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"Unintentionally funny moments in serious movies"


  

          

Havne't seen one of these posts in a while.

TO get things started I'll go with a little Gem from Magnolia

Near the end when that Red haired lady whose name I can't remember so I'll just call her Reddy McWhore

Anyhow Reddy is breaking down crying over her soon to be dead, RICH husband. SHe startes talking about how she doesn't deserve his money and then she delivers this gem

"I'm a horrible wife, oh my GOd I suck other mens COCKS!"

SHe was so hysterical and so earnest that I couldn't help but laugh.

R.I.P. Loud But Wrong Guy
Dec 29th 2009 - Dec 17th 2017

  

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Subject Author Message Date ID
that was probably meant to be funny / sad
Jun 25th 2005
1
agreed
Feb 16th 2007
137
Brad pitt in seven
Jun 25th 2005
2
good call
Jun 25th 2005
4
I still really don't know
Jun 26th 2005
6
The first time it wasn't funny.
Feb 19th 2007
147
fuck your fort! - Snoop
Feb 20th 2007
172
RE: Brad pitt in seven
Jun 25th 2005
5
LOL. Excellent
Jul 02nd 2005
63
Baby Boy is pure comedic genius
Jul 02nd 2005
64
Also Brad Pitt's
Jul 13th 2005
95
RE: Also Brad Pitt's
Jul 20th 2005
115
the movie theatre erupted when that happened lol
Feb 17th 2007
141
lmao, that was straight comedy...I watched it like 5x on the DVR
Feb 20th 2007
153
RE: Also Brad Pitt's
Feb 20th 2007
160
co-signature
Feb 20th 2007
154
the horse scene in the ring.
Jun 25th 2005
3
HAHA good call
Jun 26th 2005
9
that entire movie was comedy
Jun 27th 2005
44
RE: the horse scene in the ring.
Jul 03rd 2005
66
disregard
Jul 14th 2005
107
I'm laughing right now
Feb 20th 2007
159
LOL yes
Feb 24th 2007
177
when yo mom started sobbing uncontrollably in that homemade porno we did
Jun 26th 2005
7
I saw Your momma on crackwhoreconffessions.com
Jun 26th 2005
10
Not a movie, but...
Jun 26th 2005
8
walker is the best show ever
Jul 02nd 2005
55
Walker doesn't sleep....
Feb 16th 2007
135
the episode where he is mexican
Feb 19th 2007
148
that was a two-parter
Feb 20th 2007
155
every episode was just comedy
Feb 20th 2007
156
any nic cage scene in City of Angels
Jun 26th 2005
11
kingdom of heaven
Jun 26th 2005
12
All of "The Last Samurai"
Jun 26th 2005
13
Booooooooooo
Jun 26th 2005
15
      I'm a bastard person and I have an ass face.
Jun 26th 2005
17
           I'm gonna go...bite my pillow, is what I'm going to do!
Jun 26th 2005
20
The last 15 minutes of Alexander
Jun 26th 2005
14
Rosario Dawson's first lines in 'Alexander'
Jun 26th 2005
21
The "love" scene was hilarious
Jul 03rd 2005
68
The entire movie actually played out like a really long, really bad
Aug 03rd 2005
128
"The Karate Kid"
Jun 26th 2005
16
That movie was a lotta unintentional funny moments.
Jun 26th 2005
18
That movie was a lotta BRILLAINT moments.
Jun 27th 2005
32
RE: That movie was a lotta BRILLAINT moments.
Jun 27th 2005
36
      *whew*
Jun 27th 2005
41
not not not at The Y, a good school!!
Jun 27th 2005
34
      RE: not not not at The Y, a good school!!
Feb 19th 2007
152
"Sweep the leg!"
Jun 28th 2005
48
"I'm sorry Daniel!! Daniel I'm sorry!!!" lmao
Jul 03rd 2005
70
titanic
Jun 26th 2005
19
DAMN YOU, YOU TOOK MINE!
Jul 02nd 2005
61
this ne deserves its on yahoo group
Feb 20th 2007
169
Two recent ones...
Jun 26th 2005
22
I dunno if I'd consider Star Wars as a 'serious' movie
Jun 27th 2005
24
Oh yea...the Frankenstein moment
Jun 27th 2005
25
RE: I dunno if I'd consider Star Wars as a 'serious' movie
Jun 27th 2005
27
that was a SERIOUS moment though
Jun 27th 2005
33
RE: I dunno if I'd consider Star Wars as a 'serious' movie
Jul 03rd 2005
67
LMFAO
Jul 15th 2005
113
Every episode of star wars with a "NOOOOO"
Jul 23rd 2005
124
I was so horrified I couldnt laugh
Feb 20th 2007
157
in Ep 2.....
Jun 27th 2005
31
RE: LOL @ your avatar
Jul 14th 2005
101
RE: Batman Begins again
Jun 27th 2005
39
it's like he was trying to mimic the cartoon
Jul 05th 2005
84
the second slap
Feb 19th 2007
149
WHEN THE BAD GUY MUSHES THE KIDS FACE!!!!!!
Feb 20th 2007
173
Son, when Palpatine was whimpering like a bitch under Sam Jack
Jul 03rd 2005
71
Also when they set Batman on fire, I thought that was mad funny
Jul 03rd 2005
72
WHERE ARE THE DRUGS!!!
Aug 03rd 2005
131
RE: Unintentionally funny moments in serious movies
Jun 27th 2005
23
Every 2nd line in Saw.. I think that was unintentional
Jun 27th 2005
26
Every line in the bathroom
Jul 05th 2005
83
in the ring when the horse jumps off the boar
Jun 27th 2005
28
Any line in any movie
Jun 27th 2005
29
Nas in Belly
Jun 27th 2005
30
also
Jul 12th 2005
88
      I forgot about that line
Jul 14th 2005
106
The majority of Bloodsport
Jun 27th 2005
35
RE: The majority of Bloodsport
Jun 27th 2005
37
that was a.w.o.l.
Jun 28th 2005
50
RE: Show me DIm Mack
Jun 28th 2005
52
old, but for those who haven't read it:
Jul 04th 2005
76
