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truth
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Tue Apr-26-05 02:02 PM

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"NEWSFLASH"


          

NEWSFLASH:

this just in---

new studies have found that happy black women DO EXIST!!!!

contrary to prior reports suggesting happy black women were extinct, a new study uncovers groundbreaking revelations about the world’s most elusive figure.

our undercover agents have observed black women laughing in offices, malls, buses, while driving on freeways, taking their children to soccer practice, and holding hands in movie theaters.

their laughter seems genuine, bellies heaving in and out. their teeth are flashing, their eyes ablaze. this has never been reported before. other black women have been spotted giggling to themselves exclusively. no one seems to know what about, but they are doing it in elevators, down hallways, on street corners and in cross walks.

the majority of this study has been dedicated to the black women who appear to be in love. these love struck nubians have been seen skipping down sidewalks, frolicking in gardens, singing loudly & out of tune in grocery stores. these women show all the signs of new and old love, they don’t eat much, they don’t sleep, they constantly hum their lovers name into the ears of any passerby. we see them carving hearts into trees, drawing red chalk versions of families on concrete. these enamored women linger in their living rooms, eyes closed, dancing, swooning cheek to cheek as artists like the isley brothers, the stylistics, sade, prince and earth wind & fire play loudly on their stereos.

the leaders of this study cannot seem to figure out WHO they are in love with. haven't all the GOOD black men been eliminated? at the onset of this report, we were assured that all eligible black men were either in jail, on drugs, fighting in wars, unemployed, hiding, insane, or just not interested in black women.

the women who participated in this study did not exhibit any of the teeth sucking, neck swiveling, eyes rolling attitude that is so often portrayed in the mainstream media. they spoke gently and assertively, at times they even seemed vulnerable. many black women in this study cried joyfully at commercials, told silly jokes with their friends, and supported their husbands and children with wisdom, affection and humor.

these women reportedly ride bicycles on sundays, drink lemonade on front porches, hike and meditate in forests, wind their hips to reggae music, and hold intellectual debates on various international issues.

when asked about the source of their happiness, one black woman allegedly reported, “i am simply smitten, taken, overwhelmed by the beauty of the sun. as long as she’s shinin, i’m shinin.”

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Subject Author Message Date ID
lmao!!!!...
Apr 26th 2005
1
newsflash, indeed...
Apr 26th 2005
2
RE: NEWSFLASH
Apr 26th 2005
3
I Can Mos' Def' Relate ...
Apr 26th 2005
4
i love u girl
Apr 26th 2005
5
RE: NEWSFLASH
Apr 28th 2005
6
you must not get out very much
Apr 28th 2005
7
RE: you must not get out very much
Apr 29th 2005
8
& just yesterday
Apr 29th 2005
9

hdub
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Tue Apr-26-05 02:16 PM

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1. "lmao!!!!..."
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..this is so good on so many levels

they should archive this shit right here as far as im concerned

...(the end)...

  

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the perfect mistake
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Tue Apr-26-05 02:19 PM

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2. "newsflash, indeed..."
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i liked this noni. i love the fact that it was written like an article, like a newsflash... i'd quote, but it'd be damn near the whole thing. Peace~


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i just wish u happy
b/c im so tired of loving u sad ©rgv

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www.sheflypaper.com/honeychile.html
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gsquared
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Tue Apr-26-05 02:42 PM

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3. "RE: NEWSFLASH"
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..hah, this is dope..

  

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PhotoSynthesis
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Tue Apr-26-05 03:15 PM

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4. "I Can Mos' Def' Relate ..."
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Cuz I'm one of them Happy Black Women! -- -- (Most of the time anywayz -- *chuckles*)


Thanx 4 sharing this! -- *Put A Smile On My Face*

A guitar string vibrating, a measure of my soul, a breech in the silence --
I've always felt like words come through me & I write them down... they have no master --- gsquared ♥

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/2/photosynthesis_music.htm

  

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rgv
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:32 PM

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5. "i love u girl"
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Tue Apr-26-05 04:33 PM by rgv

          

the women who participated in this study did not exhibit any of the teeth sucking, neck swiveling, eyes rolling attitude that is so often portrayed in the mainstream media. they spoke gently and assertively, at times they even seemed vulnerable. many black women in this study cried joyfully at commercials, told silly jokes with their friends, and supported their husbands and children with wisdom, affection and humor.

i just want chu to know
how i feel
how i feel

  

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truth
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Thu Apr-28-05 10:03 PM

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6. "RE: NEWSFLASH"
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happy that yall felt it.
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I
wrap
myself
around a
celestial
tree

and from there

I can see

Patterns
of
eternity
that stick with me and
make impact, so that
the struggle

has meaning

-gsquared


http://www.myspace.com/nonifashoni

  

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Instant Axis
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Thu Apr-28-05 10:20 PM

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7. "you must not get out very much"
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TV can do that to ya tho

fuck a sig!!!


why MiracleRic thinks me and him clic aight, here's the reason, u real with yours, i am once i bring my guard down, we both stupid as hell, we both got our talents, want a lot of the same things, like a lot of the same things, we both

  

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truth
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Fri Apr-29-05 01:23 AM

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8. "RE: you must not get out very much"
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not get out very much?
um... i dont get that comment... maybe u didnt understand...
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I
wrap
myself
around a
celestial
tree

and from there

I can see

Patterns
of
eternity
that stick with me and
make impact, so that
the struggle

has meaning

-gsquared


http://www.myspace.com/nonifashoni

  

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paperdollpoet
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Fri Apr-29-05 10:02 AM

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9. "& just yesterday"
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i was mislead into thinking that an open mic was actually an open mic when in fact it turned out to be a party. & me in all my glory, showed up with three things that stood out..my notebook, a non-titty shirt (tee shirt to be exact) and alone.

but instead of rushing out of the door with an attitude.

i sat, ordered diet cokes. i smiled alone. i bounced to music alone. i never watched the clock or door. i never hung my head. i people watched, drank my sodas, munched on ice, giggled at the fact that i was sittin in the middle of a party alone because 5 years ago i would have been on my cell phone trying to find anyone to come and hang with me.

its onna those moments when you can either decide to be happy with the situation or let your lip drag across the floor.

i decided to be happy. to be fulfilled enough to enjoy the company of myself.

so yeah..i saw myself in this.

even though most times in my writing i appear to be on the brink of dying..

i'm happy as shit when i'm living outside of paper.

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www.sheflypaper.com

  

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