"Lunchbox_da_narcoleptic vs. DJ_scratch_N_sniff: Players Conference Rd. 2"
Word...you should know the rules, but just in case:<BR>1. No back to back verses IN ANY ONE ROUND!!<BR>2. Post your time before you begin your keystyle.<BR>3. Vote on all the other battles so we can keep this flowing.<BR>4. This battle ends in five days...that is MIDNIGHT ON OCTOBER 19TH, Y'ALL!!!<P>As always, I am happy to entertain questions at divineversatile@hotmail.com. Ready? FIGHT!!
************************* MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!
Me versus you? What's the use<BR>I'll bet I'll have you timing in late with a written excuse<BR>(A)bout how you cant battle me right now, throwing in towles<BR>Cause you aint got no more letters to use, well in that case buy a vowel<BR>Just write your rebuttle in all caps to make them seem loud, stronger, bolder, twice as interesting as mine meanwhile<BR>I'll start thinkin, go to the Freestlye Board again, then start typin and clickin on "Post Message" and violate the rules to be my own competition<BR>Your manefesto claims a real emcee but your rhymes a blatant contradiction<BR>When I whoop your ass then later you can post and start bitching <BR>People viewing this don't scroll down just SCRATCH the screen and start SNIFFing<BR>And just to- acknowledge the DJ in you beat you down and scream all over over you before Clue get a chance to<BR>Your rhymes incapable of traveling beyond <BR>Even in the middle of three w's two dots and one com<BR>Nigga you a joke, class is in session, pop quiz I personally wrote, e-mail me I'll slip you the notes<BR>After round one no need to tally up the votes<BR>I smell a bitch now, round two? don't be surprised you smell a ghost<BR>Or a chicken in some stew with no brew, read Quidom's post before you battle me so you can boost your IQ<P><P>Add bragging here:<BR>
3. "hey Lunch...when'd you clock in?" In response to Reply # 2
"Mercy, mercy me...<BR>Ah things ain't what they used to be,no.<BR>Oil wasted on the ocean and upon our seas,<BR>Fish full of mercury.<BR>Mercy,mercy me..." Marvin Gaye 1971
6. "so it's like that, then" In response to Reply # 5
Lunchbox the narcoleptic<BR>actin wild. think he's hectic<BR>head swollen, betta check it<BR>i'ma wreck it u don't protect it<P>Think u rhyme sick but man lunchbox u can barely.<BR>so i hit u with great balls of fire like my name was Jerry Lee<BR>Lewis. Let me do this. Kick u in your face like Bruce Lee<BR>U give your rhymes to charity Nobody doesn't like me like Sara Lee.<BR>U hearin' me? Back up out my face, u ain't scarin me<BR>Frontin' hard cuz u in fear a me<BR>I get more play than ron jeremy, so merrily<BR>I row my boat, wait, ship, i mean barge<BR>so let me barge in cuz i charge in just like the large sargeant<BR>I'm in charge smooth like butter, u be fake like margarin, sonny<BR>Lunchbox thought u was funny<BR>til scratch'n'sniff bust out and took ya lunch money
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Yo it's been two verses and no judging what tha deal. Peace to Organix for aasking me about rule number 2 but he missed rule number four by a longshot he sang on my shit and didn't vote. I shouldn't have to come on Okayplayer and have to find my battle all the way at the bottom. Is this a tournament or what?
I give round one to scratch'n'sniff by a pubic hair. Both verses were ok, could've been more creative. Battling isn't just shit talking that rhymes............<BR>Peace
11. "yah, calm down lunch..." In response to Reply # 9
people got lives ya know. dont expect a rebuttle within a few hours all the time....scratch showed up, and i must say, he showed you up. lunch, youre just too hard to follow in your rhymes and they dont always flow well. so, first round to scratch and sniff.<P>the abbot has spoken.
