yet another year, yet another weather forecast calling for heavy rain (of pleas) to fall nearly the entire month of June.

well we all know the procedure. in preparation, all members of the High Council of Kobistan ranking lower than General shall receive an authentic burberry umbrella as well as a set of Basa's Custom Magneto Helmets.

the High Generals Warren, El, Truth, LA2Philly, Zootown, Ryan, Cold Truth and Soundsop as well as myself, shall require no such device.

on to the age old question.


. . . Which pleas will you cop when the Black Mamba gets fitted for his 5th ring?

now these are all in high demand so get em while they hot!


1. Well if Phil retire then that peanut-head nigga can kiss his chance at any more rings goodbye.

2. Sorry but he gon need way more than just 2 measly rings to challenge them GOATs.

3. Anybody could win with MVPau.

4. Pau >>> Pippen.

5. But can he win without Fish?

6. He needed homecourt again.

7. Technically the 2-3-2 format is too much of an advantage for the team w/ homecourt.

8. NOOOOPPEE!! He STILL need 4 more to match Cheesy E cuz them first 3 are Shaq's.

9. Dog, I don't care.

10. Dog, Jordan woulda dropped 40 a game while simultaneously clamping Pierce, Jesus and Rondo in a 4 game sweep.

11. West was weak.

12. His era watered down.

13. No hand-check.

14. He still selfish.

15. He still snitched.

16. He still ass-raped Katelyn.

17. He still a rat-faced bitch.

18. He still aint top 10 all time.

19. His teammates still hate him.

20. Sheeiitt, put Bron on LA.

21. Sheeiitt, put Wade on LA.

22. Sheeiitt put Durant on the LA.

23. Do Lakers even need him to win?

24. Is he really making his teammates better?

25. Was he really even the true finals mvp?

26. Artest was more valuable because he shut Pierce down.

27. If Phil retires and Kobe takes over as player-coach and wins chips ala Russell...THEN i'll be impressed.

28. Too bad he aint getting no more.

29. Too bad no one watched or cared.

30. So? C's old.

31. So? Nigga all I care about is where Bron gon go.

32. Well C's were better last time.

33. Well C's were hungrier last time.

34. No Posey

35. No House

36. He wouldn't have beat Orlando

37. He wouldn't have beat Bron

38. He wouldn't have gotten past Nuggs

39. Well they shoulda won, they were the heavy favorites

40. Well they shoulda won, they got all the calls

41. FOH. You think Stern was gonna let the Lakers lose?

42. Replace Rondo with Rose and that's banner #18.

43. I thought you said they were winning 70 games?

44. This is the 2nd worst title team ever imo...behind only last year's lakers team.

45. Ehh, when you really think about it playing w/ a broken finger isnt all that difficult.

46. Fuck it, I hope the league has a lockout in 2011 so he can't get his 7th. I really do.

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>45. Ehh, when you really think about it playing w/ a broken
>finger isnt all that difficult.
>
>46. Fuck it, I hope the league has a lockout in 2011 so he
>can't get his 7th. I really do.

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>nigga came from getting his underarms rubbed,
>bwhahahahahhaha


lol @ spm hating on the lemur. oh shit this post may reach archive status.

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>nigga came from getting his underarms rubbed,
>bwhahahahahhaha

If someone actually says Pau is better than Pippen...wow

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Niggas think just cause LA won the first game this shit's a wrap. LOL.

you know the rest.

i'm callin it early.

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49. Look at how good his supporting cast was

50. The refs fixed the series

51. KG had a bum knee.

No empathy for white misery (c) BDot

"root for everybody black haters say that's crazy, wow..."

the rat face sh*t and the Russell, player-coach plea. wowsers.

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and David the Don Stern did once say he wish LA could play LA in the finals.

I'm glad Lebron is holding this weak finals hostage with His version of a White Bronco Tour outside LA and Boston. nobody outside of there fans and whatnot want to see this tired series.

>and David the Don Stern did once say he wish LA could play LA
>in the finals.


Like, when he said it he literally desired to somehow split the Lakers in two and have them face each other in the Finals, because they're obviously his favorite team and he wants them to win every year

They may or may not be his favorite team, and if they are it'$ probably for one po$$ible rea$on, but I can't $eem to figure out what it i$

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nobody
>outside of there fans and whatnot want to see this tired
>series.

