O�Neal Shaq-ing up in Sudbury?
By Gayle Fee & Laura Raposa | Tuesday, August 24, 2010 | http://www.bostonherald.com | The Inside Track

Word on the luxe real estate front is that the newest Boston Celtic - and possibly the newly engaged - Shaquille O�Neal, has found a humble little place to call home out in Sudbury. And by humble, we are, of course, joking.

We hear the Big Shamroq has rented a private hilltop four-dwelling compound on many acres that has all the comforts a star athlete requires - including a par-3 golf course!

Our spies say the spiffy sanctuary includes a 13-room manor home, a four-season party house, a five-room guest house and a three-room apartment. Perhaps Shaq is planning on feathering his local nest with reported fiancee Nicole �Hoopz� Alexander .

According to the St. Louis Post Dispatch, the Big Guy got down on one knee on the dance floor at the Sahara Mediterranean Cuisine and Hookah Lounge in suburban St. Louis over the weekend and put a ring on his date�s finger.

Internet reports say Shaq, who was in the Gateway City to play in a charity golf tournament, has been keeping company with Hoopz, a former contestant on the VH1 reality show �I Love Money,� for a few months.

The Celts� new center is just recently divorced from his wife of seven years and the mother of four of his kids, Shaunie Nelson . Question: Does rebounding with a gal named �Hoopz� who was on a show called �I Love Money� seem like a recipe for marital success?

Anyway, no word on whether Nicki was with Shaq on his house-hunting expedition with Coldwell Banker Realtor Tori McDowell . Tori said she couldn�t tell us a thing. Natch. But do stay tuned!

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Didn't d-wade use to smash that up?

SHAQ.DON'T.DO.IT!!!

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that chiseled jaw bitch got mileage. Why the fuck would you wife a chick damn near every Rap star/Baller/foreign millionaire been up in already?

Shaq is over 7 feet tal...maybe he *needs* a used up bitch to even fit?

..the pussay can adapt to any size LOL

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No tatoos just tated with scars- Amaar

millionaires

- u already know

no opinion on that other sh*t

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what's with niggas taking over ray jay's seconds?

he monster mashed and interior decorated
that pussy with rolls of nut paper .....

got damn......nutted in that bitches hair and everything

u would think shaq were old enough and connected enough to scoop a middle aged actress or something wtf

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like YOUR bitch didn't used to suck off a nigga who work the stockroom @ Target in the front seat of his 2003 Civic.

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when I come around, they frown
then wanna dap me down
but when I leave?

This nga paying for rooms and shit.. *smh*
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on the set....

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at the Pink Slip doing $5 lap dances

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"Take the surprise out your voice Shaq."-The REAL CP3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H5K-BUMS0

llolo

lol

i spit out my drank, fam

side chicks for years.

What these cats call sloppy seconds dudes like Shaq call it references. Just trying to hook up with a average jawn off the street will get you caught up like Kobe or Tiger or Big Ben. If you know a chick is already down and knows the game, why gamble on a rookie free agent when you can sign a proven veteran performer?

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than others. Now, ain't nuthin wrong w/ gettin it in but iono about wifing these chicks fam...
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wifing a chick that sucked a bunch of dicks of niggas nobody knows exists is better then wifing a chick that sucked a bunch of dicks on camera or had the shit described in detail on TMV
fuck all that
it's a TON of top notch hoes that are discreet wit their shit
shit kobe wife is one, and she is "respectable" now because the ho'ing she was doing 10 yrs ago was nice and discreet

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WIFE'N A HOUSEHOLD NAME HOE AND ALLOWING HER TO EVENTUALLY EAT OFF YOUR HARD EARNED CASH ONCE THE INEVITABLE DIVORCE IS FINALIZED IS TOM FOOLERY NIGGA.

shit, they tell on themselves w/ their priggish, hostile, childish attitudes towards women and sex.

it's 2010. women date, just like we do. just b/c some broad's been w/ more than a handful of guys don't make her a ho.

if yr girl's over 25, there's a pretty good chance she's had a fairly decent amount of cockmeat in her various orifi. you ain't planting no flags, homie. some nigga smutted that out long long ago. bust in her mouf, on her tits, had her doing back bends, licking his ass, all that good shit. get over it.

i mean, once you get past 5 or so, what's the fucking difference anyway?

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lol

Oh damn at this whole post.

*calls ups some cockmeat for the night*

LMAO!

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Southern girl but...


...attitude of the city
pretty, witty, girly, whirly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzJ2nHdsj7A

get @ a niggero. a brotha GOT them frequent flyer miles, stop playing.

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selfishly receiving thought, but I do do agree on the after 25 vaginal sex part. Even though I was in mostly exclusives...I was fucking ALOT ALOT + I started in HS on that part. lol


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Southern girl but...


...attitude of the city
pretty, witty, girly, whirly

>selfishly receiving

smdh. cats still out here enabling that bullshit? sheesh.

straight betamax.

