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"you're a character in ANY movie. Change the outcome."


  

          

I'm Jon Voight in "Heat". I NEVER call Robert Deniro. He doesn't come back, he gets on the plane with his girl. Happy ending...

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Subject Author Message Date ID
I'm Ferris Bueller...
Jun 07th 2006
1
this is a great first reply.
Jun 07th 2006
28
I'm Wedge Antilles
Jun 07th 2006
2
I'm Joe Armstrong from American Ninja
Jun 07th 2006
3
I'm King Kong in Kong...
Jun 07th 2006
4
I'm Raheem from Juice
Jun 07th 2006
5
CO-FUCKING-SIGN
Jun 07th 2006
13
or better yet, if I'm GQ, I go back over Cindy Herron's crib...
Jun 07th 2006
20
Jun 07th 2006
6
Remember me? I had your 4 yr. old friend shot? Let's hang.
Jun 09th 2006
119
      I'm Tommy Moran...
Jun 10th 2006
143
I'm Vincent Vega
Jun 07th 2006
7
I'm Jules Winfield
Jun 07th 2006
62
I'm Monte
Jun 07th 2006
8
I'm Bullseye
Jun 07th 2006
9
I'm Hartigan
Jun 07th 2006
10
I'm anybody whose ever heard a strange noise in the woods
Jun 07th 2006
11
Same with anybody whoever goes "Stay here, I'll check it out"
Jun 07th 2006
19
I'm Nathan Algren from The Last Samurai
Jun 07th 2006
12
I'm Dolemite
Jun 07th 2006
14
I'm Ricky from Boyz n The Hood
Jun 07th 2006
15
I also wonder why I can hardly score above 700
Jun 07th 2006
16
      Ricky baby your test scores!
Jun 07th 2006
17
I'm Luke Skywalker, My Hand gets chopped off...
Jun 07th 2006
18
I'm Thomas and Martha Wayne
Jun 07th 2006
21
I'm Spider-man. I stop the robber,
Jun 07th 2006
22
I'm Yoda.
Jun 07th 2006
23
Close. You forgot the part where you let Anakin die
Jun 07th 2006
24
Holla at some Green Hoes. Awesome...
Jun 07th 2006
26
      RE: Holla at some Green Hoes. Awesome...
Jun 07th 2006
33
           Mine, the child is not. Slept with other dudes ,you have.
Jun 07th 2006
37
                Slap the shit outta u I will! If disagree further you do. Hrumph!
Jun 07th 2006
39
                     *on Maury Povich*
Jun 07th 2006
43
                          *Sigh* Lesson learned I have. Quite a relief this is. Up the jimmy
Jun 07th 2006
47
                               this whole exchange deserves its own post
Jun 08th 2006
84
                                    ^^^altho steeler fan he is...agree w/ this cat i do
Jun 08th 2006
90
I'm Lil Ze.. i kill those little kids when i had the chance
Jun 07th 2006
25
uh...post 6
Jun 08th 2006
73
I'm Samara in the RING 2 why do i want a fucking mother?
Jun 07th 2006
27
I'm Bill Murray and I fuck the shit out of Scarlett Johansson
Jun 07th 2006
29
So, THAT'S what he whispers at the end of the movie:
Jun 07th 2006
41
true.
Jun 07th 2006
52
I'm Anakin Skywalker
Jun 07th 2006
30
you STILL wouldn't have had a wife, son. Sorry.
Jun 07th 2006
38
The way Lucas explained it was
Jun 07th 2006
40
No, I'M Anakin Skywalker
Jun 09th 2006
107
      actually, 2.5 shitty movies, 3 EXCELLENT movies.
Jun 12th 2006
164
I'm Cain from Menace II Society
Jun 07th 2006
31
I'm the only black guy in Elephant
Jun 07th 2006
32
LOL
Jun 07th 2006
51
I'm Peter Parker
Jun 07th 2006
34
I'm the passenger sittin next 2 McAdams & Murphy in Red Eye
Jun 07th 2006
35
I'm the passenger sitting next 2 Foster's kid in Flightplan
Jun 07th 2006
36
I'm ashton kutcher in butterfly effect
Jun 07th 2006
42
post over.
Jun 07th 2006
44
I'm everybody in Baby Boy
Jun 07th 2006
45
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jun 08th 2006
75
I'm Christian Bale in the Machinist
Jun 07th 2006
46
A pork chop will save yo life! (c) Chris Rock
Jun 08th 2006
74
Pulp Fiction - I'm Marcellus Wallace and I decide...
Jun 07th 2006
48
I'm Morris in Purple Rain & decide NOT to give Jerome the night off.
Jun 07th 2006
49
I'm Superman & I realize that my mother is dead...
Jun 07th 2006
50
I'm the evil stepmother in "Snow White"
Jun 07th 2006
53
on the flipside, I'm Snow White
Jun 07th 2006
63
I'm Popeye. I dump Olive Oyl and get me a new bitch. With tits.
Jun 07th 2006
54
I'm Bluto. I eat some spinach and whoop Popeye's ass
Jun 08th 2006
71
I'm Wile E. Coyote. I go vegan.
Jun 07th 2006
55
Or you sue the FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK outta ACME
Jun 07th 2006
68
      you're the rolhandino of this post
Jun 09th 2006
113
I'm Sidney Poitier in "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner"
Jun 07th 2006
56
I'm Norman Bates. I come out of the closet and everyone lives.
Jun 07th 2006
57
I'm Jean Grey in "X3". I destroy all fo San Farnsisco before
Jun 07th 2006
58
I'm Jean Grey. I hate The Hyphy Movement.
Jun 08th 2006
98
I'm any prince in a Disney movie. I man the fuck up.
Jun 07th 2006
59
I'm the moms in "Kramer vs. Kramer." I take the kid.
Jun 07th 2006
60
i'm prince Jofi Jofar
Jun 07th 2006
61
I'm Citizen Kane, and I die before I can say "Rosebud."
Jun 07th 2006
64
I'm Carlo in Godfather. I not be such a fucking massive retard.
Jun 07th 2006
65
The same would go for Fredo, but then you wouldn't have a part 2.
Jun 07th 2006
66
I'm anybody in Belly. I pick up a mic and step away from the camera
Jun 07th 2006
67
i'm nino in NJC
Jun 07th 2006
69
I'm any Bond villain.
