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"HAAY, Kasim Osgood! JAX WR Hops Out Window On Da EDouble To Avoid Gunman"


  

          

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d81aeed14/article/jags-osgood-has-minor-injuries-after-pistolwhipping-assault

Jags' Osgood has minor injuries after pistol-whipping assault

Jaguars wide receiver Kassim Osgood sustained minor bruises after being pistol-whipped and jumping from a second-floor window to escape an armed attacker at a Jacksonville residence, the Florida Times-Union reported Wednesday.

Osgood and a 19-year-old woman he was visiting late Monday were watching television when the gunman -- wearing a plastic bag covering his face -- entered the room and pointed a gun at them. Eventually, the gunman and the woman traded gunfire after he stuck a gun to her head and said, "What did that football player say to his girlfriend, it's a good day to die," misquoting a University of Florida player's recent text message to a former girlfriend after an arrest, according to a sheriff's office report.

Osgood, 30, jumped out a window to the lawn below during that exchange and ran to a neighbor's house to call police.

Jaguars coach Jack Del Rio briefly addressed the situation at his Wednesday news conference.

"He's fine," Del Rio said of Osgood, a Pro Bowl special-teamer who's in his first season with the Jaguars. "I really can't comment on it. I am aware of it. He's doing OK."

The gunman, 20-year-old Julian Armond Bartletto, was arrested on charges of aggravated battery, false imprisonment, armed robbery, burglary and violation of an injunction, police said. He was booked into the Duval County jail and is ineligible for bond, according to jail records.

