What's up, Gods? This is your host with a quick reminder of the rules. <BR>1. 3 verses apiece<BR>2. 1 goes, then the other. None of that back to back shit!<BR>3.Post your time FIRST before you begin your keystyle!!!<BR>4. Make sure you vote on the other battles on site!!<P>READY...BEGIN!!!
************************* MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!
16 lines right, that was the rule...?<P>Yo Quidom, touch gloves....<P>When pitted to match wits I shift like tectonics<BR>no more a marked man than Jam, how ironic<BR>I shake pedistals like fault lines, the all time upset<BR>you'll crumble like Cali in the Pacific sunset<BR>I'm a siezmic (sp) psychic 'bout to cash in on insurace<BR>child of mother nature and father time, no freak occurence<BR>your styles are predictable and I just found the pattern<BR>but the puzzles in my pennings makes your head ring worse than Saturn<BR>I'll take is as a complement if you think my freestyles written <BR>while your verses read* like you typed 'em up in mittens<BR>I flow like Jepardy...giving you the answers<BR>you flow as well as a parapalegic dancer<BR>explicit with the fast flow, if you blink you could miss it<BR>and get the lump of coal out of your butt so you can kiss it<BR>goodbye, nice try, now you got a diomond from my tight ass verse<BR>this clash of the titans garaunteed to enlighten hope you saved the best for first....<P>
toe jam<P>p.s. how am i suppsosed to start a battle wit someone i aint seen heard or seen any posts from?cant study the technique or presence.but i aint complainin tho this is some next shit..peace...for now.
You wanna "rock"? I'm a diamond, <BR>and you're a fake jewel<BR>comin' up with rhymes that<BR>I was scribblin' in preschool<BR>now I teach the class how to <BR>keystyle with finesse kid<BR>I know I'm battling <BR>but it feels like I'm uncontested<BR>first round TKO victory unanimous<BR>call me up next time you post and <BR>I'll give you a hand with this<BR>words not even explicit but image obscene<BR>take my advice and don't <BR>get to close to your screen<BR>my punchlines got right hooks<BR>and uppercuts to match<BR>damn TOEJAM is getting SMOKED...<BR>maybe he needs the patch<BR>but forget it right you said <BR>that they saved the best for first??<BR>the best what? cause your sht ain't the best verse!!<P>One.1. Quidom<P>Posts guaranteed to boost IQ's!!!<BR>School's in session...
You are all over this battle...it took you ten minutes to come up with a reply and you shook down the place because it was definitely off the top of the head shit...I likes it
I go with toejam on round one here, he slacked off at the end a bit, but overall, it was better than quidom, quid though, your piece was alot better than some of the other posts ive seen in the tourny as of yet..<P>R1 - Toejam
12. "we supposed to vote now?" In response to Reply # 9
i thought we were gonna vote at the end of all three verses. but i guess not. yeah, i'm gonna say toejam on this round. qui, you came hard, but toe edged you out. but theres still two more verses to come........<P>the abbot has spoken.
~5~<BR>quindom deffently quindom<BR>Forget of my name... Remeber it only as a handshake... introduction to my Belief which is God... Ride instead the waves of my Interpreture... Music, Sound, Hypnotic if you choose... But truth and life regardless of your<BR>questionable timid compromises... which I intend to erase.. which will erase without hint of reward as I am only a messenger And you a sheep in process of evolutin.. almost at death with yourself and on the staircase of<BR>birth. Soon you may almost forget the smell of your family. --JIMI HENDRIX April 25, 1970 <P><BR>With the wink of an eye<BR>Egos, swell, bust and dive<BR>Kingdoms fall and cry<BR>With the wink of an eye<P>With the wink of an eye<BR>A new born baby cries<BR>And a hundred soldiers die<BR>With the wink of an eye -jimi hendrix
This might be one of the hottest battles in the tournament. Both of y'all came OFF!!<P>"I flow like Jepardy...giving you the answers,<BR>you flow as well as a parapalegic dancer"<P>Geezus!! That line had me rolling!! Plus all the earthquake references before that were ridiculous. Too sick!<P>I'll save my vote for after I read all three verses from each emcee.<P>PEACE<P>Doug (The New Guy)<BR>"While you exist in a perpetual state of mediocrity, I be droppin these on ya dome"
