What's up, Gods? This is your host with a quick reminder of the rules. <BR>1. 3 verses apiece<BR>2. 1 goes, then the other. None of that back to back shit!<BR>3.Post your time FIRST before you begin your keystyle!!!<BR>4. Make sure you vote on the other battles on site!!<P>READY...BEGIN!!!

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MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!

Elmyra....the choice of a new generation

Word, its 6:10 PM check:<P>I ate ya mother out and all i got was pure cancer<BR>the lyrical romancer, sherlock, maulin ya like a panda<BR>in canada, ill freeze ya to the point of amnesia<BR>fuck you over like mumia hit you over the head with a street meter<BR>im the beat eater, so when you try to flow on rhythm<BR>i make sure that your position is hammered like pistons<BR>i killed you so quick, you didn't even get to see death<BR>my only quest is to profess stress till the point where you rest<BR>in peace, im as original as the olympics are to greece<BR>my flow is great, i can liquidfy a cement street<BR>and then solidify it, right as you're walking by it<BR>cause riots cause im so phat, i need to go on a diet<BR>Holmes, melting ya whole style like ice cream cones<BR>so much skills, i could kill you with one fucking gnome<BR>check the tone, in this space-age game Im like NASA<BR>you're a man sittin in his pinto, wishin it could go faster

<P>11:48pm est.....<P>given 16 lines and a theme i select verses from the dome<BR>diggin up dirt like skulls and bones of sherlock holmes<BR>its said that he melts styles down like ice cream cones,<BR>while my flows are known to rust out microphones<BR>electrical spark from wires, my desire's to retire-<BR>rookie mc's careers, they fear my method to aspire<BR>higher than the heavens, it took only 7 lines, count em if u care<BR>but the rules are 20 less four and at this point im half way there<BR>now ive reached 9 of 16 splittin spleens of personified rap figurines<BR>battlin me is like a bantam weight fighter facin off with butter bean<BR>dream if you wish, dished lyrics cloud ya vision like thick mist on windshields<BR>reveal my vicoius alter ego, a hazard, breakin barriers and safety seals<BR>you probably key your writtens on "word", cut and paste and then post<BR>dont worry a bit agaisnt the rules but i wont alert dvs the battle host<BR>just remember my delivery tough like the skin of anacondas and alligators<BR>while you "speak" more game than madden and those other sport commentators<P><P><BR>"and if i loose my voice n*g*a then ima flow online"- JADA(MUAH)KISS -L.O.X.

D.a.m. n)- (1) metaphor user (2) certified okayplayer (3) wordplayer (4) part time story teller....<P>"and if i loose my voice n*g*a then ima flow online"- JADA(MUAH)KISS -L.O.X.

D.a.m. n)- (1) metaphor user (2) certified okayplayer (3) wordplayer (4) part time story teller....<P>"and if i loose my voice n*g*a then ima flow online"- JADA(MUAH)KISS -L.O.X.

443<P>given 16 lines and a theme i select verses from the dome<BR>diggin up dirt like skulls and bones of sherlock holmes<BR>its said that he melts styles down like ice cream cones,<BR>while my flows are known to rust out microphones<BR>electrical spark from wires, my desire's to retire-<BR>rookie mc's careers, they fear my method to aspire<BR>higher than the heavens, it took only 7 lines, count em if u care<BR>but the rules are 20 less four and at this point im half way there<BR>now ive reached 9 of 16 splittin spleens of personified rap figurines<BR>battlin me is like a bantam weight fighter facin off with butter bean<BR>dream if you wish, dished lyrics cloud ya vision like thick mist on windshields<BR>reveal my vicoius alter ego, a hazard, breakin barriers and safety seals<BR>you probably key your writtens on "word", cut and paste and then post<BR>dont worry a bit agaisnt the rules but i wont alert dvs the battle host<BR>just remember my delivery tough like the skin of anacondas and alligators<BR>while you "speak" more game than madden and those other sport commentators<P><BR>Verse two, i 'come' at you like sparactic ejaculation<BR>diggin up dirt? im diggin up entire train and bus stations<BR>bury you under them, the frozen tundra couldn't defend<BR>the heat ima bring when i battle, and then press send<BR>if i offend you, then my purpose on this earth has been fulfilled<BR>im slicker than oil spills, splatterin ya alter ego on that windshield<BR>I been healed from round one, first aid? ya might have found some<BR>my rhymes got more flavor than that on a magical hambuger bun<BR>i'll make ya stamina run completely empty, im like a bently<BR>you're similar to a matchbox car that was sent to me<BR>i lent it to you to use, but that shit broke down in tempe<BR>arizona, now you stuck in one place like lisa mona, i got plenty<BR>of surgical moves, and trachcial tubes to bother you<BR>the only time you could kick some ill shit is with a shoe<BR>i got you payin dues, your whole style ive mentally abused<BR>my moves'll have you staggerin like unlimited proof booze that i brewed<P>peace

