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John Forte
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"Machete attack down the street"


          

A dude was walking down the street and saw his ex girlfriend waiting for the bus with her new man. He walks into Army/Navy surplus store, buys machete, walks out and attacks the happy couple who were still waiting for their bus.

  

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ummmm mandate?
Dec 08th 2014
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Link/swipe
Dec 08th 2014
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postjack - Caught on video: Machete attack on Brown Line platform
Dec 08th 2014
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Ban Machete
Dec 08th 2014
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I keep a machete at the house for self protection
Dec 08th 2014
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bonitaapplebaum71481
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Mon Dec-08-14 05:12 PM

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1. "ummmm mandate?"
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John Forte
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Mon Dec-08-14 05:16 PM

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http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/local/police-man-run-after-machete-attack-pittsburgh/njNmq/

PITTSBURGH — Port Authority police have one suspect in custody stemming from a reported machete attack at a downtown bus stop, spokesman Jim Ritchie told Channel 11 News.
According to several witnesses, the attack occurred around 12:30 p.m. near the Wood Street T station on Liberty Avenue.
Witnesses told Channel 11 News that a man wearing a long coat, who was later identified by a Port Authority spokesperson as 26-year-old Jason Butler, walked up to a man and woman and pulled out a machete.
The witnesses said the man was hit in the head and hands.
“There was a puddle of blood on the ground. It was bad. It was shocking,” said Danielle Sheller, who was leaving a nearby 7-Eleven when she saw police and people running from the scene.
The woman tried to intervene and Butler took off with the machete.
The man who was injured was taken to an area hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.
Bob Morris, who works at the Broadway Army/Navy store on Liberty Avenue, said he was at the store when the suspect walked in and asked to buy the military-style machete.“He was very nice, very pleasant. Did he say why he wanted it? Did I ask? No,” said Morris.
According to a Port Authority spokesperson, Butler was upset about a failed relationship with his ex-girlfriend, and when he saw her at the bus stop with another man, he became enraged and went on the attack.

  

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Mon Dec-08-14 05:57 PM

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3. "postjack - Caught on video: Machete attack on Brown Line platform"
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http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-7-charged-in-machete-attack-on-cta-brown-line-platform-20140909-story.html

Caught on video: Machete attack on Brown Line platform

Seven people, including two 15-year-old boys and a 15-year-old girl, have been charged in a machete attack on the Kedzie Brown Line CTA platform in Albany Park, police said.

The seven attacked a 17-year-old boy and a 26-year-old man on the platform in the 4600 block of North Kedzie Avenue at 12:35 a.m. Monday after asking them to flash gang signs, police said.

The two refused, saying they were not in a gang, and Mario Elvira, 18, pulled out a machete and struck the 26-year-old in the head, cutting his head and neck, police said.

He and the others fled but were arrested a short time later, police said.

The 26-year-old was taken to Swedish Covenant Hospital, where his condition had stabilized.

Elvira, of the 5300 block of West Foster Avenue, Jean Salvatierra, 23, of the 4800 block of West Belle Plaine Avenue, Kevin Ramirez, 19, of the 1300 Block of West Rosedale Avenue, and Kevar Preston, 20, of the 3600 block of West Cullom Avenue were each charged with robbery, aggravated battery causing great bodily harm and trespassing on CTA property.

One of the juveniles was also charged with aggravated assault and trespassing on CTA property. The other underage boy and the girl were charged with trespassing on CTA property.

Elvira and Preston were ordered held on $450,000 bail, while Ramirez and Salvatierra were ordered held on $250,000 bail, according to court documents.

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5. "I keep a machete at the house for self protection"
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My silhouette with a machete's going to scare someone off quicker than a gun.

It goes Dog > Machete > Gun on the "scare intruder away" spectrum.

  

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