The goat for me is Van Damme's face after Strawberry/Chong Li...
Jul 05th 2005
86
OKAY USA *gives thumbs up*
Feb 17th 2007
140
OK USA!
Feb 20th 2007
166
Schindler's List
Jun 27th 2005
38
RE: Requiem 4 a Dream
Jun 27th 2005
40
The butterfly effect
Jun 27th 2005
42
That whole movie had me dying
Jun 27th 2005
47
That's a funny line though
Feb 16th 2007
133
One word: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Jun 27th 2005
43
there are actually a lot of these
Jul 12th 2005
90
this deserves its own post. worst movie-NO of all time
Feb 17th 2007
142
All of Land of the Dead...
Jun 27th 2005
45
Danny Glover Fuckin Thandie Newton...in BELOVED
Jun 27th 2005
46
RE: Danny Glover Fuckin Thandie Newton...in BELOVED
Jul 22nd 2005
120
When the bus hit the broad in Final Destination...
Jun 28th 2005
49
RE: When the bus hit the broad in Final Destination...
Jun 28th 2005
51
'full metal jacket'
Jun 28th 2005
53
yeah, actually
Jul 12th 2005
91
      RE: yeah, actually
Jul 14th 2005
102
           Kubrick is hard to read
Jul 15th 2005
112
Assault on Precient 13(Original)
Jun 30th 2005
54
the climax of that scene was a little surpising though.
Jul 02nd 2005
62
hard to kill with steven seagal owns this post
Jul 02nd 2005
56
Steven Seagal more or less owns this post
Jul 02nd 2005
57
The funniest shit I've EVEREVEREVER seen is in...
Jul 02nd 2005
58
RE: Unintentionally funny moments in serious movies
Jul 02nd 2005
59
"Boyz N The Hood" Cuba punching the air
Jul 02nd 2005
60
wish i thought of that
Jul 04th 2005
75
Morris Chestnutt stopping to take a leak whilst being chased
Jul 04th 2005
79
RE: Dont be a Menace did a great parody
Jul 14th 2005
103
RE: "Boyz N The Hood" Cuba punching the air
Jul 22nd 2005
121
WE DON'T WANT A GOOD PRINCIPAL...
Jul 03rd 2005
65
SLOVENLY, SLOPPY YOUNG MAN
Feb 20th 2007
174
The lil south asian chick in Matrix 3:
Jul 03rd 2005
69
Almost all of Color Purple
Jul 03rd 2005
73
I congratulate you Ms Celie...
Jul 03rd 2005
74
      you have my sympathies.
Feb 20th 2007
167
my sister! *smack* my daughter! *smack*
Jul 04th 2005
77
Good one.
Jul 04th 2005
80
not funny
Jul 12th 2005
92
      i know he wasn't the joker then.
Jul 13th 2005
97
      I know you know all that stuff
Jul 15th 2005
111
      yes it is
Jul 21st 2005
117
      damndamnDAMN funny!
Jul 23rd 2005
125
Damn this some good cake....
Jul 04th 2005
78
"What's Love Gotta Do With It "
Feb 17th 2007
138
Crash
Jul 04th 2005
81
yes! and I think it was right after
Jul 14th 2005
105
Saving Private Ryan
Jul 05th 2005
82
lemme just start by saying
Jul 05th 2005
85
South Central, The WHOLE DAMN MOVIE
Jul 12th 2005
87
This was probably the sole inspiration for Don't be a Menace...
Feb 19th 2007
145
Malcolm X
Jul 12th 2005
89
Titanic. "rudder man"
Jul 13th 2005
93
RE: Titanic. "rudder man"
Jul 13th 2005
99
In Crash when .. Sorry I didn't see earlier CRash comment rightaway
Jul 13th 2005
94
in john q when denzel pulls the trigger and the safety's on
Jul 13th 2005
96
All of Slingblade. Mmm hmm n/m
Jul 13th 2005
98
RE: All of Slingblade. Mmm hmm n/m
Jul 14th 2005
104
in the butterfly effect.
Jul 14th 2005
100
mollywopped?
Feb 19th 2007
150
DUDE! yes...also
Feb 24th 2007
178
Blue Velvet, Dennis Hopper's ENTIRE performance
Jul 14th 2005
108
I dunno about serious...
Jul 14th 2005
109
New Jack City when Nino Brown...
Jul 15th 2005
110
"MAKE ME FEEL GOOD"- Monster's Ball
Jul 15th 2005
114
Menace to Society
Jul 21st 2005
116
also a good parody of this in Don't Be a Menace...
Jul 21st 2005
118
that shit is REAL funny
Aug 02nd 2005
126
RE: Day After Tomorrow
Jul 21st 2005
119
lmao
Feb 20th 2007
161
PURPLE RAIN!!
Jul 22nd 2005
122
Watching the Twin Peaks TV show
Jul 23rd 2005
123
The "car chase" in Saw
Aug 03rd 2005
127
Tales from the Hood
Aug 03rd 2005
129
Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King
Aug 03rd 2005
130
I'm upping this 'cause it needs to be archived.
Feb 16th 2007
132
^^^needs a spoiler warning as well
Feb 19th 2007
143
      Uh, sorry. Yeah *******SPOILER ABOVE********
Feb 20th 2007
162
No mention of Keanu here?
Feb 16th 2007
134
Here's two.....
Feb 16th 2007
136
the entire Joan of Arc film
Feb 17th 2007
139
Down in the Delta w/AlfreWoodard etc....
Feb 19th 2007
144
The Gangster/ Asian dad/ Angela Basset's Wig in Akeelah & the
Feb 19th 2007
146
Food Allllllright?....
Feb 19th 2007
151
Delta Force I
Feb 20th 2007
158
Promise me promise me! amd Mehaliah Jackson singing in
Feb 20th 2007
163
Brad Pitt hit by the bus in Meet Joe Black
Feb 20th 2007
164
Lets not forget about Nicholas Cage's performance
Feb 20th 2007
165
or his accent in Con Air
Feb 20th 2007
175
the end of RoboCop I
Feb 20th 2007
168
coach carter
Feb 20th 2007
170
IM'A HAVE ME SOME FUN!!!! (C) Bill Duke in "Predator"
Feb 20th 2007
171
that movie had so many great lines
Feb 25th 2007
179
RIZE
Feb 21st 2007
176
damn near every scene in Slam....
Feb 25th 2007
180