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the most important part of this story
Sep 29th 2010
1
yeah that raised my eyebrow, too
Sep 29th 2010
3
Yeah, there needs to be more to this part of the story
Sep 29th 2010
10
dude got a gangsta bitch nm
Sep 29th 2010
12
Wearin Carhart and leather, motherfuck the weather
Sep 29th 2010
13
      Apache died?
Sep 29th 2010
26
           http://splicd.com/xDbe0WD-aMI/11/13
Sep 29th 2010
29
                FUCK YOU MEAN IS HE DEAD? HE LAYIN THERE LIKE A NEWBORN BABY GOD....
Sep 29th 2010
41
according to a different swipe, she had a fucking LASER SCOPE
Sep 29th 2010
17
lol
Sep 30th 2010
55
laser sight's are inaccurate in the hands of an amateur shooter
Oct 01st 2010
99
      hence, the Q&A in my reply
Oct 04th 2010
113
exactly LOL
Sep 29th 2010
25
Sounds like the track "Scared" from the Jake One album
Sep 29th 2010
33
      Or this: http://splicd.com/sAKODu1Xzww/55/79
Oct 01st 2010
89
down @$$ chick
Sep 29th 2010
2
Osgood and a 19-year-old woman he was visiting
Sep 29th 2010
4
I got a car, she 19, I'm a Jacksonville Jaguar(c)K.O. via E.S.
Sep 29th 2010
8
What Do You Want Fucko, You Want Some?
Sep 29th 2010
5
dooooon't shooooooot
Sep 29th 2010
7
I hear voices saying "That's Kassim Osgood" not only from the women
Sep 29th 2010
6
^^^ highly slept-upon replyage. do kassim got green eyes, doe?
Sep 30th 2010
59
I need a dramatic and action packed re-enactment of this...
Sep 29th 2010
9
I just keep imagining her flipping over a pinball machine and taking
Sep 30th 2010
66
      then the cut scene to Osgood in running for the window in slo mo
Sep 30th 2010
67
Kasim gets wicked, no need for the biscuit..nm
Sep 29th 2010
11
Damn Kasim, should have stayed in San Diego where you
Sep 29th 2010
14
I had a hard-on, runnin from your window(c)Jerry Garcia
Sep 29th 2010
15
Traded gunfire? For some reason, I'm envisioning this as a boondocks ep
Sep 29th 2010
16
Elevator's Broken! (c) Redman
Sep 29th 2010
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My shots like squeegy men on your window(c) Redman
Sep 29th 2010
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      When I came around in town, watch yo nuggets (c) E-Double
Sep 29th 2010
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           when I cock I aim str8 for da knot/I dont miss/I have a scope/no jokin
Sep 29th 2010
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better detailed swipe with LASER SCOPES AND BALCONY JUMPS
Sep 29th 2010
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RE:ply w/ quote:
Sep 29th 2010
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Aww damn:
Sep 29th 2010
22
ummmmmm you misspelled "c. wallace"
Sep 30th 2010
50
see this is what I'm saying about that under-the-table-AP-wire-snark:
Sep 29th 2010
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How does one spontaneously acquire a gun with a laser scope?
Sep 29th 2010
28
bidge randomly finding powerups in an apt building. *shoots off-screen
Sep 30th 2010
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      lmfao
Sep 30th 2010
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      brilliant!!!!
Sep 30th 2010
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           lmao that one took me a sec too, did that poor dog like Charles Hamilton
Sep 30th 2010
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           Blanka's absolute despair has me dying..lmao
Sep 30th 2010
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           lmao
Oct 01st 2010
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           Fuck!!!! How did I miss this?
Oct 01st 2010
111
Oh oh, you got white folks attention now
Sep 29th 2010
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what's your dog's name?
Sep 29th 2010
31
      i knew this was 'be still cody' before i even clicked the link...
Sep 29th 2010
42
           1st time I saw that moment I died laughing, had to rewind a couple times
Sep 29th 2010
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http://splicd.com/qjjoVAgqp4s/111/121
Sep 29th 2010
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      lmao
Sep 29th 2010
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Damn who he dating - Cleo Sims
Sep 29th 2010
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http://splicd.com/qCF4LSDAXCY/128/164
Sep 29th 2010
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lol first thing I thought of.
Sep 30th 2010
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Don't fuck around with Duval County.
Sep 29th 2010
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Duuuu-vaaalll!!!!!
Oct 01st 2010
104
"a second-floor game room"? I'm still trying to figure out exactly...
Sep 29th 2010
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right? like how does this 19-year-old have a laser scope & a second
Sep 29th 2010
37
      I was thinking a dorm until the dog came into play
Sep 29th 2010
46
Hold up, the gunman was wearing a plastic bag to cover...
Sep 29th 2010
38
Kinda reminds me of the Duct Tape Bandit
Sep 29th 2010
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RE: Kinda reminds me of the Duct Tape Bandit
Sep 29th 2010
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The defense rests its case.
Sep 30th 2010
