Hi. I grew up in the church. As I have grown, I have strayed, but I visit.

Went back today and saw two liturgical dance numbers. Two. One group piece, one solo. The group piece was about 6 or 7 moves. Repeated. Not a foot was moved. All hands. Call it E. Honda.

The solo piece was pretty similar. I get it, people don't wanna run the risk of turnin somebody on, right? But then the offering comes and you wanna dance like David danced. And somebody gotta put a lap scarf on you and collect wigs.

I don't get it man. Why so stiff?

Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.