You all should know the rules by now!! But just in case you used to ride the short bus to school...here is the drilly, yaheard??<P>1. 16 line maximum per verse<BR>2. No back to back verses in any round...anyone can begin a round. 3 Rounds is the battle.<BR>3. MAKE SURE TO POST YOUR TIME BEFORE YOU KEYSTYLE...<BR>4. Respond to the other battles so we can get an accurate vote!! ALL ARE WELCOME TO VOTE ON THESE BATTLES!!<BR>5. SEMIFINALS END ON MIDNIGHT, OCTOBER 25TH!!!<P>Ya earned your way here...now can you earn your keep?? The world may never know!!<P>DVSJ
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i'm new, so be tryna get fresh.<BR>when you set up the battle is just for the two you posted on the boards, or do you encourage other players to keystyle?
a while back (i think around the first week in october) that cat divineversatile posted a sign up sheet for a freestyle battle tourney. there was 20 contenders and now its down to 8 of us. got it? so these little posts with "whoever vs. whoever" are just for the 2 whoevers. you can start up little battles on your on if you want. hope this helped.<P>the abbot has spoken.
i'll spread toejam on a foot long and eat his skills/<BR>then quickly regret it, for its spoiled all my meals/<BR>upsets the stomach so i'll upset his state of mind/<BR>i'll cause his fingers to type out a basic rhyme/<BR>wait, hold up, he would do that on his own/<BR>dont need to waste my time, i've already proved and shown/<BR>my superiority. his inferior words enrage me/ <BR>rip his page out the book of life, send him to hades/<BR>or better yet to a abattoir, its in my repetoir/<BR>i'll masculate--read "castrate"--his chance to ever come hard/<BR>my rhymes are intricate, hard to o'vrcome like the Rubix/<BR>your skills are so adolescent they dont even have pubics/<BR>i'm pleasure, youre pain. i'm nice weather, your rain/<BR>i'm a turbo charged mustang, youre a bike with no chain/<BR>steppin 'tween me and the title is steppin 'tween a cub and its mother/<BR>you should post less times than that cat known as hubbard<P>the abbot has spoken.
17. "some peeps gotta live" In response to Reply # 15
u can sit on your computer all day long postin boasts, lunchbox. Peop's doin shit with their lives sometimes can't make it within 4 or 5 days. <P>I think we should get 2 weeks per round cuz I wasn't even flowin as hard as i can in rd 1 of rd 2 vs. lunch. I just saw that his rd 1 was wack and decided not to show him the door so soon. But then to my dismay, when i got back it was too late to battle.<P>Fuck that, u hearin me? i was ALL ready to do some fuckin' up.<P>So for all us OKPlayers who have OKlives, I want to say that I hope u don't give Peacer the boot if he's a couple days late.
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::::::::::::: "And I know what the fuck an option quarterback is. He's the black QB under six feet that ends up being converted to wide receiver once he's selected on day two of the NFL draft because he can't hit the ocean from the edge of a boat."
19. "UpupdowndownleftrightleftrightBAselectstart...oldskule" In response to Reply # 18
touch gloves<P>Sorry ABbot, your river is stagnant, it don't flow<BR>metaphores more busted then Dragnet, or Rob Lowe<BR>your style is more played out then Ellen gets ate out<BR>I'm cancling your show, pullin your mic chord--no fade out<BR>I fucked up your stomach 'cause my lyrics is sick<BR>you tryin to use five cent limerics but it's nerd word rhetoric<BR>pathetic, you need a whole verse edit, a microphone medic<BR>you sound more shotty than a diabetic<BR>thought you were weak before this battle, and that's objective<BR>but I can flow longer, like you with a contraceptive<BR>leave ya like a broken up Arrested Development, Speechless<BR>when I battle I'm salt, all opponents are leeches<BR>you can never suck the blood from out my veins<BR>I got more rhymes then a millenial hourglass has grains<BR>stepped between those bears with a double-barreled shotgun<BR>and like that rare post from Hubbard, you know it's a hot one!<P>
20. "What you know about that old Nintendo KONAMI password!!!" In response to Reply # 19
20 men on Contra baby!!!!! Anyways...y'all came too close to call...I have to extend the battle on this one to FRIDAY!!! ToeJam...please don't travel anyfuckingwhere in the interim, OK???
