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Deadzombie
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"ancestral sleep habits. "
Fri Dec-19-14 08:09 PM by Deadzombie

          

two days ago I developed a mean neck-spasm.

I woke up normally. opened my eyes and said good morning to her with a smile on my face.

I stayed laying deciding whether it was worth having sex and being late to the office.

I decided to get it in.

as soon as I moved my head from the pillow it was curtains. they call it pain.

are you familiar with neck spasms? the shit will debilitate you.

and so I think the culprit is a old, raggedy pillow.

but cats sleep without pillows.

monkeys, otters and every other mammal sleeps without pillows.

why did we do this to ourselves?

can we just not use them?

is that too far fetched?

I think I want to stop using pillows, and sleep on the floor again.

I'll report back.

... oh and did you notice? this is about the human race.

  

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Subject Author Message Date ID
There's something to segmented sleep.
Dec 19th 2014
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why were naps eliminated in this society?
Dec 20th 2014
2
Neck pain causes a lot of my migraine issues..
Dec 20th 2014
3
Have you tried a memory foam pillow?
Dec 20th 2014
4
you're right. it might also be the mattress. but that's my biggest fear.
Dec 20th 2014
5
      Memory foam mattresses aren't too expensive.
Dec 20th 2014
6
           woah. this a big deal.
Dec 20th 2014
7
I put my pillow UNDER the mattress & never had any issue
Dec 21st 2014
8
What other creature has the shoulder to head distance
Dec 21st 2014
9

Sepia.
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Fri Dec-19-14 10:16 PM

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1. "There's something to segmented sleep."
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It actually feels pretty good, but it's hard to go to bed that early.
Even though you'll be able to do things during the night watch, it's hard to let go and just turn off the lights.

  

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Deadzombie
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Sat Dec-20-14 01:12 PM

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2. "why were naps eliminated in this society?"
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3. "Neck pain causes a lot of my migraine issues.."
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sleeping wrong causes a lot of my neck pain.

pillow issues.

yes.

a neck roll is the best i think but i can't sleep on my back as much now because apparently i snore.

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Kira
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Sat Dec-20-14 10:47 PM

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4. "Have you tried a memory foam pillow?"
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Try using a new mattress as well.

  

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Deadzombie
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Sat Dec-20-14 11:01 PM

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5. "you're right. it might also be the mattress. but that's my biggest fear."
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mattresses are expensive.

so i just did a quick search about fixing a dip in the middle of the mattress.

apparently, it's a good idea to stuff some pillows in the middle between the mattress and boxspring.

my day is officially made: http://www.idreamofclean.net/how-to-fix-a-mattress-that-sinks-in-the-middle/

and now, this thread is back to awesome.

  

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Kira
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Sat Dec-20-14 11:09 PM

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6. "Memory foam mattresses aren't too expensive."
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http://www.amazon.com/LUCID-Inch-Firm-Memory-Mattress/dp/B008S5B17A/ref=sr_1_14?s=furniture&ie=UTF8&qid=1419134815&sr=1-14&keywords=memory+foam+mattress

Some of them are as low as $125.

  

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Deadzombie
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Sat Dec-20-14 11:13 PM

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7. "woah. this a big deal."
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im going for the queen.

thanks, man.

  

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FILF
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Sun Dec-21-14 06:39 AM

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8. "I put my pillow UNDER the mattress & never had any issue"
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>and so I think the culprit is a old, raggedy pillow.
>
>but cats sleep without pillows.
>
>monkeys, otters and every other mammal sleeps without pillows.
>
>
>why did we do this to ourselves?
>
>can we just not use them?
>
>is that too far fetched?
>
>I think I want to stop using pillows, and sleep on the floor
>again.
>
>I'll report back.
>
>... oh and did you notice? this is about the human race.

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Doronmonkflake
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Sun Dec-21-14 11:53 PM

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9. "What other creature has the shoulder to head distance"
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That we have?

I have to fold every pillow in half to entertain the thought of spoon sleep.

Da bayball, babeh. (c) Charlie Kelly.

  

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