Jun 07th 2006
70
Right?!?! And I DON'T tell him my plan AND show him my secret lair.
Jun 08th 2006
72
      Thanks! I feel like I just watched all 47 Bond movies
Jun 08th 2006
82
           And the 1st Austin Powers.
Jun 08th 2006
83
I'm Frank White...
Jun 08th 2006
76
I'm Basher Tarr...........
Jun 08th 2006
77
I'm Scarecrow in Batman Begins
Jun 08th 2006
78
right
Jun 08th 2006
79
      I just wonder how I'm so fucking cool, and THAT happens.
Jun 08th 2006
96
           4 real
Jun 09th 2006
123
I'm Nicky in Casino
Jun 08th 2006
80
I'm Al Pacino in The Recruit
Jun 08th 2006
81
I'm the dude from layer cake
Jun 08th 2006
85
you saw the other ending right???
Jun 08th 2006
91
I ask if I can go back into the hotel room 4 a few minutes 2 hit it
Jun 08th 2006
94
I am Sorlozzo(sp?)
Jun 08th 2006
86
But McCluskey's "frisked a million young punks"
Jun 08th 2006
95
I'm Carlito
Jun 08th 2006
87
Co-sign this shit
Jun 08th 2006
97
or treat his ass wit some fuckin respect...
Jun 09th 2006
130
I'm Tommy DeVito
Jun 08th 2006
88
I'm dude from Hostel
Jun 08th 2006
89
nah that won't work
Jun 08th 2006
93
I'm Clubber Lang in Rocky 3
Jun 08th 2006
92
I'm Kurt Russell in Breakdown.
Jun 08th 2006
99
thats good advice in any movie
Jun 09th 2006
105
      ^^^non-fiction
Jun 09th 2006
124
I'm johnbook in the Okaymentary
Jun 08th 2006
100
I'm Mikey in Swingers
Jun 09th 2006
101
Im Mace Windu
Jun 09th 2006
102
YA GOTDAMN RIGHT!
Jun 09th 2006
103
nice
Jun 10th 2006
141
I'm General Striker in X2. I flood the spillway when I see Wolverine.
Jun 09th 2006
104
I'm Maximus
Jun 09th 2006
106
I'm Kevin Spacey in American Beauty
Jun 09th 2006
108
Naw I'M Kevin Spacey in American Beauty
Jun 09th 2006
125
      ^^^hell and yes.....
Jun 09th 2006
131
           it was what she symbolized moreso than anything, no? n'm
Jun 10th 2006
138
                wackness??
Jun 10th 2006
142
                     RE: wackness??
Jun 12th 2006
169
I'M THE MUTHERFUCKING SNAKES
Jun 09th 2006
109
I was wondering how long it would take for a SoaP reference
Jun 09th 2006
110
      RE: I was wondering how long it would take for a SoaP reference
Jun 09th 2006
115
           ha! i was gonna make a reference last night but thought it was too soon ...
Jun 09th 2006
117
                Need I go over the 1st rule of SoaP club?
Jun 09th 2006
126
I'm Miss Sophia in the Color Purple
Jun 09th 2006
111
and you go RIGHT back to that same prison.
Jun 12th 2006
163
Monsters Ball: I'm Billy Bob with Halle Berry
Jun 09th 2006
112
I'm Frank Vincent's character in Casino
Jun 09th 2006
114
I'm Forrest Gump
Jun 09th 2006
116
i don't know exactly why...
Jun 09th 2006
132
RE: I'm Forrest Gump
Jun 10th 2006
134
Im dude from The Omen...
Jun 09th 2006
118
i'm casper in "kids"
Jun 09th 2006
120
I'm that black dude casper runs into on his skateboard
Jun 09th 2006
121
      RE: I'm that black dude casper runs into on his skateboard
Jun 11th 2006
151
      I think "that black dude" had the last laugh
Jun 11th 2006
152
           C'mon man. Dude is a vegtable at BEST.
Jun 12th 2006
166
I'm that guy sitting at the bar in Casino
Jun 09th 2006
122
RE: I'm that guy sitting at the bar in Casino
Jun 10th 2006
135
I Peter Parker in the 1st Spiderman
Jun 09th 2006
127
Bullshit. you would've been mezmerized by those tits just like he was.
Jun 12th 2006
168
      ^^^unaware of my Dunce hatred...
Jun 12th 2006
170
I'm Alec Baldwin in State & Main
Jun 09th 2006
128
I'm Alonzo in Training Day
Jun 09th 2006
129
I'm Turkish in Snatch
Jun 09th 2006
133
RE: I'm Turkish in Snatch
Jun 10th 2006
136
      I'm Young Bruce Wayne
Jun 10th 2006
137
           RE: I'm Young Bruce Wayne
Jun 10th 2006
139
I'm Oldboy. I kill the fucker the first time I meet him in the room.
Jun 10th 2006
140
i'm wynona ryder
Jun 10th 2006
144
I'm Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea
Jun 10th 2006
145
naw, you punch the shark in the nose and it goes away.
Jun 10th 2006
146
      RE: naw, you punch the shark in the nose and it goes away.
Jun 10th 2006
147
           NEXT TIME BRING YO HAMMERHEAD MUTHAFUCKA!!!
Jun 12th 2006
172
i'm tony montana
Jun 11th 2006
148
either that or don't start getting high.
Jun 12th 2006
165
I'm Vince and Jennifer in The Break Up. I NEVER START DATING.
Jun 11th 2006
149
that's my life though
Jun 11th 2006
150
      But they had nothing in common. Not one thing in the world.
Jun 11th 2006
153
           Paula Abdul & Skat cat done already told you. Opposites attract
Jun 12th 2006
173
im batman. do some foul shit, and i kill you.
Jun 12th 2006
154
I'm Kumar
Jun 12th 2006
155
I'm Derek Vinyard and i tell my dad he's a moron
Jun 12th 2006
156
Actually...
Jun 12th 2006
175
I'm Ben Affleks mom
Jun 12th 2006
157
I'm Jack from Titanic
Jun 12th 2006
158
      Holla. AND I don't go back and try to get her to a lifeboat.
Jun 12th 2006
167
I'm Ritchie Valens, and i stay afraid of flying
Jun 12th 2006
159
i'm Jim in American Pie
Jun 12th 2006
160
I'm van wilder.
Jun 12th 2006
161
Like the financial aid lady?????
Jun 12th 2006
162
I'm Kenny in Half Baked
Jun 12th 2006
171
I'm Mary in There's Something About Mary
Jun 12th 2006
174