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Really DVS it's 30 men in Contra not 20. But I don't know why Scratch and Sniff is riffing about my comment. Hell I got a life too. I got mid terms I got a job and I got a seed. If that's not demanding .....then what is. AND I still got time to battle. We are MCees gentlemen we have no room for excuses on THIS page if you didn't have time to battle you should have never posted in the first place!<P><BR>"What I be dying for be your peice of bullshit hobbie?" Outsiders-Mocusa
abbot's probably my favorite okayemcee but i think toejam came harder. then again the references to abbot's jawn where almost TOO consistent. i don't wanna use the "W" word so how bout i just say that it had a very arranged feel to it and leave it at that....<P><a href="http://www.thehungersite.com">http://www.thehungersite.com<;/a><P>"Where the F*CK is my purse icon??????"
::::::::::::: "And I know what the fuck an option quarterback is. He's the black QB under six feet that ends up being converted to wide receiver once he's selected on day two of the NFL draft because he can't hit the ocean from the edge of a boat."
Tinky, thanks for the vote but not the accusation. I've posted like two things ever in here that weren't freestyles, and stated so. I had a whole week away from civilization, and electricity, and in that time I did not think of one lyric. <BR>But I had what, three references to his rhyme, the first thing he wrote and the last two. It's called the "back" button. Peace.
::::::::::::: "And I know what the fuck an option quarterback is. He's the black QB under six feet that ends up being converted to wide receiver once he's selected on day two of the NFL draft because he can't hit the ocean from the edge of a boat."
26. ""MY VOICE"" In response to Reply # 25
Yo i'm just a by-stander in this one....<BR>got to give props to both them kats,"your skills so adolescent it don't even have pubics," and "your style is more played out then Ellen gets ate out!" DAMN!<P>PEACE, <BR>FLOWBE-1, SUN-CITY-CRU
that first round didnt look good for me......it musta been that cheat code you put in (what made you think of that?) anywho....heres my second round.<P>the abbot has spoken.
toejam needs to be punished, so how should i start this/<BR>first i'll load my mouth with a lyric magizine cartridge/<BR>have you singin high notes like that fam-i-ly Partridge/<BR>i'm full flavor, youre some diet, caffeine free garbage/<BR>make you excerise your arches--send you runnin for your skin/<BR>i'm phatter than combining tweedledee and his twin/<BR>you could win, ya right, we know that wont be happening/<BR>testin me is tryin to put out fire with gasoline/<BR>the situation worsens, which leads to mass hilarity/<BR>especially when you come back with a rhyme parody/<BR>at least i get a laugh in, i thank you for that/<BR>my skills can fill 12 kegs, while yours fills half a six pack/<BR>i had you beat at my mic check, so you might check you pulse/<BR>while i'm like an essay question, your styles like true or false--<BR>its too easy, so i'll cause damage like an elephant herd/<BR>and stomp you more times than Alabamians use the "N"-word/<P>the abbot has spoken.
30. "Separating Truth From False Prophets" In response to Reply # 29
<BR>Your firing blanks, don't matter if you got a full clip<BR>you can't write battle lyrics, just fake intellectual bullshit<BR>take a TIP from Toe and kick your flows in silence<BR>don't wanna hafta hear the worlds tiniest violins <BR>playin at your funeral procession, so at your next confession<BR>fess up to doing an emcee impression<BR>when I bless the mic all you can say is 'Amen'<BR>a decent verse from ABboT "I do not recall" like Iran/Contra Regan<BR>my flows get props like a stagehand<BR>as I bring out more dead than Nicholas Cage can<BR>your age old fans I've already won over<BR>you bestin me is like finding the Blunted_Savior sober<BR>which is how I'll be flowing long after your kegs are empty<BR>After this you don't go to heaven, I know 'cause GOD sent me
31. "Rounds 1 and 2 go as follows..." In response to Reply # 30
Rd. 1 Abbot takes it...close one<BR>Rd. 2 ToeJam with the Nicholas Cage reference, among others...<P>I extended this round specifically 'cause you was out of country Toe...plus Abbot has this real bad habit of slaying all the tightest MC's in the battle...I got it tied after 2...what you wanna do now???<P>DVSJ
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33. "I CAN'T VOTE ANYMORE" In response to Reply # 31
can they split the prize??? please??? this ain't fair. why the HELL did you put these two together??? this coulda been the illest final round of all time!!!!!<P><a href="http://www.thehungersite.com">http://www.thehungersite.com<;/a><P>"Where the F*CK is my purse icon??????"