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1. "that was probably meant to be funny / sad"
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137. "agreed"
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PT is definitely one to loosely mix comedy and tragedy.

Witness the colonel crying while getting the shit beat out of him by his cell-mate in Boogie Nights.

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kayru99
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2. "Brad pitt in seven"
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"whaaats in the Box?"

cracks me the fuck up every time.

"I feel sorry for your muva" - Menace II society

and everything between the opening and closing credits in Baby boy

  

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4. "good call"
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baby boy is the best black comedy in years.

random people always tell me "its a decent movie"

I say "did you laugh most of the movie"

they say "well kinda"

and i say "u wont supposed to be laughing, but at least u didnt fall asleep like it was poetic justice"

the comedic talents of omar gooding and snoop in a wife beater cannot be matched.

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6. "I still really don't know"
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exactly what john singleton was tryin to do with that one...but I'll be damn if that shit ain't HEEE-larious

  

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147. "The first time it wasn't funny."
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It was intense. Ya know the whole movie. I think it's only funny now because that line can be put in any context. I do agree it is funny as hell now. I was cracking up when i saw it written there.
In unrelated news: did anybody see Colbert Report where he was pissed at Gwenyth Paltrow for something liberal. and then put a cardboard box on his mantle and just kept hinting at Seven.

  

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172. "fuck your fort! - Snoop"
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There are too many hilarious scenes to mention. Especially the part where snoop was shot. The way he fell was priceless.

  

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5. "RE: Brad pitt in seven"
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'what's in thebox?' seconded

  

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63. "LOL. Excellent"
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I thought I was the only one that found that hilarious.

*gone*

  

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64. "Baby Boy is pure comedic genius"
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And like ive said before, clearly the best black comedy in the past five years, intentional or not.

  

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95. "Also Brad Pitt's"
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dummy in Meet Joe Black getting hit by the car.
If you slo mo it you can see the body flying back and forth like some brad pitt pinata.
It's hilarious

  

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115. "RE: Also Brad Pitt's"
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LOL yeah that part has me dyin everytime i see it

  

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Samurai_Shampoo
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141. "the movie theatre erupted when that happened lol"
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he was at the pinnacle of his game and folks was tired of brad this brad that

  

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LA2Philly
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153. "lmao, that was straight comedy...I watched it like 5x on the DVR"
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160. "RE: Also Brad Pitt's"
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BzIsQW32_E

  

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LA2Philly
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154. "co-signature"
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that was hilarious.

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<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
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3. "the horse scene in the ring."
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i laugh everytime i think of it.

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9. "HAHA good call"
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It's funniest the first time because you KNOW that blood will be gushing outta there about 5 seconds before it actually happens

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44. "that entire movie was comedy"
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I doubled over with laughter when the father committed suicide



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66. "RE: the horse scene in the ring."
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That scene is fucking great. I swear I've been in public when I've thought about it and STILL busted out laughing out of nowhere.
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107. "disregard"
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159. "I'm laughing right now"
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best part of that corny movie

I watched it with some horse-loving girls who looked like they were about to burst into tears, which just added on to the enjoyment for me

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177. "LOL yes"
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nm

  

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7. "when yo mom started sobbing uncontrollably in that homemade porno we did"
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10. "I saw Your momma on crackwhoreconffessions.com"
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IT was weird cause she was a wearing a shirt that said "Hi, I'm Dulla's Mom"

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8. "Not a movie, but..."
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Walker Texas Ranger... just ask Conan.

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55. "walker is the best show ever"
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for that very reason... you can't make comedy that good if you try.

one of the highlights of my life is when walker says "true that, trivette." FUCKING HILARIOUS.

no dice on the sig.

  

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135. "Walker doesn't sleep...."
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he waits. Remeber that? LMAO

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chaseman
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148. "the episode where he is mexican"
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walker pretends to be a mexican named Miquel.

  

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LA2Philly
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155. "that was a two-parter"
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He sneaks into an illegal immigrant, basically, 'slave' ring.

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<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
-Kobe speaking to investigators

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LA2Philly
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156. "every episode was just comedy"
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---------------------------------
<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
-Kobe speaking to investigators

L D E A

  

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Kungset
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11. "any nic cage scene in City of Angels"
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that look on his face...

