Yeah, yeah, yeah...a bunch of y'all cats, including my so-called comrades got some big laughs from bigpo's post right here:

http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=8&topic_id=1577598&mesg_id=1577598&page=3

What bigpo fails to realize is that my memory is as long as Interstate 95 too...

I know Laker fans (and probably a lot of okayLaker haters) remember Sunday June 14th, 2009. It was the day the Lakers won their 15th NBA championship beating the Orlando Magic in 5 games. I will admit, bigpo is the biggest Laker fan I've ever seen. He may be a bigger Laker fan than he is a Cowboy fan. NOBODY was happier when L.A. won than bigpo: not Jerry Buss, not Phil Jackson, not Magic, Kareem, James Worthy, Jamaal Wilkes, Kurt Rambis, Norm Nixon or the ghost of George Mikan. bigpo was happier than Kobe Bryant's mama. When Kobe got presented the Finals MVP trophy, bigpo stood up with TEARS STREAMING DOWN HIS FACE and pointed at Kobe on TV with both hands and was talking to Kobe like Kobe was in his living room, talking about "You did it my ni**a...you finally did it! You finally got that Shaq monkey off yo' back my ni**a! I KNEW you could do it my ni**a! Don't you be caring 'bout what jealous ni**as say about you...you the best...you done PROVED IT ni**a...ain't nobody EVER been able to hold you...not A.I., not Vince, not TMac, not Wade, not LeBron...you the best my ni**a, YOU THE BEST!" Then this cat bigpo crumpled down on his couch, buried his face in his hands and sobbed tears of joy.

But ^^^this^^^ ain't the tale I'm here to tell. I'm here to inform you of this hardcore Laker fan's behavior a few days later. Fast forward to mid-afternoon of June 16th, 2009. The place is Orlando International Airport. My family and I are waiting on bigpo and his family's flight to land so we can begin our 8-day Disney World vacation. (bigpo and I rarely fly together going to the same destination) This fool bigpo gets off the plane IN ORLANDO in FULL LAKER GEAR: Sasha Vujacic jersey, Laker tear-away sweats, Kobe Nikes with "bigpo" monogrammed on the side, a gold Laker head band...this fool looked something like this:

http://lakers.topbuzz.com/gallery/d/25033-2/Laker+fan+is+painted+up+and+holds+up+a+foam+finger.jpg

Anyway, we get the rental van, and on the way to the hotel we were staying we decided to get something to eat. We went to a pizza spot called American Pie, or something like that. We go in, order, get our drinks and go sit down. Low and behold, who do we see sitting down about eating about 2-3 tables away with a lady and a little boy? Jameer Nelson. bigpo gets up from our table, and as he's walking toward Jameer, he yells out "JAMEER! MY DAWG! I been a fan of yours since St. Joseph's! You was ballin' out of control! I was shocked than a mug when you came back for your sophomore and junior seasons...I KNEW you was going pro after your freshman season! Ni**a, the way you and Delonte west was hoopin? Lottery, ni**a, LOTTERY!"

Now Jameer is being gracious, saying "thanks" and whatnot, but looking at bigpo half-crazy and salty at this cat that's rolled up on him in full Laker regalia. Then 'po grabs a chair, and SITS DOWN AT THE TABLE with Jameer, the lady and the little boy, and uninvited, commences to talking basketball with Jameer, on some "Dawg...dawg...I mean it's obvious I'm a Laker fan, y'know, but I done ALWAYS liked your game...you don't have no idea how RELIEVED I was that you wasn't healthy for this series! I was having NIGHTMARES that you was gon get healthy for the finals and give Fisher THE BUSINESS!"

Jameer Nelson almost choked on his pizza. He was looking like "What the...I KNOW this fool didn't just tell me he was 'relieved' that I was injured?!?!?"

bigpo KEPT ON running his mouth: "Quiet as kept ni**a, QUIET AS KEPT, I LOVE Fish to death, that ni**a gon always have a place in my heart for what he done for the Laker legacy...but we gots to be realistic, Fish gettin' a little long in the tooth...WHAT YOU NEED TO DO is holla at your agent and see what he can do to get you in that purple and gold!"

I could tell he was getting on Jameer's nerves bad at this point, so I said "Yo man, I think the food might be ready..." and then I saw bigpo grab Jameer's glass and start walking toward the soda fountain. I was like "Man, what are you doing?" bigpo looked at me like a I was stupid and said "Ni**a, what it look like? I'M GETTING JAMEER SOME MO' ROOT BEER!"

This sycophant FINALLY came to sit down with us, and when Jameer walked by to leave bigpo said "Yo, one mo' thang dawg...where you be getting yo' BEARD SHAPED UP AT? That joint tight than a mug...no homo, but you bringin sexy back with that, REAL TALK."

bigpo's sons were so shocked at their daddy's behavior, they both were looking like this:

http://goinglocoinyokohama.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/buckwheat-poster-card-c10230417.jpeg

Fam, the whole scene was beyond pathetic...but wait, there's more to come.

