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Lunchboxxx
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"Divine Versatile vs. Warlock"


  

          

Fight

Lunch and Yank - Spitters Union
Lunch and Chuck - Lunchbox For President
Lunch and Obsidian - Vivid Strokes Of Reality
Lunch and tREB - FreeLunch
Lunch and Dutch - Mr.Shhhhh You Only Live Twice
Lunch and Kneegrow - Know Games

  

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Topic Outline
Subject Author Message Date ID
Round One
Dec 07th 2001
1
Why the fuck not? (rd.1)
Dec 11th 2001
4
RE: Round One
Dec 11th 2001
5
Round Two
Dec 07th 2001
2
RE: Round Two
Dec 13th 2001
6
      A.B.V. (Another Bad Verse)
Dec 17th 2001
7
Round Three
Dec 07th 2001
3
RE: Round Three
Dec 24th 2001
8
      Rd. 3...Breaking point...
Dec 25th 2001
9

Lunchboxxx
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1. "Round One"
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

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Lunch and Yank - Spitters Union
Lunch and Chuck - Lunchbox For President
Lunch and Obsidian - Vivid Strokes Of Reality
Lunch and tREB - FreeLunch
Lunch and Dutch - Mr.Shhhhh You Only Live Twice
Lunch and Kneegrow - Know Games

  

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DivineVersatile
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Tue Dec-11-01 07:43 AM

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4. "Why the fuck not? (rd.1)"
In response to Reply # 1


  

          

It's the consummate professional lyricist nonquestioned...
Warlock hit with Bedknobs and Broomsticks swift at any given session...
My necromancer tomes resemble golden microphones...
The pen and pad is my familiar...
Double the bubble toil and trouble, enter 'Lock bewildered...
Into the center of a smackfest...fabricating lack of internet access...
But in reality the fear of wretched wilderness...
Sent Merlin catching Harriet Tubman Underground pilgrimages...
Skills held for ransom like Osama VHS's...
Drop mics and read the Bible Backwards, it eases ya stresses...
You've misplaced your efforts, every lyric is a wasted measure trying to wait forever for DV to hint at buried treasure...
My pleasure endeavor shitting niggaz in weather known to freeze my diseased philosophies on pleather jackets...
I packet like digital transmissions...
You uninformed bastardized internet bitcher spitten recycled writtens...
I smite you with a blow reminiscent of Norse fables...
From Asgard to the boards hooking ya game to jumper cables...
I more able than willing to bang lyrics at the ceiling 'til I crack hip hops foundation...maybe then we'll find your verse appealing...




The Infamous DVSJ

1/4 of THE GENESIS EXPERIMENT

The album "ORIGIN UNKNOWN" is completed and coming soon!!!!

*************************
MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!

Elmyra....the choice of a new generation

  

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Warlock
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Tue Dec-11-01 07:53 PM

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5. "RE: Round One"
In response to Reply # 1


  

          

Set the scene for the victim, once the arena is entered
DV get done faster than Michael Bivens singin in prison
Bitches sittin, spotted 'lock, an' thought he was easy pickin's
That's like Angie Stone not eatin dinner between the sittins
Black brotha's catch the blues and exit with squeamish vision
Crab rappers jockin, bringing friction so often my penis itches
Can this MC hurt the DV? Nigga, you seen the disses
Got the skinny on it faster than multi-bulimic bitches
DV's quittin once again? It's retirement season is it?
Tell all the pieces, I'm the reason your emceein' dream has ended
Steamin' pissed kid, 2 cd's released, your only option
work overtime at BK just to buy your girl a christmas stockin?
Nigga please! I dropped bombs before I worked at Lockheed Martin
Mark ass, come complete with bull's eye and matching targets
Tactics? heartless, ya thoughtless raps too pathetic to measure
Put your head into your spits and watch phoenetics get severed
Tar and feather your letters, expose a chicken's breast size
like Divine WASN'T the name of a film star/transvestite?
This ex-guy suckin dick for coke, yet you have no crack habit
Trix is for your missus, silly rapper, I jack rabbits...