I M S
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1. "I'm Ferris Bueller..."
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and just before Cameron's final kick to his dads car that sends it crashing through the window - I say, "Hey Cam, chill dude, stop kicking the car"

lol

Great post by the way!

"2 plus 2, it equals 4" (c) Snoop Dogg 2005

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28. "this is a great first reply."
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DROP.
YOUR.
SWORD.

BITCH.

  

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2. "I'm Wedge Antilles"
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I stay in the trench despite the damage to my X-Wing. At some point, the engines flake out, I go careening into Luke and drive his fighter into the wall.

The Death Star fires, wiping out the rebel alliance.

"Get clear Wedge, you can't do anymore good back there."
-See, Luke knew.

----
Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

  

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3. "I'm Joe Armstrong from American Ninja"
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I don't change a thing. That movie is perfect.

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I M S
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4. "I'm King Kong in Kong..."
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and as I see Naomi Watts tied up in front of me for the first time, I say "Bitch, you trippin!" then go and play with the dinosaurs.

"2 plus 2, it equals 4" (c) Snoop Dogg 2005

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5. "I'm Raheem from Juice"
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I have this friend Bishop, but he seems kinda crazy so I stop hanging out with him.

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13. "CO-FUCKING-SIGN"
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Jesus...

--Maurice

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Bonding over sutures is what's hot in Oh-Nine.
--JS

  

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20. "or better yet, if I'm GQ, I go back over Cindy Herron's crib..."
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and be like; "Yo Bishop, you, Steele, and Raheem need to get on some hoes..."

*goes back over to Cindy Herron's crib*

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6. ""
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I would fuck those little kids UP!

  

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119. "Remember me? I had your 4 yr. old friend shot? Let's hang."
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dumbass.

Avatar?
E-Boogs and Nayi

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143. "I'm Tommy Moran..."
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I wonder why my daughter doesn't look like me

  

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7. "I'm Vincent Vega"
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I feel a turtle head pokin out, but I decide I can hold it.

Butch's ass gets capped the second he walks through the door and I finish my book.

----
Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

  

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62. "I'm Jules Winfield"
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I get really annoyed at this dumb-ass limey who's pointing a gun in my face and demanding him I give him my wallet and my briefcase after the shit I've already been through that morning. So I blast him through the diner's table, then cap his crazy bitch to boot, get Vince out the bathroom, then bone out of there.

I figure Vince was probably right that the whole miracle and "walk the Earth" thing is bullshit, so I keep on working for Marcellus. And while Marcellus goes for donuts and Vincent hits the bathroom, I'm waiting on the couch when Butch comes through the door. I pop him once in the knee-cap, and wait for the boss to get back so he can call some "hard pipe-hittin' n@*#as" to get medevil on Butch's ass.

