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 Don't mess with a bull young man, you'll get the horns |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 1
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| You two donkey dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 2
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| Sooo that's how it is in their family |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 3
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| Obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 4
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| Those aren't pillows! |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 5
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| I've never bagged a babe..... i'm not a stud |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 6
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| That man is a brownie hound. |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 7
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| Something D-O-O economics. Voodo economics |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 8
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| My wife likes me. My customers like me. |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 9
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| I expected a little more from a varsity letterman |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 10
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| You know - things, life, whatnot. |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 11
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| Didnt you notice on the plane when you were talking, eventually... |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 12
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| JAKE'S MY BOY!!!!!! |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 13
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| Merry Christmas! Shitter was full! |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 14
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| yeah...that's what I thought. you're a gutless turd. |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 15
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| What can I say Dino? She's into Malakas... |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 16
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| she lives in canada. i met her at niagra falls. you woulnd't know her |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 17
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| I'm Buck Melanoma. |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 18
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| Look what you did, you little jerk. |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 19
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| He won't you know...he doesn't stand for baloney... |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 20
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| They think he's a righteous dude. |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 21
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| Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place. |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 22
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| You're the gourmet around here, Eddie. |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 23
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| Aaaabe Frohman? The Sausage King of Chicago? |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 24
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| You should see the toast. I couldn't even get it through the door. |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 25
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| this isn't bullshit, this is a persian missle chip |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 26
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| Silver tuna tonight. |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 27
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| Well you don't spell it, son, you eat it. |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 28
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| You know what a hatchet is, don't you, Bug? |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 29
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| Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe? |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 30
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| Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is. |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 31
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| I'm kinda like the leader. Kinda like the king of the dipshits. |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 32
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| Too bad Acey ain't in charge no more |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 33
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 I came in this post to say this. |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 39
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| The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls. |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 34
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| You're old and out of shape Al...I'll kick your Arse... |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 35
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| This is my house, I have to defend it. |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 36
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| Broke more than your heart... |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 37
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| no, i don't wear tights. i wear the required uniform |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 38
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| The door's way too heavy sir |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 40
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| ni...nice manners babe! |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 41
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| Dong is about your age sam. You two should have alot to chat about |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 42
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| How bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray? |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 43
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| You can't even take a shower, with a beautiful woman |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 44
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| Don't think twice. It's understanding that makes it possible |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 45
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| I can't believe it. They fucking forgot my birthday. |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 46
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| Ohhh, sexy girlfriend!!! |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 47
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| You can't respect someone who kisses your ass. It just doesn't work. |
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Aug 06th 2009 | 48
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| I'm being honest, asshole. I would expect you to know the difference |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 49
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| what's this boy talkin' bout on the telephone man? |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 50
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| Every damn NIGHT? |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 94
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| Show Dick some respect |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 51
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| Fred... she's gotten her boobies |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 52
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| Grab some would there bub |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 53
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| You can start by wiping that fucking dumb ass smile off your rosey |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 54
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| Forgot my pencil. |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 55
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| Hey how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up... |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 56
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| Do you have a kiss for daddy? |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 57
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| Hey, Smoke Up Johnny |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 58
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| your dad work here? |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 59
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| oh and wouldn't that be a bite.... missin a whooole wresslin meet |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 60
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| You can't go around hitting people with your Rex Harrison hat |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 61
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| Chet! my name is Chet! and I didnt think it was a whales dick honey |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 62
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| I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people. |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 63
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| Shit, I hope he doesn't die. I can't handle summer school. |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 64
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| I'm not really a farmer. I'm a freshman |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 65
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| That's alright son, you can do it, on the boat. Geeeeeeee |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 66
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| I was insane for this crazy little 8th grade bitch!! |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 67
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| I WANNA BE AN AIRBOURNE RANGER!!! |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 68
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| CLaires a fat girls name. |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 69
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| Is this toothbrush approved by the American Dental Association? |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 70
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| Cameron's wound so tight if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 71
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| Face it, you're a neo-maxi zoom dweebie |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 72
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| You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile... |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 73
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| I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 120
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| le jeux sont fais. Translation: the jig is up...your ass is MINE!! |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 74
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| yep...this puppy's nuclear all right! |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 75
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| I've never seen a man picked up by his testicles before |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 76
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| Keep the change...ya filthy animal! |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 77
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| Anything bigger than a palmful and you're risking a sprained thumb |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 78
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| They could be fascist anarchists, |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 79
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| I asked for a car, I got a computer. |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 80
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| Gummi bear? It's been in my pocket; they're real warm and soft. |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 81
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| Fresh breath is a priority of my life. |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 82
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| You're upset because Julie's marrying an oily bo-hunk. Am I right? |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 83
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| Nine times. Nine times? Nine. Times. |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 84
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| Hernia! |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 85
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| If there is a heaven, J Hughes is looking at this post smiling. |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 86
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| He pukes, you die |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 87
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| Why don't you shut up, bitch? |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 88
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| I could lose my job as a teacher |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 89
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| *belches* Mother Cabrini? You never touch the stuff? *belches* |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 90
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| You have a lovely home... |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 91
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| *sings in shower* I recalllll/Central Park in fallllll/How you tore your |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 92
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| a woman in a hat, it's SO vogue |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 93
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| Blane? His name is Blane? That's a major appliance, that's not a name. |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 95
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| That's a pretty stupid thing to do during flu season. |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 96
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| Take this quarter, go downtown... |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 97
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| I don't have to take this shit from you. You know who I am? |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 98
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| I heard that you were feeling ill |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 99
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| HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A LICENSE, LISA!!!!! |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 100
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| Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state? |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 101
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| An accident? An accident? Do you realize it's snowing in my room goddamm... |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 102
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| Number one, if I'm going to geting busted... |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 103
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| you're an idiot anyway, but if you say you get along with your parents..... |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 104
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| and...Mo-lay really pumps my nads |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 105
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| floppy discs are pretty expensive...and i made a bet with my friends |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 106
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| god did not put me on this earth to be awakened by filthy suggestions |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 107
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| Calvins in a ball on the back seat, past eleven on a school night |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 108
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| you make book on that missy |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 109
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| I mean there are other children in my club |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 110
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| you two were the ones who got beat up at the homecoming game right? |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 111
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| Automobiiiiiiiile? |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 112
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| if you say ferris bueller, you lose a testicle |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 113
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| Oh, you know him? |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 119
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| Tell you what. You bend over, and i'll shove it straight up yo ass |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 114
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| on the rocks is fine |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 115
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| What year are you? "Freshman" Gimme a buck |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 116
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| Grandparents forgetting a birthday? They live for that shit |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 117
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| Hey, homeboy, go close that door. We'll get the prom queen.. impregnated... |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 118
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| Wood's expensive. Words are cheap. |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 121
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| That's it. I want out of this family. |
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Aug 07th 2009 | 122
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| i got the rep in sixth grade and it like, stuck with me. |
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Aug 08th 2009 | 123
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| I don't know why they call this stuff hambuger helper. it does just fine... |
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Aug 08th 2009 | 124
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| I think you're all fucked in the head. |
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Aug 10th 2009 | 125
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