If that's the only reason why you gave Scratch a vote, because mine didn't flow well then look again. I don't post anything mediocre. When you read that all you can do READ you cant hear how its supposed to sound so read and judge with an open mind next time. No love lost KEEP VOTING
Scratch when you gonna learn?<BR>I show about as much concern as I did when Kriss Kross announced their return<BR>I'm destined for greatness, you can't relate to this my body chemistry has shown an strong intolerence to fake shit<BR>Cursed to not speak hear or even see wackness<BR>So when I peep your rebuttle, I'm starring at total blankness<BR>My superior form of artillery got you feeling like the defendant, I'm the plaintiff that start it and end it<BR>And stand victorious in the directors final edit<BR>Talking shit while he role the credits<BR>Lunchbox the Narcoleptic, remember the name after this warfare<BR>Have you seeing COMING SOON at the end of all your nightmares with a right to be scared<BR>I am the breathing, living, total physics<BR>Epitime to the letter of the word lyrics<BR>Give a fuck if I get judged by bigits<BR>Who known you for years and purposely vote for your shit<BR>Cause once they get glimpse of mine, its over<BR>"You wanted it, You got it TOYOTA" (LOL)<P><BR>Add Bragging Her o you smell what the BOX is <BR> cooking?<P>Add additional here:What is your name?.........IT DOESN"T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
21. ""jugded by bigits who've known you for years?"" In response to Reply # 12
shoot, i gave the first round to the dj not just because yours didnt flow good to me but also because i didnt think you were saying anything new or special. but this second round of yours is way better. i'm not trying to disrespect your talents. i'm just callin em as i see em, and i tell ya, this 2nd round of yours was better. now we'll see what the dj brings...<P>the abbot has spoken.
'cause his verse was more intricate,i was feelin' Lunch more in round one...<P><BR>"Mercy, mercy me...<BR>Ah things ain't what they used to be,no.<BR>Oil wasted on the ocean and upon our seas,<BR>Fish full of mercury.<BR>Mercy,mercy me..." Marvin Gaye 1971
i just cant keep up a beat in my head and then read box's lyrics they just dont flow to me and it seems the same for other people so i give round 1 to dj scratch and sniff... <BR>peace
I'm sorry but what? No disrespect to Scratch N Sniff... but Lunch phuck'n MASSACRED this dude! I could follow Lunch's verse easily. Sniff's flow was simple and uninspired to me. everyone is entitled to their own opinion but the votes for this battle shocked the hell outta me. Again, not meant as a diss to. Just one man's opinion.
I'm tryna figure out how the dj took lunch...<P>oh, I got it, HE DIDN'T!!!<BR>LUNCHBOX TOOK HIM!!<BR>damn, but if this is gonna be a comp, then we need the dj to really come with it 'cause lunchbox was too much.<P>ROUND 1= <img src="http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/Images/happy.gif"> TO LUNCHBOX<BR>LUNCHBOX SECOND VERSE :-0 !!!!<BR>DJ SCRATCH N SNIFF, bring it or be destroyed.<BR>(and I like your verse, dj, it's just lunch is crazy. sorry)<P>hey, I'm walkin' here!<BR>
Appreciating the love people. But I would like to stress that if you're trying to put my my rhymes to a BEAT it won't work. Only I can do that. It's not if it fits to a beat or not it's whether or not the lyrics grab you. And for thos ewho may not vote for Lunch just think if you would like to hear the other guy's lyrics over ANY beat..........HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
23. "Lunchbox gets my vote .." In response to Reply # 14
Landslide? <BR>Yeah But Scratch N sniff went <BR>down fighting He had a couple of<BR>nice lines between just not enough <BR>Its like he got in some hard hits <BR>but next time be more consistent.<BR>-Contagious
---------------------------------- what is the purpose of existence without persistence?
r1... Box no doubt... Scratch and Sniff came okay, but Lunch was OKAY!!!!. I didn't see any way that a pubic hair was involved, only a landslide. Anyway, like DVS said, I have an asshole... waiting for DJ on r2....<P>One.1. Quidom<P>Posts guaranteed to boost IQ's!!!<BR>School's in session...
i don't exactly understand the gripe about lunchboxs' lyrics. face it this is the shit that separates real emcee from wack emcee. lyrical content. we are (in my opinion) supposed to read the verses as if a beat box was present and these two were in the midst of verbal combat. I give round 1 to lunchbox on that alone. scratch and sniff used a lot of simalies that (like) didn't (like) make any sense. lunchbox deserves to walk away with this whole shit because in the essence of this battle he hasn't been matched against a worthy opponent. I read his battle with DAZED and then to read the comment of the loser was just plain ole hating. face it u get waxed at least have the decency to realize skills. i think that everyone who is making votes is a emcee to some degree or another, let's respect that everyone has their craft and some have perfected there craft better than others.<P>BESIDES EVEN WITHOUT A REPLY FROM THE DJ LUNCHBOX'S SECOND VERSE ALONE IS PROOF THAT SOME THINGS WEREN'T MEANT TO BE SORRY SCRATCH AND SNIFF<BR>YOU GOT SOME MORE PRACTICING TO DO. <P>ROUND ONE TO THE NARCOLEPTIC LUNCHBOX
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