"Abbot vs. Effabulous: Players Conference Round One"
What's up, Gods? This is your host with a quick reminder of the rules. <BR>1. 3 verses apiece<BR>2. 1 goes, then the other. None of that back to back shit!<BR>3.Post your time FIRST before you begin your keystyle!!!<BR>4. Make sure you vote on the other battles on site!!<P>READY...BEGIN!!!
************************* MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!
the ab is just hazzardous to cats named fabulous/<BR>i'm like a rolls royce and your like a cab or bus/<BR>with my massive thrusts i leave ya in a state of denial/<BR>wondering how you got physically smacked by a lyric keystyle/<BR>and in the meanwhile, i see you callin friends on speed dial/<BR>asking for some written flows that you could title "freestyles"/<BR>i aint deceived often, and if i am its cause i'm busily/<BR>failin' imcompetant students that keep quizzin' me/<BR>ya know the a-b-b-o-t gets crazy easily/<BR>i start blazin' eagerly the fools that say "he be o.d./<BR>on wackness", please, while your sprayin feeblely, i'm calm/<BR>i'm just layin peenalties in form of psalms/<BR>so think again before puttin on the gloves/<BR>and steppin to a man who knows no love/<BR>get set to see how powerful an emcee can be/<BR>i'll bring so much murda ja-rule will be in envy.<P>the abbot has spoken.
The A-b-b-o-t rhymin' incredibly flow like El-P no need for the money just give him the key to the hall of the city and he will be on top while y'all on your knees lookin in pity at potentially the best keystyler lyrically in history...well, except for maybe me<P>ILL post...keep on
I really do think we should wait till both emcees post to reply. It's only fair. If I were Effab I would feel it were a little unlevel. We all love ABboT, but now your vote doesn't even count.<BR>Yo, DVS, poeple can still vote on a round (post reply) after the next one starts, right? "Cause I know alot of people will be slow on that. <BR>Hey, you know what I just realized, put your names together we have AbFab, Absolutley Fabulous. That show sucks though (don't read into that.)<BR>Peace~
5. "It seems consensus rules..." In response to Reply # 4
I had thought after each round we vote...because there is no telling when all three will end. This way...all people present get at least one time to vote. I will only count each person's vote once...so if I look through and see you changed your mind at the end...that's what I'm going with. I hope I answered your question.<P>DivineVersatile
************************* MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!
7. "Verse 1... "Straight Genesis"" In response to Reply # 0
oh you got skills, but are they inate<BR>your mediocrity on the mike, does not intimidate<BR>a lady like me, Efabulous<BR>i'm bringing orgasms to your vocab<BR>making your pituatary gland feel marvelous<BR>now i give you kudos, where props are due<BR>but a lesser MC, not me... maybe you<BR>like ms. butterworth, i come... dripping down<BR>you palette is tantalized by my lyrical rebound<BR>as the roaring seas resound<BR>you'll be pledging allegiance to my flow style<BR>"lift every voice and sing and be like Efab"<BR>mumble along with me son, see that...<BR>you feeling me like bad "pap smear"<BR>... i'm not going to lose this battle<BR>so this is one mentally sound black female panther<BR>that your freestyle should fear!!!!!<P>Heard me, right.
8. "yummy yum yum, u forgot to post your startin time read the rules" In response to Reply # 7
gurl u can flow.... have u battled eve yet<P>any way judging on the verses 'i like"<P>wow this is gettin better and better<BR>but i think abbot takes the first, his jaun flowed better, not saying yours didnt, but it was a lil hard to follow, but in all fairness to your style i will get accustomed to and make a better judgement, if my joint counts...it was ggod over all and its early...lemme see what u got efab"<P><P><P>"and if i loose my voice n*g*a then ima flow online"- JADA(MUAH)KISS -L.O.X.