>I do do agree on the after
>25 vaginal sex part. Even though I was in mostly
>exclusives...I was fucking ALOT ALOT + I started in HS on that
>part.

these niggas out there looking for virgins. like them shits still exist.

don't give me shit abt my friends, cook me a meal once in a while, and leave me the fuck alone while i'm watching sports. and i'm goooooooood � kanye

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it is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. - sherlock holmes

>smdh. cats still out here enabling that bullshit? sheesh.
>straight betamax.

It was more about me thinking dicks were ugly and I was still on that "white girls only suck dick" type shit. My high school sweetheart was like..."you don't think it's ugly when they running all up in you". LMAO...I just really thought I would never do it. Plus guys were not pressing me even though they would do me.

But guess what? When I did do it...it was because I wanted to and he didn't even ask. I was almost in my mid 20s.

>>I do do agree on the after
>>25 vaginal sex part. Even though I was in mostly
>>exclusives...I was fucking ALOT ALOT + I started in HS on
>that
>>part.
>
>these niggas out there looking for virgins. like them shits
>still exist.

I do know some chicks in their late 20s that were virgins though...I wonder is that still the case. One girl was really cute, too. Anyway...

>don't give me shit abt my friends, cook me a meal once in a
>while, and leave me the fuck alone while i'm watching sports.
>and i'm goooooooood � kanye

You know some niggas on here on some other cornball shit.


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Southern girl but...


...attitude of the city
pretty, witty, girly, whirly

my best friend's a lawyer, wife's an ex-model. and she was a mid-20's virgin when they met. he's still the only guy she's been with.

so yeah, they exist. i guess i just don't know why anybody would want to marry one lol. i always felt like those are the chicks that end up 40 yrs old, tricking off w/ the pool boy or some shit.

plus my guy got issues w/ women anyway. he was the one out the crew that ran thru em like white tees. dude was already in triple digits by the time we graduated high school. so i guess it makes sense that he'd be out here looking for some "pure" chick to marry, to counterbalance all his bullshit. morris chestnut in the best man ass nigga.

>I do know some chicks in their late 20s that were virgins
>though...I wonder is that still the case. One girl was really
>cute, too. Anyway...

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write a book. Ol' hypocritical ass nigga. LMAO!


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Southern girl but...


...attitude of the city
pretty, witty, girly, whirly

so, no. lol.

i'm more a quentin than a harper stewart tho.

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Southern girl but...


...attitude of the city
pretty, witty, girly, whirly

So you thought the phallus was an ugly being?

(I've always been part of the pretty mutherfucker dick club, no circumcised cock ring around the head either .....smooth like eggs.)

okay...I can understand that.
But were your friends doing head doctor episodes and telling you about them, and did that make you curious?

Most women start phallic gulping around sophomore year, and by senior year, they got a video series out on how to give head with a mint candy piece( just saying).

First time i got slob-moisturized, I was a junior, and this fat bitch wanted to such my dick( like most fat bitches do, cause they cant get no play). She was cute in the face, but straight up jewels and osco in her stomach and thighs. But her cerebral game was straight Sega....that bitch started to look fine to me afterward, like I seriously thought about sporting her as an arm-piece, but then a nigga woke up the next morning, and that bitch still looked like harpo-oprah...staight color purple "everything you do"....I aint never talk to that bitch again .....

What's your technique?

>So you thought the phallus was an ugly being?
>
>(I've always been part of the pretty mutherfucker dick club,
>no circumcised cock ring around the head either .....smooth
>like eggs.)

It's not the skin...I hated that it hung out/stuck out. I just didn't get it. I mean I "got it", but I didn't get it. LMAO! When I think about it, I never touched em until I was in my 20s. WOW! I just realized that. I might rub through some jeans, but once it came out...I was Stevie Wonder.

>okay...I can understand that.
>But were your friends doing head doctor episodes and telling
>you about them, and did that make you curious?

My best friend was a virgin until she was 20. I never talked about me having sex to her. But you know what was hilarious...she gave head 1st. And honestly...even she said it...I think her doing it made me wait even longer. I was mortified. LMAO. I wanted to be the last girl on earth who had not done it. Also you have to realize...I'm in my 30s...only freaks were sucking dick like that back in the day. Granted I still waited longer than most, but yeah...

>Most women start phallic gulping around sophomore year, and by
>senior year, they got a video series out on how to give head
>with a mint candy piece( just saying).

Nigga I was about to graduate from college. And it was with the man I was going to marry. Shit I saved anal, too.

You are wrong for this -- >She was cute in the face, but
>straight up jewels and osco in her stomach and thighs.

>But her
>cerebral game was straight Sega....that bitch started to look
>fine to me afterward, like I seriously thought about sporting
>her as an arm-piece, but then a nigga woke up the next
>morning, and that bitch still looked like
>harpo-oprah...staight color purple "everything you do"....I
>aint never talk to that bitch again .....
>
>What's your technique?

Nigga I was with you until you ask that question. LMAO. Put it like this: I give head like somebody who waited and did it when she wanted too. LMAO!


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Southern girl but...


...attitude of the city
pretty, witty, girly, whirly

Those were great replies. Thank you for your honesty and follow through.

Seriously, no bullshit.

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Southern girl but...