::::::::::::: "And I know what the fuck an option quarterback is. He's the black QB under six feet that ends up being converted to wide receiver once he's selected on day two of the NFL draft because he can't hit the ocean from the edge of a boat."
you ripped him UP, toe!<P>did u kids see this line?<P>"a decent verse from ABboT "I do not recall" like Iran/Contra Regan<BR>my flows get props like a stagehand"<P>no. read it again. that was tite. TEIGHT!<P>Toe gets r1 and r2 but i have to give props like a stagehand to Abbot too
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this is the final test, final exam, did you cram?<BR>i'll leave your mind a-mess, your rhyme machine jammed--now youre damned/<BR>you know i rule this computerized compition/<BR>the way i simply run through the tries of opposition/<BR>while my skills are plump, youre starvin; you need to seek some food/<BR>i come with surprise rhyme tactics, then i say "peek-a-boo"/<BR>oops, did i scare you? i see the piss leek out your bladder/<BR>the only way your rhymes are 'bove mine is if you flow from ladders/<BR>i'll burn you like fallin asleep on the beach/<BR>get some verbal aloe vera for some battle relief/<BR>the only ones who vote against me have empty eye sockets/<BR>you couldnt pick up a win if i dropped one out my pocket/<BR>i'll bust up your sympathy sans remorse--i know not kharma/<BR>i'll sow these lyrics, reap a win like a flowin farma/<BR>i'll play john t. and cut your FACE OFF/<BR>you know i got you from the nuts, turn ya head and cough/<P>the abbot has spoken.
you probably can tell what it's supposed to be, but i spelled "compition" wrong.....hey, after toe spits his, lets get some voters in here. it seems as if only like 5 people have read our stuff. toe, bring da pain.<P>the abbot has spoken.
that was "tight like nuts and bolts!" (quote from guess who?)sorry but i'm still dumbfounded from toe's last verse whoooo! I'll have to see toe's 3rds verse...............<P>FLOWBE-1,SUN-CITYS-BEST
>you couldnt pick up <BR>>a win if i dropped one <BR>>out my pocket/<P>>you know i <BR>>got you from the nuts, turn <BR>>ya head and cough/ <P>yo, these 2 lines had me in tears, dunn. and i can't wait to see how toejam twists this one. this is such a tight battle....<P><a href="http://www.thehungersite.com">http://www.thehungersite.com<;/a><P>"Where the F*CK is my purse icon??????"
::::::::::::: "And I know what the fuck an option quarterback is. He's the black QB under six feet that ends up being converted to wide receiver once he's selected on day two of the NFL draft because he can't hit the ocean from the edge of a boat."
Let go of my nuts, you don't tickle them right<BR>you're a rhyme pimp, but I'm Travis Pickle tonight (Taxi Driver)<BR>using cicles of ice to gouge eyes, leave no evidence<BR>now you can't even vote for yourself, of no relevence<BR>cuz your verses ain't exams, they're quizzes, ACED the semester and didn't try<BR>I'm deadlier than a schitzo reading Catcher in the Rye<BR>I don't accept your cry of mercy, deserved death brings no controversy<BR>before your finished being outwitted must get you coffin outfitted firstly<BR>curse me? I'm above, you're sunk and lost like Atlantis<BR>in this tourney your at love, I got the insurmountable advantage<BR>the piss leaves my bladder and splashes on your gravestone<BR>you're underground like the railroad, never escaped your slave's home<BR>slain slow, and I still got four lines to go<BR>So Imma rub it in like baby oil on sumo<BR>wrestlers, the lesser get flattened like a pancake<BR>It was nice defeating you Abbot--What?, No handshake!?! <BR> .<BR> *<BR> ~Toe~<BR>
you just got the skills, toe. i would not be ashamed if i lost to you....disappointed, yes, for i know i could have come harder, but you got a level of skills everyone should marvel at. speakin of which--where is everyone? toe finished his last verse 14 hours ago and no one has voted on our battle yet. and dont act like we aint got a tight battle here.....get yo act together foos! i loved this little confrontation with you toe...lets do it again (not really, i was just being nice).<P>the abbot has spoken.