  

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12. "kingdom of heaven"
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I might be the only one on this one... and probably the only one to have seen it... terrible mistake by the way, Ridley missed with this one. Anyway towards the end of the movie, the female lead (i think eva green) keeps making this face kinda like the blue steel from zoolander. Best part is she doesnt say anything, the scenes are like 5 seconds long and it keeps comming back to her with that suprised face. I was rolling...

"But I done made it through the pain and strife,
It's my time now, my world, my life...
my life"
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13. "All of "The Last Samurai""
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Sorry, Frank.

--Maurice

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15. "Booooooooooo"
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17. "I'm a bastard person and I have an ass face."
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--Maurice

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Bonding over sutures is what's hot in Oh-Nine.
--JS

  

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20. "I'm gonna go...bite my pillow, is what I'm going to do!"
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(c) WFG

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14. "The last 15 minutes of Alexander"
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Maybe because that's all I saw, but I thought Colin Farell making his confused death face was pretty funny.

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21. "Rosario Dawson's first lines in 'Alexander'"
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Folks BUSTED OUT LAUGHING in the theatre when she spoke in that fake Indian accent...

...she said some shit like "You lova heem(you love him?)?

Shit had my rolling.


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68. "The "love" scene was hilarious"
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128. "The entire movie actually played out like a really long, really bad"
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skit from Saturday Night Live.

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16. ""The Karate Kid""
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Not so much a funny scene, but a funny moment.

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18. "That movie was a lotta unintentional funny moments."
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--Maurice

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Bonding over sutures is what's hot in Oh-Nine.
--JS

  

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32. "That movie was a lotta BRILLAINT moments."
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is what I'm sure you meant to say.

Bringing you unpopular posts since 2003.

"Einstein has a formula, Wu Tang has a formula. A part equals a square and all that stuff, you know what I’m saying? We have a formula, too."

  

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36. "RE: That movie was a lotta BRILLAINT moments."
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>is what I'm sure you meant to say.

Clearly. Goddamn typos.

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41. "*whew*"
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Bringing you unpopular posts since 2003.

"Einstein has a formula, Wu Tang has a formula. A part equals a square and all that stuff, you know what I’m saying? We have a formula, too."

  

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34. "not not not at The Y, a good school!!"
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Colonel Sanders
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152. "RE: not not not at The Y, a good school!!"
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LOL!

  

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48. ""Sweep the leg!""
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dude I wanted to give Daniel a hot leg sweep after that. That cat was SERIOUS.

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70. ""I'm sorry Daniel!! Daniel I'm sorry!!!" lmao"
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19. "titanic"
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when the boat goes vertical, the dude jumps for the water, hits the big ass propellor w/ a 'CLANG' and spins his way to his icy death. i laughed out loud in a silent theater. hard (no homo).

'a baker earns his living by baking. a carpenter, by building things. youre a rapper, RAP MOTHERFUCKER' - lyor cohen

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61. "DAMN YOU, YOU TOOK MINE!"
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I went with my uncle to my 3rd screening (saw it 5 times total) and he laughed SOOO loud at that part.

Folks were both meanmugging him and rolling themselves...

*gone*

  

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169. "this ne deserves its on yahoo group"
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cause i too cracked the fuck up when that happened

every bitch in that joint gave me the evil eye

-Sig-

“Why didn’t you do this in your own god damn country?"

-All Stah's view on undocumented immigrants wanting to be treated like human beings.

  

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22. "Two recent ones..."
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Star Wars Episode III:
That whole "Anikan, you're breaking my heart" line was so beyond cheesy I lost it.

Batman Begins:
That interrogation scene when Christian Bale is going ballistic asking him questions. His face is just too intense to be taken seriously.

  

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24. "I dunno if I'd consider Star Wars as a 'serious' movie"
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But at the end of Episode III when Darth lets out that cornball 'NOOOOOO', I just cracked up. And suddenly the theater was overcome by the sound of homemade lightsabers activating, and I wasn't sure if I was gonna make it out of there alive.

  

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25. "Oh yea...the Frankenstein moment"
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Shit was really wierd.

  

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27. "RE: I dunno if I'd consider Star Wars as a 'serious' movie"
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And suddenly the
>theater was overcome by the sound of homemade lightsabers
>activating, and I wasn't sure if I was gonna make it out of
>there alive.

actually, that was just 150 star wars nerds going 'pyuuuuushhhh' with their mouths.

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Mynoriti
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33. "that was a SERIOUS moment though"
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I laughed out loud also

  

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67. "RE: I dunno if I'd consider Star Wars as a 'serious' movie"
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I forgot about that one........comedy.
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113. "LMFAO"
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I love this site....

*wipes tears*


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124. "Every episode of star wars with a "NOOOOO""
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the very worst one was in "empire" from luke when darth said that he's his pops. His "NOOOO" was nauseating.

  

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LA2Philly
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157. "I was so horrified I couldnt laugh"
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---------------------------------
<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
-Kobe speaking to investigators

L D E A

  

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31. "in Ep 2....."
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"I cant breathe!" -anikan

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101. "RE: LOL @ your avatar"
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What's the story behind that?

  

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39. "RE: Batman Begins again"
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Bales voice as Batman

And the slap in the car from Rachel.

  

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84. "it's like he was trying to mimic the cartoon"
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between that and Katie Holmes' half-constipated "acting" face, there was some good unintentional comedy in that movie.