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/playoffs/2010/news/story?id=5260753

Game 2 sees boost in TV ratings

NEW YORK -- The Boston Celtics' series-tying win earned the highest preliminary rating for Game 2 of an NBA Finals since 2004.

Boston's 103-94 victory Sunday night on ABC drew a 10.9 overnight rating. That's up 10 percent from the 9.9 for last year's Magic-Lakers Game 2.

Ratings measure the percentage of all homes with televisions tuned into a program. Overnight ratings represent the country's largest markets.

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regardless if it's about shaq/bron/kells, you should just post a link to this post, lol. Maybe he'll figure it out after some good ol' classic conditioning.

u don't Know nuthin bout no Real Hoops you just Another Peg leg pirate ridin the plan brawn Bandwagon on the way out the funny Farm on your weekend Pass with no Conjugal. thats right i Said it. of Course you like the lebron minstrel shuck&jive for Whitey tour, but Brawn breath still smell like Milk from Glorias Boobies and Best believe Ol'Marble Mouth Delonte West Knows all about That. he Don't Know Nuthin About no Chittlins and grits believe that.

see Bean ain't no chump smellin Like Snaq's Gooch after an NBA Finals, he wouldn't Stand for that and thats why baby brawn ain't hype like Mamba ya dig. baby brawn ain't the Real King he another fake&Bake pretender to the Thrown like the rest but Bean is the real deal like Holyfield and ain't no chicken gizzard eatin sambo sucka like brawn can take his spot.

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kudos.

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of Course you like the lebron minstrel shuck&jive
>for Whitey tour, but Brawn breath still smell like Milk from
>Glorias Boobies and Best believe Ol'Marble Mouth Delonte West
>Knows all about That.

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>u don't Know nuthin bout no Real Hoops you just Another Peg
>leg pirate ridin the plan brawn Bandwagon on the way out the
>funny Farm on your weekend Pass with no Conjugal. thats right
>i Said it. of Course you like the lebron minstrel shuck&jive
>for Whitey tour, but Brawn breath still smell like Milk from
>Glorias Boobies and Best believe Ol'Marble Mouth Delonte West
>Knows all about That. he Don't Know Nuthin About no Chittlins
>and grits believe that.
>
>see Bean ain't no chump smellin Like Snaq's Gooch after an NBA
>Finals, he wouldn't Stand for that and thats why baby brawn
>ain't hype like Mamba ya dig. baby brawn ain't the Real King
>he another fake&Bake pretender to the Thrown like the rest but
>Bean is the real deal like Holyfield and ain't no chicken
>gizzard eatin sambo sucka like brawn can take his spot.



ice cold paps blue ribbon in the can dranking snag tooth gap in the middle Millie Jackson snorting on the pine slow moving Granville Waters moving turkey.

i know my Basketball fool. I grew up on Hoops. Buffalo Braves back when Bob Mcadoo was doing what Dirk does and even better but hated on.

I dig Lebron and he is the real deal,just doesn't have the right cast, coach and he needs to keep his game simple.


funny farm? turkey the you one who is a reject chevy chase lounge comedian up in here.


whatever you say about Bron, your Boy Willie Bean done been through and done. as if Mr. Nike ain't shucking and Grinning and still talking in that tired Jordan accent that last i checked ain't even his voice? now I dig Kobe as a Player, but c'mon your boy speaks italian and other languages and sounds like a Jordan Troll some almost 15 years later still? who is shucking and bucking?

Bron ain't made no wack hooks with Tyra Banks and Brian Mcknight?

Bean is just like holyfield knocking them up and biting off more than he can chew and steady crying. Bean is very lucky that things fell into his lap such as Feel coming back and getting Gasol for dirty cheap or Bean might be stuck like T Mac or Vinsanity scrubbing floors in saudi arabia.

Bean cried more than little Richard after that first Perm with that hot lye.

Bron went to a finals in 07 while Bean was blaming any and everybody that put a mic in front of his mouth.

when Bron wins a ring there won't be he gotta do it without a Shaq or a Phil situation.

Karl Mailman Malone flexed that muscle on Vanessa so you can miss me with that chitlin in the bucket shot at Delonte West and Bron's Mom.



Conjugal? get a player's ball in your town and see who walks away with the trophy turkey.

your Boy Bean is gonna retire a Laker for Life with Uncle Luke walton, you can take that "L" anyway you want it because that is the ultimate suck up to management.