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8. "I'm Monte"
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In my 25th Hour I tell my Dad 2 keep headin in the other direction as far away from the jail as possible

  

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9. "I'm Bullseye"
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When Daredevil tries 2 throw me out the church window I grab his arm, take him w/ me, & use his pudgy ass 2 break my fall on the car.

  

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10. "I'm Hartigan"
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When Nancy tries 2 put the moves on me on my couch I oblige & then take her 2 the shower & plow her

  

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11. "I'm anybody whose ever heard a strange noise in the woods"
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I don't investigate

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19. "Same with anybody whoever goes "Stay here, I'll check it out""
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or enters a cave...


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12. "I'm Nathan Algren from The Last Samurai"
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I realize the implausibility of the whole scenario and break the hell out like I've got the chicken pox. I return to America and open up a Dry Goods store in the western frontier and call it "Algrens: where quality comes first". When people ask me what happened overseas, I stare at the ground and just shake my head before changing the subject. Eventually, Algrens grows from a quaint little mining-town outpost to one of the first major food/supply chains in the west. When a customer says "This market sure is super", we enjoy a hearty laugh as I pat him on the shoulder yet in the back of my mind I coin the term "Supermarket". As my money and influence grows, I become humourously more corrupt, eventually becoming on of the conspirators in the 1919 world series scandal. I die in my bed with a whore 60 years my junior speaking nonsense Japanese phrases like "Itsu Peetsabaugu ni timashtaka?"

I still keep the sword through all this, though, since even then I don't go out like no sucka.

--Maurice

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Bonding over sutures is what's hot in Oh-Nine.
--JS

  

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14. "I'm Dolemite"
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I put all my whores through correspondence school in the hopes of bettering their lives.

When they graduate, I slap the shit out of them and put them back on the street. I do this in 2-4 year cycles. It's actually the subject of one of my funny little raps.

--Maurice

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Bonding over sutures is what's hot in Oh-Nine.
--JS

  

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15. "I'm Ricky from Boyz n The Hood"
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and I'm smart enough to not stop and piss when fools are trying to kill me. I also don't suggest "splitting up" since there's a better chance those guys will hit Tre instead of me.

  

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16. "I also wonder why I can hardly score above 700"
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Wed Jun-07-06 01:08 PM by Bridgetown

  

          

You get 400 for writing your name.

--Maurice

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17. "Ricky baby your test scores!"
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disco dj
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18. "I'm Luke Skywalker, My Hand gets chopped off..."
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I'm like: "Jesus, that fuckin hurts!!!Fuck this Jedi shit!!!".
*quits Jedi Training, tells Yoda to piss off*

Empire Wins.

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21. "I'm Thomas and Martha Wayne"
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I tell Bruce to wait his crying ass in the lobby until the show's over. Then we'll leave out the front door like civilized human beings.

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22. "I'm Spider-man. I stop the robber,"
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Then take the money I'm owed. Uncle Ben lives, I get the car, and the rest of my life I feel much better about myself.

  

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23. "I'm Yoda."
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Episode 2: Instead of being a dumbass and using all my force power to hold up that big-ass column from falling on Obi-Wan and Anakin, thereby giving Dooku time to bounce, I instead push the MUCH LIGHTER THAN A FUCKIN STONE COLUMN Jedis OUT FROM UNDER the pillar, kill Dooku, then holler at some green hoes.

  

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24. "Close. You forgot the part where you let Anakin die"
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because dude always seemed shady to you. No Darth Vader, get the drop on the Emperor and you don't have to go spend your retirement years on Dagobah.

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26. "Holla at some Green Hoes. Awesome..."
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"Damn Mami, a Phat Donkey you have. Tear that UP I would..."

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33. "RE: Holla at some Green Hoes. Awesome..."
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>"Damn Mami, a Phat Donkey you have. Tear that UP I would..."

Use protection must I?

Say no u will!

  

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37. "Mine, the child is not. Slept with other dudes ,you have."
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39. "Slap the shit outta u I will! If disagree further you do. Hrumph!"
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43. "*on Maury Povich*"
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Maury: "When it comes to 18 month old DeYoda, you are NOT the Father!!!"

Yoda: "Bitch, TOLD you, did I!!! ELSE, say something!!!

Green Hoe: "but Maury, he look just like him!!! He even got the force, just like him!!!!"

Yoda: "a JOB you must get, bitch!!! NEVER fucked with you, I should have. Said triflin' you were, my Mother did!!!"

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47. "*Sigh* Lesson learned I have. Quite a relief this is. Up the jimmy"
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I will wrap, time next triflin hoes I fucks with. Needs stiff drink now I do. Nice blunt would be, as well.

  

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84. "this whole exchange deserves its own post"
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"i smack clowns with nouns, punch herbs with verbs..."

  

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90. "^^^altho steeler fan he is...agree w/ this cat i do"
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25. "I'm Lil Ze.. i kill those little kids when i had the chance"
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...

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73. "uh...post 6"
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just co-sign, don't copy

  

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27. "I'm Samara in the RING 2 why do i want a fucking mother?"
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I murk Rachel and snatch Aiden's body i grow up to work in a Blockbuster.

