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PlanetInfinite
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"this post is everything van damme."


  

          

if you didn't like one movie of his as a kid, i hope you get raped by a bear with herpes.


and he's coming back too, son.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Go1pOk1hy38

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The Kumite(2007)
Mar 30th 2006
1
the sequel to bloodsport, son.
Mar 30th 2006
2
ho-lee shit
Mar 30th 2006
16
SON!! KUMITE SON!!!
Mar 30th 2006
19
aka snake puncher
Mar 30th 2006
3
snakes on a split
Mar 30th 2006
4
      he should be in snakes on a plane and just punch the shit out of them
Mar 30th 2006
5
Why didnt he get an oscar for his dancing alone
Mar 30th 2006
6
i fucking hate that fuck
Mar 30th 2006
7
see, I'm waiting for the Seagal tribute posts to start
Mar 30th 2006
8
      ugh.
Mar 30th 2006
9
      That Segal soft drink commercial was hilarious
Mar 30th 2006
15
Second greatest speech in history
Mar 30th 2006
10
It was ill when he did the jack-knife/ flashkick/ whatever u call it.
Mar 30th 2006
11
that was bullshit that Guile was the lead in that movie
Mar 30th 2006
13
      of course, he's the white guy!
Mar 30th 2006
14
someone told me yesterday he died of a heart attack
Mar 30th 2006
12
RE: this post is everything van damme.
Mar 30th 2006
17
he look strung out
Mar 30th 2006
18

jetblack
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44804 posts 		Thu Mar-30-06 12:26 AM

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1. "The Kumite(2007)"
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supposidly...

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PlanetInfinite
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126185 posts 		Thu Mar-30-06 12:30 AM

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2. "the sequel to bloodsport, son."
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yep!

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Kungset
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6426 posts 		Thu Mar-30-06 01:55 PM

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16. "ho-lee shit"
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i'm appalled at how excited i am for this

  
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bshelly
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71730 posts 		Thu Mar-30-06 09:48 PM

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19. "SON!! KUMITE SON!!!"
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CHON LI!!!!
CHON LI!!!!
CHON LI!!!!
CHON LI!!!!
CHON LI!!!!
CHON LI!!!!

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Deebot
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26762 posts 		Thu Mar-30-06 12:30 AM

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3. "aka snake puncher"
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jetblack
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44804 posts 		Thu Mar-30-06 12:51 AM

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4. "snakes on a split"
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*DEAD*
pardon...

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Deebot
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26762 posts 		Thu Mar-30-06 12:58 AM

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5. "he should be in snakes on a plane and just punch the shit out of them"
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to add the action element

  
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syncere600
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40190 posts 		Thu Mar-30-06 01:44 AM

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6. "Why didnt he get an oscar for his dancing alone"
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I mean damn son I wanna go to the club and rock the van damm drunk lean


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shockzilla
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37800 posts 		Thu Mar-30-06 01:51 AM

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7. "i fucking hate that fuck"
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it's hard to say whether i hate him more than seagal though

i loathe them both

  
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buckshot defunct
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26345 posts 		Thu Mar-30-06 01:53 AM

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8. "see, I'm waiting for the Seagal tribute posts to start"
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We gotta let the Chuck Norris meme die down first, but mark my words, a Seagal Renaissance is on its way.

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shockzilla
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9. "ugh."
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you're probably right.

what's wrong with the youth of today?

  
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Call It Anything
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10951 posts 		Thu Mar-30-06 01:48 PM

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15. "That Segal soft drink commercial was hilarious"
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I swear Under Siege was based on the culinary instructor from my high school. The guy was a chef and a Navy Seal, there can't be too many of those. Good guy too. One time somebody asked him in class, "Hey Chef, what did you do in Vietnam?" His response, "I killed people."

  
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cantball
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10. "Second greatest speech in history"
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Troopers! I have just received new orders. Our superiors say the war is cancelled, and we can all go home. Bison is getting paid off for his crimes, and our friends will have died here... will have died for nothing. But... we can all go home. Meanwhile, ideals like these - freedom, and justice - they get packed up. But... we can all go home. Well... I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up-river, and I'm going to kick that son-of-a-bitch Bison's ass so HARD... that the next Bison wanna-be is gonna feel it. Now who wants to go home... and who wants to go with ME!
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insatiable
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1351 posts 		Thu Mar-30-06 08:13 AM

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11. "It was ill when he did the jack-knife/ flashkick/ whatever u call it."
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tappenzee
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13. "that was bullshit that Guile was the lead in that movie"
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God what an awful fucking movie

  
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def_tone
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14. "of course, he's the white guy!"
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Was to pick apart the day
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The Damaja
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12. "someone told me yesterday he died of a heart attack"
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i didn't see any news reports though

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Smokey Stayhigh
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17. "RE: this post is everything van damme."
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http://jcvgay.ytmnd.com/


yep, he's the man alright

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chinsu
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1410 posts 		Thu Mar-30-06 09:46 PM

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18. "he look strung out"
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as a mug. didnt know ol boy had drug addictions, damn dass sad. me an my frens used to pretend to be this nigga when we watched the first blood sport.

specially in the lass fight when he went blind an still whoop bolo ass. dope

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