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149. "the second slap"
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was like the punchline. that was just uncalled for. i thought the movie was going to go like that. just her slapping him. they coulda made it work

  

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173. "WHEN THE BAD GUY MUSHES THE KIDS FACE!!!!!!"
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Also, when Bruce is done talking to Falcone and one of Falcone's goons slaps Bruce in the head . . . pretty much for no reason.

  

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71. "Son, when Palpatine was whimpering like a bitch under Sam Jack"
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I was lmao

  

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72. "Also when they set Batman on fire, I thought that was mad funny"
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131. "WHERE ARE THE DRUGS!!!"
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When he has him upside down. And is shouting at the guy. Me and my friends say that randomly all the time. People tend to stare, but it just adds to the comedy.

I thought we where the only one who thought that was funny.

WHERE ARE THE DRUGS!!!

  

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23. "RE: Unintentionally funny moments in serious movies"
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when brad pitt gets hit by the van or whatever in 'meet joe black'

and, like 'baby boy', EVERYTHING in 'you got served'.

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26. "Every 2nd line in Saw.. I think that was unintentional"
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or I hope.

Mortui Vivos Docent

  

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83. "Every line in the bathroom"
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Especially the doctor's lines.

  

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28. "in the ring when the horse jumps off the boar"
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i was lmao in the theater

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29. "Any line in any movie"
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made by the Governor of California.

  

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30. "Nas in Belly"
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when he's in the car trying to convince Keisha to move to Africa with hi,. I think he even utters a line like, "Maybe it'll work out...but yo...maybe it won't.."

  

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88. "also"
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"...but africa's far" - t-boz

  

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106. "I forgot about that line"
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til I cracked up just now

~I aspire to be my alter ego~

  

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35. "The majority of Bloodsport"
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Too many moments to choose from, but I like Van Damme's "NOOOO, STOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPP!!" when Chong Li is about to stomp on ol' white dude.


"Push out the jive...bring in the love."
-C. Montgomery Burns

  

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37. "RE: The majority of Bloodsport"
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The very beginning of Bloodsport,(or maybe it was another one) When dude is getting killed. They douse him in gasoline, light him up, he starts runnin around screamin in obvious pain....He runs smack into a brick wall & falls down. Dude gets back up and starts runnin around again!

I love that.


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50. "that was a.w.o.l."
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the bit just before that kills me "this is sugar!!" LOL

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52. "RE: Show me DIm Mack"
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what the hell is a Dim Mack?

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Just when I thought I was out
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76. "old, but for those who haven't read it:"
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http://www.seanbaby.com/oldstuff/movies.htm

  

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86. "The goat for me is Van Damme's face after Strawberry/Chong Li..."
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throws that chalkish stuff in his face. When he's screaming and then calms down...the goat unintentional comedy man.

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140. "OKAY USA *gives thumbs up*"
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the look on that guys face is HILARIOUS, add in the voice they used. Lord that shit is hilarious every time.

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166. "OK USA!"
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that shit gets me every time.

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38. "Schindler's List"
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When that little kid was hiding in the piano from the Nazi's and he steps out too early and his foot bangs the keys...it was too much. I felt bad for him and his family but I couldn't help but laugh and curse at the same time.

This reminds me of a Seinfeld show where Jerry takes a date to see Schindler's List.

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40. "RE: Requiem 4 a Dream"
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"I know it's pretty baby...but I didnt take it out 4 air"

  

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42. "The butterfly effect"
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where ashton kutcher falls to the ground with no arms lol

you should have seen the curse that flew right by you- mars volta

  

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47. "That whole movie had me dying"
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Espescially towards the end when he's running in slow motion in his hospital gown through the halls with that look on his face.

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133. "That's a funny line though"
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Much like everything Baldwin or Wahlberg said in The Departed was funny. For me, unintentionally funny takes you out of the scene and even with that line in Requiem (or ASS to ASS!) I was still in the scene.

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43. "One word: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
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You already know what it's from.

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90. "there are actually a lot of these"
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I mean, we all know the recent, obvious one. But it's not like big George invented the corny "Noooo!"

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142. "this deserves its own post. worst movie-NO of all time"
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there's a bad one in each star wars.

empire's was the most embarrassing, but i think the best one for laugh's is star wars episode 3 (whatever the fuck it was called, i dont remember)

darth: what about my wife
that other hooded guy: well, you killed her
darth: nooooooooooooo

  

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45. "All of Land of the Dead..."
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or was that suppose to be a comedy?

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*Effasig*

  

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46. "Danny Glover Fuckin Thandie Newton...in BELOVED"
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and all of 'Kennedy's looks....
lol...

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120. "RE: Danny Glover Fuckin Thandie Newton...in BELOVED"
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LOL!! Me and a friend of mine kept rewinding that scene and was screamin laughin!!! We thought Glover was sayin,"HIT IT HARD,HIT IT HARD,HIT IT HARD"!!! LOL Of course we were blazed up at the time,so! lol

  

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49. "When the bus hit the broad in Final Destination..."
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I laughed my ass off in the theater. People looked mad horrified but I jumped up and applauded that shit. She got smashed yo!

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51. "RE: When the bus hit the broad in Final Destination..."
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i was watching that with a bunch of friends on dvd and when it happened i fell off my chair, "rewind that shit, rewind it!" LOL

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53. "'full metal jacket'"
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Rafterman dry-heaving in the background when they're riding in the helicopter and dude ("get some! get some!") is gunning down random farmers.

the dry-heaving makes me laugh every time.

  

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91. "yeah, actually"
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When the guy is out front getting slo-mo hit by the sniper while the rest of the squad just fire randomly like crazy.

I have a strong suspicion Kubrick meant this to be funny though.