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29. "I'm Bill Murray and I fuck the shit out of Scarlett Johansson"
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41. "So, THAT'S what he whispers at the end of the movie:"
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Iiiiii'm fuckin' you toniiiiiight...

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52. "true."
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30. "I'm Anakin Skywalker"
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I stab Palpatine as soon as he says he's a Sith. The Senate rejoices. The Civil war ends with me being promoted to Master Jedi with my wife by my side.

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38. "you STILL wouldn't have had a wife, son. Sorry."
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but get hoes on the low, Yoda did...


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40. "The way Lucas explained it was"
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Padme lost her will to live after watching Anakin go all Vader on her. If Anakin doesn't go evil Padme lives.

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107. "No, I'M Anakin Skywalker"
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I run my pod racer into a cliff, thus sparing us 2.5 shitty movies.

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164. "actually, 2.5 shitty movies, 3 EXCELLENT movies."
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and Dozens, if not Hundreds of innovations in film, special effects, and marketing.

so, you'd essentially ruin the Science Fiction and Action films genres by committing suicide.

Now STFU and grow up to be Darth Vader. He's pretty cool anyway.



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31. "I'm Cain from Menace II Society"
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I realize that they aren't shooting at that little kid. I shoot back.

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32. "I'm the only black guy in Elephant"
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When I hear the gunshots & my classmates screamin, insteada snoopin around 2 try & find out "exactly" what it is that's goin on, I BONE THA FUCK OUTTA THERE!!!

  

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51. "LOL"
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I remember that part... I woulda just took off. Who does that shit anyway?

  

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34. "I'm Peter Parker"
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I stop that guy from robbing the promoter who stiffed me. I decide i can make a career out of being a hero (Booster Gold style). I become rich and famous with a still breathing uncle.

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35. "I'm the passenger sittin next 2 McAdams & Murphy in Red Eye"
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I say, "Damn dog why the hell you just headbutt the shit out that bitch mayne?!?! She fine as hell!"

  

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36. "I'm the passenger sitting next 2 Foster's kid in Flightplan"
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I ask the flight marshall or 1 of the stewardess, "Ummmmmm what the hell are you doin takin that ladies kid while she's sleeping"

  

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42. "I'm ashton kutcher in butterfly effect"
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i kill myself in the opening credits.

you never see me or any of the movie.

it goes from the opening sequence right to the end credits.

  

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44. "post over."
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45. "I'm everybody in Baby Boy"
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I take acting lessons

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75. "LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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46. "I'm Christian Bale in the Machinist"
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I eat a steak and take a nap

  

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74. "A pork chop will save yo life! (c) Chris Rock"
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This is coming from a vegetarian, though...

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48. "Pulp Fiction - I'm Marcellus Wallace and I decide..."
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to get out of Butch's way since that mothafucka is behind the wheel while I am on foot.

I shell out some extra bucks for the contract on his life, avoiding getting fucked in the ass and having to spare Butch's life because he has some serious dirt on me.

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49. "I'm Morris in Purple Rain & decide NOT to give Jerome the night off."
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Apollonia 6 finishes playing "Sex Shooter", Jerome drives me home to demonstrate my Jungle Love to Apollonia & Susan.

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50. "I'm Superman & I realize that my mother is dead..."
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and I don't need permission to fuck Lois Lane. I'm a grown ass god moms!

We go to the diner and I burn the shit out of Rocky with my heat vision for tryin to step to Lois.

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53. "I'm the evil stepmother in "Snow White""
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(well, actually, I'd be the stepFATHER. Anyways...)

I say "fuck the hocus-pocus" and put some cyanide in the poisoned apple instead of the "sleeping death potion" (wtf? "Sleeping death"?)

  

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63. "on the flipside, I'm Snow White"
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And I don't accept apples from people who look like this:

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54. "I'm Popeye. I dump Olive Oyl and get me a new bitch. With tits."
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71. "I'm Bluto. I eat some spinach and whoop Popeye's ass"
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55. "I'm Wile E. Coyote. I go vegan."
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68. "Or you sue the FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK outta ACME"
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And then get you a new bitch. With tits

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113. "you're the rolhandino of this post"
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56. "I'm Sidney Poitier in "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner""
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Instead of being all nicey-nicey, I feed off of my fianceé's parents' fear of me, and play the Angry Black Man (TM) role for all it's worth. Comic hilarity ensues.

  

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57. "I'm Norman Bates. I come out of the closet and everyone lives."
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58. "I'm Jean Grey in "X3". I destroy all fo San Farnsisco before"
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meeting my demise.

  

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98. "I'm Jean Grey. I hate The Hyphy Movement."
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lol

sheeeeit

  

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59. "I'm any prince in a Disney movie. I man the fuck up."
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60. "I'm the moms in "Kramer vs. Kramer." I take the kid."
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I mean, hell, didn't I win custody of this motherfucker in court? Why should I wimp out and let him stay with his daddy, who I hated enough to divorce?

