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>1. No goddamn mutant poodles. it's for comic relief man....get over it...erybody in the theatre i was in thought it was funny...
>2. Trim about 45 minutes of the utterly boring exposition. >There was no need for this movie to have been 2 hours and 20 >minutes long. i agree...ang got caught up in giving the characters bios
>3. Gotten a DIFFERENT actress to play Betty Ross. Jennifer >Connelly acted as if she were on industrial strength Ritalin >throughout the movie, which is to say, she didn't emote at >all. she WAS kinda flat...BUT i know she can be better, so i blame the writers, cause betty doesn't act so passive anyway...
>4. Cut out the ridiculous father theme in the movie and >stuck to the theme of the comic book--that of control vs. >losing control. it's ALL in the books (that's part of the reason banners holds so much anger in, if not for his pops being evil we wouldn't have the hulk)
>5. ONE antagonist. This movie had a veritable Rogue's >Gallery of antagonists, none of whom were particularly >interesting. i thought the movie had one antagonist (blond guy) an insane guy (david) and a guy who's just trying to do the right thing (ross) >6. Cut that shit about David Banner being eeeevil. After a >while, it just got boring. 6a) Can all the Joss >Whedon-style angst. This isn't fucking Dawson's Creek or >Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Why give him such a tortured >background? Or hell, keep it, but kill BOTH the parents. once again, it's in the comics...
>7. Pick a fucking ending and STICK TO IT. What is this, >fucking Artificial Intelligence? Why'd we need multiple >endings? i'm slow, what multiple ending??
>8. Can those stupid camera dissolves and wipes and multiple >screens. It was just. fucking. distracting. that shit was GREAT for a comic book movie...
>9. Oh, and finally, have Hulk actually kill people. Shit. >You mean to fuckin tell me he tosses a TANK damn near a mile >and the soldier SURVIVES??? BullSHIT. he DID kill some people, accidentally though...i felt sorry for the pilot trying to outlast the hulk, that shit was a dumb move...
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