Your boy Derek Jeter has one home run in 38 games.

Your boy Derek Jeter has a slugging percentage below .400. I got a little high just typing that.

According to the good folks at BP, your boy Derek Jeter currently has an EqA of .260, which, by definition, is league average. Still, that's ok for a shortstop, provided he can field.

Oh, right. Your boy Derek Jeter is, by all metrics, one of the worst fielding shortstops in beisbol.

I'm not even riding for ARod anymore, but the acceleration of the inevitable transformation of your boy Derek Jeter into the anchor that weighs down the entire Yankee machine is too good not to comment on.

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*snickers*

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"You (Fisher) could get fired, Les Snead could get fired, Kevin Demoff could get fired, but I will always be Eric Dickerson.” (c) The God

Trade Jeter for bullpen help.

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they won't, but...

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Because I'm sure if Professor Shelly sees the dramatic downfall in THE CAPTAIN's career, most competent GMs will start recognizing it too.

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i mean, you could positively rob the Dodgers of two, maybe even three top level prospects. We're talking Matt Kemp plus. And does anyone doubt Coletti will actually do it?

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That would make me so happy.

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Kemp and Loney are pretty much untouchable.

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hell, they're everyday studs.

but that SS y'all got in the minors would be a good target for the yankees. especially with furcal in his walk year.

not that the yankees would do it.
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as there should be...


esp considering how well so many other teams are represented (including the Giants, Knicks and other NY teams)...


posts like this would be so much more entertaining if those #'s increased



i guess its like in real life - a lot of yankee fans are marginal at best, and only show their faces when it's convenient (unfortunately, I'm sure a lot of those type of fans - who would normally gravitate toward the Yankees - have been gravitating toward the Sox... terrible, but its the price of success)

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u dont think the yankees are underrepresented here?

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>u dont think the yankees are underrepresented here?

i think there is really about 4 or 5 that i can name including myself.

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last time i saw him was driving by 12th and Spruce in Philly, aka Tranny Corner.

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Dude's hitting a ton of grounders right now. I'm inclined to say that he wont stay at a .032 IsoD for very long (which, incidentally, is less plate discipline than Delmon Young) but if he doesn't start hitting the ball out of the infield in the air then he's going to see a lot of strikes. That P/PA is already dipping.

Still, I think he'll right the ship at least in the BA/OBA department. He's too good at that not to. That .297/.373/.421 line from 2002 seems about right. Though he was still running then, so the EqA isn't going to move in the right direction as dramatically.

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then you know he's declining.

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I remember a post a year or two ago where 'dat EYE analyzed his defensive terribleness.

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offensively, he's going to be fine with his bat. not good, and certainly not worth the all star spot he's tenured in, but fine. the problem is that it won't be enough to carry his glove.

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I had to look up the exact figure, but the reason I know this is that I was arguing with a friend about Delmon Young about a week ago and pointed out that Jeter's 2008 is basically Young's doppleganger except that his singles have found more holes. That IsoP under .090 is... not real pretty.

I wouldn't make a judgment until the season is a little bit longer, but I'm comfortable with the idea that whenever it is that a Jeter collapse ends up occuring, this is what it will look like: face-saving average with negligible power and much, much fewer walks because he's being challenged more often.

That's still a bit ishy for me, because I don't like the idea that a change in an opponents' strategy could seriously move the decline process along (with regards to the walks). But with ARod out, the Yankees have slipped to Twins-level offense, so it's not hard to imagine opposing pitchers thinking that they may as well go after the powerless guys in that lineup and let them hit their way on. Right?

I guess we'll see. They had the chance to be daring and move him to CF or something, but Cabrera looks like he might be a better hitter *right now* so that move would look less sexy and more regressive.

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he'll have to be abysmally bad--like Ryan Braun bad. but the Yanks will leave him there long enough that it will probably happen. at that point, though, it's a question of whether his bat will be enough to make him an asset even at a less demanding position.

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That'd be a bad idea too, but it's easier than shortstop (kinda) and the bat will play there. So, a 2010 Yankee infield would look sort of like this:

1B - Rodriguez
2B - Jeter
3B - Cano
SS - Rafael Furcal

This may all be totally off-base, but for some reason that's what I imagined. Stephen Drew's dumbass major-league deal will expire after 2009, just in time for Boras to start putting the screws to Arizona on Drew's arbitration. Maybe he'll be available in a trade.

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>BShelly, convince that Derek Jeter didn't successfully
>cockblock a couple of years back that he stays on your OKP
>mind.

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He's a New York Legend if he got cut tomorrow and he's good.

*Your* boy ARod only has only the first of those listed, has Kobe Bryant-level social skills, a taste for she-males, a track record of freezing up on big stages and will be the next to be exposed by the Steroid Black List.

