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veritas
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Mon Dec-22-14 01:16 PM

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"Bad/Evil Secret Santa Gifts"


          

A while back at a part-time job I had in high school the general manager was a relatively open card carrying Democrat, and his name was drawn by a zealously conservative (and possibly mentally unstable) janitor in the Secret Santa.

A lot of people were just scraping by at that gig, so the limit was $5 for your gift.

Yeah, that janitor gave the GM 10 Kennedy half dollars attached to a piece of wood with nails (screws maybe? I don't remember) driven right through the heads.

Somehow he kept his job for years after that. I dunno. I guess he cleaned well enough.

i still blame hip-hop.

  

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Wish i had a story half as good as that
Dec 22nd 2014
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we did bad santa past friday
Dec 22nd 2014
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that MK watch box idea is outstanding.
Dec 22nd 2014
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Worst gift at ours was a book about crafting items with cat hair.
Dec 22nd 2014
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lol this one?
Dec 22nd 2014
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      lol, I think that's it.
Dec 23rd 2014
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      there's a 150 reviews? 102 of which are 5-star
Dec 23rd 2014
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      RE: lol this one?
Dec 24th 2014
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Girl on the natural hair board said
Dec 23rd 2014
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I have a white elephant story
Dec 23rd 2014
9

Ted Gee Seal
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Mon Dec-22-14 01:30 PM

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1. "Wish i had a story half as good as that"
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Other than that one uncle who always gets a roll of toilet paper or a rock... and that's just him being an ass.

Just IMO though.

  

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JohnnyKilroy
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Mon Dec-22-14 02:11 PM

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2. "we did bad santa past friday"
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- one person got a michael kors watch box. inside was a single kernel of corn.

- a woman who loves Hannity and anything Fox News related got a pack of crackers

  

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veritas
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Mon Dec-22-14 03:00 PM

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3. "that MK watch box idea is outstanding."
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Even though the recipient had to have an idea what was coming, you know she had a brief glimmer of hope that somehow she was actually getting the watch.

i still blame hip-hop.

  

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cskncream
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Mon Dec-22-14 03:36 PM

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4. "Worst gift at ours was a book about crafting items with cat hair."
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I still can't believe that was a legit book.

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veritas
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Mon Dec-22-14 03:37 PM

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5. "lol this one?"
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http://www.amazon.com/dp/1594745250/?tag=googhydr-20&hvadid=33868819195&hvpos=1t1&hvexid=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=10982912398870915139&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=b&hvdev=c&ref=pd_sl_9ihti9fr6r_b

i'm crackin up. i'm with you, this can't be a real thing.

i still blame hip-hop.

  

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cskncream
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Tue Dec-23-14 02:58 PM

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6. "lol, I think that's it. "
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How is this a thing??

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sndesai1
Member since Feb 02nd 2013
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Tue Dec-23-14 03:25 PM

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7. "there's a 150 reviews? 102 of which are 5-star"
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lol

  

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Whatsthat
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Wed Dec-24-14 11:23 AM

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10. "RE: lol this one?"
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"There's no other word for this book except: purrfect." —Los Angeles Times *crying*

  

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StephBMore
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Tue Dec-23-14 04:13 PM

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8. "Girl on the natural hair board said "
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her coworker gave her a relaxer. I died laughing...but that's horrible. apparently the guy asked her coworker what would she like and that's what the coworker said. he didn't get her a real relaxer, eh got one of those reversion kits that straighten your hair but only last 6 weeks or 4/5 washes.

  

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RobOne4
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Tue Dec-23-14 05:54 PM

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9. "I have a white elephant story"
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with my wife's side of the family the adults usually pick 1 name out of a hat and that's the only present you gotta get...except for the kids of course. Everyone hated the idea.I was the most vocal about it. My brother in laws jumped in after. We wanted it back the old way. Mom in law didnt give in so white elephant it was. So we decided to sabotage it. We just bought gifts that we would only like and made sure to pick them for ourselves. 4 out of the 8 of us walked out with what we got and my mom in law never tried to mess with Christmas again.

November 8th, 2005 The greatest night in the history of GD!

  

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