To find flaw in my flow you'd be stretchin like a canvass<BR>I paint images that scar your brain tissue and never vanish<BR>the first emcee among us to be crippled by foot fungus<BR>Who Will Win this War? I'll give you one guess...<BR>you came into this fight cockier than Rocky<BR>but Imma hit you quicker than a jug of saki<BR>droppin so much funky shit you need to light a match<BR>my plot already thickened, your plan has failed to hatch<BR>you're soft batch easy bake feeble PRESCHOOL fecal<BR>the reason why 57th term abortions should be legal<BR>like an amateur porn star, you need to come harder<BR>if rhymes was currency you'd starve trying to barder<BR>the martyr named Quidom is Quite Done<BR>I squeezed the last drop of blood out like a caprison<BR>and I'm still thirsty, so we'll go another round<BR>but I doubt our boy Qui can stage a rebound
19. "heads spin, let round two begin..." In response to Reply # 18
rebounds? I bounce back like rubber balls<BR>drive you crazy put you in a room with rubber walls<BR>fck rebounding I shatter glass backboards<BR>anything ToeJam posting Qui will flip backwards<BR>Jam a toe and then his girl's crotch too.<BR>I'll make you blackout like <BR>meth and the Funk Doc do.<BR>rock you like a boulder give you the cold shoulder<BR>even if you used a dark font, <BR>my rhymes would still be bolder<BR>I never bite your style, but I'll swallow you whole<BR>people run for cover when they notice that I'm on a roll<BR>lose control quicker than a whore's virginity<BR>poor kerosene, light the match you still ain't burning me<P>One.1. Quidom<P>Posts guaranteed to boost IQ's!!!<BR>School's in session...
~5~<BR>eoejam<BR>Forget of my name... Remeber it only as a handshake... introduction to my Belief which is God... Ride instead the waves of my Interpreture... Music, Sound, Hypnotic if you choose... But truth and life regardless of your<BR>questionable timid compromises... which I intend to erase.. which will erase without hint of reward as I am only a messenger And you a sheep in process of evolutin.. almost at death with yourself and on the staircase of<BR>birth. Soon you may almost forget the smell of your family. --JIMI HENDRIX April 25, 1970 <P><BR>With the wink of an eye<BR>Egos, swell, bust and dive<BR>Kingdoms fall and cry<BR>With the wink of an eye<P>With the wink of an eye<BR>A new born baby cries<BR>And a hundred soldiers die<BR>With the wink of an eye -jimi hendrix
20. "Definitely the hottest of the tourney so far..." In response to Reply # 0
Both of y'all are holding it down quite lovely. I am going to hold my vote til the end now (But he got you that first round, Qui!). Just too fucking close for comfort. Someone better pull out a headbanger before y'all be saying that we pulled a Holyfield-Lewis on that ass!!<P>DVSJ
************************* MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!
21. "its early, but i gotta give rd#1 to toe" In response to Reply # 20
<BR>i love metaphors and " make ya head ring like saturn" was polished, but quidom, im not taken credit from ya, your vs was tight also, remember this is a battle put it all on the table..!!!<P><P>D.a.m. n)- (1) metaphor user (2) certified okayplayer (3) wordplayer (4) part time story teller....<P>"and if i loose my voice n*g*a then ima flow online"- JADA(MUAH)KISS -L.O.X.
27. "final round....FIGHT!!!" In response to Reply # 26
Step in to no-man's land its just me and toe-jam<BR>three verses all it took to fuck up your program<BR>foot fungus coming softer than a slow jam acute angles<BR>TOE JAM I cut, amputation at the ankles<BR>smash your monitor and unpluged your keyboard<BR>no way that you could ever respond to these boards<BR>your knees sore cuz you been sucking on my dik<BR>all verses sick go ahead and take your pick<BR>call it a comeback cuz Quidom is on the move<BR>not even D'Angelo could be this smooth<BR>hook up to my rhymes through an IV my words are vital<BR>hand TOEJAM a gun because he's probly suicidal<BR>after phrases that I drop JAM could never beat the posts<BR>Quidom intentionally stepping on TOES<P>One.1. Quidom<P>Posts guaranteed to boost IQ's!!!<BR>School's in session...
29. "i was thinking the same thing...." In response to Reply # 28
well besides breaking the rules on that one, that last verse was youre best one. i'm not saying anything till toe brings his third. its still up for grabs...<P>the abbot has spoken.
I forgot about rule number two... If that disqualifies me so be it... (I don't think it should, but hey...). I just listened to the wake up show battle and they rotated, so I did the same shit. My fault. Penalize however you want.<BR>One.1. Quidom<P>Posts guaranteed to boost IQ's!!!<BR>School's in session...