"the malice I use is comparable to a warlock." - Murdoc

"I never said that battlin me, would be impossible
I just think it's highly motherfuckin improbable
You talkin to a nigga that can split molecules
to subatomic particles, strong enough to stop a bull
Body-slam two oxes and drop a mule
Urinatin rocket fuel" - Canibus

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Lunchboxxx
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2. "Round Two"
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

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Lunch and Yank - Spitters Union
Lunch and Chuck - Lunchbox For President
Lunch and Obsidian - Vivid Strokes Of Reality
Lunch and tREB - FreeLunch
Lunch and Dutch - Mr.Shhhhh You Only Live Twice
Lunch and Kneegrow - Know Games

  

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Warlock
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Thu Dec-13-01 05:10 AM

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6. "RE: Round Two"
In response to Reply # 2


  

          

I leave remnants of MC's unrecognized by descendants
When my pen hits I keep forensic dentists in business
DV quick to end this like his collegiate stint in Memphis
Dropped out faster than greased, limb-less premature infants
With each sentence spit, your chances of winning diminishes
My victory tinted with hints of Darwinian images
You're lyrically unfit, cortex catches interims of hemorrhages
I rock this gentleman, like unarmed Palestinian scrimmages
With a funk that rivals the scent of Dominican immigrants
And folds niggas up like Teepee's in Indian villages
Catch a calculated loss, I integrate your face and pavement
You go down faster than chicks caucasian in inter-racial relations
I defy space limitations and crush you with omnipresence
Afghanistan this man's rebellion as I quickly bomb the peasants
Flows come with aqua-essence, stem the tide and calm the water
Verbosely fucked, chicago hopeful plays the role of farmer's daughters
Armed with mortar, I rain on all false claims of divinity
Present enemies with authetic president Kennedy injuries
Got guts to spar, kid? You come up short in the nuts department
Trash-talk with skills tarnished, like other cats that's Phucking Garbage



"the malice I use is comparable to a warlock." - Murdoc

"I never said that battlin me, would be impossible
I just think it's highly motherfuckin improbable
You talkin to a nigga that can split molecules
to subatomic particles, strong enough to stop a bull
Body-slam two oxes and drop a mule
Urinatin rocket fuel" - Canibus

What's a sig?

  

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DivineVersatile
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Mon Dec-17-01 09:51 AM

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7. "A.B.V. (Another Bad Verse)"
In response to Reply # 6


  

          

Ayo, ayo ayo...check 1 2 1 2!!!
MC Bubablicious Fish Scales and the No Nutted Avenga comin' at you!!! WHAT WHAT!! ONE TWO ONE TWO!!

I masturbate to ya verses rockin' bunny slippers and draws...
Pinching ya jaws, cuter than Gary Coleman...
Hitting ya colon on some Ronald Reagan surgery shit...you know the business...
Cat smacking lyrics black fisted and caused blisters...
You've done ya history, all I've got on you is a negative...
And former verses filled with fag calling that got repetitive...
So bring it Mr. Stealth Auxilary with the equivalent status of Court Secretary...
Fucka I'm legendary, take a memo...
Within a lyric, no problemo...
Concept vets while niggaz jet son like space sprockets...
Popping shoulders out sockets with the strenuous pressure of lyrics that measure beyond ya meager polyesther semi-status...
COCK A DOODLE WHO THE FUCK IS WARLOCK? screams the Rooster...
Unleashing fury so wicked you need a Tetanus booster...
To speak again, a feeble medely of rhyme jargon...
Targeted lovely like half naked biddies with a hard on...
Punchlines will get you chuckles, but I've crafted ignant bastard metaphors that settle wars like atomic nuclear destruction...
A keyboard, a modem a monitor and no production...
Praying you can come up with something...