17. "Gotta go with Abbot for round 1..." In response to Reply # 7
Effab your style is nice as hell, but your flow lost me a couple of times. Whatever...this is just the first round and opinions are like assholes. I'ma go read round 2<P>DVSJ
************************* MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!
i should be a gentlemen, but theres a battle to be settlin'/<BR>so i'll lock it down like youre a dog and i'm the kettle pen/<BR>youre styles just meddlin'; i turn a genius to a dunce/<BR>for trying to follow a 5 star meal with a school lunch/<BR>i only pledge to sink anything bearing thee flag of Efab/<BR>testing me is like racing M. Johnson with one knee cap/<BR>its plain dumb. you didnt stimulate me with your errant try/<BR>i dont feel dull efforts like i'm lyricaly paralyzed/<BR>you think your flows are gifts, you saw a mic and got up on it/<BR>if i received that present, hell, i would just pawn it/<BR>and i hope i get more than a couple of pennies/<BR>cause i dont want your two cents, thats two to many/<BR>my styles amazing like the pyramids and shpinx/<BR>you cross my path and get cursed with a period of jinx/<BR>you hear what i thinks? dont dare to reply/<BR>i merit your try, but like oil derricks, it ran dry.<P>the abbot has spoken.
14. "Verse Deux... "Twisted Leviticus!"" In response to Reply # 0
LIKE STARKIST, I'M CHARLIE THE TUNA<BR>RHYMES SO HOT, LYRICS RUN RIGHT THROUGH YA!<BR>BATTLE AND WIN, NOT TEKKEN, NOT THIS GAME...<BR>ABBOTT, PRETTY BOY LEROY, THIS NOT "FAME"<BR>WHAT'S IN A NAME?<BR>EFABULOUS, LIKE CHARIOTS SET IN FLAMES<BR>LYRICAL ORGASMS, ALL OVER YOUR WEAK PROSE<BR>MAKE YOUR TESTICLES GO INSANE<BR>LOSE TO YOU, NEVER WILL I...<BR>HOW COULD THE "FAB" ONE, LIVE IN SUCH SHAME<BR>QUICK WIT, SPIT LYRICAL SONNETS<BR>A LEVEL, YOU'VE YET TO ATTAIN.<P>...BRINGING THE PAIN.<P>-Efabulous : )
yo eff, you used an orgasm line in both of ya battles, i go with the abbot on both rounds, its gonna take a mighty fabulous verse from eff in the third round to come back.
r1... abbot<BR>r2... abbot<BR>r3... we'll see... Ab is just rippin sht right now... Eff is doing her thing but ab is just on point given like 110%. It ain't over til the fat emcee spits though so we'll see if Effab could flip scripts like acrobatics... <P>One.1. Quidom<P>Posts guaranteed to boost IQ's!!!<BR>School's in session...
18. "Round 2: ABBOT...." In response to Reply # 16
Yeah...I gotta say I noticed that orgasm line in both...but it's all good. Effabulous is far from mediocre...but Abbot is blazing right now! Gonna take a hell of a comeback to reverse this one!!!<P>DVSJ
************************* MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!
sorry, but my i had to restart my computer after my 5th line because of an error. and it takes a while for me to get back to here from scratch, so.......but this is the real start. oh yeah, i was like 2 or 3 minutes into the thing, if you want to add that to this verses time (if it matters). i'm starting....hopefully another error wont occur.....<P>the abbot has spoken.
21. "revelation of a real emcee..." In response to Reply # 20
what you spit was just plain ridiculous/<BR>so i'll make sure my punishment is quick and just/<BR>but before "LEVITICUS" must come your EXODUS/<BR>so be on your way and bring me who's next in this/<BR>you cant count with NUMBERS the ACTS that often I/<BR>use to destroy, more than JOEL could prophecy/<BR>you must realize i'm the 1st KING in this colusium/<BR>wheres the JUDGES with my prize? oh wait, now i see 'em/<BR>you talk of climax so much, i think that youre a nympho/<BR>i cleanse my self of what is vile, including you, for your info/<BR>this is the SONG OF SONGS to be heard around the earth/<BR>it will swallow you like JONAH and wont allow youre second birth/<BR>therefore go spew forth LAMENTATIONS of how you met the abbot/<BR>how he formed an unmatched monster out of his lyric lab kit/<BR>add this to your CHRONICLES, the extinction of efab/<BR>so the future generations can laugh at the fun we had.<P>the abbot has spoken.