56
Ya know, he couldn't some panty hose
Sep 29th 2010
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RE: Ya know, he couldn't some panty hose
Sep 29th 2010
45
      My thoughts exactly.
Sep 29th 2010
47
lol. that's the first damn thing I noticed.
Sep 30th 2010
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that would have been the bestest darwin award ever. find a stupid
Sep 30th 2010
61
pic of the chick:
Sep 30th 2010
51
I can't front I was expecting to see a hood rat.
Sep 30th 2010
54
its JAX florida
Sep 30th 2010
57
that's exactly what you see: a hood rat, dressed as a cheerleader
Sep 30th 2010
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lol @ being 'former' Jags' cheerleader at 19, do they kick you out
Sep 30th 2010
65
dating players is forbidden, she probably got fired
Oct 01st 2010
79
LMAO at the comments- wht boy wht money 4 days ago
Oct 04th 2010
119
Underrated part of the story...
Sep 30th 2010
63
dude didnt even know his name, "I cant believe you're with *that guy*!"
Sep 30th 2010
64
LMFAO
Oct 04th 2010
116
i'm on some delayed laughter now. YOUFUCKINASPECIALTEAMER????
Sep 30th 2010
68
so much comedy in this post, props to everyone involved
Sep 30th 2010
72
Wait theres MORE!!! Dude wanted some head too (swipe)
Oct 01st 2010
73
Bringing back porno with plot..
Oct 01st 2010
74
^ ^ ^
Oct 01st 2010
88
can't say that I blame him but dude still sounds like a pussy...
Oct 01st 2010
75
I don't know, this story gets wilder the more info comes out
Oct 01st 2010
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He's just karim osgood tho..what did you expect?
Oct 01st 2010
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all three people are still alive because he called the cops from next do...
Oct 01st 2010
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      Neighbors probably opened the door with phone is hand:
Oct 01st 2010
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      I think she lives in Apartment 2R, she's nothing but a WHORE
Oct 01st 2010
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           ROSSI!!
Oct 01st 2010
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                HE'S * MY* HUSBAND, GET YOUR OWN GODDAMN MAN!
Oct 01st 2010
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      real talk, that's why I say I can't blame him...
Oct 01st 2010
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           anyone who says they wouldn't is lying.
Oct 01st 2010
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                Sheeeit, I'm doing a "Mack 10 jump off the top of the building...
Oct 01st 2010
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                     ^^^Superman, Superbad, Supermad, Supafly
Oct 01st 2010
97
why'd he tell her to suck Osgood's dick too?
Oct 01st 2010
90
cockin' pistols & cuckholdin'!
Oct 01st 2010
93
that's a slippery slope. "now suck them together. now kassim, TOSS
Oct 04th 2010
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      LMFAO again
Oct 04th 2010
117
Suck his dick.....lmao, this shit gets wilder and wilder
Oct 01st 2010
106
this shit going straight to archive
Oct 01st 2010
84
Kick in the door wave in the .44!
Oct 01st 2010
85
Break up affairs lick shots in the air
Oct 01st 2010
86
Your reign on the top was short like Mojo Drew
Oct 01st 2010
91
      Just epic
Oct 01st 2010
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      ^^^I've never called 'Archive' in my own thread before but do to this
Oct 01st 2010
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      bwahahahahahaaaahnbsdnci m sajxn 2jk
Oct 01st 2010
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      LOL
Oct 01st 2010
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      RE: Your reign on the top was short like Mojo Drew
Oct 01st 2010
101
      smoove shut this poast the fk DOWN!!! *bball claps*. nm
Oct 01st 2010
102
      this post is the greatest thing in history
Oct 01st 2010
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      wow.
Oct 01st 2010
109
      man allow me to buy you a beer for that!!!!
Oct 01st 2010
110
      Your reign on the top was shorter than Mojo Drew
Oct 01st 2010
112
      lol, that was dope
Oct 04th 2010
120
      *kicked a hole in the speaker, pulled the plug, and jetted*
Oct 06th 2010
126
lol @ this dude's bemused smirk mug shot:
Oct 01st 2010
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He smirking like, 'this one will be on the internets'
Oct 01st 2010
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new game: BUNGIE or BUSS BACK!
Oct 04th 2010
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real talk if you aint my mother or my wife it's BUNGIE & go find another
Oct 04th 2010
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^^^I would also like to add my Baby Sister to this one
Oct 04th 2010
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      ^^^ hates his older sister
Oct 04th 2010
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           she's mature enough to fend for herself!
Oct 04th 2010
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                lol, I hear you. Plus it'd be payback for her bossing you around
Oct 06th 2010
125
she'd have to shit gold ingots.
Oct 04th 2010
122

