*people are welcome to do add on to this, it was gonna be a collab but i decided it should be an add-on*


yo, slap strap ya suspenders,
up-enders,
battle rap cats as the Avengers/
Im the marvel superhero rap tutor,
todays lesson, "art of the concept sharpshooter"/
Cyclops with a cockblock, hot shot/
spark lye as Johnny Blaze, I spy Hawkeye/ the archer,
aimed at Peter Parker/
spider sense tinglin minglin its hard to hit em/
Wolverine mean lean double dream team like Spidey and Venom/
Mary Jane slain by Hobgoblin,
thats one long tounge son, better for knob slobberin/
Havoc's CannonBall as X-factor
illin villian cape sportin back-slapper/
its the drastic elastic Fantastic Four...or Thor/
rock the hammer,
stammer on LOKI (low-key),
smoke Me? thats like zin once again doin the hokey pokey/
full-formed halle berry as Storm/
bring the thunder man,
Wonder Man,
I flip scripts on the Scarlet Witch,
chicks thick, with lipstick,
on the collar, holla at Namor for the liquid/
lyrical Juggernaut,
no spandex outfit, them nut-huggers hot,
Jean Grey telepathic pop rocks hopscotch/
i bring men the size of Kingpin, so increase thee bulk,
envious green, color of She-Hulk/
with Dr. Doom my flow zoom
at a pace so Scroofays can add on soon,
at the speed faster then the Flash passing gas next to QuickSilver/

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the NightCrawler,
teleportin night brawler
might sprawl ya/
my Professor X
flex
mental sex
subliminals,
Doc Octopus Omega Red head with the tentacles,
pinnacle's principal/
goddamit,
i charge ur house of cards like Gambit/
oats and barley,
Ghost Rider on the harley
with the chain out,
with his brain on a flame route/
what a hot head,with satans hairline,
vengeance near mine,
Bishop and Cable able to tear time/
politik at the Jubilee/ rap superheros its just U and Me

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great work son... thats fresh like a popsicle naw mean!??!?! stay up...

laxed

True sickness fam. Think you named all of the ones I remember, so I can't even add on...
Way to conjure da mem'ries

!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*()

People amongst People...
Love amongst Love...
Sin amongst Sin..

Eh yo it's the Hobgoblin,
bouncin like he hip-hopin
the drip-drop of liquid
Venom gettin sick wit
evil black suit shit
Spidey sense is tingling
Swinging on webs n shittin on Feds
Y'all Daredevils ain't even on my level
Blind, so turn up the treble
Turn down the bass so you can hear my voice straight
Up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane
It's Arcade fukkin the X-Men wit a brand new game
Play a Gambit, ya card hand's a damn shame
Rogue can't touch but she's e'rybody's dame
If you got the bitch, flaunt it,
But use a glove for love like the Infinity Gauntlet
Carnage mouth wide open n' taunting
Flaunting the flamboyant flame color
But Johnny'll Flame On that ass till he
Land wit Kingpin in the gutter
Hear the pitter patter of a shutter
Must be Peter Parker, trynna get paid f' picutures
But picture this, Iron Fists n shins
Ku-Fu rage battlin back crack wit Luke Cage
No nine-to-five, gettin paid by J. Jonah Jameson
Fuck dat, run ya own game,
Mary Jane plain gettin confused wit the Typhoid
Namor the sub-mar, never sub par, swimmin' wit the tight Flows
Yeah, ya like those like Wolfsbane likin Sam,
All over that shit, like she the Multiple Man
Avengers gettin' tight wit the Man
While Hulk's on the run, smash shit wit no plan


...ok...gott go, haha.

I luv this thread. I'll be back.

peace,
-Tp

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bamf.

hell yeah!!!!!!!! HAHA!!!

"Play a Gambit, ya card hand's a damn shame
Rogue can't touch but she's e'rybody's dame
If you got the bitch, flaunt it,
But use a glove for love like the Infinity Gauntlet"

thats ill right there yo, good lookin

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I aint adding SH*t but i'll tell you this, Idea is of the page...Love the concept and i'll be reading and checking in to see if guys are keeping it real.... Totally a marvel universe person myself

"To create a thought is devine especially done with spectacular company" - Seyi Awolesi S@ge080219710500(Wordsmith)

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Everything that has been dropped in this thread so far was crazy. Definitely takes me back to my days as a youngin' buying all these comics, trying to collect all the different Marvel card series. Dope concept. I'll be back to add on later.

