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 What about one where a group of local yokels finds a bunch of money |
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Aug 27th 2008 | 1
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 Prudent investments and such? I like it. |
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Aug 27th 2008 | 2
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 there's room for a sequel here... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 12
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| lol. they return the principal but have already made money from it. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 113
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| Teenage girl dates sweet, sensitive guy instead of asshole jock. |
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Aug 27th 2008 | 3
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| A bank robber prudently decides agaisnt one last score. |
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Aug 27th 2008 | 4
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| he then applies for a job at a reputable law firm. Hilarity ensues... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 15
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| and immediately regrets his decision after score proves successful |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 17
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| Quirky outsider proves doubters right. |
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Aug 27th 2008 | 5
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| A white teacher at an inner city school is just in it for the paycheck |
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Aug 27th 2008 | 6
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| the best one... |
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Aug 27th 2008 | 9
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| Beat me to it. |
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Aug 27th 2008 | 10
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| n/m |
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Aug 29th 2008 | 199
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| Selfish rich people face life-changing event; take nothing from it |
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Aug 27th 2008 | 7
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| Depressed cynic makes lame and pointless insights on life. |
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Aug 27th 2008 | 8
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| Ouch! |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 39
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| Suburban white people actually have more problems than they let on. |
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Aug 27th 2008 | 11
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| ^^^Six Feet Under: The Cliff's Notes^^^ |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 13
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| a shitty Youth Sports team gets their asses kicked and NEVER wins. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 14
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| and it's OK because sports don't represent any greater struggle |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 22
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| Bookended, of course... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 61
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| in Mercy Rule fashion, even... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 82
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| two awkwardly mismatched cops don't get along |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 16
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| does the cop with the drinking problem ever quit? |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 19
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| A car full of college kids breaks down. They call for help. and Wait. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 18
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| mild mannered everyman discovers he has superhuman powers |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 20
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| nebbish high school student gets bitten by a radioactive spider, dies. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 21
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| Alternate: |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 24
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| LMAO!! oh shit |
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Aug 29th 2008 | 210
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| Group of loveable underdogs enter dance contest to save their rec center |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 23
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| In feudal china, two rivals settle their difference with clumsy slapping |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 25
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| Average Joe gets mistaken for a highly trained CIA operative |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 26
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| Everything in small, suburban town is exactly as it seems |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 27
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| Unpopular nerd tries to win over the heart of the head cheerleader |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 28
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| thisshit BEGS for a Trilogy: |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 38
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| she doesn't even attend the reunion.kids had a violin recital that night... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 44
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| Subplot: |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 52
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| Spin-off: Nerdy girl returns to apartment with her 12 cats |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 56
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| this film unveils the newest technology Smell-O-Vision |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 89
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| Family road trip gets cancelled due to increasing gas prices |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 29
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| Veteran cop teams up with rookie partner, and they get along GREAT |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 30
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| Rookie cop sees corrupt vet plant evidence, thinks it's kinda cool |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 37
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| Ex-Mob enforcer decides to walk the straight and narrow |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 31
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| Undercover cop does not form genuine friendship with criminal(s) |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 32
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| Couple has car trouble in the middle of nowhere, find an old motel |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 33
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| On a related note: Car starts immediately in time of peril |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 34
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| Hitman is hired for 1 last hit. Right before he pulls the trigger he... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 35
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| Likable guy finds money, stalked by killer, killed 2/3rds into the movie |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 36
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| Local Dimwit runs for major political office, gets less than 5 votes. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 40
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| White Girl Runs From Maniac Killer, Does Not Trip and Gets Away... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 41
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| A hunter comes across the remains of a drug deal gone wrong... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 42
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| A group of African-American gentlemen in a barbershop..... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 43
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| and the main characters actually DO get haircuts... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 57
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| in fact, very little conversation is had at all |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 62
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| The dead come to life but because they're slow, weak and dumb |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 45
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| Young waif with powerful imagination pines for young man.... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 46