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1. "the most important part of this story"
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"Eventually, the gunman and the woman traded gunfire"

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3. "yeah that raised my eyebrow, too"
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10. "Yeah, there needs to be more to this part of the story"
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12. "dude got a gangsta bitch nm"
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13. "Wearin Carhart and leather, motherfuck the weather"
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On Valentine's Day, doin stick-ups together


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26. "Apache died?"
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29. "http://splicd.com/xDbe0WD-aMI/11/13"
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http://splicd.com/xDbe0WD-aMI/11/13

  

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41. "FUCK YOU MEAN IS HE DEAD? HE LAYIN THERE LIKE A NEWBORN BABY GOD...."
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17. "according to a different swipe, she had a fucking LASER SCOPE"
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but she still missed.

Q: How do you miss someone when you have a laser scope pointed at them?

A: Be a woman

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55. "lol"
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99. "laser sight's are inaccurate in the hands of an amateur shooter"
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chances are she just grabbed the gun and started spraying, all limp wristed with bad form. So the bullets are hitting 1 to 2 feet away from where the laser sight was aiming. You have to take into account the kick back. So depending on the caliber gun you are using you might aim a few inches below your desired target. I am sure she didnt do that and the bullets just went every where.

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113. "hence, the Q&A in my reply"
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*Jews you*

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25. "exactly LOL"
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33. "Sounds like the track "Scared" from the Jake One album"
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Or "Mr. Scarface Pt. 2"

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89. "Or this: http://splicd.com/sAKODu1Xzww/55/79"
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>Or "Mr. Scarface Pt. 2"

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2. "down @$$ chick"
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and assuming by the 11 year difference shorty was just a jump off, then lol @ him leaving chick behind

  

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4. "Osgood and a 19-year-old woman he was visiting"
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8. "I got a car, she 19, I'm a Jacksonville Jaguar(c)K.O. via E.S."
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5. "What Do You Want Fucko, You Want Some?"
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7. "dooooon't shooooooot"
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i still blame hip-hop.

  

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6. "I hear voices saying "That's Kassim Osgood" not only from the women"
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but also from the men. You know what? That pistol didn't feel good, my friend.

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59. "^^^ highly slept-upon replyage. do kassim got green eyes, doe?"
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9. "I need a dramatic and action packed re-enactment of this..."
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this has Michael Bay written all over it...

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66. "I just keep imagining her flipping over a pinball machine and taking"
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cover, before hearing him reload and popping up in slo-mo with the laser scope trained for the dude's head

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67. "then the cut scene to Osgood in running for the window in slo mo"
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showing from 5 different angles

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11. "Kasim gets wicked, no need for the biscuit..nm"
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14. "Damn Kasim, should have stayed in San Diego where you "
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were a well respected special teams living legend.

  

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15. "I had a hard-on, runnin from your window(c)Jerry Garcia"
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16. "Traded gunfire? For some reason, I'm envisioning this as a boondocks ep"
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"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
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18. "Elevator's Broken! (c) Redman"
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20. "My shots like squeegy men on your window(c) Redman"
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34. "When I came around in town, watch yo nuggets (c) E-Double"
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39. "when I cock I aim str8 for da knot/I dont miss/I have a scope/no jokin"
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(c)Green-Eyed Three-Story-Sailin' Bandit

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19. "better detailed swipe with LASER SCOPES AND BALCONY JUMPS"
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http://www.torontosun.com/sports/football/2010/09/29/15521436.html

Jacksonville Jaguars receiver Kassim Osgood had to use his cat-like abilities to evade an armed attacker while he was visiting a female friend late Monday.

The Pro Bowler, who played seven years with the San Diego Chargers before signing with the Jags, and Mackenzie Rae Putnal were watching television in a second-floor game room when a man burst in wearing a plastic bag for a mask and pointed a gun at them, according to The Florida Times-Union.

"I can't believe you're with that guy," the gunman said as he dragged Putnal around the room by her hair, beat her with the gun and his fists and pistol-whipped Osgood, the arrest report said.

While the man took Putnal's cell phone, she tried to flee. He tackled her and held his gun to both her and Osgood's heads. He also repeatedly hit the woman's dog.

The gunman ordered them to sit on the floor, but Putnal escaped down the hall and leaped over a balcony to the floor below.

The gunman chased after her, and Osgood jammed the game room door shut before leaping out a window to the lawn below. He ran to a neighbouring house to call police.