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102. "RE: yeah, actually"
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>When the guy is out front getting slo-mo hit by the sniper
>while the rest of the squad just fire randomly like crazy.
>
>I have a strong suspicion Kubrick meant this to be funny
>though.

Really?

  

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112. "Kubrick is hard to read"
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He's got some funny moments in strange spots. Full Metal Jacket is full of them. It's never clear what's supposed to be funny and what's supposed to be horrifying.

And a certain bedside scene with Barry Lyndon's little son is way too overripe to be accidental.

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54. "Assault on Precient 13(Original)"
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The Ice Cream Truck scene was pretty funny.

I know there were a lot of intentional jokes But I found myself laughing at a few things that I'm sure were supposed to be serious

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62. "the climax of that scene was a little surpising though."
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>The Ice Cream Truck scene was pretty funny.
>
>I know there were a lot of intentional jokes But I found
>myself laughing at a few things that I'm sure were supposed to
>be serious

  

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56. "hard to kill with steven seagal owns this post"
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it is supposed to be serious and is also the funniest movie ever... the part where he's whooping ass right after waking up from a coma, and where he's recovering by punching a board that he tied rope around.

oh yeah, and every single line he says.


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57. "Steven Seagal more or less owns this post"
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--Maurice

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58. "The funniest shit I've EVEREVEREVER seen is in..."
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...'Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood'. Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking but the next time it comes on, watch that shit cuz you'll have the best laugh of your life: The big, dramatic culmination of the movie is when you finally learn why Sandra Bullock's character hates her mother so much, played by Ellen Burstyn/Ashley Judd. Judd goes crazy and starts beating the shit out of her kids (in a flashback) with a belt, in the pouring rain. As if that weren't funny enough, low and behold, here comes the wise, old 'friend-of-the-family' negro to try to calm her down, "No, No, NO, Miss Ellie! Ya gots ta stop!" It's too dramatic to be taken seriously, so the laughs already abound, and then it tops itself off by becoming insultingly offensive to the intelligence of anyone with half a brain...so of course, I FUCKING LOVE IT!


Interestingly enough, Ashley Judd is also responsible for another one of my favorite unintetionally funny movie moments: In the sappy, sickeningly sweet nightmare known as 'Simon Birch', the mutated-Willow-hobbit of a title character finally hits what he thinks is a a home-run, only to have it go foul and pop Judd on the top of her pretty little head...AND KILL HER! And she's his BEST FRIEND'S MOM! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It's just all kinds of motherfucking priceless!

Yeah, I'm kinda sick that way though.

  

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59. "RE: Unintentionally funny moments in serious movies"
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IN Magnolia when Tom Cruise cries at his fathers bed lol.

  

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60. ""Boyz N The Hood" Cuba punching the air"
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*post over*

*gone*

  

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75. "wish i thought of that"
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hard to kill/steven seagal still win in my mind, but that ones damn good too.


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79. "Morris Chestnutt stopping to take a leak whilst being chased"
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by shotgun toting gang banger.

WTF was that ?

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103. "RE: Dont be a Menace did a great parody"
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121. "RE: "Boyz N The Hood" Cuba punching the air"
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LMAO!!! Hilarious,right?

  

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65. "WE DON'T WANT A GOOD PRINCIPAL..."
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WE WANT MR. CLARK!

I crack up on that line everytime.

  

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174. "SLOVENLY, SLOPPY YOUNG MAN"
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Lean on me is second only to Scarface and Good, the Bad, the Ugly for great lines. That's another thread, though....

  

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69. "The lil south asian chick in Matrix 3:"
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"I did this for Neo!!!"

After like 90 minutes of str8 violence, to have an epic $450000000000 trilogy end like an episode of all my children is just priceless.

  

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73. "Almost all of Color Purple"
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>Havne't seen one of these posts in a while.
>
>TO get things started I'll go with a little Gem from Magnolia
>
>Near the end when that Red haired lady whose name I can't
>remember so I'll just call her Reddy McWhore
>
>Anyhow Reddy is breaking down crying over her soon to be dead,
>RICH husband. SHe startes talking about how she doesn't
>deserve his money and then she delivers this gem
>
>"I'm a horrible wife, oh my GOd I suck other mens COCKS!"
>
>SHe was so hysterical and so earnest that I couldn't help but
>laugh.

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74. "I congratulate you Ms Celie..."
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not too many women can run a household with they huband and his whore all under the sam roof"

Adolph Ceasar is hilarious as hell

  

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167. "you have my sympathies."
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CLASSIC

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77. "my sister! *smack* my daughter! *smack*"
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that shit goes on and on and on.
and yeah, i know it's serious
but that's the fucking JOKER smacking her around like that

  

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80. "Good one."
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--Maurice

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92. "not funny"
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He wasn't the Joker in 1974. Try empathizing with Faye (or Mulray). She really likes this guy and has to tell him her deepest darkest secret. And he doesn't believe her! Heartbreaking, I call it.

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97. "i know he wasn't the joker then."
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and i understand that it's a serious moment.
i understand what they're doing.
i udnerstand it's a classic movie moment.
it's great writing.
it's wonderful.

but that shit is FUNNY AS HELL in the execution.
and that's what this post is all about.

DROP.
YOUR.
SWORD.

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111. "I know you know all that stuff"
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I'm just saying I don't think it's funny.

And a lot of that movie is. The guy at the beginning looking at pictures of his wife fucking another man. Jack saying, "Evening Claude, where'd you find the midget." Etc.

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117. "yes it is"
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125. "damndamnDAMN funny!"
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...a great scene from one of my favorite movies of all time.

...and quite possibly the winner of this post.