Jeter's playing with house money while ARod continues to chase his.

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He may be a hell of a women's basketball player too, but that won't ever be checked.

>He may be a hell of a women's basketball player too, but that
>won't ever be checked.

Did you reply to me by accident?

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You got one more chance to make that apparent before I move on.

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in 2008, he's also a below average player.

and arod doesn't live here anymore. i've made my point.

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If you're focused enough on Jeter that you're making posts based on his April, then it's to be expected that you're trading barbs on your boy ARod in said posts, can't have one without the other so this to me was a statement that you're back in the ARod business and I along with most others will regard it that way and reply in kind.

Don't play dumb like you don't know how these hate posts work.

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my arod support was equal parts support for an all-time great who got hated on because he wasn't derek jeter and an expose of how Jeter's status as an overrated media creation.

at this point, i've won the first part. in three years in new york, he's won two mvps, and the yankees would have missed the playoffs in both seasons without him. he even acquitted himself passably in the ALCS. at this point, the people who go in on arod look more than a little pathetic, and i don't have the time or inclination to argue with them. i never really "liked" arod. we all know he's not particularly likable. my support was always based on a support for rational thinking over ridiculous bromides about clutch and leadership. and one can only summon up so much passion for rationality

but jeter? i hate that fucker. i hate every yankee fan who used him to make my life in college hell, i hate that bernie got no credit. mostly, i hate him for the same reasons i hate kobe. i hate people who fall into amazing situations, get way too much credit, and have no humility about why they're there. so i'll enjoy every minute of this fucker's sad, willie mays in shea except never was half as good decline.

the better question is, why in the world does a philadelphian ride so hard for jeter? what dog do you have in the fight?

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>the better question is, why in the world does a philadelphian
>ride so hard for jeter? what dog do you have in the fight?

I don't think I really ride hard for Jeter by occasionally mentioning that his legacy is already cemented in both the team and individual sense, he prefers supermodels to she-males, and seems like a decent dude who his teammates & coaches like and respect.

I don't care enough about baseball in general at this point in my life to be bothered with April player-efficiency numbers or reading Baseball Prospectus.

And you know damn well ARod is the Kobe of that team to Jeter's Shaq, Jeter like O'Neal may get cut some more slack because he's been more successful in terms of leading a team and handles the media better.......but ARod is definitely the Kobe: myopic/distortedly inword viewpoint, socially awkward, public embarrasment from his dealings with females, gaudy numbers without major team success as 'the guy', etc.

I don't really have any hatred for that original crop of homegrown Yankees along with the O'Neal/Leyritz hard-ass vet types that won the early titles. Posada, Jeter, Bernie, Rivera......fine on those guys. Pettite? Whatever.

It was the later free-agent feeding frenzy period with Clemens, Clean-Cut Giambi, Mussina and yes ARod that were the ones I didn't care much for.......but I still as a Phillies fan don't care much about the Yankees because they have had no real effect on my team. I'm better off with hating on the Mets or Chowdahead fans.

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>I don't care enough about baseball in general at this point in
>my life to be bothered with April player-efficiency numbers or
>reading Baseball Prospectus.

which would explain how you could believe

>Jeter's Shaq, Jeter like O'Neal may get cut some more slack
>because he's been more successful in terms of leading a team
>and handles the media better.......

Jeter is Shaq. We're done here.

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It took you all day to come up with that?

Enjoy regurgitating baseball blogs and pretending to be out of the Arod Business.

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>in 2008, he's also a below average player.
>
>and arod doesn't live here anymore. i've made my point.

WE'll revisit this around July 15th, when Jeter's hitting about .320, with about 100 hits, 50 runs scored, you know right on the pace for his career average of .320, 100+ runs, 200+ hits, 75+ RBI's. Yup sounds like a pretty average ballplayer to me.

>WE'll revisit this around July 15th, when Jeter's hitting
>about .320, with about 100 hits, 50 runs scored, you know
>right on the pace for his career average of .320, 100+ runs,
>200+ hits, 75+ RBI's. Yup sounds like a pretty average
>ballplayer to me.

july 15th, ehh?



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>about .320,

bullshit stat

>with about 100 hits,

bullshit stat

> 50 runs scored

bullshit covered in horseshit stat

> 75+ RBI's.

bullshit covered in horseshit with a side dish of ape shit stat

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sub .400 slg%? EqA of .260? sorry fam, I don't got time for all that statgeek nonsense you all mad about - I've been too busy running through 6 of Maxim�s Hot 100 babes, including banging out 2 for 10 in the top ten:

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Watch-out-Tony-Stark-Derek-Jeter-has-dated-6-of?urn=mlb,81222

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if he did, i'll give him props for that.

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^^^ NOPE! BROWN!

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^^^ NOPE! ASIATIC!

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