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*JUMPS OFF SUPER LARGE DAM* |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 1
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The guy did a peter pan right off of this dam, right here!!! |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 2
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I wanna know why you're doing this to me... |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 3
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IT WAS A ONE ARMED MAN |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 4
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Somebody stay fuckin with Harrison Ford's wife. |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 5
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Return of the Jedi |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 7
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GIVE ME BACK MY SON!!!! |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 6
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I AM THE LASHT ONE!!!!! |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 8
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ALWAYS BET ON BLACK! |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 9
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SMILE, YOU SON OF A BITCH! |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 10
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YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT! |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 11
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I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!! |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 12
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I wish you weren't a liar. |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 28
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I CAN DO A HUNDRED PUSHUPS IN TWENTY MINUTES! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 45
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YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL! |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 13
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FRANKLY MY DEAR I DON'T GIVE A DAMN!!! |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 14
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YOU'RE THE MAN NOW, DOG!! |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 15
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SIXTY-NINE, DUDE! |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 16
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I ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR YA, SID! |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 17
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THERE ARE MUTHAFUCKIN SNAKES ON THIS MUTHAFUCKIN PLANE! |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 18
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A funny story about my uncle... |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 19
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hahahahaha |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 20
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post over. |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 22
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Will Smith said he had a great sense of humor. |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 29
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THAT IS AWESOME. |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 67
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niccceee |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 83
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GET OFF MY PLANE!!! |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 21
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how did I forget that one? |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 23
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GREAT SHOT KID! |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 24
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Never tell me the odds! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 48
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MENDOZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 25
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DOES HE LOOK, LIKE A BITCH |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 26
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HELLO BOYS...I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAACK |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 27
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ANSWER ME MOTHERFUCKER !!!! |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 30
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TINA BRING ME THE AXE!!!! |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 31
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YOU TRYIN TO HELP IKE???? |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 32
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EVERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYONEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 33
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MY GLASSES!!! |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 34
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YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY!?! YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS!?! |
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Jan 31st 2006 | 35
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yessssss (C) Marv Albert |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 43
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YIPPEE-KI-YAY MOTHERFUCKER! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 36
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KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 37
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STELLLLLLLLLLLA!!!!! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 38
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I AM AN EFF BEE EYE AGENT! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 39
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YOU'RE A LOUSY FUCKING SOFTBALL PLAYER, JACK! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 40
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GET HIM A BODYBAG,YEAH |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 41
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JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MAKE US SAPS!! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 42
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IT'S NOT A TUMAH! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 44
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WHY DOES PRIVATE PYLE HAVE A GUN?!? |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 46
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DO YOU LOVE THE DEVIL?!? |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 47
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BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING CAVEMAN!!! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 49
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SO TAKE YOUR FLUNKY AND DANGLE!!! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 50
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SAY WHAT AGAIN!! SAY IT MUHFUCKER!!! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 51
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GAME OVERRR, MAAAN! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 52
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You maybe haven't been keeping up on current events but... |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 77
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WOLVERIIIINES!!!!!!! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 53
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LILLIAN...CANNOT...USE...THE PHONE!!! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 54
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JERK STORE IS THE LINE. JERK STORE!!! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 55
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KOKO'S GETTIN' UPSET!! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 65
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KICK HIM IN THE NARDS! KICK HIM IN THE NARDS! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 56
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BITCHES, LEAVE |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 57
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*music cuts off* CAN YOU TEACH ME SOME MOVES?!!!!! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 58
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I GOTTA LEARN KARATE! NOOO, NOT AT THE Y, A GOOD SCHOOL! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 59
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I DONT KNOW WHY WERE YELLING |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 60
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Do you know what happens to a toad when its struck by lightning? |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 61
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Boo... |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 78
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RE: Boo... |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 120
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REGUUULLLATTORRRRRS! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 62
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FUCK YOU.....ya MORON!!! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 63
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THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD, NOT ME!!! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 64
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I WANT WHAT THEY WANT FOR OUR COUNTRY |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 68