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| Manic pixie dream girl feels no attraction to low-key troubled guy |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 50
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| Upstart rebel in small town is different...and is summarily shunned. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 47
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| he is also beat to a bloody pulp at the local teen hang out. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 54
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| Man wakes up one morning earth's sole survivor of a nuclear holocaust |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 48
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| Sequel: Turns out a hot chick across town survived, too |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 49
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| meanwhile, Flesheating Zombies are nowhere to be found. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 55
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| and they do not find a survivor camp when going camping for the weekend |
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Sep 03rd 2008 | 222
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| Young couple heed advice not to buy charming but haunted house....: |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 51
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| Inheritance contingent on man spending night in Haunted Mansion |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 53
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| Ex-convict is freed from prison, and is left alone by local authorities |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 58
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| ex-con quickly lands a good job,works his way up to middle management |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 60
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| Small town church leaders and government officials outlaw dancing |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 59
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| Boy's parents are killed by a mugger, boy swears to take vengeance |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 63
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| Report: Mysterious Superhero sightings at all time low |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 66
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| Man and woman amicably divorce, man is left to raise daughter. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 64
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| Shadowy group lacks technology to remotely monitor and manipulate |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 65
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| A group of southern belles are genuinley happy for one another... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 67
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| Design of draw bridge makes any kind of car jump impossible |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 68
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| and local MADD chapter wields enormous influence. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 78
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| Superhero falls on tough times in city saturated with costumed heroes |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 69
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| Rag-tag band of musicians set out to set the world on it's ear. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 70
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| Or: They encounter enormous success and keep focused on the music. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 71
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| And: All agree that drugs are bad.....performs at D.A.R.E rally. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 74
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| they then retire with their dignity and remain friends. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 76
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| New kid in town gets picked on by gang of bullies |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 72
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| Rag tag band of misfits form special strike squad...mission fails. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 73
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| sorry to break the trend, but LMAO. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 81
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| Popular jock bets friends he can make any girl in school Prom Queen |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 75
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| and his friends think he's a jagoff for playing with girls hearts. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 77
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| RE: Popular jock bets friends he can make any girl in school Prom Queen |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 79
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| Whorish Divorcee is ignored by men in subdivision |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 80
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| Man tries to regain custody of his son in an arm wrestling match |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 83
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| Nerdy girl removes glasses, lets hair down, still ugly. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 84
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| also, has terrible personality |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 85
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| and, despite nerdiness, is actually kind of stupid, with |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 90
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| Schemer tries to talk friends into half baked get rich quick scheme |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 86
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| Up and coming career woman doesn't have time for relationships |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 87
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| Black athlete in the 1950s never once encounters racism |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 88
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| Veteran cop is 2 weeks from retirement... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 91
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| And in those 2 weeks... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 93
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| Lieutenant assigns him to desk duty to ensure his safety. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 101
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| ..and accordingly uses 2 weeks use or lose leave. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 104
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| Bigot encounters person that reinforces stereotypes |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 92
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| ...they made this movie. It was called Crash. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 97
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| I should have finished it, I guess. I figured everyone comes togehter |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 100
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| Local mentally retarded fellow has no redeeming qualities whatsoever |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 94
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| he is played by some retarded guy. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 96
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| his portayal is critically panned for being inauthentic |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 121
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| Cool teen decides to follow society's rules rather than make his own. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 95
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| Phenom joins a sports team. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 98
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| In his last ditch effort to save his prestigious job... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 99
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| Street Smart teen somehow finds himself at Ivy League university |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 102
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| the College version of Rushmore? |
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Aug 30th 2008 | 212
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| In Olde England, teen questions the status quo and her arranged marriage |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 103