...attitude of the city
pretty, witty, girly, whirly

>
>It was more about me thinking dicks were ugly and I was still
>on that "white girls only suck dick" type shit. My high school
>sweetheart was like..."you don't think it's ugly when they
>running all up in you". LMAO...I just really thought I would
>never do it. Plus guys were not pressing me even though they
>would do me.
>
>But guess what? When I did do it...it was because I wanted to
>and he didn't even ask. I was almost in my mid 20s.
>

And it was good too Write. Shit made me blackout then I cried when I woke up. Props to you.

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>And it was good too Write. Shit made me blackout then I cried
>when I woke up. Props to you.

You are silly as hell.


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Southern girl but...


...attitude of the city
pretty, witty, girly, whirly

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*thinks, "I'm set. This chick has had all types of morning league cockmeat in her orifi."*

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@6:30 AM can be tiresome.


>*thinks, "I'm set. This chick has had all types of morning
>league cockmeat in her orifi."*


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Southern girl but...


...attitude of the city
pretty, witty, girly, whirly

>@6:30 AM can be tiresome.
>

Bound to be tired...

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...attitude of the city
pretty, witty, girly, whirly

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mf's have ran through Angelina Jolie?

And didnt Emmitt wife up Martin Lawrence's ex-beatpiece?

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Cuz everyone's done some shit, and none of that past stuff is important anyway.

I mean, if she begins a casual story with "so these ten guys were running train on me..."... I might arch an eyebrow.

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the jawnt could say "2" and you'll think she's lying anyway.

like, "yeah she ain't counting the time she got DP'd by juelz santana + ochocinco @ all star weekend... fuck that bitch"

let sleeping dogs lie, i say.

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it is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. - sherlock holmes

>like, "yeah she ain't counting the time she got DP'd by juelz
>santana + ochocinco @ all star weekend... fuck that bitch"
>

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vado better than Santana now tho

I knew he was in town a couple of weeks ago for Albert's golf tournament, I didnt know he was out here saving hoes, lol. Hoopz is a regular in town too.

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"You (Fisher) could get fired, Les Snead could get fired, Kevin Demoff could get fired, but I will always be Eric Dickerson.” (c) The God

why would she be a regular in st. louis?
no diss but is that shit worth visiting on the norm? doubt it
i know there was a big fight there the other week and PBF was in town
she prolly was trying get his cum droppings, or at least get larry hughes real quick or something lol

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charity golf tournament. Shaq was in town last year to film an episode of Shaq Vs. with Pujols, I'm sure in return Albert got him to come back for his golf tournament. If Hoopz is really his chick I guess he brought her with him this time. She's been here a couple of times before for club appearances.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2H5K-BUMS0

>why would she be a regular in st. louis?
>no diss but is that shit worth visiting on the norm? doubt it
>i know there was a big fight there the other week and PBF was
>in town
>she prolly was trying get his cum droppings, or at least get
>larry hughes real quick or something lol

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"have fun reveling in your pettiness tho" (C) Dula summing up 98% of OKS

"I didnt finish a damn thing...matter of fact I jerked off after she left."
-Kobe speaking to investigators

L D E A

ginuwine
tank
and whole rack of other unfamous niggas down south.
and jay gets crazy love for lapping up their cum residue.

hoopz fucked TI and prolly Ray-J. So what?

she geniunely likes basketball, has a tight ass body that she KEEPS in shape and she funny...and not in a generic ass black-girl-that-still-thinks-martin-is-funny kind way either.

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i'm saying.

maaaad heads done ran thru bey, and yet niggas who normally frown upon that shit in most any other situation be acting like duke bagged the grand prize.

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it is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts. - sherlock holmes

at some point sheetrock caves in, fam. ...just saying.

Any bitch that fucks him right, he's ready to wife up and throw in a condo.


....That's like some fucking Nazarene vow for him or some shit.



The nigga just got out of a fucking 10 year marriage ....now he is going back into one?

I bet she makes Hov wear a rubber

Really??? Not shocked, but definitely surprised...

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Hoops is sitting on Frankie Wave Cap's dime bag in a souped up impala.


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fuck this post


i will work harder


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laters

in shape and she funny...and not in a generic ass
>black-girl-that-still-thinks-martin-is-funny kind way either.
>

*Dead dead dead*

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Southern girl but...


...attitude of the city
pretty, witty, girly, whirly

when I see their video come on...Lil Boosie, Lil Corn Chips, Paul Wall, Frankie Wave Cap, Fish Nugget Terry....and Shaq wifing her?

Is there that much of a shortage of bitches in the universe? I would think Shaq could find a chick no one has ever seen before. Fuckin Madagascar or some shit. Half Lebanese and half Antartican bird.

And on top of that how you gonna get a chick that don't look better than your wife that has birthed 8 of your big black ass ashy kids?

Damn Kazaaam!

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laughing my nuts off @ all of this shit:

>Lil Boosie, Lil Corn Chips,
>Paul Wall, Frankie Wave Cap, Fish Nugget Terry....

>I would think Shaq could find a chick no one has ever seen
>before. Fuckin Madagascar or some shit. Half Lebanese and
>half Antartican bird.

>birthed 8 of your big black ass ashy kids?

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