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RE: I WANT WHAT THEY WANT FOR OUR COUNTRY |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 71
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YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 66
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GIT 2 DA CHOPAAAAAAH!!! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 69
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 70
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CHENNY!!! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 72
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AW, HECKY NAW! (c) Snakes on a Plane comic |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 73
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YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 74
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...AND IT WASN'T JACK THE RIPPER (splashes water on face) IT WAS A SHARK... |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 75
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STOP POINTING THAT GUN AT MY DAD!!!! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 76
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THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKIN ME THIRSTY!! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 79
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LOUD NOISES!!! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 80
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AND SHOUTING!!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 84
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YOU'RE SAYING THE FBI IS GOING TO PAY ME TO LEARN HOW TO SURF?!!? |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 81
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YOU GOTTA GO DOWN, MAN!!! |
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Feb 01st 2006 | 82
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HE'S NOT COMING BACK... |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 90
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RE |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 85
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THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 86
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NOW GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKIN SHINE BOX! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 87
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MOTHERFUCKER!!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 137
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SIT YO 5 DOLLAR ASS DOWN 'FORE I MAKE CHANGE! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 88
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GIMMETHEFUCKINKEYSYOUCOCKSUCKAMUTHAFUCKA AAAAAAAAH! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 89
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My Name izz not Howzah, I'm Quayde. I'm trying to get to Mahhz!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 91
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DON'T YOU EVER, IN YOUR LIFE, |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 92
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You better be careful, Quick!! You fuckin' with a heavyweight!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 93
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I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 94
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I'M NOT GONNA SHOOT YOU BETWEEN THE EYES MATRIX.. |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 95
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THEY SHOT CORNBREAD! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 96
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I AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 97
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THIS IS A NIGHT FOR AMERICAAAAAANS!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 98
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SEYMORE PETTIGREW...COME OUT |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 99
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I GOT THESE CHEESEBURGERS MAN... |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 100
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damn man you on fire , lol |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 101
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PLEASE MAN? |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 102
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FAGGOT SHIT! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 103
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D-FENS! |
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Feb 04th 2006 | 190
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GIMME ALL YOU GOT!!! GIMME ALL YOU GOT!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 104
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DON'T WASTE MY MOTHERFUCKING TIME! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 109
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SHOMER FUCKIN SHABBOS! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 105
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WAAAAAARRRIOOOOOOOOOOOORSSSSS |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 106
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SAY HELLO........... TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!!!!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 107
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SO SAY GOODBYE 2 DA BAD GUY!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 126
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YOU SUCKED 38 DICKS? |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 108
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Not the line |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 142
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THIRTY-SEVEN!!!! |
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Feb 04th 2006 | 189
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I'M GOING TO KICK BISON'S ASS SO HART |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 110
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NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 111
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HULK HOGAN, WE COMIN FOR YOU N***A |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 112
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BLACK RAGE!! BLACK RAGE!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 113
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IF YOU LOVE ME YOU WILL LET ME EAT YOUR BRAINS!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 114
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SOYLENT GREEN.........IT'S PEOPLE!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 115
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HEY YOU GUUUUUUUUUUUUYS |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 116
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rise Vader...NOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 117
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STELLA...HEY STELLA!!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 118
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THROW THE DAMN TOWEL ROCKY.. THROW THE TOWEL! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 119
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SHUT THAT CUNT'S MOUTH |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 121
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WHAT'S THAT SMELL? |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 122
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THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 123
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AHM GUNNA BE A MOMMY!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 124
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IT'S TERRIBLE, SHE HAS BEAUTIFUL EYES AND HER HAIR |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 125
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DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO PUT A BLOCK ON THE DAMM PHONE? |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 127
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DONT I KEEP THE LIGHTS ON????? |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 128
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WHAT'S THE MATTA WIT JU PAC MAN? LOOOOK AT ME PAC MAN! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 129
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THAT'S NOT YOUR MOTHER...IT'S A MAN BABY |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 130
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NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 131
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oh damn you took it there! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 133
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CHARLIE M? YOU MADE ME POP YOUR EYE OUT OVER |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 132
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THEY'RE ALL...PERFECT |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 134
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THE MACHINE? THE MACHINE? OH FUCK THE MACHINE!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 135
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You're here 2 help us. Not...FUCK US UP!!! |
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Feb 03rd 2006 | 183
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You see this watch? You see this watch? |
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Feb 04th 2006 | 191
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IF I CAN CHANGE...AND THEN YOUSE CAN CHANGE THEN EVERYBODY CAN CHANGE |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 136
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SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR BIG ASS BISCUIT |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 138