The Infamous DVSJ

1/4 of THE GENESIS EXPERIMENT

The album "ORIGIN UNKNOWN" is completed and coming soon!!!!

*************************
MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!

Elmyra....the choice of a new generation

  

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Lunchboxxx
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3. "Round Three"
In response to Reply # 0


  

          

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Lunch and Yank - Spitters Union
Lunch and Chuck - Lunchbox For President
Lunch and Obsidian - Vivid Strokes Of Reality
Lunch and tREB - FreeLunch
Lunch and Dutch - Mr.Shhhhh You Only Live Twice
Lunch and Kneegrow - Know Games

  

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Warlock
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Mon Dec-24-01 05:15 AM

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8. "RE: Round Three"
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Court secretary secured cause I jot the best writtens
Got Jubei, Golgo, Vassago jockeying for second position
So called-leader? Power fakin like 80's administrations
straight shakin like Ronald Regan deliberatin retaliation
Don't push the button! You ain't ready for the maledictions
Call your crib to spit the writtens, missus got you on restriction?
"Mike can't accept phone calls" since when is it her decision?
Even when Lunch tries to kick it, chicken gets to bitchin?
See, I'm married son and STILL ain't got no wardens in my district
Treason committed, I guarantee you'd taste less niggas dicks in prison...
got lyrics twisted like they came with areole, tinted toffe
Got your CD as a gift and used the shit to hold my coffee
You were the ONLY bitch to purchase your shit and open it
Even ya moms downloaded it, and was smacked by her modem kid
So you tellin me my production is lackin...
Is like Martin Lawrence giving Denzel Washington advice on acting -- It's just not happenin
See this rap thing is my hobby, focused on my degree strictly
You pushin 30 with nothin for it but a hundred make-shift frisbees?
See put simply, I'm endin this thing, I've no more time to be wasted
Now masturbate to that with my slippers hanging out ya anus




"the malice I use is comparable to a warlock." - Murdoc

"I never said that battlin me, would be impossible
I just think it's highly motherfuckin improbable
You talkin to a nigga that can split molecules
to subatomic particles, strong enough to stop a bull
Body-slam two oxes and drop a mule
Urinatin rocket fuel" - Canibus

What's a sig?

  

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DivineVersatile
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Tue Dec-25-01 11:49 AM

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9. "Rd. 3...Breaking point..."
In response to Reply # 8


  

          

Your stats is that of Jimminy Cricket trying to kick it with bonified playamakers praying someone slips you the digits?
Nigga!!!
Impact ya Play-Doh metaphorics made of paper mache off chronic from Bombay...now dig it...
Shit on the GENESIS?!? A faggot selling wolf tickets with nary and album, single or audio snippet...now...
Who stands naked astride the game like Ving Rhames contorting diction smashing Juice filled sissies with Pulped Fiction?
Who's riding Lunch's coattail, who chartered the deal?
Off NEMESIS my credentials print $100 dollar bills...
Your inclusion was an afterthought off months of meditation...
'Cause you couldn't write a verse without some form of anal penetration...
Now who's the general within this call at arms? Man-of-War BattleCat picking bones like Skeletor!
And my lady on the screening calls has NOTHING to do with ya scrub ass images...
On side I swing dick so ill it breaks out with blemishes...
And she just wants to protect another female object...
From clutches of pimpin' gorillas make chicks turn despondent...
You're married? Mail Order or Dial A Hoe? Pick or choose...
Get beat with lyrics so badly your honey's feeling abused...
Hop's relentless predator...hit THH, adjust ya negative...
'Cause in my prime, you fucking speed-bump...you ain't competitive.

Yo...on the real 'lock...thanks for lighing my fire again, sun.

The Infamous DVSJ

1/4 of THE GENESIS EXPERIMENT

The album "ORIGIN UNKNOWN" is completed and coming soon!!!!

*************************
MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!

Elmyra....the choice of a new generation

  

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