  

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61. "i'm prince Jofi Jofar"
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i stay in the kingdom and wife up "cassava melons"

*old girl marries eric la salle and they greasy headed, big mic lovin, kids*

"yes, sometimes my rhymes are sexist, but you lovely bitches and hos should know i'm tryin to correct it"- hiphopopotamus

  

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64. "I'm Citizen Kane, and I die before I can say "Rosebud.""
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65. "I'm Carlo in Godfather. I not be such a fucking massive retard."
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--Maurice

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66. "The same would go for Fredo, but then you wouldn't have a part 2."
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--Maurice

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67. "I'm anybody in Belly. I pick up a mic and step away from the camera"
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--Maurice

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69. "i'm nino in NJC"
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...i never trust liughtskin niggas...and i don't the kid as a shield...

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70. "I'm any Bond villain."
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Once I capture the dude, I just SHOOT the motherfucker.

  

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72. "Right?!?! And I DON'T tell him my plan AND show him my secret lair."
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"...and Here, Mr. Bond is the Control Room where we'll use the secret Death Ray to nuke the rest of the world, but whatever you do, don't hit that switch. It'll render this whole device useless. OK guys, go lock him in that room, and leave ONE security guy outside. I'm leaving to go to a location where I'll be out of contact for a while. I'll assume he's either dead or he won't get away..."

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82. "Thanks! I feel like I just watched all 47 Bond movies"
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83. "And the 1st Austin Powers."
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76. "I'm Frank White..."
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I never get into that taxi cab

  

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77. "I'm Basher Tarr..........."
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I actually blow up the set of Oceans 12 along with the script for Oceans 13.

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78. "I'm Scarecrow in Batman Begins"
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I gas that bitch again before she can taze me & trample her stupid ass w/ my horse

  

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79. "right"
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96. "I just wonder how I'm so fucking cool, and THAT happens."
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Then I start to question my own badassedness.

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123. "4 real"
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>Then I start to question my own badassedness.

I predict the sequel starting out w/ him still on that horse shakin his head like, "How in tha fuck!?!?!..."

  

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80. "I'm Nicky in Casino"
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When Sharon Stone goes all Courtney Love on me its Las Vegas Vice Round 2

  

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81. "I'm Al Pacino in The Recruit"
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When I walk out the door & see the calvary, I keep my mouth shut & save that shiddy loud screamin ass speech 4 the next movie I star in.

  

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85. "I'm the dude from layer cake"
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I leave out the back door

  

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91. "you saw the other ending right???"
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They shot two endings, the ending that Sony wanted with XXXX and Tammy driving away being followed by Sidney and the ending that Matthew Vaughn wanted. Matthew told Sony, that he’d shot the ending that they wanted and then he edited his ending into the movie. Then Sony screened the movie with Matthew’s ending and they liked it so it was kept.

  

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94. "I ask if I can go back into the hotel room 4 a few minutes 2 hit it"
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Before Suntanned Stan drives me off on some wild goose chase

  

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86. "I am Sorlozzo(sp?)"
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I'm extra paranoid and watch Michael take a piss

  

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95. "But McCluskey's "frisked a million young punks""
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Dumbasses.

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87. "I'm Carlito"
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I kill benny blanco at the club

  

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97. "Co-sign this shit"
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___________________________________________
*continues lurking*

  

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130. "or treat his ass wit some fuckin respect..."
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all he had to do was be nice to the fuckin guy...i couldn't even blame benny in the end...

"yes, sometimes my rhymes are sexist, but you lovely bitches and hos should know i'm tryin to correct it"- hiphopopotamus

  

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88. "I'm Tommy DeVito"
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I go get my shinebox

  

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89. "I'm dude from Hostel"
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I let the one-eyed bitch die.(fuck her, get the car and get the fuck outta there)

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93. "nah that won't work"
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She created a diversion so he could get on the train. Without her he'd be fucked.
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92. "I'm Clubber Lang in Rocky 3"
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I beat his ass the first time, Make sure I end his career and stay the champ. Then I go back to my " I live alone I train alone" livestyle til I body Ivan Drago. I retire become a trainer end of story

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99. "I'm Kurt Russell in Breakdown."
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I never, ever trust JT Walsh.

  

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105. "thats good advice in any movie"
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>I never, ever trust JT Walsh.

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124. "^^^non-fiction"
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100. "I'm johnbook in the Okaymentary"
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I archive this post.

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101. "I'm Mikey in Swingers"
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I fight the urge to check my messages, and I fuck Dorothy and let my boy get his fuck on with the waitress from the casino.

Also, me getting laid that night boosts my confidence to the point that I don't sweat the Starbucks girl on her answering machine. I get to fuck her AND Heather Graham at the end. I'm the only one in my crew getting laid.

  

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102. "Im Mace Windu"
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I dont make dramatic stances and poses as I prepare to kill Palpatine I just lunged the light saber forward into his damn heart. No need to lift my arm or talk even.
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103. "YA GOTDAMN RIGHT!"
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> I fight the urge to check my messages, and I fuck Dorothy and let my
>boy get his fuck on with the waitress from the casino.
>
>Also, me getting laid that night boosts my confidence to the point that
>I don't sweat the Starbucks girl on her answering machine. I get to
>fuck her AND Heather Graham at the end. I'm the only one in my crew
>getting laid.

Co-sign all of this.

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141. "nice"
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104. "I'm General Striker in X2. I flood the spillway when I see Wolverine."
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I don't care how much you want to see your creation, when your huge plans are about to go down, and he coincidentally picks that moment to come home? Fuck that, some bad shit is about to go down. Flood the damn spillway.