Meanwhile, Putnal had acquired a gun with a laser sight and exchanged fire with the attacker. Neither was hit.

Putnal called police as the gunman fled, but he was later arrested at his home.

*Jews you*

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21. "RE:ply w/ quote:"
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>He also repeatedly hit the woman's dog.

  

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22. "Aww damn:"
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>He also repeatedly hit the woman's dog.

"the kid, the dog, everybody dying, no lying...UGHN" (c) S. Carter

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50. "ummmmmm you misspelled "c. wallace""
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>"the kid, the dog, everybody dying, no lying...UGHN" (c) S. Carter

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23. "see this is what I'm saying about that under-the-table-AP-wire-snark:"
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>Jacksonville Jaguars receiver Kassim Osgood had to use his
>cat-like abilities to evade an armed attacker while he was
>visiting a female friend late Monday.
>
>

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28. "How does one spontaneously acquire a gun with a laser scope?"
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golly, that's gully.

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<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
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60. "bidge randomly finding powerups in an apt building. *shoots off-screen"
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to reload*

i bet after kassim got pistol whipped he dropped all his rings.


peace & blessings,

x.

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62. "lmfao"
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69. "brilliant!!!!"
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70. "lmao that one took me a sec too, did that poor dog like Charles Hamilton"
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71. "Blanka's absolute despair has me dying..lmao"
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<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
-Kobe speaking to investigators

L D E A

  

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76. "lmao"
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<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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111. "Fuck!!!! How did I miss this?"
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30. "Oh oh, you got white folks attention now"
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>He also repeatedly hit the woman's dog.

  

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31. "what's your dog's name?"
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42. "i knew this was 'be still cody' before i even clicked the link..."
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..one of the best scenes from a slept-on bill murray classic...


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-the dynasty continues-



..and miles to go before i sleep...

  

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43. "1st time I saw that moment I died laughing, had to rewind a couple times"
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.

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32. "http://splicd.com/qjjoVAgqp4s/111/121"
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http://splicd.com/qjjoVAgqp4s/111/121

  

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48. "lmao"
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24. "Damn who he dating - Cleo Sims"
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27. "http://splicd.com/qCF4LSDAXCY/128/164"
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http://splicd.com/qCF4LSDAXCY/128/164

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52. "lol first thing I thought of."
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35. "Don't fuck around with Duval County."
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104. "Duuuu-vaaalll!!!!!"
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yerp

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36. ""a second-floor game room"? I'm still trying to figure out exactly..."
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where the hell they were?

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37. "right? like how does this 19-year-old have a laser scope & a second"
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floor game room?

That's gotta be either her folks' house, a place one of these dudes is paying for or she's just the gulliest chick on earth.

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46. "I was thinking a dorm until the dog came into play"
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38. "Hold up, the gunman was wearing a plastic bag to cover..."
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...his face? Wearing a Glad freezer bag on your head is what's hot in the streets? And he thought he wouldn't get identified that way? Dude is lucky he didn't suffocate himself.

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40. "Kinda reminds me of the Duct Tape Bandit"
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Here's the video in case you haven't seen it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUB-90bCm6U

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49. "RE: Kinda reminds me of the Duct Tape Bandit"
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>Here's the video in case you haven't seen it.
>
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUB-90bCm6U

Yo that clip is hilarious.

"Do I look like a duct tape bandit?"

***
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56. "The defense rests its case."
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44. "Ya know, he couldn't some panty hose"
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45. "RE: Ya know, he couldn't some panty hose"
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http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/raising-arizona-top-11.jpg

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47. "My thoughts exactly."
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53. "lol. that's the first damn thing I noticed."
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61. "that would have been the bestest darwin award ever. find a stupid "
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muhfucka dead at the doorstep of a bank w/ a gun in his hand and a plastic bag around his head.