31. "not to be anal or nothing, but..." In response to Reply # 0
"2. Alternate verses for a round. After a round is completed, either combatant can set it for next round."- DVS from the Daze vs. Lunchbox post... illegal or not...?<BR>One.1. Quidom<P>Posts guaranteed to boost IQ's!!!<BR>School's in session...
Sorry, I didn't clarify as much as I should! Back to back verses is this: Say you keystyle your shit in...and then realize that you didn't get in all 16 bars (I did this in the battle today). You cannot repost the rest of your verse...you gotta take the "L". Anyone can start the next round!!
************************* MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!
33. ""q" came off, but i gotta wait for toe jam" In response to Reply # 32
D.a.m. n)- (1) metaphor user (2) certified okayplayer (3) wordplayer (4) part time story teller....<P>"and if i loose my voice n*g*a then ima flow online"- JADA(MUAH)KISS -L.O.X.
~*~<BR>.<BR>.<BR>.<BR>With skills represented I get demented, you'll be tormented<BR>don't have to diss your family, I'm more inventive<BR>your shit is typical, you can't flip my lyricals reciprocal<BR>when I yank your IV DOA will be your clinical<BR>I'll make all your sylables mythical, did Quidom ever exist?<BR>Twisting your agenda, Imma constant protagonist<BR>took your last two verses to counterbalance my second<BR>and you're still on defence, just knowing my third becons<BR>No need to disqualify, it's more fun to eliminate<BR>your execution got such high ratings they're planning to sydicate<BR>I write rhymes with intelligence and elegance<BR>that break you down to elements, and trample you like three heards of elephants<BR>not ANY of your verses impressed me ONCE<BR>I found your efforts more offensive than the word "cunts"<BR>at Sunday School, only thing you're teaching your class is dying ungracefully<BR>and in case the Qui has no short term memory, tj, the emcee who slaughtered you, <BR>tastefully<BR>.<BR>.<BR>.<BR>~*~
37. "this is why i dont like bein a fuckin judge" In response to Reply # 36
<BR>this was the best round three in okayplaya history i mean yall both laid the cards on the table... im placin my vote with quidom for rd three...if im correct my tallies are as follows:<P>rd #1 toe jam<BR>rd #2 toe jam-um iffy iffy<BR>rd #3 quidom<P>but actually, do u know what id like to see, like the mets and reds, a final "wild card" showdown....<P><P><BR>"and if i loose my voice n*g*a then ima flow online"- JADA(MUAH)KISS -L.O.X.
38. "the winner is......." In response to Reply # 36
rd. 1 - Quidom, sounded more off the dome<BR>rd. 2 - ToeJam, "like an amateur porn star, you need to come harder," that's all I'm gonna say...ill, just plain ill<BR>rd. 3 - "Hand TOEJAM a gun cause he's probably suicidal" - sweetest rhyme of rd. 3 - Quidom]<P>Winner, BARELY, - Quidom...straight off the dome<P>ToeJam should get something though, for real...he F'ed S. UUUUUUUp - consellation round or something.<P>"My rhymes make your brain freeze like slush, or slurpees" - Casual
39. "He who advances..." In response to Reply # 38
Rd. 1- I give to Qui by a hair<BR>Rd. 2- Eh...Toe<BR>Rd. 3 Toe fucked shit up<P>I thought Qui was gonna run this whole Tourney, but Toe may be the man to upset it all if he keeps it up.<BR>Nice flow Qui.<BR>PEACE<BR>Scratch17
40. "i'm thinking exactly what dame is thinking...." In response to Reply # 36
i dont want to do this but heres how i saw it:<P>first round: toe by the slighest of margins<BR>second round: tied, i really couldnt say<BR>third round: again, tied, just too close<P>so, as close as it was, and as much as i want to see both of you advance, i'm gonna have to be true and give it to toe jam. hellova battle both of you.<P>the abbot has spoken.
