I was watchin Ballers, which I love, and the latest episode ends with All These Things That I've Done by The Killers.

This seemed to me a subtle nod to one of The Rock's first films: Southland Tales. Here is a scene.

https://youtu.be/PgbuuUIMHq8

So maybe that's all you need to know in three min. If you're still curious, it is the most expensive, star studded turd in existence. It was the second movie by the guy who made Donnie Darko. They gave him a budget and The Rock, Ryan Reynolds, Justin Timberlake, half of SNL, Wood Harris and a crew of computer animators. The movie begins at episode IV. It's about multiple identity disorder and time travel and a baby who never pooped. It has anagrams and a wireless power source drained from the spinal fluid of the Earth.

They expected you to read a 300 page graphic novel to get episodes 1-3. I did. I still don't understand a damn thing. It's equally infuriating and strangely fulfilling to sit through.

Do you know any movies like that?

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I think I was thinkin of Amazon Women on the moon

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I was more incensed when i realized it was lol

-The Knicks’ coaching search still includes a lone frontrunner, Kurt Rambis, whose qualifications for the position include a strong relationship with Jackson and a willingness to take the job.

of trash ass movie lol

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Started watching it on an OKrecommendation too.

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it is terrible...

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Bryant Gumble too for some reason.

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movie


all kinds of then unknown now famous people in that movie.

and alot of dudes we never saw again lol

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like anytime they are on their roller blades theres this whooooosh sound

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And I have yet to meet a teenager who doesn't love it.

just a really strange film

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Her response to his condom cracked me up.

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TBH the fact that you're even a mod here fits squarely within Jag's narrative of OK-sanctioned aggression, bullying, and toxicity. *shrug*

For HBO Heads it basically a spin-off off the comedy sketch show, "Mr. Show." Its just straight up white trash excess and slapstick hilarity.

But I never recommend it to anyone for fear that it reflects badly on my judgement of whats appropriate and passes for comedy these days..

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Paz De la Huerta being terrible.

�If a fat guy falls in the woods and there is no one around to see it, do the trees laugh?

It's mostly her bein naked and killin ppl and throwin things at the camera to remind you it was made in 3d.

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Starring Wycleff

You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

I have zero recollection of him. I remember a jewelry store tho.

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everything about this movie is terrible...





... and you all should watch it.

lost my movie selecting privileges for awhile behind this one

I think there's a theme that could be talked about

but she wasn't having it

the dialogue is hilarious

mostly because it sounds awkward even in a foreign accent

I still say Fam, and Allow It

but yeah, she wouldn't even entertain my thoughts

just handed me an L, and I handed her the remote.

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Cmon bruv.

You killin me.

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Ya'll have bad taste.
And the comment about the dialog is silly.
No, they don't talk like us. So?

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I've EVER seen.

It's on YouTube now!! - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQTy0mFyV2A you gotta watch at least 10 min of the nonsense.

CLIFTON POWELL OWNS that mothafucka!!!!! Everything about it is perfectly horrible. The overacting, the random seemeingly real but fake news clips that pop up, the cinematography, the quality, the fact that you recognize folks like Allen Payne in it, man everything.

And the long jump scene.........most epic shit since Jesse Owens. These dudes were being chased by some other bangers, and at a park, one dude made the most amazing jump over a short wall that I've ever seen.

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Tapped out.

The level of negrocity was just too high.

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Music is almost everything.

What does it have?

1. A flying white horse that is actually a dog. (This is never explained.)
2. Colin Farrell as a thief who has a miracle to give.
3. Russell Crowe hams it up intensely as Pearly Soames (that name!!), a derby-wearing demon whose sole purpose on Earth is to stop people from giving their miracles to others.
4. Will Smith as Satan, chilling in the sewer, reading books, rocking a t-shirt and blazer.
5. The timeline of the movie spans well over a hundred years.

There's so much more, too.

It's one of those movies where you admire how earnestly they REALLY go for it, even as you're sitting there wondering how all of this stuff got approved by anyone with sense.

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Imagine my surprise.

Like, I've *never* been so surprised in a theater.

The rest of it is pretty bonkers. The bonkers-ness sort of slows down after the massive time jump, but really that's only the final twenty to twenty-five minutes or so (also, the structure of this movie makes NO sense). It's still worth it, especially if you have a massive itch on your head that requires scratching.

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Awesome, awful movie.

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although most folks here have probably seen it

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saw it high for the first time and was cracking up laughing for like 60 minutes

the fist fight scenes were so comedic

none of it intentionally comedic btw...

could have been a good movie bc it's one of the classic noir stories...

but yo...it's told so horribly

it's awesome high movie though...i almost had an asthma attack for the first time in over 10 years we was laughing so hard

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The Sequel to Donnie Darko. For some reason i was laughing a lot at how bad it was but i can't be sure it wasn't just the weed. Just a bad film all i can remember is they obviously couldn't afford to pay Mazzy Star for the soundtrack and had a lot of early 90sesque songs commissioned for the movie instead of using actual 90s songs. Terrible CGI and editing.

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I loved the first film but I don't know if I should destroy that legacy by watching the next one.

They should've done an M. Darko instead

Cause The Box was also awful. I don't know why I gave him another chance after Southland Tales, but I wanted to try it since I loved the short story.

That story may have been ten pages. They made it the longest, wandering movie with nothing to say other than "Look, we got actors to be in this one too!"

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the trailer had me convinced it would be hilarious.
No. It was not.
It was fucking garbage.

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The Dinklage lip synclage cracked me up.

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The absolute definition of pretentious film-making. The film actually offends me and I want people to have seen it so that we can hate it together.

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Gorgeous cinematography, KST going absolutely bonkers, all of the bad guy's karaoke-- I kinda sorta loved it, while also realizing that it's definitely not good.

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