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51. "pic of the chick:"
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http://www.oliverwillis.com/livenews/2010/09/30/photo-mackenzie-rae-putnal-cheerleader-in-jacksonville-jaguars-shootout-controversy/

not bad.

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54. "I can't front I was expecting to see a hood rat."
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lol

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57. "its JAX florida"
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everyone prolly got a rifle with a scope of some kind

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58. "that's exactly what you see: a hood rat, dressed as a cheerleader"
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65. "lol @ being 'former' Jags' cheerleader at 19, do they kick you out"
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once you turn legal down there?

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79. "dating players is forbidden, she probably got fired"
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*Jews you*

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Proceed with caution. I am overtly racist.

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119. "LMAO at the comments- wht boy wht money 4 days ago "
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wht boy wht money 4 days ago - 'mudshark'


Mudshark...that is new one LMAO. That is a creative one...

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gmltheone
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63. "Underrated part of the story..."
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The guy was pissed she only had karim osgood. Like not even mojo or mathis! LOL
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64. "dude didnt even know his name, "I cant believe you're with *that guy*!""
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"he can't even start for a three-win team!"

*thumps dog, smacks bitch, grabs pistol*

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116. "LMFAO"
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RE: dude didnt even know his name, "I cant believe you're with *that guy*!"
>"he can't even start for a three-win team!"
>
>*thumps dog, smacks bitch, grabs pistol*

POEM-CEES
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68. "i'm on some delayed laughter now. YOUFUCKINASPECIALTEAMER????"
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lemme find out my girl dippin' w/ the backup long snapper an shit.



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72. "so much comedy in this post, props to everyone involved"
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73. "Wait theres MORE!!! Dude wanted some head too (swipe)"
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http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/30/kassim-osgood-jacksonville-jaguars-gunman-cheerleader-police-report-pistol-whip-attack/

The gunman who allegedly pistol-whipped Jacksonville Jaguars WR Kassim Osgood and a cheerleader -- also yelled, "Tell me you f**ked her," during the attack ... according to documents.

In the police report, obtained by TMZ, Osgood and the cheerleader -- Mackenzie Rae Putnal -- describe the alleged attack by Julian Armond Bartletto at her Jacksonville home Monday night.

According to the report, Bartletto first pistol-whipped Osgood and Putnal, then held them at gunpoint -- and told her, "Suck my d**k and suck his d**k."

Shortly after that police say Osgood fled by jumping out a 2nd floor window, while Putnal and Bartletto exchanged gunshots.

Bartletto, an ex-boyfriend of Putnal, was arrested on suspicion of aggravated battery, false imprisonment, armed robbery, and burglary -- and he's still in jail.

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74. "Bringing back porno with plot.."
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Kudos for the boldness.

  

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88. "^ ^ ^"
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75. "can't say that I blame him but dude still sounds like a pussy..."
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bailing on ol' girl and while she was in the middle of a firefight, lol. He will never live this shit down in the locker room.

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77. "I don't know, this story gets wilder the more info comes out"
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Tomorrow we might learn that the gunman had a whole death squad of ex-Blackwater dudes with plastic bags on their heads too.

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78. "He's just karim osgood tho..what did you expect?"
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>bailing on ol' girl and while she was in the middle of a
>firefight, lol. He will never live this shit down in the
>locker room.

THAT guy?!?

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80. "all three people are still alive because he called the cops from next do..."
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also, it depends on how well he knew the girl.

if that's my wife, and a stranger comes in? I'm sticking around
if that's some groupie I barely know, and her jealous ex comes in? Geronimooooooooooooooooooooooooo

*Jews you*

"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desus

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81. "Neighbors probably opened the door with phone is hand:"
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'I see Miss Flossy McHotpants has struck again. Just let them know that its Apt. 2H at the Eden Park Condos, building 4, they've been out here before.'