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106. "I'm Maximus"
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I tell the Emperor that his son Commodus is a fuckin puss, and I ask for permission to kill him right then and there. Which probably would've been granted.

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108. "I'm Kevin Spacey in American Beauty"
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Mira gets done.

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125. "Naw I'M Kevin Spacey in American Beauty"
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I give Mira a gold ribbon 4 being a part of the itty-bitty titty commitee & tell her if they were bigger she would've gotten a pearl necklace.

She gets pissed & leaves.

But not before I donkey punch her

  

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131. "^^^hell and yes....."
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*LOL*...i was always wondering what he was even attracted to...

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138. "it was what she symbolized moreso than anything, no? n'm"
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n'm

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142. "wackness??"
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nah, i know he was going through that mid life crisis, and she represented youth, but her unattractive quotient was HIGH....

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169. "RE: wackness??"
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>nah, i know he was going through that mid life crisis, and
>she represented youth, but her unattractive quotient was
>HIGH....

I'm sayin. I'd much rather be poundin away on Annette Benning or just punchin the clown in the shower

  

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109. "I'M THE MUTHERFUCKING SNAKES"
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AND I'M STAYING OFF THAT MUTHERFUCKING PLANE.

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110. "I was wondering how long it would take for a SoaP reference"
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115. "RE: I was wondering how long it would take for a SoaP reference"
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Almost exactly 48 hours from when this thread first started.

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117. "ha! i was gonna make a reference last night but thought it was too soon ..."
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126. "Need I go over the 1st rule of SoaP club?"
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It's never 2 soon.

  

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111. "I'm Miss Sophia in the Color Purple"
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When Miss Millie lets me go visit my kids, but she can't get her shit together enough to drive herself home, I go outside and try to calm her down. When she settles down, I choke the life outta that bitch, and me, Harpo and my brothers bury the body deep in the woods and drive her car off a bridge and make it look like she had an accident. I spend the remainder of the holiday with my family, and it is, by far, the best christmas ever.

  

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163. "and you go RIGHT back to that same prison."
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Killin' a wealthy White woman? In the SOUTH? and EVERYBODY knew where she was going?

Dude. Your next 50 Christmases would've been spent eating canned meat in stripes.
With a ball and chain around your ankle.





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112. "Monsters Ball: I'm Billy Bob with Halle Berry"
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...I change nothing!

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114. "I'm Frank Vincent's character in Casino"
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While me and my boys are beating Pesci and his brother senseless with baseball bats, I yell out how this is for revenge for what he did to me in Goodfellas and Raging Bull.

  

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116. "I'm Forrest Gump"
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instead of taking some junkie floozy's word (who I slept with once) on how I'm this kid's father... I suggest a DNA test.

Maury: "Forrest... you are NOT the baby's father"

*points and laughs in jenny's face*

*crip walks on stage*

  

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132. "i don't know exactly why..."
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but this is HILLARIOUS to me....

poor jenny, STILL a loser...

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134. "RE: I'm Forrest Gump"
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Forrest: "I may not be a smart man, but I do know THAT KID AIN'T MINE! BEEYOTCH! STUPID BITCH..."

(yeah, I made a small "Spirit of Truth" reference. Do I get any extra credit?)

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118. "Im dude from The Omen..."
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I rape the nanny and then blow her brains out with a 357...then I make a potato gun and load all of those stakes into it and blast that little fuck into a million pieces....then I kill the president too.

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120. "i'm casper in "kids""
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when i'm at "the flophouse" gettin high and talking smack
i mush dude talking on the phone
grab it, an holla at rosario ("ruby")
jet on them n!ggas and go smash (3rd input included)
head home for some grub, sleep and air conditioning

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121. "I'm that black dude casper runs into on his skateboard"
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I accept Casper's apology

  

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151. "RE: I'm that black dude casper runs into on his skateboard"
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>I accept Casper's apology

I even buy him a hot dog and we laugh about the whole thing when I'm 50... and not killed by a bunch of skate punks.

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152. "I think "that black dude" had the last laugh"
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considering Casper is *officially* GHOST now

  

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166. "C'mon man. Dude is a vegtable at BEST."
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they beat the everloving FUCK outta him. WITH SKATEBOARDS. He's probably drooling in a wheelchair somewhere.

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122. "I'm that guy sitting at the bar in Casino"
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I thank Sam for giving me my pen back

  

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135. "RE: I'm that guy sitting at the bar in Casino"
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>I thank Sam for giving me my pen back

Then I move to Reno.

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127. "I Peter Parker in the 1st Spiderman"
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When Kirsten Dunce tells me that they told her she needed acting lessons, I say, "They aint lyin bitch"

  

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168. "Bullshit. you would've been mezmerized by those tits just like he was."
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170. "^^^unaware of my Dunce hatred..."
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...and the fact that I'll take a solid rump over some run of the mill funbags any day of the week.

