I don't think I've ever found an online "test" interesting before, but this one got me. Kind of funny in application, and pretty fascinating in result. My buddy, who runs a great comedy analysis blog at http://www.dead-frog.com, sent it along.

It's called the 3-Variable Funny Test.

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17565214125862764376

Post up what your results are, I'm curious to see what people get. I will reveal my scores, but not yet... not yet.

-
Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
A public radio show about things that are awesome.
http://www.maximumfun.org
"This is the kind of show people listen to in a more perfect world." - McSweeney's

your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

It told me what I want to hear, so I guess I'll say its a fine test.

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I check for: Serengeti, Zeroh, Open Mike Eagle, Jeremiah Jae, Moka Only.

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"This (and every, actually) conversation needs more Chesterton and less Mike Francesa." - Walleye

Gives me this write-up:


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.


It then recommended the British Office to me, which I've seen and think is very funny. Considering that I've recently been meaning to push myself to start writing and collecting jokes and comedy, I'd have to say that it holds up pretty well.

57% dark, 42% spontaneous, 15% vulgar

your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 59% on darkness
You scored higher than 40% on spontaneity
You scored higher than 4% on vulgarity



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<-------------- You need to be watching this show.

kurly's Super-Duper Awesome™ DVD Collection:
http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?cat=1&id=kurlyswirl

I be Scrobblin': http://www.last.fm/user/TasteeTreat

ks, we got similar results.

the Cutting Edge

(57% dark, 53% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)
your humor style:

CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK
Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

I can't believe you remembered that. :-)

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<-------------- You need to be watching this show.

kurly's Super-Duper Awesome™ DVD Collection:
http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.html?cat=1&id=kurlyswirl

I be Scrobblin': http://www.last.fm/user/TasteeTreat

I don't watch letterman, I'm at work when he's on most of the time.

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life.

57% dark
30% spontaneous
21% vulgar

CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

...lowbrow toilet humor, regardless of this test.

38% for spontaneous, otherwise the same

sic transit gloria. glory fades. I'm Max Fischer.

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Bullseye with Jesse Thorn
A public radio show about things that are awesome.
http://www.maximumfun.org
"This is the kind of show people listen to in a more perfect world." - McSweeney's

So I'm not sweating it either

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Photo zine(some images NSFW): http://bit.ly/USaSPhoto

"This (and every, actually) conversation needs more Chesterton and less Mike Francesa." - Walleye

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=4TztqYaemt0
http://preptimeposse.blogspot.com/

...R people still quoting this film? Let's throw out some Godfather lines while we're at it.

but I can't go with it, since it's your sig.

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Photo zine(some images NSFW): http://bit.ly/USaSPhoto

"This (and every, actually) conversation needs more Chesterton and less Mike Francesa." - Walleye

the Cutting Edge

(66% dark, 42% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 83% on darkness

You scored higher than 40% on spontaneity

You scored higher than 12% on vulgarity

84% darkness
60% spontaneity
47% vulgarity

yet my whole life revolves around cereal and superman... it's quite ironic.

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"Your nerd jokes mean nothing to me. I gotta go keep it real."

- Riley Escobar

the Wit
(52% dark, 26% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

the Prankster
(28% dark, 38% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT


Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher


My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 6% on darkness


You scored higher than 28% on spontaneity


You scored higher than 22% on vulgarity

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i agree except Ashton Tucker is presumably an idiot (did they not read the bit where I said i hated Jackass). And I haven't seen all the programs/films they mentioned

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Why do you choose to mimic these wack MCs?
Why do you choose to listen to R&B?

"There are obviously many things which we do not understand, and may never be able to." Leela

*puts emceeing in a box*

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

66% dark, which is surprising
30% spontaneous
36% vulgar, which is also surprising

Somehow, though, that adds up to 132%, which I find kind of funny...

the Shock Jock

(61% dark, 46% spontaneous, 57% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr



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the Cutting Edge
(57% dark, 42% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi





¤ HATE IS BAGGAGE. ¤

http://www.myspace.com/DawgEatah

DROkayplayer™: "On the low, I know I'm murderin' my braincells." © Mash Comp
DUNNT™: It's Barry Maniflow, and, Man, I flow.

the Prankster

(33% dark, 34% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT


Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher

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Gang Starr / Nujabes blend - https://youtu.be/lsci1vu6ick
DOOM Tribute - https://youtu.be/qmBQ2BDefKM
Donut of the Heart cover in Javascript - https://youtu.be/afLc2CkC8lk

suck my cock,cunt.

for your jasper needs
http://www.myspace.com/jasperredd

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"to turn on the television and see ron artest punching white people in the stands blew my mind...becuz i thought the revolution wasn't gonna be televised!"

-chris rock

76% dark, 26% spontaneous, 31% vulgar

which doesn't add up at all.

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

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bamf.

My movies: http://russellhainline.com
My movie reviews: https://letterboxd.com/RussellHFilm/
My beer TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thebeertravelguide

I ain't no Ham!

hams don't pull hoes.

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=4TztqYaemt0
http://preptimeposse.blogspot.com/

(66% dark, 11% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)

I'm sure these results vary greatly depending on my mood. But overall it seems pretty much on point. The 'funniest subtance' and 'euphamism for defecating' questions could have gone a number of ways. Everything else was pretty cut and dry though.

I'm sure it has alot to do with this though:
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail013.jpg

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=4TztqYaemt0
http://preptimeposse.blogspot.com/

But I think I just like how it sounds, more so than the actual substance. In any case, I deliberated over that question for way too long.

But I went with shit, regardless

I picked "ink, when used right" though, thinking of the Seinfeld episode with the faux Hitler mustache. But if it had been labeled "poop" it would've been no contest.

