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Lord_Vingtune
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Fri Dec-19-14 10:56 PM

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"ordering random classic.cocktails from bartenders"


  

          

Lady looked so confused when I asked for a vieux carre...I love fucking with then

  

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I asked for a Mint Julep at my friends wedding
Dec 19th 2014
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haha
Dec 20th 2014
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lol.
Dec 20th 2014
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yo, you know that once existed right? *link*
Dec 20th 2014
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Nah, you don't remember that. That wasn't a thing.
Dec 20th 2014
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LMAO thats awesome
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LMAO thats awesome
Dec 20th 2014
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I had the worst old-fashioned I've ever had, at a bar w/ good bourbon
Dec 20th 2014
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I hate a bad old fashioned
Dec 20th 2014
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I ask for my Pimm's Cup in a pimp cup
Dec 20th 2014
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I ordered a Rob Roy once back in the 90's
Dec 20th 2014
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I once ordered a MaCallan neat, from a Scottish woman in NY
Dec 20th 2014
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then you had to smack the ice cubes out of her hand?
Dec 20th 2014
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      lmao...her hand did linger over that ice chest for a moment.
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i don't even bother
Dec 20th 2014
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Adwhizz
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Fri Dec-19-14 11:50 PM

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1. "I asked for a Mint Julep at my friends wedding"
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The guy told me he didn't kow how to make one.

I don't even know what's IN a mint Julep, he could have handed me some colt 45 with a candy cane in it and I wouldn't have known the difference

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KiloMcG
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Sat Dec-20-14 01:12 AM

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2. "haha"
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> he could have handed
>me some colt 45 with a candy cane in it and I wouldn't have
>known the difference

  

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R A i n
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Sat Dec-20-14 09:43 AM

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4. "lol."
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we understand you can easily come back and we're not impressed. how about getting a life first. okpdan

  

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BigJazz
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5. "yo, you know that once existed right? *link*"
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http://www.40ozmaltliquor.com/archive/coolcolt.html

i remember drinking it at Morgan around '91 or '92...


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Lardlad95
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Sat Dec-20-14 02:46 PM

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11. "Nah, you don't remember that. That wasn't a thing."
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That was never a thing, and I refuse to entertain this bullshit further.

*slams laptop shut*

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard

  

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Heinz
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Sat Dec-20-14 02:42 PM

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9. "LMAO thats awesome"
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Heinz
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10. "LMAO thats awesome"
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J305
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Sat Dec-20-14 02:13 AM

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3. "I had the worst old-fashioned I've ever had, at a bar w/ good bourbon"
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they had a good bourbon selection so I figured they would know how to make one.

I ended up with a drink that was basically a bourbon and soda with an orange slice. No cherry. Not sure that it had bitters.

In fairness it was at a restaurant bar, not a 'bar bar', but still.

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7. "I hate a bad old fashioned"
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whats crazy is that there are so many versions of good old fashioneds there is no rigid rule set around making them great.

however, once they go bad, they go BAD

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bonitaapplebaum71481
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Sat Dec-20-14 09:59 AM

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6. "I ask for my Pimm's Cup in a pimp cup"
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with my pinkie out

*shrug*


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PoppaGeorge
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8. "I ordered a Rob Roy once back in the 90's"
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Did it at a club in downtown Detroit (Currency Exchange -RIP-), ordered a perfect Rob Roy. Bartender looked at me like I was speaking Chinese or some shit.

  

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Lardlad95
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12. "I once ordered a MaCallan neat, from a Scottish woman in NY"
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She looked at me like she had no clue what the fuck I was talking about.

Maybe I'm fucking up the exact region she's from, but I'm certain she's from Great Britain.

Not only did I have to explain that it was a Scotch, I had to direct her to the Scotch section of the shelf and then to the specific bottle of scotch I wanted.

I really hope she was drunk or just fucking with me.

"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard

  

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GriftyMcgrift
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Sat Dec-20-14 03:12 PM

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13. "then you had to smack the ice cubes out of her hand?"
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Lardlad95
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Sat Dec-20-14 03:21 PM

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14. "lmao...her hand did linger over that ice chest for a moment. "
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"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players:
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts..." -The Bard

  

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teefiveten
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Sat Dec-20-14 03:50 PM

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15. "i don't even bother"
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Sat Dec-20-14 03:56 PM by teefiveten

  

          

if it's a regular bar i just ask for a simple drink or something neat (though asking for a macallan neat and her not knowing it-UK or not-is just deplorable. you should know what bottles are in your bar and it's not like macallan is some rare shit)

i save my cocktail requests for bars known to throw down a good drink

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