  

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78. "Damn this some good cake...."
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taste this cake ida mae...damn this some good cake

  

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138. ""What's Love Gotta Do With It ""
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That entire movie was hilarious

Fishburnes greatest comedic performances
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>taste this cake ida mae...damn this some good cake

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81. "Crash"
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...Loved the movie, but it was still hilarious when Sandra Bullock busts her ass on those stairs...

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"...and what I loved most, she had so much soul..."

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105. "yes! and I think it was right after"
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the one girl gets pulled out of the burning car. It goes directly from someone having a near death experience in a car crash to someone tripping on stairs. Hilarious.

  

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82. "Saving Private Ryan"
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at the beginning
dude gets his arm blown off, picks it up, and then stares at it
tried to hold that shit in but I couldn't

Knicks yo
Cowboys yo

  

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85. "lemme just start by saying"
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some of you all are some sick twisted fucks...with that said

"Cradle to the Grave" when DMX gets bucked

I didn't even laugh but in the entire theater (in a mall in Tampa) my boy let out a good HA HA. that made ME laugh, cause i guess all of X's silent fans didn't appreciate that

"Bourne Identity" when damon takes out the dude who broke into his apt

me and my four boys (all of whom are black or mixed) in a theater with mostly whites. one of my boys at that moment when damon breaks him down and starts to question him said LOUDLY "NIGGA WHO SENT YOU"

that shit was hilarious........part of my laughter was nervous awkward laughter but it was still funny...

  

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87. "South Central, The WHOLE DAMN MOVIE"
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COmedy!

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145. "This was probably the sole inspiration for Don't be a Menace..."
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it just LOOKS like a parody

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89. "Malcolm X"
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when the father says "take these here bullets for them sheets!"



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93. "Titanic. "rudder man""
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the ship is sinking, and people are falling off the tip of the ship into the water, and one poor guy bounces off the rudder like *ping*

  

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99. "RE: Titanic. "rudder man""
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I laughed at that also

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94. "In Crash when .. Sorry I didn't see earlier CRash comment rightaway"
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Sandra Bullock falls down the stairs and cries to her maid.
I was holding back laughter. It just seemed so damn pathetic and stupid...
Oh! I fell down stairs!Now hold me you mexican!

  

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96. "in john q when denzel pulls the trigger and the safety's on"
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everyone was like gasping in awe over the emotions while im holding back all kinds of laughs.

actually i personally found almost all of john q to be unintentionally funny.

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98. "All of Slingblade. Mmm hmm n/m"
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104. "RE: All of Slingblade. Mmm hmm n/m"
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Yeah good one. Specially dem taters mmm hmmm?

  

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100. "in the butterfly effect."
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when ashtons character woke up in the dorm room on a sunny day after numerous attempts at making things better for everyone. he looked down and was like

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!"

his arms were mollywopped and he couldnt walk.

sadly me and ALL MY FRIENDS laughed at that part.

  

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150. "mollywopped?"
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who is this mark twain?

  

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178. "DUDE! yes...also"
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when he tried to kill himself but couldnt cause of his arms and legs. shit shit shit i cracked up

  

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108. "Blue Velvet, Dennis Hopper's ENTIRE performance"
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The whole "DOn't look at me" scene was comedy. I almost feel bad for jacking off while looking at it

Also the scene where Hopper puts on lipstick and starts kissing the guy over and over again. That would have been funny but the girl's reaction to it was just so funny

When Michael is about to whip Jeff's ass, and that naked chick comes out all beaten. That alone isn't funny, but Mike's line "Oh whose that, your Mom ?" got a chuckle

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109. "I dunno about serious..."
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but in royal tenembams when ben stiller is doing the fire drill & his son is like "wheres buckley?" and he sys "buckleys dead, we're all dead, burnt to a crisp" i cracked the fuck up... i was the only one in the theater laughing though...

be breezy...

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110. "New Jack City when Nino Brown..."
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uses that little girl as a shield, so he wont get shot.

"Hello Wisconsiiiin!"

  

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114. ""MAKE ME FEEL GOOD"- Monster's Ball"
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C'mon-You laughed...


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116. "Menace to Society"
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when the chicks cousin runs out to the car real funny style before they go to do the driveby on Kane

  

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118. "also a good parody of this in Don't Be a Menace..."
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126. "that shit is REAL funny"
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in such a depressing ass movie, lol

  

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119. "RE: Day After Tomorrow"
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When dude gets knocked out during the hailstorm & when the reporter gets cleared out by the billboard

  

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161. "lmao"
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I just remembered those two

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122. "PURPLE RAIN!!"
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This movie had a few! For some reason,me and my boys was screamin laughin when Prince clicked the light on lookin for his daddy and the gun shot went off!!! lol

I think it mighta shocked us into nervous laughter or somethin!lol

And let's not forget,"WHERE ARE YOU..WHERE ARE YOU MOTHER******!!! LOL

  

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123. "Watching the Twin Peaks TV show"
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I know there's a lot of intentional jokes in there, but some of that shit seems like it was supposed to be serious.

At one point this sherrif "Sucker punched" a Ferensics (Sp?) agent, I put "Sucker Punch" in quotations cause that shit looked like it was in slow motion, but it WASN'T

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127. "The "car chase" in Saw"
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seriously, the funniest thing ive seen in my life, PERIOD.

  

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129. "Tales from the Hood"
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1. You little NIGLETS!!!

2. David Alan Grier is beating the shit outta Paula Jai Parker and the little kid, and the whole time he's cussin' and talkin' mad shit. I felt bad for laughin' at that shit.

