ive been told i have a tendency to go straight to the worst possible conclusion of a situation & thats prolly accurate...i like to plan for the worst because, well, silly shit happens to me sometimes & life has shown that i better. so yeah.

but sometimes...im just tripping.

ie, got an email from the office mgr bright & early talking abt next time youre in the office...come see me.

i dont know this bitch. come see you for what? you gonna fire me linda? is that what this shit is abt? you gonna fire me before the fuckign xmas party? good! good glad you told me, imm sneak the SHIT outta bill on the way out, wheres brians hoe ass i got a 2 fer for him too

emailed her back like ill be there soon whats up

im literally planning how imma flatten cats tires in the parking lot as im rolling to the office til i get the reply

company bought everybody some lil doodad for xmas, come get it from her office.

d'oh - homer

im getting to that age where dudes drop dead, this shit aint good for my blood pressure

(see what i did there, that boy GOOD)


does it really matter?

for all my fans who keep my name in their mouth: http://i.imgur.com/v2xNOpS.jpg

that's been my philosophy ever since I can remember.

"Dressed up like an evil villain dressed up like a soccer dad"

it's probably something minor like you need to fill out some bullshit paperwork.

but they can't just tell you that up front.

i still blame hip-hop.

I can't stand lazy emailers....
Like...really...
How hard is it just to put it all out there in an email??
If all you want is to summon someone, call them....
But if you sitting there....with a keyboard, and fingers, and internet access....
gone ahead and type it all out so I'm not sitting here coming up with a million and one scenarios....
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