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83. "I think she lives in Apartment 2R, she's nothing but a WHORE"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWbQJNRxEeQ

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105. "ROSSI!!"
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you have a who-rah

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108. "HE'S * MY* HUSBAND, GET YOUR OWN GODDAMN MAN!"
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Karen's rants are classic, I think that one is neck and neck with 'Who do you think you are, Frankie Valle or some kind of BIG SHOT?'.

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82. "real talk, that's why I say I can't blame him..."
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>also, it depends on how well he knew the girl.
>
>if that's my wife, and a stranger comes in? I'm sticking
>around
>if that's some groupie I barely know, and her jealous ex comes
>in? Geronimooooooooooooooooooooooooo

if it was some chick I just met I probably would've done the same thing, lol

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dula dibiasi
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87. "anyone who says they wouldn't is lying."
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>if it was some chick I just met I probably would've done the
>same thing, lol

if i'm being held at GUNPOINT... and the guy LEAVES THE ROOM?

sheeit. muhfucka please. i don't care if i'm on the TWENTIETH floor, i'm pulling a tobey maguire out this bitch. FOH. i like living.

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95. "Sheeeit, I'm doing a "Mack 10 jump off the top of the building..."
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...land on a car roof and keep running" type of thing.

Fuck that, I'm not getting shot by a dude rocking a freezer bag on his dome over some dumb Daffy Duck broad.

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97. "^^^Superman, Superbad, Supermad, Supafly"
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90. "why'd he tell her to suck Osgood's dick too?"
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do you feel bad for fucking his day up? Like "shit, my bad. let me at least get you a blowjob for this crazy shit I just did."

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93. "cockin' pistols & cuckholdin'!"
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.

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114. "that's a slippery slope. "now suck them together. now kassim, TOSS"
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my salad".

bi-ni&&a set tripping with the heat out and glad baggies on his dome, i'm out the window, too.


peace & blessings,

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117. "LMFAO again"
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RE: that's a slippery slope. "now suck them together. now kassim, TOSS
>my salad".
>
>bi-ni&&a set tripping with the heat out and glad baggies on
>his dome, i'm out the window, too.
>
>
>peace & blessings,
>
>x.
>
>www.twitter.com/poetx
>
>=========================================
>** i move away from the mic to breathe in

POEM-CEES
KOKAYI/CAESARZ
SPP WAXWORKS (DC)

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106. "Suck his dick.....lmao, this shit gets wilder and wilder"
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<--The drought is over

"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
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L D E A

  

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84. "this shit going straight to archive"
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especially because it's a happy ending (not as happy as the gunman wanted in the latest reports LOL)

  

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85SOUTH
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85. "Kick in the door wave in the .44! "
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All you heard was 'letto don't him me no more!

☻☻☻☻☻☻☻

not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4...

  

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86. "Break up affairs lick shots in the air"
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You get vexed, and start swingin everywhere.
Me shifty? Now you wanna pistol whip me?!
Pull out that nine, while I cock on mine.
Now what ni99a? I ain't time for this.
So what trick? I got a scope on my $hit.

☻☻☻☻☻☻☻

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91. "Your reign on the top was short like Mojo Drew"
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As I crush all your flowers from jumpin off the roof
Get out the door quick fast like Yom Kippur
It's special teamer galore Os-Good, Not Hood
You should, call me Chicken M.F. Little
In the middle of drama, I get flyin'
Was told in shootouts: run away and stop tryin'
Got girls who tote with laser scopes
Who's next to shame on that child with the game room style
The most shady, Kassim baby!
Ain't no tellin where I may flee
May see me on TV, at neighbor's homes crying while my girl's back home dyin'
Tryin' SOMETHING! You should know my stee-lo
Went from sittin on the couch to taking off her blouse
To jumping out the house and letting her shoot it out
But Jeeeeezus, why'd he want to watch her suck my peeeeeeenus
Before he squeezed and bust?
If there's beef between us, I let her settle it
With the chrome and metal shit
While I take off like a gold medalist
I'm delicate, you better get King Koopa
I flee the castle, and take more jumps than paratroopers

*Jews you*

"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desus

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92. "Just epic"
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<=Dan Fouts Says:

  

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94. "^^^I've never called 'Archive' in my own thread before but do to this"
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I'm making an exception.