Ray Ray lit Kobe up like it was the 4th of july and if memory serves me correctly i saw that show without Bynum on the court in game 6 back in 08.

don't come at me trying to make Kobe come off like Nat Turner and trying to make Bron like He is Carlton banks.

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lol

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Well DONE son, one of your finest posts ever. Brave as all get out, cause if the Lakers lose, DAYYYYUM you gave the haters a target.

proof positive why despite all the bullshit you drop, i ain't never mad at you fam

aside from being a kobe fan, for YOUR sake i hope he gets his thumb ring or this board gon MELT.

nothing more needed to be said

again yo bitch ass got punched in the mouth.

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We can still laugh at them if LA wins.

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I haven't literally LOL'd this much from a OKS thread in months. Salute to LB, Truth, and Maxxxx for the A+ posting.

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and spm. and im running low on pleas #30-34.

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2. I need even more help

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4. I didnt quit, I was just setting up others

5. I didnt quit, I was just letting the game come to me.

6. I threw the series.

7. My elbow was fucked up....except in games 1 and 3.

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i mean is anyone that isn't a Laker fan really surprised at this being a 7 game series? Lakers are so overrated it hurts. they have won 6 games of this series and are still tied 3-3 because they play in a soft western conference division and this past 3 year run is a insult to the better Shaq and Magic lead 3 straight runs.

refs been bought and paid for.

forget free tacos the Lakers should give there fans money back for allowing Boston to force a game 7 but then again them and Stern made a deal.

Feel says whatever he wants to the press and nothing ever happens.

with a book as memorable as house party 3 now ain't that some nerve coming from Steve Sax lima bean eating turkey

and you know how i feel about magic and cap.

kobe is a great player, however the un-necessary 7 game drama is fit for that hollywood logo on the mountain.

biggest example: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3FXLyNFew

I remember being absolutely livid at this sh*t

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dude was moving and acting like he was in pain. Shaq never got half the foul shot attempts he deserved imo

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because when phoenix is the 2nd best team out west then you that garbage is fixed. the west is a joke. lakers get over by default. feel is cuffing jewlery.

the lakers bench from the 80's could get a couple rings up against that softness out west and overall easily.

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i want La versus La. out of the mouth of the don.

>Feel says whatever he wants to the press and nothing ever
>happens.

Maybe it's just "the art of implication" at work, but he's basically called out the league for letting players travel or foul all the time, and no one in the league office gets mad, but if some other coach or GM says something similar, they get a fine.

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Him and Doc have been going at the refs this whole series and neither have been fined.

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he will get a game or heavy fine. stern let feel talk about players, citys,etc.. feel be Archie bunkering on his chair anyway he wants.

I guess I never hear about these fines as often as I hear about fines that players like Shaq or GMs like Cuban get. But yeah, it does appear he's fined bare minimum once a year, lol.

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keep reaching man.

get over the fact your team sucks!

>i mean is anyone that isn't a Laker fan really surprised at
>this being a 7 game series? Lakers are so overrated it hurts.
>they have won 6 games of this series and are still tied 3-3
>because they play in a soft western conference division and
>this past 3 year run is a insult to the better Shaq and Magic
>lead 3 straight runs.
>
>refs been bought and paid for.
>
>forget free tacos the Lakers should give there fans money back
>for allowing Boston to force a game 7 but then again them and
>Stern made a deal.
>
>Feel says whatever he wants to the press and nothing ever
>happens.
if your shaq bias wasn't so blatant. his ass was getting SWEPT out of playoff rounds repeatedly, the lakers shouldn't have even made it out of the WCF in 2000 (portland absolutely collapsed), yet somehow because shaq led the team they're aboe criticism or somehow more legit.

FOH man, you sound bitter, mad, and crotchedy.

this is the thing, that was impressive that comeback against a very talented Blazer team.

if you paid close attention i said the lakers have won 5 of the 7 games in this series, but don't act like they didn't choke a bit and have some calls go there way.

http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=8&topic_id=1514866&mesg_id=1514866&page=#1514950


>40. Well they shoulda won, they got all the calls
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in a tightly contested game who gets 20 extra free throws at home in a game 7 and doesn't even crack 90 points? another fix in the mix. so predictable.

celtics were 15 out of 17 from the free throw line and controlled the tempo and only got 17 trips to the free throw line?

typical Bought out in LA.

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