Frank Longo Member since Nov 18th 2003 86670 posts
Fri Nov-04-05 06:03 PM
"Poll question: What's the dumbest shit in Titanic?" Fri Nov-04-05 06:04 PM by Frank Longo
This movie is filled with dumb shit. And I mean other than the fact that there shoulda been more titties.
Girls are crying at my place watchin it on HBO and I'm goin, "Why don't those violinists get the fuck off the boat and cram onto a lifeboat to get home to their families?" The girls say "Cuz it's noble!" Then, Leo's in the water and Rose is on the door, and the girls are saying "They should go in shifts! Why doesn't Jack get on the door too and share?" I was like, "Cuz it's nooooobllllle!"
Hey kids lying in your bed as water surrounds you...you won't shut the fuck up behind me on a plane, but when being surrounded by an icy tomb of death, YOU'RE FUCKING PEACEFUL?!?
1. "when she threw the diamond into the ocean at the end" In response to Reply # 0
i said "stupid woman" and all these girls in the row in front turned round in scorn
but i mean, that was right after she had refused to share the door. or why couldn't he just have swam off and gotten another bit of wood. oh because Rose would get scared.
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Frank Longo Member since Nov 18th 2003 86670 posts
Fri Nov-04-05 06:13 PM
3. "I'm sayin! Jack's a dumbass. Put her on the door and find your own." In response to Reply # 1
He's like, "Maybe she'll share...maybe she'll share...please share...oh I'm dead. I shoulda swam away from that bitch to find a piece of driftwood or some shit to save my life like a sensible man would."
15. "exactly that ball room had big ass tables" In response to Reply # 5
aight i know it must of been heavy but i'm gonna have a crew of atleast 7 with me. Best believe if me and my girl was on the motherfucker we would of made it.
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7. "RE: Your my boy blue!" In response to Reply # 0
Steve Harvey said it best in Kings of Comedy. Would've been a little different if that was a black band.
"Man, Kool and the Gang would've been unpluggin shit and telling people "Come on, let's get the fuck outta here, JT get that ampliphier off the flo' before ..."
soul creator Member since Jul 06th 2002 10339 posts
Fri Nov-04-05 09:13 PM
16. "the only genius part of that movie" In response to Reply # 0
was the dude falling down and thunking into the propeller
CLASSIC
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24. "uhh...the fact that she got *back* on the sinking Titanic" In response to Reply # 0
after she was already in a life boat. that shit... she basically killed Jack right there. if she had some sense about her ass she would have stayed in the boat and he woulda been able to take care of himself and find his own self a door to float on and then their dumb asses could have hooked back up in America.
-- the untold want by life and land ne'er granted now voyager sail thou forth to seek and find
I don't know how this wasn't one of the choices above.
That was the thing that pissed me off after I saw it. If her dingy ass would've stayed on the damn life boat, it would've been easier for Jack to survive because he wouldn't have to be concerned about looking out for her dumb ass.
kill all whites today & we'll still be f'd up. we fight over BS political ideas & ethnic allegiances but scared to defend resources of our own land. the only savior is self--thegodcam
37. "Lemme get this straight......" In response to Reply # 0 Thu Nov-10-05 06:17 PM by WarriorPoet415
You have children and grandchildren, you have an artifact worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and instead of insuring their future, you drop it in the sea to rest with the bones of some dude you went with and boned for one day like 112 years ago?
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at least her ancestors can rest easy knowing she found true love.... for two days
>You have children and grandchildren, you have an artifact >worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and instead of insuring >their future, you drop it in the sea to rest with the bones of >some dude you went with and boned for one day like 112 years >ago? >
44. "That was torture music in ISS" In response to Reply # 40
I had the luxury of being sent there for slapping a chick, and it was ice cold in there, and they listened to 94.1 here in Atlanta, where all they play is extended versions of "I Will Always Love You" by Whitney, and this crap song. Every. Hour.
53. "Lol a little while after it came out there was a house remix..." In response to Reply # 40 Sun Nov-13-05 05:48 PM by mint_088
I remember hearing it on the radio, probably some dance station. Hearing that once would make you want to listen to the original alllll daaaay lonnnng.
50. "yellow cause I feel yo pain! n/m" In response to Reply # 0
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54. "that family guy episode where dude survived" In response to Reply # 0
as was like "yeah i'm kinda seeing someone back in New York, and it's getting serious" is the truest, cause u know that he would've ditched her once they got to new york, Unless she lost that prenup.
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kill all whites today & we'll still be f'd up. we fight over BS political ideas & ethnic allegiances but scared to defend resources of our own land. the only savior is self--thegodcam
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