So I went to see I am Legend, and this crazy lady in the front row kept sort of a running commentary going the whole time.'

This was by far the funniest moment.

I hearby dedicate this post to funny moments that happened at movie theaters

R.I.P. Loud But Wrong Guy
Dec 29th 2009 - Dec 17th 2017

in kingston.

that was the wildest movie i've ever been to.

my cousin asked me if i wanted to go, but i said i had already seen it.

she said, "no, you'll want to see it again here, trust me."

i'm glad i did.

At the end when the kid pulls out the dance move that his deceased friend used to do everyone started making fake guns with their hands, pointing them at the screen, and yelling BULLET BULLET. Grown ass men were moving their arms that they had around their women to do this.

I also saw Borat in Kingston and man did they go crazy during the scene with the naked fat guy. I also thought it was hilarious that before Borat everybody stood up and sang the national anthem to a cheesy montage of Jamaica. Even though they do it for every movie, it seemed especially silly to do it before Borat.

i'd probably show up to every movie late if they started doing that here.

anthem?

EIther way that's bizzare

R.I.P. Loud But Wrong Guy
Dec 29th 2009 - Dec 17th 2017

but good gravy did I laugh

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Dec 29th 2009 - Dec 17th 2017

after every zombie scene someone yelled out "DAAAAMNN NIGGA!!".

that shit pisses me off though.


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like when Sam died... someone yells out "you shoulda got a cat". then someone shouts "or a deer!". what posseses these fucking morons to shout that? and then people laugh, which encourages more comments. just stfu and watch the movie.

i really hate going to the theater for these reasons, especially when dumb bitches next to me decide to have an unrelated conversation during the movie. if you wanna chit chat, why are you wasting $10 on a movie ticket?

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mostly high schoolers on weed...so I can't get too high and mighty

doesn't bug me *that* much; I expect it on any late night showing

if I have to be in complete silence I'll catch a matinée or something

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one of the production companies for the movie. like 8 kids laughed at that when i saw it. stoner town.

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in the middle of the movie -- the commentary and ridiculous comments (in addition to clapping) has always irritated and puzzled me, but thats what i get for seeing movies like Freddy v. Jason in the theater I guess

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right when they hit the shot..
who does that???


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Man i HATE that. Especially when people encourage the MADNESS

>after every zombie scene someone yelled out "DAAAAMNN
>NIGGA!!".
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>like when Sam died... someone yells out "you shoulda got a
>cat". then someone shouts "or a deer!". what posseses these
>fucking morons to shout that? and then people laugh, which
>encourages more comments. just stfu and watch the movie.
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>i really hate going to the theater for these reasons,
>especially when dumb bitches next to me decide to have an
>unrelated conversation during the movie. if you wanna chit
>chat, why are you wasting $10 on a movie ticket?

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when Michael Ealy and Eve make out:

Unidentified black woman, loud as hell: "I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

...close to the end of "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going", a sista got up out her chair and shouted at the screen:

"GIRL YOU BETTA ***SANG*** THAT SONG!!!!!!!!!"

When J-Hud finally hit that coda, the whole theater exploded into applause, cheers, and shouts. Grown-ass men got up out of their seats and went "YES!" Now, I had already seen the film at a preview screening, where I, my homegirl, and a few theater queens gae it some good applause...but nothing like the nearly all-black crowd in this Augusta, GA theater.

I had an old-ass country dude who got up, starting fanning himself with his cap in front of the screen, while spinning around and dancing.

every other time, people clapped. Maybe a whistle or two or a cheer.

It wasn't theater-wide pandemonium like this here.

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Went to see it this in the WHITEST suburb with my moms on Christmas Day and of course the bitch sitting five seats down from starts going "c'mon girl", clapping and whooping and shit.

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"Your voice has no personality...no depth"...the whole theater gasped except one middle-aged brother in a Kangol.

Said brother jumped up out of his seat and remarked "THAT'S TRUE THOUGH! THAT'S TRUE THOUGH!" Obviously he was referring to Beyoncé, not the "Deena" character.