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EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 139
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IM A MUSHROOM CLOUD LAYIN MOTHERFUCKER MOTHERFUCKER |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 140
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RESPECT THE COCK.. AND TAME THE CUNT! TAME IT! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 141
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KARLOFF?! FUCK YOU!!! THAT LIMEY COCKSUCKER........ |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 143
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THROW ME THE VISKEY! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 147
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PULL DE STRING!!! PULL DE STRING!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 158
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YEAH, ME AND FUCKIN SCREECH |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 144
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RICKY BABY, YOUR TEST SCORES! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 145
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get killed walkin your DOGGIE! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 146
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GET HIM OUTTA HERE FREDDIE!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 148
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D! MOTHERFUCKER, D!! LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH FIRST!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 149
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PINCHE WHITE BITCH, GIVE ME SOME CHON CHON! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 150
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YOU ARE DISTURBING ME! YOU ARE DISTURBING MY CUSTOMERS! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 151
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ALWAYS PUT ONE IN THE BRAIN!!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 152
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GIVE HIM A PENNY BOYS!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 162
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I'M SICK 'A DA HIGH HAT! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 164
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LOOK INTO YOUR HEART!!! |
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Feb 03rd 2006 | 177
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TODD'S GOT THE DRUGS! TODD'S GOT THE DRUGS |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 153
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STOP FEEDING OFF OF ME!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 154
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FORGET ABOUT THE FUCKING TOE |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 155
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ABRACADABRA! ABRACADABRA! *talks into collar* |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 156
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I'M NOT GONNA HURT YA...I'M JUST GONNA BASH YOUR BRAINS IN |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 157
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YOU BIG DUMMY |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 159
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ADRIAAAANNNN!!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 160
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YOU ARE SO MONEY |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 161
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YOU'RE ALL GROWNS UP! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 165
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THIS PLACE IS DEAD ANYWAY |
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Feb 03rd 2006 | 178
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JUST BECAUSE WE'RE BEREAVED DOESN'T MAKE US SAPS!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 163
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WHAT CHU SAY ABOUT MY MOMMA!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 166
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YOU TOO CLOSE!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 167
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IM A STAR, IM A STAR, IM A BIG BRIGHT SHINING STAR |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 168
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WHO IS DA MASTER????!!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 169
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SHO NUF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Feb 03rd 2006 | 186
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fuck YOU Ahhsshole! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 170
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FIDGIT is DEAD RANDALL! FIDGIT IS......DEAD!!!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 171
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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!! |
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Feb 02nd 2006 | 172
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BUT I WAS GOING TO TOSHI STATION TO PICK UP SOME POWER CONVERTERS! |
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Feb 03rd 2006 | 173
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IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH BUSINESS!!! |
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Feb 03rd 2006 | 174
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UP AND AT THEM! |
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Feb 03rd 2006 | 175
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YOU'RE THE BEST...AROUND...NO ONE'S EVER GONNA KEEP YOU DOWN |
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Feb 03rd 2006 | 176
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I'M A MAN!!! |
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Feb 03rd 2006 | 179
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GET YO HAND OUT MY POCKET!!! |
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Feb 03rd 2006 | 180
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I AM an ASSHOLE!!! |
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Feb 03rd 2006 | 181
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I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER!! |
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Feb 03rd 2006 | 182
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NICE FUCKIN' MODEL!!!! ***grabs crotch*** |
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Feb 03rd 2006 | 184
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WILL EVERYONE STOP GETTING SHOT! |
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Feb 03rd 2006 | 185
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IM A PONY! IM A PONY! |
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Feb 03rd 2006 | 187
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IM A PONY! IM A PONY! |
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Feb 03rd 2006 | 188
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CAN YOUUU DIGG ITTT!??!?!?! |
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Feb 04th 2006 | 192
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AND I'M BLACK Y'ALL, AN I'M BLACK Y'ALL |
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Feb 04th 2006 | 193
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GIVESS US FREE !!!! |
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Feb 04th 2006 | 194
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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!!! |
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Feb 04th 2006 | 195
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO COKE!!! |
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Feb 04th 2006 | 196
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IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!!!!! |
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Feb 04th 2006 | 197
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CAUSE YOU STOLE MY CARPET CLEANING VAN... |
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Feb 04th 2006 | 198
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PARK IT YOURSELF, METALLICA BREATH |
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Feb 04th 2006 | 199
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PISS ON THIS FUCKIN' TURD!!! |
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Feb 04th 2006 | 200
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YOU TOOK THE FUCKING JAM OUT OF MY DONUT TOMMY |
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Feb 04th 2006 | 201
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SAY "WHAT" AGAIN... I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU, |
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Feb 04th 2006 | 202
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YOU GO GET HIS BUSY BEEE!!!!! |
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Feb 05th 2006 | 203
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DO NOT...SEEK...THE TREASURE!!! |
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Feb 05th 2006 | 204
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HE'LL SEE EVERYTHING...HE'LL SEE THE BIG BOARD!!! |
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Feb 05th 2006 | 205
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YOU PEOPLE VOTED FOR HUBERT HUMPHREY..... |
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Feb 05th 2006 | 206
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SUZANNE SOMERS...THIS IS MY BAD SIDE!!!! |
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Feb 05th 2006 | 207
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DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME!!!! |
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Feb 05th 2006 | 208
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IT WAS NOTHING LIKE THAT, PENIS-BREATH!!!!! |
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Feb 05th 2006 | 209
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