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| Stranded couple receives ride from non-murderous truck driver |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 105
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| Outsider Has No Idea How Local Teens Spent Last Summer. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 106
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| Struggling Black family realizes that Jesus is no help at all. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 107
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| Sherriff Believes Cockamamie Story, Gets Off Fat Ass, Saves Two |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 108
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| ^^^^!!!^^^^ |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 109
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| Tough guy DOESN'T investigate sounds coming from basement |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 110
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| Murderer waits in closet for victim that never shows. Develops joint pai... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 111
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| I just pictured a dude w/ a mask and axe cramping up. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 114
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| and falling through the French Doors groaning loudly... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 115
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| RE: I just pictured a dude w/ a mask and axe cramping up. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 117
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| Bitchy Widow befriends neighborhood Children |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 112
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| Precocious Youth Gleans Nothing From Childhood Friend's Death |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 116
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| Doesn't blame self for a second |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 118
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| White Man Fails in Life Due To Absence of Magical Negro Friend |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 119
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| Characters' separate story lines don't converge in the end |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 120
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| Pulp Fiction? |
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Aug 30th 2008 | 213
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| Time travel experiment goes off without a hitch |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 122
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| Hooker with a heart of coal robs wealthy businessman in his sleep |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 123
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| Story About Robot Boy Wraps Up 20 Minutes Earlier. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 124
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| "You're the dog now, man!" |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 125
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| RE: "You're the dog now, man!" |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 143
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| family man gets re-incarnated as family pet |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 145
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| Tiny dog brain cannot process predicament |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 147
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| wife beats him with newspaper for eating his own poop |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 150
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| He responds by humping her leg.... just like before |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 167
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| Scientist discovers forthcoming calamity, Military heeds his advice. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 126
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| Honest Italian-American Family Epic Lacks Use of N Word. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 127
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| Mexican-American Urban Drama devoid of Gang activity. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 128
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| Historical Native American Narrative Devoid of Pelts. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 131
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| Urban Crime Story devoid of Rappers , has Jazz soundtrack. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 140
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| Zach Braff Stars Young Man Who Knows What He Wants in Life |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 129
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| there are no close-ups of his face,and the soundtrack is all Top 40 hits |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 130
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| Never gazes at anything, either. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 132
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| Black President in Office, Yet Impending Doom Curiously Absent. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 133
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| I Have A Smart, Sensible White Partner starring Danny Glover |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 134
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| Morgan Freeman plays an incompetent misanthrope |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 135
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| Poker Face starring Jim Carrey |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 136
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| The Wacky Adventures of Smiley McGee starring Clint Eastwood |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 144
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| I Don't Like Repeating Myself starring Robert DeNiro |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 137
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| I Don't Like Yelling! starring Al Pacino |
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Aug 29th 2008 | 201
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| costarring Samuel L. Jackson |
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Aug 29th 2008 | 204
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| The Scholar starring Frank Vincent. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 138
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| lol |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 141
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| martini sipping Fashionistas fail to catch attention in cafes and bars. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 139
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| ex navy seal turned chef winds up on a hijacked cruise ship |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 142
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| lol! |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 146
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| Quirky Characters Know Nothing About Pop Culture by Q. Tarantino |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 148
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| but what they lack in hipness they make up for in racial sensitivity. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 160
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| war hero is assigned to watch two small children. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 149
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| Evil robots go on rampage, killing few. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 169
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| An Ang Lee Joint |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 151
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| Dysfunctional family embark on cross country road trip |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 152
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| when would-be pilot finds out he is color blind |
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Aug 30th 2008 | 214
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| An eccentric millionaire devises a theme park featuring live dinosaurs |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 153
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| scenario B) the next day, a meteor hits earth and kills everyone |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 156
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| Business man hires hooker who he proceeds to sleep with, |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 154
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| she requests 'no kissing' before he slaps her with a $100 bill |
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Aug 29th 2008 | 198