41. "I know i'm not a judge but...." In response to Reply # 0
I'd have to give it to Quidom cuz he never took more than 10 minutes to rip shit up. I think Toe took twice as long on each verse.<P>but it was maaad close<P>Peace,<BR>Phil<P>"Okayplayer.com, first the Web, next, the World!" - Phil copyright 1999<BR>"Phil, You're a Genius" - Kayci Copyright 1999<BR>"I'm not a genius, I just say what other people should be thinking." - Phil Copyright 1999<BR>"Girl, you so chicken, your Grandfather's name is Colonel Sanders" - Phil Copyright 1999
45. "I want both Toe and Quidom to know..." In response to Reply # 44
I ain't made a decision yet! This shit is so close that I am printing up the battles so I can read them later on today!! Be back with the results...oh...and if you see that I drop an album with all of your battle lyrics bit and shit...it wasn't me <img src="http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/Images/happy.gif">
************************* MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!
both yall fugged ish up all across da dome... but on da real i think jam killed it on dat last verse. dat ish was sick!!!!! round 1 to jam, 2 toe quidom, 3 toe jam. nuff said
47. "yeah divine you stole my idea, i already started pressin em and seelin e..." In response to Reply # 45
D.a.m. n)- (1) metaphor user (2) certified okayplayer (3) wordplayer (4) part time story teller....<P>"and if i loose my voice n*g*a then ima flow online"- JADA(MUAH)KISS -L.O.X.
48. "My 3rd round pick goes to..." In response to Reply # 45
Here is the breakdown for me...<BR>Rd.1: ToeJam took it<BR>Rd.2: Quidom Wins with the "57th term abortions" joint...<P>Rd.3:...I couldn't even get past the "they're planning to syndicate" joint...ToeJam takes it by a nose...<P>That means I think "DaFungus" one this one...I hated to judge because both of y'all could have been in the finals with those punchlines. Feel free to curse me out later.<P>DVSJ
************************* MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!
After combing over each verse, I think I can now say that ToeJam won this. But for real, this one was too close. Both of y'all are two of the best I've ever seen on this message board. The only thing I hated about this battle is that you two had to meet in the first round. I'm gonna see to it that these battles are archived, cause y'alls shit was TOO NICE.<P>On the real, I'm mad amped about this battle. I gotta give it up to DVS for organizing this shit and making sure it runs smoothly. Keep doing this shit right and who knows....maybe one day we can setup a real, live and in person Okayplayer.com Emcee battle. I would love to see this online shit materialize into that.<P>PEACE<P>Doug (The New Guy)<BR>"While you exist in a perpetual state of mediocrity, I be droppin these on ya dome"
wins in my opinion because...<P>>after phrases that I drop JAM could never beat >the posts<BR>>Quidom intentionally stepping on TOES<P>stepping on TOES, ha get it??<P>seriously. he's dopeness<P>Lau....=c)<BR>pronounced "law" as in LAUrie<P>"But hey, what ever tickles your pickle man" - Me
59. "if it's worth anything..." In response to Reply # 56
i'm watching all the battles, and i've had to read this battle over and over again. it's hard as hell to call but i say:<BR>round 1- toe<BR>round 2- toe<BR>round 3- qui<P>it's damn near impossible to call between the two...the skills displayed are truly sweet.<BR>in the end i gotta go with toe.
I just want to say I think this was the funnest battle I've ever done online, maybe the most fun I've ever had online! I got so into this. Quidom, props on your performance. After I read the way you totally anihilated eSO a couple of weeks ago (I've never seen anyone taken out that completely before, from start to finish that whole message) I thought you would walk all over me, but I've surprised the hell out of myself here. I've always been more about the flow and how it sounds as an emcee than a writer exciter (not to say I couldn't write, but you understand), but in the three months I've been on line and found this site (thanks to 'ol Spread N'Fection aka Hands, who says hello) I really think my writing has grown.<BR>So, peace to Quidom and all Okayplayers, and I hope I made the next round.<BR>~Toe
First off, it ain't over... we got til fri. to find out who advances but ((second off)), I don't really care who does. This was the dopest battle I've ever been a part of/ seen and you held yours. Good sht TOE. In general, I just want to say that I'm thoroughly impressed at the way that all of the okaycontestants are handling this sht. No beef, just battles. I just wish we could have met later because that right there was the finals as far as I'm concerned (no disrespect to others). If you win, good luck in r2... Thanks DVS for setting all this up... peace.<P><BR>One.1. Quidom<P>Posts guaranteed to boost IQ's!!!<BR>School's in session...
They were both tight...but I have to say that Quidom was on top of the game and the fact that he ripped it seconds after the posts...<BR>peace <BR>kec<BR> " Friendship is built on trust not time, so it doesn't matter how long you have known someone physically." <BR> Talib Kweli of BlackStar
62. "Dome had a definete touch down" In response to Reply # 60
Bredren, Qui's rymes were flowing like water. He was ill. No disrespect Toe you held it down too, but no doubt I gots to stick with the QUIDOME 4 SHEEZY!!!!!!!!!!
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