool porn prose tho

wtf yo

Let me sport my Air Hyperbole 2010s in peace. (c) ansomble

Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

But chick had 'trifling' red flags all before that


This case sounds a little different

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bunda
<-.-> ^_^ \^0^/
get busy living, or get busy dying.

Unless it was shit stained I wouldn't trip... its an ass.


Shit happens

i still blame hip-hop.

>I knew at that moment, she was getting this dick.

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

I knew, at that moment, she was reading the Hunger Games

This post took a sharp left quick
and left skeed marks.
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miserable niggas yo
cant let nobody have nothing
"god save the queen pip pip cheerio tea time princess di" ass niggas (c)white desus

I'd prolly give it another shot later tho.

Y'all buy those labels, I was born supreme