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www.somethinginthewudder.com

https://twitter.com/nostrabombus

https://www.facebook.com/matt.koelling.96

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dula dibiasi
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96. "bwahahahahahaaaahnbsdnci m sajxn 2jk"
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98. "LOL"
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>If there's beef between us, I let her settle it
>With the chrome and metal shit
>While I take off like a gold medalist
>I'm delicate, you better get King Koopa
>I flee the castle, and take more jumps than paratroopers

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101. "RE: Your reign on the top was short like Mojo Drew"
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102. "smoove shut this poast the fk DOWN!!! *bball claps*. nm"
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peace & blessings,

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107. "this post is the greatest thing in history"
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like, the history of the whole world

But Jeeeeezus, why'd he want to watch her suck my peeeeeeenus >>>>>>>>> the invention of fire

  

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109. "wow."
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<--- Big Baller World Order

  

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110. "man allow me to buy you a beer for that!!!!"
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ARCHIVE DIS!!!!!

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112. "Your reign on the top was shorter than Mojo Drew"
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Fri Oct-01-10 08:42 PM by soundsop

  

          

I can't fuck this ho cause of the type of ex she knew
I got clothing layers for windows I crash through
Glass shards don't stick to dude he's not glue
I'm too sexy for stairs like I'm Right Said Fred
You're guilty, of forcefully procuring me head
Mr. Home Intruder I'm not sure if they told you
I'm on TV every Sunday, why the fuck would I fight you?
Plus, I'm gon run, I'm off in flight,
I'm a punt gunner, she'll gun and take your life so
What could you do to me? It's not high to me
2nd floor, fuck you, what's a couple stories to me?
But you will respect her, simple as that
Cause she got no problem putting holes in your plastic bag
I'm respresentin for the bush my keys fell out my pocket at
The poodle you smacked, the scope on my girl's gat
So off we go, look out down below
And hold on as I stick the landing like Alicia Sacramon'
The jumper's back

  

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120. "lol, that was dope"
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126. "*kicked a hole in the speaker, pulled the plug, and jetted*"
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do I get the assist?

☻☻☻☻☻☻☻

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100. "lol @ this dude's bemused smirk mug shot:"
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Castro
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103. "He smirking like, 'this one will be on the internets'"
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115. "new game: BUNGIE or BUSS BACK! "
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this is an even better evaluation method than how many bottles of beer.

how bad does a chick have to be before you'd stay there and take the bullet.

when i analyze it like that, ol' girl kinda cute. but she definitely BUNGIE status.


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118. "real talk if you aint my mother or my wife it's BUNGIE & go find another"
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I wouldn't take a pistol-whipping/bi-sexual-advancing/bullet-blasting attack for Angelina Jolie or Halle Berry.

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121. "^^^I would also like to add my Baby Sister to this one"
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but "that's it, that's the list"(c)Tony Kornheiser.

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123. "^^^ hates his older sister"
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*Jews you*

"this is okp tho, reading is completely optional" (c) desus

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124. "she's mature enough to fend for herself!"
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nah I'm playing actually, I've only got one, however I imagine if I had an older one there might be a *thinker pose* moment before I jumped in front of a gun or took a pistol-whipping on her behalf.

With a younger sister, the same instinct that had you threatening to fuck people up over her in middle & high school likely takes over.

There's more of a protection element with a younger one.

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125. "lol, I hear you. Plus it'd be payback for her bossing you around"
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"remember that time when I was 3 and you were 8, and you made me play dress-up, and put all of mom's makeup on me? And all those tea parties you made me have with you? GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

*Jews you*

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dula dibiasi
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122. "she'd have to shit gold ingots."
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literally.

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