<P><BR>D.a.m. n)- (1) metaphor user (2) certified okayplayer (3) wordplayer (4) part time story teller....<P>"and if i loose my voice n*g*a then ima flow online"- JADA(MUAH)KISS -L.O.X.

D.a.m. n)- (1) metaphor user (2) certified okayplayer (3) wordplayer (4) part time story teller....<P>"and if i loose my voice n*g*a then ima flow online"- JADA(MUAH)KISS -L.O.X.

judges approach mic battles like DAME never cease to amaze<BR>youve entered a phaze, never experienced in all your mic liftin days<BR>make way when i flow, when gats blow, -pray shots only graze<BR>but if they penetrate, i wont hesitate to be the first attendin your wake<BR>maybe ill adjust and re evaluate your fate, clean off your slate,<BR>wait for the right time to clock in and attack when opportunity knocks<BR>dame at war with mic's and glocks<BR>against magnifyin glasses and vestless trench coats sported by sherlock-<BR>holmes, youve gotta better chance of breakin vertebrae and bones <BR>with sticks and stones, rather than words that hurt channeled thru microphones<BR>death threat slogans are what im quotin, you claimin to master the spoken<BR>if this was a dream, i controll the matrix to which you have awoken<BR>your token ass verses couldnt buy your way on a subway<BR>turnin over adventure games at the stations ive played<BR>afraid as you franticaly turn the key to ya broken down whip as it stalls<BR>cuz DAME drop lines contantly like a payphones disconnect phone calls.....<P><BR>"and if i loose my voice n*g*a then ima flow online"- JADA(MUAH)KISS -L.O.X.

700 on the dot<P>What can you do when I banish you from this lyrical competition<BR>my shit's like a demolition mission compared to preschool addition<BR>every shot you take, you missin, im on point like stalactites<BR>im fuckin up ya chemical composition so you dont reproduce right<BR>choke the D, strangle the A, leave the M E out to decay<BR>your rhymes are more trash than the shit left on the curb on garbage day<BR>pardon me saying, im not playing but ya style is so degrating<BR>me and the next round are so close, its almost like we mating<BR>im carbon dating the mic i use, cause i rock it so hard<BR>you so far away from me lyrically, you need a green card<BR>i seen far into the crystal ball, and determained that<BR>in the future i rule the universe like egyptians were ruled by cats<BR>everytime you counteract, i laugh, realizing how far past<BR>my rhymes have matured, the win i insure, this battle will be ya last<BR>i smoke so much emcees and weed that the marijuana smokes me<BR>my vocabulary can make you sink in a tributary - sherlock, sincerely. <BR>

SPAT UPON, BEATIN...DAMN <P>"COME ON "D" GET IT TOGETHER, OK (SNIFFLE SNOT) <P>AIGHT-I GOTTA REGROUP..!<P><BR>D.a.m. n)- (1) metaphor user (2) certified okayplayer (3) wordplayer (4) part time story teller....<P>"and if i loose my voice n*g*a then ima flow online"- JADA(MUAH)KISS -L.O.X.

<BR>"and if i loose my voice n*g*a then ima flow online"- JADA(MUAH)KISS -L.O.X.