"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

hey, kobe winning it in 09 was an emotional day

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(LOL)

"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

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"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

"MY FOOD FOR THOUGHT SO HOT IT GIVE YOU DUDES ULCERS."
JAY Z

golly thats gully

me I was going to drop these "act rights" on him...

(LOL)

"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

or compliment his beard. It was an odom jersey, but I wont deny sports cry. LOL

"MY FOOD FOR THOUGHT SO HOT IT GIVE YOU DUDES ULCERS."
JAY Z

I know is you went and got it like these two dudes in the beginning of this Boondocks's clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdp0cIU90L8

"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

"MY FOOD FOR THOUGHT SO HOT IT GIVE YOU DUDES ULCERS."
JAY Z

wow.

Mbenga jersey is more respectable. I only see cornballs and females sporting Sasha jeresys around LA.

to each his own i guess...

"MY FOOD FOR THOUGHT SO HOT IT GIVE YOU DUDES ULCERS."
JAY Z

"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

>and then I saw bigpo grab Jameer's glass and start walking
>toward the soda fountain. I was like "Man, what are you
>doing?" bigpo looked at me like a I was stupid and said
>"Ni**a, what it look like? I'M GETTING JAMEER SOME MO' ROOT
>BEER!"
>
>This sycophant FINALLY came to sit down with us, and when
>Jameer walked by to leave bigpo said "Yo, one mo' thang
>dawg...where you be getting yo' BEARD SHAPED UP AT? That
>joint tight than a mug...no homo, but you bringin sexy back
>with that, REAL TALK."

But hey if this is actual factual then good shit dishin the dirt back & tryin to get even. He still got you beat with that 1st story tho.

(LOL)

"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

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"you gotta be real white to hate on a nxgga for eating." (c) okp infin8

true.

"MY FOOD FOR THOUGHT SO HOT IT GIVE YOU DUDES ULCERS."
JAY Z

"Yo, one mo' thang dawg...where you be getting yo' BEARD SHAPED UP AT? That joint tight than a mug...no homo, but you bringin sexy back with that, REAL TALK."

^^^sounds suspect, like you turned your brother into this classic spm post http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=8&topic_id=1236658&mesg_id=1236658&listing_type=search on some poetic license shit.

Carry on tho because I most certainly am entertained.

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You got one heck of a memory fam...shhh

(LOL)

"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

bigpo. Forget MALACHI. I love them niggas ,too, MY NIGGA!LOL


<-- shoe game crazy/the mental asylum is lookin for me...




Southern girl but...


...attitude of the city
pretty, witty, girly, whirly

"MY FOOD FOR THOUGHT SO HOT IT GIVE YOU DUDES ULCERS."
JAY Z

Just picturing any nigga with a lakers jersey on in the street gets a chuckle off
Top

But sasha? Lol

Some of that is definitely embellished, but that's what makes family shit so much funnier.

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<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
-Kobe speaking to investigators

L D E A

"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

like this....what tha hell would happen if that nigga seen an actual laker???

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2019 CABG Survivor

2016 OK Survivor Champion

be about it or be without it

RIP GOATs

fool ain't never been around no pro athletes before.

When I was a senior in HS, my parents business TOOK OFF, and we moved to a really ritzy neighborhood in far North Dallas. Literally, we lived 4-5 houses away from Cowboy legend Randy White (who ALWAYS had a fine Black girlfriend), Rolando Blackman lived the next street over, Tony Dorsett and Everson Walls lived two streets over. Mark Aguirre and Derek Harper lived around the corner. A few year later, Jim Jackson and Jason Kidd moved in the neighborhood. We used to play basketball in the neighborhood park with these cats all the time and didn't think nothing of it...now this cat getting hyped up like a little Eastern European girl at a Michael Jackson concert...

***SMH***

"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

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2019 CABG Survivor

2016 OK Survivor Champion

be about it or be without it

RIP GOATs

wasn't even interested. We were at Champps in a suburb of Dallas called Addison around '93. All of a sudden in walks Troy Aikman, Emmitt Smith, Michael Irvin and Michael Jordan with a couple of bodyguards. They get a table literally 7-8 feet away. I said "Hey man...there's Michael Jordan, you want to go holla at that cat?" bigpo was like 18-19 at the time, and said "Ni**a please...if anything I'll go holla at Irvin, Troy and Emmitt...ni**a like me don't care nothing about Jordan...you remember how that ni**a was doin' all that celebratin' and gloatin' AT THE FORUM when they beat the Lakers in the Finals a few years ago? The way I see it, that ni**a woulda LOST if Worthy hadda been healthy...FORGET THAT NI**A. That fool was talking LOUD too. Jordan turned around and was looking at bigpo like:

http://images.businessweek.com/ss/08/10/1002_power100/image/09_michael_jordan.jpg

Kobe don't treat the fans right in L.A.?

"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

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2019 CABG Survivor

2016 OK Survivor Champion

be about it or be without it

RIP GOATs

I've met him a number of times, from his rookie year to more recently at Fashion Island in the OC...he's been chill every time. I always get on his case about specific plays, especially not boxing out lol.