"You can't change the past, but you CAN make the future and anyone who tells you different is a fucking lethargic devil"
-Immortal Technique

"You gotta work like a slave to eat like a king"
-Raekwon

משה גידון בן יעקב עיסר

i'm a
gamma infected spider bitten cosmic ray soaked
genetically superior punisher -- check my gunsmoke
keepin' my claws retracted and beams in check for the moment
i get a little sinister when i nix six opponents
i claim dr. doom immunity so no pressing charges
i'm the x-factor in this game with adamantium hardness
so i take it to the Max cuz i'm not made for adolescents
and i become the Ultimate MC as i redefine my essence
so bring your phoenixes and warbirds but i'm still the bird that's early
i bring it stunning like stan lee
remain the king like jack kirby
call me the ghost riding power man, one of the few who still has vision
i'm the Dynamic Contradiction to my Distinguished Competition.
-----
what WHAT?
do a DC thread next!
slim

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"You Sensitive Bastard", Rob Sturma's latest book of poems, is available directly from the author. It's a pretty book with a real ISBN number and everything.

www.myspace.com/robsturma

u want me to do a DC thread, u read my mind, i was gonna do that after i finished my short story, and i might have to hit his up again, everybody spittin solid gold, that admantium line was bananas too, feelin it like track 5 on reasonable doubt

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dusk had long befell westchester
it had been another long semester
cards lit up as they tried to arrest her
kinetic energy burned a hole in the cop's polyester
and froze a wrist
dropping that southern bell with the kiss straight from hell
shouts of "cease and desist"
but the cajun couldn't resist
"mais no!"
out flew the king, the jack, the six
and into his arms fell the queen that he would miss
who never could feel the thrill of bliss
but into the sky they flew
dodging bullets, feeling this
as "grab the mutant scum!" rang out
"But this is a school for the gifted!
Sugah plum"
at the time when most the county slumbered
the two weary x-men realized that they were outnumbered
The scarlet wanderer ducked and covered
and under a tree they discovered
a hundered other changes of the mood
up from the ground came the shrieking of the brood
"This is bad science fiction mon ami!
My deck is fifty two and I've been wittled down to three"
"and the rest of the x-men have been taken into custody"
all hope seems lost
the authorities view the mutants as the leaders of the brood
"eradicate at all costs!"
SWAT teams, SEALS, and special ops
military
seem to have the upper hand
but aye yo quite to the contrary
cop cars and guns and metal went flying
balberings accelerated and burned through skin frying
magnetic shield engulfing
telepathic eye spying
What was magneto now trying?
wondered Charles from afar
and what are these cops hiding?
is he after us
Then he realized magneto was after proteus
who was locked up in hiding
he grabbed the boy criminal but was twisted by subliminal
the cops ran beyond the vestibule
snd I sit here watching it all, i don't like to mingle
but I had to move when my spidey sense tingled
webbed hole by the brood
"give me back those x-men, theft is rather rude"

im glad ya diggin this concept, i see we got some marvel heads up in here, that was an ill storytellin version right there k_rockah, everyone is rippin it, the last time i started an add-on i was the only one adding on, i guess ya feelin the topic at hand, ima be back in here too, pizzle

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>Everything that has been dropped in this thread so far was
>crazy.

_________________________________________
"Too weird to live.... too rare to die..."

IG: KnowOne215 | PS+ ID: KnowOne215

i was rulin these bones
before bruce knew he was a banner
silent brooding in the bellum
while they tell em "mind yer manners"
supressed like a silencer
stressed while his reliance on
blessed gamma rays
paved the way
for me to ride today
these bitches who made me bleed
through their greed
they're gonna PAY today!
ripped through my shirt
cause it hurts
for me to STAY this way!
battered and bruised!
no more shoes!
better to SLAY this way!

POETRY BAD
HULK NOT LIKE
HULK SMASH THREAD
AND CRUSH THE MIC

"To be a poet is a condition, not a profession."
- Robert Frost

http://inevitabletruth.blogspot.com/
http://www.lulu.com/content/187759
http://www.hdfest.com/Barry/allreviewsbarry.html
http://wishbonec.wordpress.com/

LMAO

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Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

that was hot---
I've been thinkin of this line for Hulk

"I get Bruce Banner on these bitches thats Danny Tanner--
Put that shit in your day planner-- Bitch I'm the Hulk with the Bulk in my gyms... ready to rob the cradle with them Olsen twins

PEACE
KC

haha...Bruce to Hulk...sick MC to illiterate poet...LOL

-Tp

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bamf.