dame remain calm when i unleash bombs, -lyrical psalms<BR>the 67th book palmed on how to remove holmes from okayplayer.com<BR>i reduce the livin, with instruction given, assassinate with deadly verbs<BR>by the conclusion of this battle, youll surrender your username and password<BR>heard for the last time is sherlock, and never again will he flow<BR>todays october 5th and the last time youll view the writers block login window<BR>so once was a legend who puffed herb and hibernates in boondocks as a primitive<BR>sherlock, you have been demoted your ranking selected now is ace ventura pet detective<BR>cuz your in search for an animal my demeanor a canibal<BR>fanaitical a ragin bull, devour your entirty in whole cuz im cold<BR>bold to where youll liquify and piss your name out "s-h-e-r" "h-o-l-m" "l-o-c-k" "e-s", out in a toilet bowl<BR>"ahhhh", in a swirl as i flush, hush as my fury unfurls<BR>you ve entered the world of dame, itll take a miracle to sustain<BR>blame your lack of skills and talent for your immediate termination<BR>this rap sensation sips kerosene spittin flames to confrim your annihilation<BR>after this 16 line presentation youll forfeit the fourth round or any comeback situation<P><P>"and if i loose my voice n*g*a then ima flow online"- JADA(MUAH)KISS -L.O.X.

"and if i loose my voice n*g*a then ima flow online"- JADA(MUAH)KISS -L.O.X.

holmes took it but peace to dame im just glad one of em is eliminated

That "Matrix" metaphor almost did me in!!! I don't now what to expect next...I'm on my way to round 3!!

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MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!

Elmyra....the choice of a new generation

DAME took the first round with a Felix Trinadadian flurry in the latter rounds of his verse. Both of you was swinging, no doubt...but DAME made me squeal like a lil' bitch! I can' let my feminine side go unnoticed!!!<P>DVSJ

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MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!

Elmyra....the choice of a new generation

~5~<BR>gotta give it to holmes.<BR>Forget of my name... Remeber it only as a handshake... introduction to my Belief which is God... Ride instead the waves of my Interpreture... Music, Sound, Hypnotic if you choose... But truth and life regardless of your<BR>questionable timid compromises... which I intend to erase.. which will erase without hint of reward as I am only a messenger And you a sheep in process of evolutin.. almost at death with yourself and on the staircase of<BR>birth. Soon you may almost forget the smell of your family. --JIMI HENDRIX April 25, 1970 <P><BR>With the wink of an eye<BR>Egos, swell, bust and dive<BR>Kingdoms fall and cry<BR>With the wink of an eye<P>With the wink of an eye<BR>A new born baby cries<BR>And a hundred soldiers die<BR>With the wink of an eye -jimi hendrix

Round 1 - DAME<BR>Round 2 - Holmes<BR>Fireworks are sure to end this one<P>"I let you take a swing and you bunt it for an easy out" - Pharcyde

I can't call this shit. I'll read one and decide they won, then I'll read the other and chnge my mind. Keep bringing that shit, make it tight start to finish, cause after this next round SOMEBODY'S GOING DOWN!!!<BR>~Toe

gotta lil hip hop ala novel for ya peep the adventures of b-man, tinky and of course me..<P><P>D.a.m. n)- (1) metaphor user (2) certified okayplayer (3) wordplayer (4) part time story teller....<P>"and if i loose my voice n*g*a then ima flow online"- JADA(MUAH)KISS -L.O.X.

sherlock_holmes. this was a super close battle but i think holmes just edged it out. i think you all should keep battlin. bring on round 4<BR>peaceR

tight as gnat booty. keep it up, and I might start crying. DAME came strong as fu-k, but so did sherlock. I give it to Sherlock in the first, DAME in the second, hours of therapy in the third.<P><BR>Can someone explain this rap game? I lost my "how <BR>to be a playa" insruction book...<P>boocho=out; ______=in...2000

round one: DAME<BR>round 2: Sherlock<BR>round three seems unfinished 'cuz DAME had to regroup. Finish what you start, guys. Peace1<P><P><P>every night i twirl my baton for world peace

yo, you know this is a tight battle<BR>the votes are scattered like concentration cards<BR>dame, wheres round three! come on now!

until round three is complete

Holmes was fat...but i give it to DAME<P>PEACE<BR>Scratch17

dame took the first, the second was kinda dead locked, and the third verse sherlock took was ILL!!!!!!! its gonna take one of the hardest verses you got, dame, for me to give it to you. but i'm not saying nothing till its over....<P>the abbot has spoken.

r1...damelock<BR>r2...sherdame<BR>r3... I wet myself with sherlocks verse but I got faith in dame... if he escapes the blair witch it should be interesting... (and I thought me and TOE had a good thing going)... this is one of the dopest battles that I've ever witnessed. I'll say dame r1 (for real) and sherlock r2 (for real).. checking for dame's r3 coming soon to a computer screen near me...<P>One.1. Quidom<P>Posts guaranteed to boost IQ's!!!<BR>School's in session...