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<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
-Kobe speaking to investigators

L D E A

It took me a while to forgive 22, and 88 for chilin with that nigga.

Mike was cool, cause thats around the same time he had left his other squad the lakers to become a bulls fan. He now claimin lakers again. who would have thunk it.

"MY FOOD FOR THOUGHT SO HOT IT GIVE YOU DUDES ULCERS."
JAY Z

one is between the two of us. Now, I have always appreciated your hardcore fandom. I remember when you were 8, and I had to rock you to sleep for a week when the Lakers got swept by the Sixers in the early 80s. Mama had to grind up Valium in your mac and cheese to help calm you down.

>It took me a while to forgive 22, and 88 for chilin with that
>nigga.
But it's HELLA emotional to impose YOUR fandom on other folks. How you gon be mad at Deuce-Deuce and The Playmaker for kicking it with Jordan? Oh you think everybody in Dallas is supposed to eschew Jordan's company because the Bulls beat a depleted Laker squad? Straight up thinking with your ovaries, fam...

>Mike was cool, cause thats around the same time he had left
>his other squad the lakers to become a bulls fan. He now
>claimin lakers again. who would have thunk it.
I was pulling for the Lakers in the Finals with the bulls and you know it...neither have I EVER rooted against the Lakers. Was I amazed by Jordan's basketball skills? Yeah...just like the rest of the world, INCLUDING you. YOU was the one that bought Jordan's "Come Fly With Me" video...NOT ME. How many pair of Jordans have you bought over the years? I've only purchased one pair, these right here:

http://www.airjordans.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/air-jordan-1.jpg

And how are you going to throw my government name out?!?!? If I wanted these bammas to know my name was "Mike", my screen name would be "Mike"...

"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

to have such love for the Lakers that he took a diarrhea fied shit on Cheese Eyes in his presence... when you know he was in asshole mode back then as a Bull

...now this cat getting
>hyped up like a little Eastern European girl at a Michael
>Jackson concert...
>
>***SMH***

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so, what your saying is po repped the fullest and rubbed salt in jameers open wounds.

i like it.

-Sig-

“Why didn’t you do this in your own god damn country?"

-All Stah's view on undocumented immigrants wanting to be treated like human beings.

>so, what your saying is po repped the fullest and rubbed salt
>in jameers open wounds.
>
>i like it.


WOW...

"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

"YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!"

but that's just me

-Sig-

“Why didn’t you do this in your own god damn country?"

-All Stah's view on undocumented immigrants wanting to be treated like human beings.

the reason jameer was irritated cause he new i was patronizing him.

"MY FOOD FOR THOUGHT SO HOT IT GIVE YOU DUDES ULCERS."
JAY Z

http://www.rabbireport.com/archives/images2007/07/07_kviff_the_be/Sambo.jpg

"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

<--- Big Baller World Order

--John Paul Jones

This cat ain't trying to see me...

"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

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"Take the surprise out your voice Shaq."-The REAL CP3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H5K-BUMS0

"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

..and i thought i caught a lot of flack walkin' thru the airport in boston wearin' my laker jersey...


*los angeles lakers: 2010 nba champions*

-the dynasty continues-



..and miles to go before i sleep...

we good.
<-- shoe game crazy/the mental asylum is lookin for me...




Southern girl but...


...attitude of the city
pretty, witty, girly, whirly

I swear I heard Thugnificent's voice as I read it.
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>I swear I heard Thugnificent's voice as I read it.

Almost SPOT ON...

(rofl)

"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

.

...I'm from the era when A.I. was the answer, now they think ai is the answer - Marlon Craft

is fuckin classic...


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<---- 5....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dlgiritpmfo

*los angeles lakers: 2010 nba champions*

-the dynasty continues-



..and miles to go before i sleep...

>
>*los angeles lakers: 2010 nba champions*
>
>-the dynasty continues-
>
>
>
>..and miles to go before i sleep...

https://twitter.com/chuck4prez

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shann.email/inbox.pls.

LMAO at the pics you're using to describe the whole
situation! This exchange is going down as classic
OKP material man!

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inbox...

"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

I could tell he was getting on Jameer's nerves bad at this point, so I said "Yo man, I think the food might be ready..." and then I saw bigpo grab Jameer's glass and start walking toward the soda fountain. I was like "Man, what are you doing?" bigpo looked at me like a I was stupid and said "Ni**a, what it look like? I'M GETTING JAMEER SOME MO' ROOT BEER!"


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"The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good & how he treats people who can't fight back"-Abigail Van Buren

I'm Certified

airport
this woman and her kids stopped me and thought i was gary payton
and asked for pics and autographs

i mary j (o)bliged ©geah them
i was with my neice and she was like wow uncle d
i didn't know you were famous
and i go, neither did i, dear, neither did i....

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...©melle mel

  

"MY FOOD FOR THOUGHT SO HOT IT GIVE YOU DUDES ULCERS."
JAY Z

...a child is born with no state of mind, blind to the ways of mankind, god is smilin' on you and frownin' too, because only god knows what you gonna do...©melle mel