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"Ten Factually Incorrect Hip Hop Lyrics, Visualized."
Fri Oct-02-15 01:13 PM by Frank Longo

  

          

http://www.playboy.com/articles/10-factually-incorrect-hip-hop-lyrics-visualized

I'd swipe, but the photos are a must.

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That banana tree nitpicky as fuck
Oct 02nd 2015
1
Same as the sax/horn thing
Oct 02nd 2015
2
      and at the time of recording, there were three Beatles
Oct 02nd 2015
3
      or it was a delayed intimation of paul mccartney's death
Oct 02nd 2015
30
           paul mccartney's still alive.
Oct 04th 2015
39
      the sax/horn thing was a ridiculous nitpick.
Oct 02nd 2015
5
           'Dizzy Gillespie plays a sax' would have been a better choice
Oct 02nd 2015
19
           And what they said was wrong on two counts.
Oct 03rd 2015
36
I just clicked that link without looking at what it was...
Oct 02nd 2015
4
unless they're sooooper anal about it, you should be fine.
Oct 02nd 2015
14
'but I was just checking for the articles'
Oct 02nd 2015
16
i did not enjoy the condescening tone of the captions.
Oct 02nd 2015
6
He's a comedian, a member of "Weird Twitter."
Oct 02nd 2015
7
RE: He's a comedian... then he needs to do better.
Oct 02nd 2015
13
      lol, k
Oct 02nd 2015
18
OKAY!
Oct 02nd 2015
8
word.
Oct 02nd 2015
24
I never even thought about the Tom Petty line. Soon as I read it,
Oct 02nd 2015
9
haha, yeah that was definitely the worst one.
Oct 02nd 2015
12
who is he on twitter? I follow a bit of weird twitter
Oct 02nd 2015
10
@robwhisman. The same guy who amazingly trolled gun users.
Oct 02nd 2015
11
I thought this was gonna be about lines fans mistake
Oct 02nd 2015
15
Wait, what?
Oct 02nd 2015
17
^
Oct 02nd 2015
22
RE: I thought this was gonna be about lines fans mistake
Oct 02nd 2015
26
^just went cyprose
Oct 03rd 2015
37
"Told my little man I'm a ghost, I broze."
Oct 04th 2015
38
3 wrongs dont make a right.
Oct 04th 2015
40
That was funny.
Oct 02nd 2015
20
i thought the 55 in a 54 was meant to be like...
Oct 02nd 2015
21
That's definitely what it is.
Oct 02nd 2015
23
Yea man, I was like...if you wanna mention Jay-Z, mention the usual
Oct 02nd 2015
27
      Red pill, green (??) pill. You live and you learn
Oct 02nd 2015
29
To be fair to Run DMC, everyone forgets Ringo.
Oct 02nd 2015
25
"If you a star, I'm a whole planet" - French Montana
Oct 02nd 2015
28
I blame the lack of critical thinking and public schools.
Oct 03rd 2015
31
alphet!!!
Oct 03rd 2015
34
I laughed for houuuuurs off that shit
Oct 03rd 2015
35
doesn't a star orbit a planet? maybe he meant he's a bigger deal
Oct 04th 2015
42
i take issue with #'s 2, 5 and 6, this guy is likely a lame
Oct 03rd 2015
32
You can't fix this... LOL
Oct 03rd 2015
33
"Dizzy Gillespie plays a sax"
Oct 04th 2015
41

John Forte
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1. "That banana tree nitpicky as fuck"
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2. "Same as the sax/horn thing"
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3. "and at the time of recording, there were three Beatles"
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30. "or it was a delayed intimation of paul mccartney's death"
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yeah most of these were lame as fuck. a couple lines were funny, a couple pics were funny.

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39. "paul mccartney's still alive."
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you're thinking about Lennon, unless you're being sarcastic.

  

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5. "the sax/horn thing was a ridiculous nitpick."
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19. "'Dizzy Gillespie plays a sax' would have been a better choice"
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Fri Oct-02-15 03:06 PM by Call It Anything

  

          

As far as horn-related hip-hop mistakes go

  

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36. "And what they said was wrong on two counts. "
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First, Kenny G plays a soprano saxophone. I think I've seen him play a tenor briefly, but he's known for the soprano.

And second, every woodwind or brass player I've ever met refers to their instrument as their "horn." Tuba, oboe, trumpet, saxophone, sackbutt... I don't think I've ever heard a recorder called a horn, for some reason, but that may be the only exception.

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4. "I just clicked that link without looking at what it was..."
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Work filter caught it.
Fuck.
Man, I hope no one reviews the things we're blocked from seeing.
Fuck.

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14. "unless they're sooooper anal about it, you should be fine."
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Most places will give you that once or twice. If you're consistently trying to look at porn or questionable stuff that's when you get that cubicle visit.

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16. "'but I was just checking for the articles' "
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the oldest excuse in the book sometimes rings true

  

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6. "i did not enjoy the condescening tone of the captions."
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it came off very, "we're smarter than you stupid n-words that end with -er."

  

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7. "He's a comedian, a member of "Weird Twitter.""
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He's a massively huge hip hop fan.

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13. "RE: He's a comedian... then he needs to do better."
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18. "lol, k"
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8. "OKAY!"
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Only a couple of those were egregious too.

  

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24. "word. "
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9. "I never even thought about the Tom Petty line. Soon as I read it,"
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I said "wait.............."

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12. "haha, yeah that was definitely the worst one."
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10. "who is he on twitter? I follow a bit of weird twitter"
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11. "@robwhisman. The same guy who amazingly trolled gun users."
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http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/man-on-twitter-deftly-trolls-gun-nuts-1588958145

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15. "I thought this was gonna be about lines fans mistake"
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Like how people think Nas says Afrocentic Asian instead of Afrocentic Agent

That woulda been better just off the strength of that one alone.

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17. "Wait, what?"
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22. "^"
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26. "RE: I thought this was gonna be about lines fans mistake"
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37. "^just went cyprose"
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Speaking of, it's been over 20 years. Anyone figure out what Nas actually told lil man he was going?

  

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38. ""Told my little man I'm a ghost, I broze.""
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Broze: nonexistent past tense of breeze

Nas explained it in a Rap Genius podcast interview last year.


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40. "3 wrongs dont make a right. "
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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

  

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20. "That was funny. "
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21. "i thought the 55 in a 54 was meant to be like..."
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cops pull you over for made up shit and try to search you.

  

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23. "That's definitely what it is."
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And I guarantee Rob knows that.

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27. "Yea man, I was like...if you wanna mention Jay-Z, mention the usual"
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29. "Red pill, green (??) pill. You live and you learn"
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25. "To be fair to Run DMC, everyone forgets Ringo. "
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28. ""If you a star, I'm a whole planet" - French Montana"
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They shoulda done this one...it's the worst recent one, AND it's part of the damn chorus.

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31. "I blame the lack of critical thinking and public schools. "
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34. "alphet!!!"
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35. "I laughed for houuuuurs off that shit"
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Same week we went in on flaming young

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42. "doesn't a star orbit a planet? maybe he meant he's a bigger deal"
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32. "i take issue with #'s 2, 5 and 6, this guy is likely a lame"
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2 = purposeful to illustrate the absurdity/irrationality of overpolicing

5 = bananas are commonly referred to as growing on trees. would have been weird and obtuse to make the herb correlation

6 = whether or not he intended it to work this way, totally works in terms of 'are you into astrology' = 'what's your sign?'

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33. "You can't fix this... LOL"
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41. ""Dizzy Gillespie plays a sax""
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o_O

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