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DAME TURNED IT AROUND!!!!

OHHHHHH this battle was fun. Both you getting it done<BR>But I have to choose who won, and the jury can't be hung, so<BR> Round one to Sherlock. But you know it's not a Sherlock joint without one line that makes absolutely no sence..."I could kill you with one fucking gnome..." What? HAHAHAHAHAHA<BR>Round two too close, but there were a couple of DAME lines that really grabbed me. Sherlocks flowed super well, but DAME stole it.<BR>And the tie breaker...........Round three Mr. Holmes. DAME's third was his best of the battle, but Sherlock's was molten! I liked the calling out of ol' blunted savior though, DAME.<P>ADVANCER-------------------------------> Sherlock<P>INCREDIBLE BATTLE! I was looking forward to this battle the most and you did not dissapoint.<BR>Peace<BR>~Toe

right when i saw the posting for "dame vs. sherlock" i was like that is gonna be the tighest battle out there. and i might just have to say it was. but i'm just gonna get to the point. dame, any other place, any other time, any other opponent, it's yours. but, you had sherlock to contend with and i have to say he took it with his last verse. but, i'm just one vote. there's others that may go in your favor, dame. well done, holmes.<P>winner....holmes.<P>the abbot has spoken.

r1...dame<BR>r2...sherlock (close)<BR>r3...sherlock... This was a nonstop lyrical warzone. Both of ya'll held it down like paperweights, but if I have to choose one victor its holmes. The third verse had me saying "damn" after literally every line. I think we need to institute some sort of method for the loser's advancement though becuase this battle ripped both emcees in just about all others. Both of em deserve to go to the next level. Dame... you are still one of the i!!est, but Sherlock edged over in this battle... Good fight both of you...<P>One.1. Quidom<P>Posts guaranteed to boost IQ's!!!<BR>School's in session...

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DAME was all over round 3, the long rhymes made it that much better, and the content was all there...but Sherlock came ready to battle the entire time and did not fuck around...he knew what he wanted and he wanted it bad, so he kept battlin'and always went first so he gets the props and the victory.<P>Holmes moves on in this one

this was closer than the mets and reds records,next door neighbors, a nanosecond, around the corner, balls that fall on the line,the distance between harrisburgh and the capital of PA, ok im out of analogies for now, but anywayz i gotz to go with holmes, i agree with some of the peeps that already voted that his stuff was more direct and attacking. Dame's stuff was definitely great reading as well-peace

1st Round: DAME<BR>2nd Round: DAME<BR>3rd Round: Sherlock Holmes wins it in a close one...<P>Consensus on the DVS side of the street...DAME gets the nod. Once again...we had a tough draw this time around. What can ya do??<P>DVSJ<P>(Rumor is that the evil moderator put all the hot niggaz against one another in the first round so he can win the battle by default!! I wouldn't trust that nigga if I was you <img src="http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/Images/happy.gif"> )<BR>

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MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!

Elmyra....the choice of a new generation

check it, a gnome is like the nicest thing you could come up with, and i could kill someone with one of em..

but you definatly are the best of the best in here...well, i hope this doesnt burn a bridge her like no hard feelings n/m, any way look foward to some real senario shh with you like come real 5 min tracks, or collab joints, <P>feel me?<BR>peace my brother- good luck in next round...<BR>your comrad,<BR>DAME aka- Neo -"The One"..! <P><BR>"the matrix is watching you"<P>"and if i loose my voice n*g*a then ima flow online"- JADA(MUAH)KISS -L.O.X.

No doubt, right now im slacking off in my C class, so ima head over and vote for other peeps' battles, it would've been nice to see you in the final round though, instead of the first.<P>peace

Holmes,<BR>You know what I pictured? I pictured you picking up one of those ceramic lawn gnomes with the cute hat and bludgeoning someone to death. It's quite the disturbing image, why am I laughing so hard...<BR>Peace....

a.k.a Mike P

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MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!

Elmyra....the choice of a new generation

THE BATTLE WINNER IS TOE JAM.......

D.a.m. n)- (1) metaphor user (2) certified okayplayer (3) wordplayer (4) part time story teller....<P>"and if i loose my voice n*g*a then ima flow online"- JADA(MUAH)KISS -L.O.X.