3. Gangster #1: What about us?
Gangster #2: That shit was wrong, man!
Gangster #1: Just drove by and started blastin'!
Gangster #2: That shit was wrong, man!
Gangster #1: We're not even the ones who capped your homie!
Gangster #2: That shit was really wrong, G!

4. Ball: What you sayin'? We dead, motherfucker?
Mr. Simms: VERY!
Bulldog: Motherfucker bullshit! If we dead then what we doin' in a funeral home with your crazy ass?
Mr. Simms: This ain't no funeral home! It ain't the Terror Dome, neither! Welcome to Hell, motherfuckers!

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130. "Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King"
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The part where Pippin becomes Denethor's fool, and sings his song from the Shire, and starts looking mad Osmond-y (as in Donnie, Marie, etc.)

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132. "I'm upping this 'cause it needs to be archived."
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I'd also like to add the scene in "Curse of the Yellow Flower" where king's soon and handmaiden that have been sleeping together realize they're acutally brother and sister. The whole theater busted out laughing.

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143. "^^^needs a spoiler warning as well"
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162. "Uh, sorry. Yeah *******SPOILER ABOVE********"
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134. "No mention of Keanu here?"
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136. "Here's two....."
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1. Danny Glover's potato house scene with Thandie Newton as Beloved. He got hold of the Voodoo Azz, and lost his everlovin mind. As sick as it was that he was doing the memory of Setha's dead baby, and doing her daughter period, every time I see that scene I bust out laughing. Oh and Baby Suge's Woodland ceremony, and the scene where the sistas talk about Beloved coming back from the grave. Shit cracks me up.

2. The scene in, "The Color Purple", when the mayor's wife, Ms. Millie, takes Ms. Sophia to see her family for Christmas, and then nuts up accusing the black men of assaulting her (i.e. attempted rape). As deplorable as her behavior was, assuming that the brothas were trying to defile her purity, something about seeing her fly around in that car and then run to the tree and cling to Ms. Sophia, is funny. I just wanna slap her, like trick do you look in the mirror every day, what self respecting brotha would even take a second look at your buzzard looking azz.

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139. "the entire Joan of Arc film"
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she just looked drunk and shermed out anytime something would happen


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144. "Down in the Delta w/AlfreWoodard etc...."
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This mighta been one of those made for HBO movies...Alfre Woodard and her kid come down south from Chicago to live. Esther Rolle plays a lady w/Alzheimer's, married to Hal Freeman Jr....they go to church and Esther Rolle jumps up in the middle of service and yells "I Wanna Sing!"...and later "Mama!" for absolutely no reason...

I am on the GROUND every time I see it...

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146. "The Gangster/ Asian dad/ Angela Basset's Wig in Akeelah & the"
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Bee...bot we hollered this entire movie...

Oh and Jada Pinkitt's wig in the first Nutty Professor. You mean to tell me you did ALL that make-up on Eddie to become multiple characters and you couldn't buy Jada a human hair wig with a real part?

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151. "Food Allllllright?...."
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try the wiiiiine. My friend wee just sitting there waiting for the old guy to snap. I laughed the rest of the scene.-(A Clockwork Orange).

Also the entire premise behind that Jet Li movie Hero. I think Tarantino managed to put his name on this somewhere but . . . the whole premise is like
-scene
-thats not what happened
-scene
-thats not what happened
-scene
-thats not what happened
-scene
-ambiguous whether or not that happened
(this may not be 100% accurate but c'mon)

its one character telling a story and another character calling him out on it. everytime that happened me and my buddy started losing it. and then at the end there is some machiavellian moral like: always trust your emperor. and i actually wanted to see this.

  

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158. "Delta Force I"
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The part where the plane has landed, and Delta Force is planning on getting into the plane before it can take off again(this is the scene right before the terrorist cat kills the ex-GI)....the delta force crew rolls up in this big ass Ninja Turtles-esque truck, with Chuck, in his green cutoff vest, looking dead serious, RIDING ON THE SIDE OF THE TRUCK(got his hand on the door and feet on the ledge below the door) FOR NO FUCKING REASON....lmao, that shit kills me everytime. This guy, lol.

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163. "Promise me promise me! amd Mehaliah Jackson singing in"
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Imitation of life...also te scene when Sarah jane gets beat up. LOL

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164. "Brad Pitt hit by the bus in Meet Joe Black"
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I was rolling the first time I saw it and repeatedly rewound it.

  

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165. "Lets not forget about Nicholas Cage's performance"
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in The Wicker Man... that could be another addition to the worst NOOOOOO moments in cinema with the Bee scene

  

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175. "or his accent in Con Air"
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it cracks me up everytime.

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168. "the end of RoboCop I"
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at the end, when robocop squares off with the big wig in the board room, and after he shoots him thru the window (which is also funny because of the dated CGI) this token black guy over-excitedly gives RoboCop the thumbs up! Its hilarious.

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170. "coach carter"
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when dude with the afro ran over to coach carter's house to tell him that his boy got shot. dude had a sour ass face before he started crying.

  

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171. "IM'A HAVE ME SOME FUN!!!! (C) Bill Duke in "Predator""
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179. "that movie had so many great lines"
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176. "RIZE"
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When Tommy the Clown's house gets the news that his house was broken into. I'm not sure what this says about me, but the sight of a full grown man in clown make-up crying into a camera is funny on about 17 different levels.

  

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180. "damn near every scene in Slam...."
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i couldn't take the movie seriously....i SWEAR that dude was lookin at oleboy through his bandages...and at one point the guy gets outta a prison fight by waxin poetic....c'mon....

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