>So I went to see I am Legend, and this crazy lady in the
>front row kept sort of a running commentary going the whole
>time.'
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>This was by far the funniest moment.


I'd have told her to stfu.

not Just Will, or his Character name

R.I.P. Loud But Wrong Guy
Dec 29th 2009 - Dec 17th 2017

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people started chanting rocky's name during the final fight in the theatre... that was funny.

and is going to start regulating in the ring

R.I.P. Loud But Wrong Guy
Dec 29th 2009 - Dec 17th 2017

before some dude yelled out in the back

"that was some bullshit!"

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>before some dude yelled out in the back
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>"that was some bullshit!"


lol now THAT'S funny

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On the scene where Leonidus does his first walk thru pwnage of the first wave with that sick ass dramatic slow down on all the brutality, these three little hood kids behind me were like

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!!"

every time he gave another oncoming soldier a dirt nap.

I couldn't help but laugh with them.

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and they did the ultradramatic cut of him doing her from the back the entire sold out auditorium burst out laughing.

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Sorry completely off topic.

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I kept this running ridiculing commentary on the movie, cuz I knew it was going to be dumb and I had already seen it on bootleg but there was nuthing else to do. The dude sitting next to me was getting scared shitless at every other scene. So on the scene where the dude/girl (can't remember) was in the hotel room and the grudge came and killed her in the bed, right before then she got a fucking call from the Grudge and I clowned the shit out of that part....


"Hello, it's the Grudge, yea I wanted to kno if you had some extra sugar... well.. fuck it, I'll be over in a little bit anyway, I got your mail by accident."

Then when the knock at the door or whatever, I'm all loud...

"IT'S THE GRUDGE, BITCH OPEN THE FUCKIN DOOR!"


Dude sitting next to me started chuckling to himself cuz he started to see how stupid it was and how dumb he looked getting scared at it. lol

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LMFAO @ "The Grudge" as a character name...

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>>"IT'S THE GRUDGE, BITCH OPEN THE FUCKIN DOOR!"<<

The visuals is killin' me. I can totally picture dat shit!

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R.I.P. Loud But Wrong Guy
Dec 29th 2009 - Dec 17th 2017

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HAHAHAHAHA

worst movie I have ever seen. Since there was no dialog and almost no music, people in the audience just cracked jokes the whole time (and it was a midnight showing, which made it even better)

what were people saying??

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And all through the movie this dude behind me was like "Go Spider-man!", and "Uh-oh!" and other little quips during much of the movie. So I'm thinking who the fuck is this retard behind me! I turn around to give him the "willyoushutthefuckup" look and it turns out dude was actually retarded. Awkward.

everybody went, "oh shit! Ashy Larry!"

That's some funny shit.

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>So I'm thinking who the fuck is this retard behind me!

>I turn around and it turns out dude was actually retarded.

>Awkward.

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When there was a bullshit chant(!) at the ending.

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go see anything at peak times, and you will either laugh your ass off, or be mad.

Greatest movie theater experience ever.

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I never liked that theater anyway.

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"ewww, she nasty, she gon' fuck that dirty ol' white man?!?!? Halle Berry ain't shit!"

Said by like a 60 year old lady in the audience.


Superman Returns?

"Shit, child support woulda BEEN found his ass"

Said by a teenage chick

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The Ahnuld flick with Vanessa Williams. It's in the big shoot-out scene in the zoo, and there's this really quick cut of someone running by a cage of screeching monkeys. And it was clearly the most interesting thing that my grandma had seen in the entire movie. Probably a bad movie choice for that particular occasion.

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At the beginning of Vanilla Sky, some one screamed out "It's all a dream". I just dismissed the guy thinking he was a nutjob.

At the end of the flick, the same guy screamed out "Told ya".

Why someone would pay again for that flick with the high NYC ticket prices it beyond me.

That is hilarious for all kinds of reasons.

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At the 12:00 am premiere, at the end of the big Obi-Wan/Annakin fight before Obi-Wan totally effs up Annakin, somebody in the audience went Karate kid:

"Put him in a body bag! Yeah!!!"

Everybody busted up. It would have ruined the movie, if the movie hadn't already ruined itself by then.