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| Sober Sorority Girls Form Chastity Empowerment Group. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 155
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| Family is about to lose house because the mortage went up |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 157
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| The Feast starring Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 158
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| OUT of Africa starring Madonna |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 159
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| Tagline: In the future, tax evasion costs you your life. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 161
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| Trilla starring Sir Anthony Hopkins |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 162
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| Two young boys from Chicago dream of being reaching the NBA |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 163
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| Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy eats ham sandwich |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 164
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| Gay Male Finds His Advice Unwelcome At Beauty Salon. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 165
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| Malevolent aliens visit Earth. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 166
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| Two friends of similar body types and personalities have an average day |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 168
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| Two guys carry around their boss's corpse pretending he's still alive |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 170
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| Couple Breaks Up and Retain Painful Memories Like Grown Ups |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 171
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| Ocean liner crashes into iceberg, band gets the fuck up outta there |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 172
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| Gas Actually Cheaper & More Plentiful in Post-Apocalyptic America |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 173
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| Road Warriors bored to death in utopian post-Obama future |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 175
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| apathetic teens could give two shits about attending some house party |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 174
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| Black Male Eschews Crack Sellin' To Flip Burgers, Gets Mad Props |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 176
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| married man meets blonde seductress in a bar |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 177
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| Small Town Girl In Big City Realizes Mistake in Leaving Comfort Zone. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 178
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| Reese Witherspoon is... Mediocre Jane |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 182
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| When Santa goes missing, one boy has to find him and save Christmas |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 179
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| New Yorkers Realize City Isn't Center Of Universe. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 180
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| struggling sports franchises...continues to struggle |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 181
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| Clipper Is As Clipper Does |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 183
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| nebbish neurotic jew dates plain jewish women |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 184
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| Husky Man Fails To Win Thin Woman With Obscure Pop Culture References |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 185
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| man finds 8 heads in a duffle bag...found bludgeouned |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 186
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| Cop in dystopian near future is mortally wounded in the line of duty... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 187
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| RE: Cop in dystopian near future is mortally wounded in the line of duty... |
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Aug 30th 2008 | 211
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| Man's cough foreshadows nothing |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 188
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| imprisoned thief fails at one last big score |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 189
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| Declaration of Independence contains hidden, encrypted treasure map |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 190
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| Boy in bubble won't stop whining about being in a bubble |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 191
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| man gets unjustly arrested and tried, |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 192
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| A rich boy witnesses his parents death in an alley...... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 193
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| Cyborg travels back in time to kill a woman..... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 194
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| Cuban immigrant comes to Miami.... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 195
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| A group of teens at Saturday detention ignore each other all day. |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 196
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| A kid gets left at home one Christmas.... |
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Aug 28th 2008 | 197
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| Family adopts charming pet that is unable to think or talk like a human |
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Aug 29th 2008 | 200
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| Gay man comes out to his family. They have no issue with it. |
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Aug 29th 2008 | 202
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| Tough as nails principal wants to turn things around @ inner city school |
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Aug 29th 2008 | 203
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| I think I'll wear a sweater this time starring Tyrese Gibson |
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Aug 29th 2008 | 205
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| Aliens invade earth, destroy humanity w/ vastly superior weaponry |
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Aug 29th 2008 | 206
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| Kid goes to summer camp, gets bullied, makes no friends |
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Aug 29th 2008 | 207
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| RomCom where the female lead DOESN'T work in ads or fashion |
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Aug 29th 2008 | 208
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| Black guy falls for white girl |
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Aug 29th 2008 | 209
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| friendly old priest with irish accent turns out not to be a pedophile |
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Aug 30th 2008 | 215
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| mentally challenged man fails to overcome challenges |
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Sep 02nd 2008 | 216
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| Invisible man decides not to spy on naked girls in the shower |
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Sep 02nd 2008 | 217
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| Hitman/cop doesn't have long-winded philosophy about killing/guns. |
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Sep 02nd 2008 | 218
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| Brash young fighter pilot takes one too many risks |
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Sep 03rd 2008 | 219
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| Young hacker has normal clothes, taste |
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| Promising and attractive young person experiments with drugs |
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