I would give the title to the Part in Superman where he reverses time by flying really fast around Earth, cause that shit is wrong on so many levels
But Instead I'll have to go with that classic scene in Mighty Ducks 2 when Emilio takes his team to the mean streets of South Central LA to have his team learn new tactics from the tough inner city kids.
What the fuck was THAT!?!? I can only assume a white dude wrote that script, but couldn't he have done at least a LITTLE research?
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3. "Marlon Brando IS a Krptonian" In response to Reply # 1
but that time travel shit was pure dee garbage
Ok, let's pretend that spinning the earth backwards could really reverse time. I'm still pretty sure he would do more harm than good by doing such a thing
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19. "it could be argued he was just going faster than the speed of light" In response to Reply # 3
and was thus going back in time, and so it's not that he physically spins the earth backwards, but it was just a visual to illustrate the flow of time going backwards.
5. "Spider-Man 2 - The subway fight." In response to Reply # 0
I'm sorry but I can't remember the last time before that scene that I was literally at the edge of my seat gripping on the seat handles. ------------------- http://melanism.com
"I bet you stay up late every night dreaming you had a real man, don't you? Why don't you bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man!" --Clubber Lang from Rocky III
7. "Vivica Fox, that kid and the dog in Indepenence Day.." In response to Reply # 0 Wed Dec-07-05 11:23 AM by ronin soul
jumping out of the way of that huge explosion at the very last minute. Funny how those 3 made it out unscathed while EVERYBODY ELSE WAS BEING INCINERATED
oh yeah and uploading a virus onto the alien's ship using a Mac, who knew?
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"I bet you stay up late every night dreaming you had a real man, don't you? Why don't you bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man!" --Clubber Lang from Rocky III
Someone hired and trained planks of wood to recite dialogue for an entire film!!
Then they must have tracked down some old mad scientist special effects wizard and had him design and build animatronic robots for the two bad guy white boys. Nowhere on Earth are there two white males with that much rhythm.
Cops get a call right before they're about 2 check the trunk. How conveeeeenient!
Huge pet peeve. Someone's in a real pickle & you wonder if/how they'll get out of it but instead you get cheated w/ some corny ass simple shit like that. Out of Time had a ton of moments like this but handled them much better. It also had Eva Mendes.
The other unbelievable moment in this flick besides (as someone else pointed out earlier in another post) Cruise goin T2 up in da club, is when Cruise asks the jazz player where did Miles Davis learn 2 play & Foxx replies, "Music school!".
What was even more unbelievable was when the rest of the audience started laughing. Kurlyswirl I think I saw this w/ you so my apologies if you also found this funny but I think we both talked about it afterwards & I think we were both rolling our eyes @ that scene.
28. "RE: witchu on this..." In response to Reply # 21
>I almost like but at the same time can't stand "convenient" >moments like the ones you mentioned...
I dont get it
>and your rationalizing said "moments" in 'Out of Time' for the >mere casting of Eva Mendes is priceless...
Naw Mendes was a bonus. So was her outfit. But before I get off track again let me clearly state that I enjoyed the fact that Denzel had 2 think & work his way out of difficult situations time & time again. I didnt even like the movie that much but I kept watching it just 2 see how he would keep getting off the hook. I dont recall any scene where he didnt have 2 work 2 escape from getting busted. That scene in Colateral they just get lucky & its totally unbelievable. It's too easy & it cheats the audience.
by "convenient" moments is for example the one u mentioned about Collateral and the "coincidental" phone call before they found the body in the trunk....
It was one of the only times I can remember being MAD at a film maker. If it's a bad movie, I'll be like "yeah, you just aren't good at making movies" but at the end of 187 I was like "NO NO NO NO NO!!!! You had a good movie and you fucked it up!!!"
23. "bama flew a helicopter chained to a train into a train tunnel" In response to Reply # 0
AND, crazy dude flung himself from a helicopter explosion onto the back of speeding train
i wanted to urinate on the projector watching that boolshiite
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When Sam Jack gets it. I was like wtf this nigga is a Jedi Master of the highest level and he gonna go out on some ol lighting shit. Another thing was like wtf Anakin just turns like that in less than 5 minutes he's Vader? Get the fuck out of here with that.
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Where's the smoke, Ron Howard? Um, I don't what you were told, but the firemen I know in my life have all told me that you can't see in a fire, because of all the black smoke. In this movie there's tons of fire but no smoke.
37. "RE: didn't they drive over lava with a jeep in "Volcano"?" In response to Reply # 33
I believe that was Dante's Peak
Avy: Tyrion disrespects King Joffrey yet again
"If your life consists of NO drankin, NO drugs, NO loose booty, NO fatty foods, NO additives, NO preservatives, AND no waings.......then what the fuck you wanna live so long for, boring ass n****?" - Tay
41. "I always love the end of Total Recall with the expanding heads" In response to Reply # 0
then, in the span of 10 seconds, an entire atmosphere is created and Arnold and chick, whos eyes were totally out of their skulls not 2 seconds ago, are totally fine, talking, kissin, bout to fuck. Yeah...
>then, in the span of 10 seconds, an entire atmosphere is >created and Arnold and chick, whos eyes were totally out of >their skulls not 2 seconds ago, are totally fine, talking, >kissin, bout to fuck. Yeah...
And what about ol' boy that ended up out there a minute or two before them? If Arnold and the chick were fine, dude should've been up on his feet and ready to fight.
50. "RE: Most unbelievable shit you ever saw in a Movie" In response to Reply # 0
man u talking my language now
Matrix 2 carchase scene -twins are shooting the car up, leaving holes as big as fists in it, but no one in the caar, all 3 persons even has a scratch (made worse by the fact that the keymaker later dies by being shot through a door) marovingian castle Neo is fighting a bunch of generic bad guys.bad guys have weapons, Neo fights bare handed nea takes his time, punch, block kick yawn, neo stops a sword, sees that he's bleeding, takes up sword himself and THEN PROCEEDS TO HIT THEM WITH THE FLAT OF IT!!!!!
Again car chase scene Morpheus not only surviving, but winning a fight against an upgraded agent
Lord of the rings The fellowship is in the cave, a million orks surrounding them,and all of a sudden they run away.. we hear a sound and then a 5 minute discussion wich consists of the following -oh no -what -oh no it cant be -what -they couldnt have -gandallf what - it cant be and so on.. and then all of a sudden they get the brilliant idea that anything that could scareof a million orks might kind of be dangerous to them and then they run
more when i think of other crap movies that i try to forget
patience is a virtue,but heaven awaits those who prey
57. "Let's talk about The Warriors for a moment!" In response to Reply # 0
Okay, these dudes were suppposed to be hardened criminals! How come none of them got the big idea to steal a van or a truck and drive the fuck back to Coney Island? I know that most people can live their whole lives in NYC and not have to drive, much less have to learn, but these were hardened criminals! I know a few of them had to have boosted a car in their day.
And that lil final confrontation at the end! When Luther fired that gun with about seven muhfuckas standing behind Swan....... you mean to tell me that no one got hit?
And when he shot Cyrus! He fired a gun in the middle of that big ass crowd and no one saw him? That musta been the nigga, in MSG, pointing that pistol at Kells that night!
74. "Commando is the funniest movie ever made..." In response to Reply # 66
i swear, i hafta watch it a few times a month...and i am always rewinding shit 3 or 4 times...Anytime Sully is on the screen...and of course, the grossest gayest most amorphous blob bad guy Bennet..
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