Poop is the shit.

But even when poop is just shit, I still think it's funnier than blood. Blood works pretty well in a specific situation (see Dr.No's link above) but ultimately it has no range. Shit is a lot more versatile.

Ink can be good too, but I felt like they were stacking the deck with adding "when used in the right way". Am I to assume that the shit option is being used in the 'wrong' way?

Yet for some reason I clicked "Laughing Gas". I guess I panicked.

to a point of unrivaled supremacy.

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=4TztqYaemt0
http://preptimeposse.blogspot.com/

Poop continues to raise the bar

I will venture to say there are no funny poop jokes. None.

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=4TztqYaemt0
http://preptimeposse.blogspot.com/

I don't think there's anything funnier than a Cleveland Steamer.

Looking back, I'm not sure I made the best choice.

I clicked the first one, something about tossing a wild deuce into a pot. I liked it because I had never heard it before.

But the one that made me really chuckle was the "squeeze a turd out of my butthole" option. I could just picture some guy excusing himself at a bar, leaning over to his friends and saying "Hey I gotta go squeeze a turd out of my butthole...*if you know what I mean*" Possibly while making finger quotes.

>But the one that made me really chuckle was the "squeeze a
>turd out of my butthole" option. I could just picture some guy
>excusing himself at a bar, leaning over to his friends and
>saying "Hey I gotta go squeeze a turd out of my butthole...*if
>you know what I mean*" Possibly while making finger quotes.

http://www.docweasel.com/members/05/tv/03/3308saladays.html

Sounds like a fine wine...

(71% dark, 34% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais



RED
http://arrena.blogspot.com

98% dark,10% vulgar

That's bullshit mufucka
____________________
www.myspace.com/chamilton

Michael: George Michael, I’m sure that Egg is a very nice person. I just don’t want you spending all your money...

George Michael: Ann.

Michael: ... getting her all glittered up for Easter, you know?

73% darkness
13% spontaneous
12% vulgarity

So....what do I win?

peace,
murph

the Ham

(42% dark, 50% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world.

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<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
-Kobe speaking to investigators

L D E A

your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi


Good test, got me pretty good.

_________________
"Do these hide my thunder?"
-Tobias Funke

nm

we could like totes be friends or something

Wizards PURE ENERGY

"Sometimes a little Southeast comes out in me, just a little." -Easy J

*"Two thirds of the world are covered by water, the rest is covered by Smoot."*

(52% dark, 38% spontaneous, 10% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

the Cutting Edge

(61% dark, 46% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi


You scored higher than 73% on darkness

You scored higher than 51% on spontaneity

You scored higher than 37% on vulgarity



I'm not over-the-top at all and I find nothing funny about a very, very fat person dancing. I'm also a bit surprised I score that high on vulgar. Who knew?

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Checkin' Our Style, Return To Zero:

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your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

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My Texture is the best Fur:

www.DjFarenheit.com

and this is my first sig EVER:

"Yep, Stuff was stretched out like a research monkey on the floor."

I mean not really. I didn't laugh at the drunk dude, but I laughed my ass off at the cartoon. And I don't like Johnny Knoxville or Jimmy Kimmel.

the Idiot Savant
(42% dark, 50% spontaneous, 47% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel



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"Other than telling us how to live, think, marry, pray, vote, invest, educate our children and, now, die, I think the Republicans have done a fine job of getting government out of our personal lives." - from the Portland Oregonian

>I mean not really. I didn't laugh at the drunk dude, but I
>laughed my ass off at the cartoon. And I don't like Johnny
>Knoxville or Jimmy Kimmel.

Those were my exact sentiments.

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-sans sig

Interesting... I mean, I'm never one to shy away from a dead celebrity joke, but I was hoping I'd be more cutting edge. Oh well, I'm cool with base humor.


the Shock Jock
(57% dark, 50% spontaneous, 47% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

I agree with the explanation except for the part about pulling pranks on people. I hate doing it, but I don't really mind seeing it.

(61% dark, 19% spontaneous, 21% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You scored higher than 76% on darkness
You scored higher than 1% on spontaneity
You scored higher than 12% on vulgarity

lucky me...i have learned so much about myself

"Hypocrisy is the ultimate form of intellectual freedom." - Walleye

the Provacateur
(61% dark, 34% spontaneous, 47% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK


You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.

Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin

R.I.P. Loud But Wrong Guy
Dec 29th 2009 - Dec 17th 2017

(42% dark, 26% spontaneous, 15% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT

I'll fight any Shock Jock to the death!

(71% dark, 30% spontaneous, 10% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 92% on darkness
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You scored higher than 12% on spontaneity
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You scored higher than 1% on vulgarity

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clean/spontaneous/dark

59% dark
95% spontaneous
46% vulgar

I was torn on the Kitty pics



Things that make for good hiphop:
Crack cocaine
Money
Ronald Reagan
al-Qaeda

Things that make for bad hiphop:
Bill Clinton
Peace
Chiseled male bodies
(C) ?uestlove

(61% dark, 57% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

(71% dark, 34% spontaneous, 10% vulgar)
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais









<----- The new cure for what ails you.

You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel

can't say it's on point though...

VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel

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(66% dark, 34% spontaneous, 10% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel


<<<It says I like Vulgar humor yet I hate fart, piss and shit jokes. I'm sure it says that because I picked South Park as the show I liked best. But I like it despite the toilet humor not because of it.
I have no real feelings about Johnny Knoxville and hate Jimmy Kimmel.
Go figure>>>

i've been meaning to, but never got around to it

anyway, this is me

the Wit

(66% dark, 30% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais

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