(seriously though. i'm putting my homey BuddhaHat on under my name because he's feelin' the Marvel theme. so without further ado...part of my cre

When you thought Conan was cancelled
I tell you we're not thru
I bring down a big ol' battleax
that I stole from Groo
and now you tellin' me I'm too obscure
and it's "Marvel Proper" that you thirst
it ain't your choice, I got the power
like a Master of the Universe
what're you here for if you're supplyin' dumber raps
wrap you up in badndages and slash you like a thunder cat
and reppin' for my boys who didn't survive issue 50
cuz i had a subscription and goddammit i thought that Alf was nifty
but seriously if you think that i ain't savvy to the Marvel comics medium
than you as ashamed of me as Charles Xavier is of his crazy freak son Legion
yeah that's right i said it
Xavier's got a kid and the Shadow King posessed him
if you don't believe me you can get shot up like a Sin Eater confession
so the lesson that i'm stressin is that i'm a Marvel Comix darlin'
never sellin' out for toys and crap like Jim Lee & McFarlane

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www.myspace.com/robsturma

LMAO....thread of the year!

>Mary Jane slain by Hobgoblin,
>thats one long tounge son, better for knob slobberin/

peace,
-Tp

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bamf.

thats my favorite quote too, thats one of them joints u write and bust out laughin at ur own joke, LOL

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im boycotting writers block....!

laxed

period...

laxed

somebodies' been watching the history channel!?