  

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128. "I'm Alec Baldwin in State & Main"
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I take the lesser of 2 evils & fucks w/ Sarah Jessica Parker insteada Julia Stiles

  

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129. "I'm Alonzo in Training Day"
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When my stupid little snotty nosed kid lets an armed Ethan Hawke into my place, I kindly ask him if I can finish plowin Eva Mendes before our gun fight

Edit: If he doesnt oblige, I beg & plead & let him know that altho I'll be w/ her again in Out of Time, there's no sex scene in that script so I just gotta get my rocks off here dawg

  

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133. "I'm Turkish in Snatch"
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I bite the bullet and wait until after Gorgeous' fight is over before I send Tommy off to buy a caravan. That way, I never end up in Bricktop's pocket, I never have to deal with insane Pikers, I never get my money gaffled, and I never have to luck up and find a diamond in a dog's stomach.

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136. "RE: I'm Turkish in Snatch"
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>I bite the bullet and wait until after Gorgeous' fight is
>over before I send Tommy off to buy a caravan. That way, I
>never end up in Bricktop's pocket, I never have to deal with
>insane Pikers, I never get my money gaffled, and I never have
>to luck up and find a diamond in a dog's stomach.

Then we'd have no movie. I frown upon all this.

But if I'm Avi, I don't go to London... even if my "cousin" is a "big balled fuck".

--Maurice

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137. "I'm Young Bruce Wayne"
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I let Rachel slap me one time. When she comes for the second slap I chop her in the throat. Then I go home and eat some cookies.
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139. "RE: I'm Young Bruce Wayne"
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>I let Rachel slap me one time. When she comes for the second
>slap I chop her in the throat. Then I go home and eat some
>cookies.

Son... you mean them Fudge Stripe jumpoffs?

Grimey (yet tasty)

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140. "I'm Oldboy. I kill the fucker the first time I meet him in the room."
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Who cares why? Move on, dunny

  

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144. "i'm wynona ryder"
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and i do the entire community a favor and let christian slater blow up the school. not only do we get rid of a bunch of useless high school kids, but we have the greatest teen movie of all time. hands down. bar none.


  

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145. "I'm Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea"
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I let those crackers keep arguin' and go chill with LL Cool J's character and possibly save his bird.






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146. "naw, you punch the shark in the nose and it goes away."
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147. "RE: naw, you punch the shark in the nose and it goes away."
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lol

  

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172. "NEXT TIME BRING YO HAMMERHEAD MUTHAFUCKA!!!"
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148. "i'm tony montana"
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i don't kill the bomb man
that leads me to not becomin' deranged and shootin' my ace
hence i live
the end

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...©melle mel

  

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165. "either that or don't start getting high."
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and develop a weird "thing" for your sister.

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149. "I'm Vince and Jennifer in The Break Up. I NEVER START DATING."
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Seriously, that had to be the most unbelievable character couple ever: an ambitious modern woman dating a schlubby dude who wants nothing more than to sit on his ass and play video games.

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150. "that's my life though"
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the most unbelievable couple ever: an ambitious (and FLY) modern woman dating a schlubby dude who wants nothing more than to sit on his ass and play video games

  

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153. "But they had nothing in common. Not one thing in the world."
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173. "Paula Abdul & Skat cat done already told you. Opposites attract"
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154. "im batman. do some foul shit, and i kill you."
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thus sparing a lot of innocent lives and sparing myself a ton of grief in the long run.

  

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155. "I'm Kumar"
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i go back for my cell phone

  

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156. "I'm Derek Vinyard and i tell my dad he's a moron"
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i listen to my teacher, stay out of jail, keep my asshole cherry, and live a productive life without my little brother gettin murked

  

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175. "Actually..."
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>thus sparing a lot of innocent lives and sparing myself a ton
>of grief in the long run.

Well, then you're Punisher. Just don't move to Tampa but you do have to switch comic universes.

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157. "I'm Ben Affleks mom"
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and i decide to swallow on this particular night

  

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158. "I'm Jack from Titanic"
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i realize that i've already fucked rose, let her drown and keep that diamond.

  

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167. "Holla. AND I don't go back and try to get her to a lifeboat."
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I show that diamond to one of those lifebaot dudes, like:

"son, get me on one of those boats, and I got you once we get to dry land..."

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159. "I'm Ritchie Valens, and i stay afraid of flying"
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i bundle up as best as i can and deal with the cold for the night
i make some of the greatest and most influential music in history, and live a long, happy, and productive life with donna

  

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160. "i'm Jim in American Pie"
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i rub a few out before nadia comes over

even if i still fail, i get all the ugly, fat scrap pussy i can till she comes back and fuck the shit out of her when she returns in part two. i live happily after with a dime at my side, knowing full well i overachieved

  

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161. "I'm van wilder."
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i dont waste my time with the hard-to-get chick and enjoy the good pussy that throws itself at me on a constant basis

  

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162. "Like the financial aid lady?????"
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>i dont waste my time with the hard-to-get chick and enjoy the
>good pussy that throws itself at me on a constant basis

http://i.imgur.com/vPqCzVU.jpg

  

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171. "I'm Kenny in Half Baked"
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I don't feed all my food to a horse when me and my friends all have a serious case of the munchies.
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174. "I'm Mary in There's Something About Mary"
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I get back with Brett Favre cuz he's not a weird stalking tool who can't get over his high school crush.... plus he's rich as hell.

I then marry him... then I kill him and make it look like an accident, because I'm a Chicago Bears fan since childhood and live off his millions for the rest of my life.
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