Cotdamn man this shit is just a hodge podge of the previous four joints. I collected a paycheck and that shit still wasn't enough.
I had to vape beforehand b. With another two and half hours of this franchise I had too. Eventually this shit just became this:https://youtu.be/7pdWAcK6Eh8
Oh if you thought that King Arthur​ movie that just came out was bad? Wait till you see this shit.
This shit was shot in IMAX 3D and even that shit gave me a fucking headache. There's close-up of the female lead and close up of Marky Mark. Shit would cut back and forth on IMAX aspect ratio so much it gave me a headache. You know how Nolan uses that shit for whole sequences​? Yeah this nigga Bay uses that shit for what the fuck ever. And with this shit on a real IMAX, it was OD noticable.
And they set-up for something that had exactly five motherfuckers cheering. As a matter of fact the amount of time they spend on setting up Bumblebee's solo film is laughable.
So yeah, this is another set-up movie for whatever bullshit happens next with another generic "yeah bro" roack song over the credits.
I saw three movies today and this wasn't even the worse one somehow.
10. "as the local Bayistan respresentative" In response to Reply # 8
I wish the damn transformers flicks would crash and burn so that he would stop making them (can't top 3, it's impossible), but it just hasn't fucking happened yet.
11. "He might be temporarily saved by their planned "shared universe"" In response to Reply # 10
I heard something like there's at least five more Transformers films planned out, plus all of the Transformer-related off-shots and Hasbro-inspired spin-offs. If those do well, he might get to walk away like Whedon, or at least take a good deal of time off to work on something else. However, if they bomb, they'll probably back-up the proverbial money-truck to bring him back.
legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79960 posts
Tue Jun-20-17 08:13 AM
13. "I finally aged out of these movies" In response to Reply # 0
I used to be so hype for Transformers and superhero movies...
I haven't even finished Luke Cage
I'm all in for Black Panther tho
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legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79960 posts
Tue Jun-20-17 08:51 AM
15. "it's not even cool watching them transform" In response to Reply # 14
it's too much.
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28. "What about them first two? You ain't gotta lie Craig! (c)" In response to Reply # 24
I went through a self loathing phase and watched the first two, I didn't see 3 and I caught the end of the last one on HBO and while YES, it was an improvement it wasn't anything to write home about particularly if I remember right I watched it right around Man of Steel which did the whole city destroying thing better
20. "I decided after that last one where Mark Wahlberg found..." In response to Reply # 0
Optimus Prime in a warehouse or whatever, I was done. That one was trash, but I trooped through, for my son. I *might* watch this one...cuz Fire Stick, if ain't nothing else to do.
...I'm from the era when A.I. was the answer, now they think ai is the answer - Marlon Craft
21. "I just can't stand the LOOK of the Transformers now." In response to Reply # 0
I mean, in the first movie they started out in fairly stark contrast from the original cartoon, but over the franchise's run they've morphed into some scary looking motherfuckers.
Even the Autobots look fucking scary. Bumblebee had a fucking baby face originally!!!
36. "Good lord, this movie was horrible" In response to Reply # 0
Like...you know what you're getting with a Bay film in general and the Transformers franchise specifically. Somehow I walked out and got even less. I really wanted to throw something at the screen but I like the iPic theater and would like to come back to it to see a good movie. I'd rather see Dr. Manhattan's swinging blue balls, Jar Jar Binks, all of the Fast & Furious movies, both Matrix sequels, Cars 2 and Star Trek 5 before I watch this movie again.
Easily the worst in the series, and it's still likely going to print money
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legsdiamond Member since May 05th 2011 79960 posts
Thu Jun-22-17 07:42 AM
45. "lmao at throwing the Kendrick album in with this" In response to Reply # 42
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46. "I just want Bad Boys 3....." In response to Reply # 0
I couldn't bring myself to sit through another Transformers movie after Revenge of the Fallen. Those films are way too long and have a high chance of being absolute shit.
On the other hand.....I'll still watch a Michael Bay movie because explosions. ---------------------------------------
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