great flow.. magically delilcious

~~~~~~~~ luv R.
https://www.facebook.com/robyn.wildchild12
psycho.
"Institutions encourage us to consider the opinions they sell as "facts" and that we "believe" rather than question the morality they pitch."
cities need fewer shopping malls and more skat

ya done made me take it way back, what the fuck
im stuck short like Puck,
with luck my slapstick like Howard the Duck
dat's Ric, his flows cold and so enticing
Fire spit, Johnny Blaze but still smooth as Iceman
sacrificin natives named Warpath
the strength of when Thor smash
lightning strikes, beware the Thunderbird
word, Miracle got native culture
spit more aged villians then the Vulture
I administer a stance by Mister Sinister
the Texas Twister cocked the nina
my personalities are meaner then In-Betweener
I even left the Goblin Greener
im not gassed, but u can call me petro
i spit vaseline at Electro
I CrossBones and Double DareDevils
at level of deadlifts, and a dead pull
im so bad, Cap and Nomad blast on Red Skull
i topple anger, as Doppleganger, with the Webbed Madame
more in store ock, the flow and ebb of Adam Warlock
Infinity is this Guantlet, mano e mano
I'll body-slam Thanos
My Apocalypse will stop a lisp
i know, its a Shocker, I'm a Quasar
MoonBoy, "stop humping the LASER"
Colossus swells to unearth ya
Miracle the 3rdperson Silver Surfer beserker
with Archangel etiquette
I spark angles with Marvel as the subject..and flow as the predicate...

YeP

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that one was kinda wack, lol, so i had to hype it

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Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

dude...that wasn't wack...
Now backtrack to time when Psylocke was British
Butterfly eyes, turned Asian, then I'd hit it
Bullseye joking now, but the fucker's never kidding
He'll hit you, stick many men, just like Fiddy
Starks making millions like his name was P Diddy
That rhyme was shitty, but no shittier than Slapstick
Light-weight like Longshot, like Mojo causing static
Illmatic automatic bust glocks like Frank Castle
You killed my parents, now got that brooding schtick mastered
Bastards, and that's literally like Logan
Why is every Asian samurai or shogun?
No superpowers, just swords and blowguns,
The Hand's slapping down now, across ya pale cheek
Like Betsy Braddock, I turn all you yellow, just like me!
All you that braggin, you can call yourself my children
How many heroes you know makin millions?
Starks talking stocks with Reed, and Prof X
While Luke Cage n' Paige both bleed in debt
Now that's funny, money, the one hero's vice
While we're stuck paying a fukkin four dollar cover price!
Christ, I'm a sage, just call me Doc Strange
Iron-man mainframe, Ghost stole my game
Y'all insane, I'm insight, like Uatu
I'm watching you, so ask ya self What If...
...my little wack rhyme, just blows ya whole shit?
(shit!)

HAha...now *that* was wack!

-Tp

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bamf.

LMAO, ayo that wasnt wack either...ima list what i think are the lines of the threa

~Why is every Asian samurai or shogun?
No superpowers, just swords and blowguns,~
too true, LMAO
~Mary Jane slain by Hobgoblin,
thats one long tounge son, better for knob slobberin/~
~lyrical Juggernaut,
no spandex outfit, them nut-huggers hot,~
~i claim dr. doom immunity so no pressing charges
i'm the x-factor in this game with adamantium hardness~
~"This is bad science fiction mon ami!
My deck is fifty two and I've been wittled down to three"~
~POETRY BAD
HULK NOT LIKE
HULK SMASH THREAD
AND CRUSH THE MIC~
~but seriously if you think that i ain't savvy to the Marvel comics medium
than you as ashamed of me as Charles Xavier is of his crazy freak son Legion~
~i know, its a Shocker, I'm a Quasar
MoonBoy, "stop humping the LASER"
Colossus swells to unearth ya
Miracle the 3rdperson Silver Surfer beserker
with Archangel etiquette
I spark angles with Marvel as the subject..and flow as the predicate...~

I think im done, ive personally exhauseted the theme, whenever u bringin back Moonboy, its time to go, thats like going back to the Puppet Master or Thin Man or something...CRAZY



~Play a Gambit, ya card hand's a damn shame
Rogue can't touch but she's e'rybody's dame
If you got the bitch, flaunt it,
But use a glove for love like the Infinity Gauntlet~

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Building repetoires (c) spm since 1983

yea yea, I agree wit you on the "Best Of" list.

I'm done too man...I just referenced Slapstick (anyone remember?!?!)..that means I'm out of references.

As a last drop though, I edited my last verse. I wasn't too happy with the flow of it.

For anyone who's interested:

Marvel-ous on the Mic (Issue #2):

Now backtrack to a time when Betsy Braddock was British
Butterfly eyes, turned Asian, now I'd hit it
Bullseye crackin jokes, but the fucker's never kidding
He'll hit you, stick many men, just like Fiddy
Starks making millions like his name was P Diddy
That rhyme was shitty, but no shittier than Slapstick
Light-weight like Longshot, like Mojo causing static
Illmatic automatic bust glocks like Frank Castle
You killed my parents, now got that brooding schtick mastered
Bastards, and that's literally like Logan
Why is every Asian a samurai or shogun?
No superpowers, just swords, chords and blowguns,
The Hand'll slap ya slow son, across ya pale cheek
Like Shinobi to Psylocke, I turn y'all yellow, just like me!
Alla you that braggin, you can call yourself my children
How many heroes you know makin millions?
Starks talking stocks with Reed, and Prof X
While Luke Cage n' Paige both bleed in debt
Now that's funny, money, the one hero's vice
While we're stuck paying fukkin four dollars cover price!
Christ, I'm a sage, just call me Doc Strange
Iron-man mainframe, Ghost stole my game
Y'all insane, I'm insight, like Uatu
Feel my eyes watching you,
Silence ya whole crew, man I hear crickets, so ask ya self What If...
...my little wack rhyme, just blows ya whole shit?


-Tp

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bamf.

........this was crazy........this was a sic theme.....everybody threw it down......this was fun to read......big ups playas!!.......One

" I make beats that make beats say Uhh!"

www.soundcloud.com/m-born

up, for those who missed, and a shaken head for those who have no idea what the hell were talkin about, j/k, lol, i love this thread...*hugs thread*, oops my bad...oh and toothpick, i used slapstick in my last joint too, so i'd agree us two are done for, if anyone can add on now, i will give u the marvel universe crazed comic book collector" award...Pizzle

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i don't know if you know of last emperor at all, but he did a joint

not the same as this but it's got that comic book battle theme to it.

it's a cool concept, he matches up comic book characters v. his hip hop super team.

i.e. busta v. doc oc, red man v. ben grimm, gza v. prof. ex and so on.

*grins* missed that one! Man...we're geeks.

Archive!

-Tp

>up, for those who missed, and a shaken head for those who
>have no idea what the hell were talkin about, j/k, lol, i
>love this thread...*hugs thread*, oops my bad...oh and
>toothpick, i used slapstick in my last joint too, so i'd
>agree us two are done for, if anyone can add on now, i will
>give u the marvel universe crazed comic book collector"
>award...Pizzle

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bamf.

Mary Jane slain by Hobgoblin,
thats one long tounge son, better for knob slobberin/
Havoc's CannonBall as X-factor
illin villian cape sportin back-slapper/
its the drastic elastic Fantastic Four...or Thor/
rock the hammer,
stammer on LOKI (low-key),
smoke Me? thats like zin once again doin the hokey pokey/
full-formed halle berry as Storm/
bring the thunder man,
~~~~~~~

funny you should post this...peep my new incrediblr hulk piece on the board yo...lemme ask u...was it the hulk movie that inspired this...cuz i got some inspirastion from that ish as well...

i like it yo...

-Otto