ABboT, you were the first person on here I didn't know to give me some props, and are one of those names you HAVE to read first before anything else. Consistenly on target. This was a battle how it should be done. People geting into eachother's heads with eachother's words, where you're actually battling the person instead of just exchanging battle lyrics, ya know?<BR>There are a couple heads out there avoiding judging this battle....you know who you are? You'd think the farther into it the MORE votes??? Thanks those who did, and those who are just reading the battle also. I can't wait for collabo season ofter this tourney, everybody knows each other now. Peace.
::::::::::::: "And I know what the fuck an option quarterback is. He's the black QB under six feet that ends up being converted to wide receiver once he's selected on day two of the NFL draft because he can't hit the ocean from the edge of a boat."
my score cards read: 1st ROUND to abbot<BR> 2nd ROUND definitely toe<BR> 3rd ROUND...damn, i got to <BR> say yo!...toe, and<BR> thats my verdict<BR> ya'll see!
50. "Let's go to the scorecards, Ferdie" In response to Reply # 49
R1 - Abbot, slipped the stiff jab early<BR>R2 - ToeJam, countered nicely with a flurry<BR>R3 - ToeJam, ended the fight with the lryical uppercut<P>ToeJam scores the TKO (good thing this wasn't Atlantic City judges)
@ first Abbot spoke up on ya but then you are probably the only one I've seen come back on lines that the competition wrote smart move because Ab gave just enough rope to hang himself and to make barriers for spectators @ the lenching.<P>This round to Toe(because the TAG wont fit)<P>*So Endith The Lesson*<P>narcolepsy?
Damn TJ, that was ill "no handshake?" Abbot, your shit was tight as hell too. Much improved since I last saw you(not that you weren't tight before)<BR>Damn I need to start coming around more often. Peace
r1 TOE<P>abbot came tuf 2 top, but toe edged that shit off<P>r2 TOE<P>toe just fucked shit up. see if abb got any votes for r2<BR>r3 the ABBOT<P>abbot stepped up and toe showed his softer side. sorry toe, i dig your shit but round 3 had me disappointed like The Love Movement
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60. "DVS Says the 3 rounds go like this..." In response to Reply # 46
Round 1 to the Abbot<BR>Round Two to the Fungus<BR>Round 3 to the Abbot<P>Abbot to the next round in my opinion...though ToeJam made my decision hard as phuck!! Best of luck to whomever wins<P>DVSJ
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sorry for the late response... I thought I'd already posted... I'm living in a paradox...<BR>r1... TOE<BR>r2... Abbot<BR>r3... Abbot<BR>any questions, feel free to ask... good battle both of you though...<BR>One.1. Quidom<P>Posts guaranteed to boost IQ's!!!<BR>School's in session...<BR>
59. "bout time i got a vote" In response to Reply # 58
did toe come that hard? i thought i did some damage at least. but toe, you did rip it up. everyone thinks you absolutely blew me away in the second....seriously people, my second round had some dope lines--you make it sound like i fell off. well, i just wish more than like 10 people would vote. congrats toe.<P>the abbot has spoken.
61. "not that it matters" In response to Reply # 0
(i forgot what the semi-final results are) but it took me almost an hour to get to the bottom of this and here's what i think i think <P>round one to ABboT cause he made me laugh<P>round two, i read the title to 30. and simultaniously, Common said 'false prophet' so i'll say Toe Jam, plus he's clever, yea?<P>round three to ABboT, for humor, feeling and for mentioning the beach!<P>wow. yay!<P>
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