23. "Verse 3... Chariots or Fire..." In response to Reply # 22
your biblical knowledge and flow maybe tight/<BR>my rhymes scar minds/<BR>like the rains of NOAH for 40 days and one fortnight/<BR>like the PRIEST OF MIDIAN, MOSES shall be/<BR>your flow style flucuates no BEATITUDES, they stir not within me/<BR>DEUTERONOMY, Chapter 7, False Gods I smash your pillars/<BR>your rhyme style brings delite to AMORITES/<BR>but my lyrics are deadly, like CANAANITE killers/<BR>PSALM 54 gives way to verses I like/<BR>Save me, Efab, by my name/<BR>take pleasure in my VINDICATION, be hold my might/<BR>for the insolent Abbott, have you risen against me/<BR>you ruthless HIVITE seek my rhyme style/<BR>but iniquity and trouble are withing thee/<BR>HOSEA dictates your human nature, that I no longer have pity/<BR>Destined to lose to your popularity on this board/<BR>like LAMENTATIONS, I lay exiled in the "deserted city"/<BR>I've rhymed against you in fiere anger/<BR>with all the might of ISREAL/<BR>if I've loss, at least I've invoked knowledge/<BR>cause in that REVELATION, the rhymes of Efab shall prevail/<P>...<BR>Espero para tu judgement.<BR>-Efabulous
Effab came back so tight in the third round, twistin around the ab's bible connotations, and at the end sounded so sweet...for real girl...but Abbot took the first 2 rounds with some sweet ass shit and held it down pretty well in the third, so...<P>Abbot gets the gold medal
'cause you gotz skills and consider you to have some lyrics will I accept the "message" of defeat from someone I consider to have some dope flow...<P>I bow gracefully.<P>Thanks for the constructive input. : )
you bust out the french, your biblical knowledge is immence.......i am humbled by the versatility you possess. i would not be embarrased if i lost to you. you are deserving of your name....<P>the abbot has spoken.
36. "i give it to abbot" In response to Reply # 23
~5~<BR>it was a good battle with abbot comein ut on top barely on the first two rounds.the third round just blew me away, and not many people could come back from that type of verse but eff did a decint job, but abbot did a third round ko.<P>Forget of my name... Remeber it only as a handshake... introduction to my Belief which is God... Ride instead the waves of my Interpreture... Music, Sound, Hypnotic if you choose... But truth and life regardless of your<BR>questionable timid compromises... which I intend to erase.. which will erase without hint of reward as I am only a messenger And you a sheep in process of evolutin.. almost at death with yourself and on the staircase of<BR>birth. Soon you may almost forget the smell of your family. --JIMI HENDRIX April 25, 1970 <P><BR>With the wink of an eye<BR>Egos, swell, bust and dive<BR>Kingdoms fall and cry<BR>With the wink of an eye<P>With the wink of an eye<BR>A new born baby cries<BR>And a hundred soldiers die<BR>With the wink of an eye -jimi hendrix
37. "My overall winner is..." In response to Reply # 23
Goes like this...<BR>Rd. 1: Abbot<BR>Rd. 2: Abbot<BR>Rd. 3: Effabulous...<P>Abbot, you got over on this one! If she had come busting like she did on verse 3 from verse 1...you would have been in some shit...as I'm sure you know!! Abbot to the next round...Effabulous...you better stick around this mofo!<P>Oh...before I forget...SOUTHSIDE!!! (Effab...you think I ain't know?? <img src="http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/Images/happy.gif"> )<P>DVSJ
************************* MY VERY OWN HIPPIDY-HOP! I'M GOING TO LOVE YOU AND PLAY WITH YOU FOR EVER AND EVER!!!
28. "girls have a penis and boys have a vagina" In response to Reply # 0
Yo, this almost turned more into a cipher than a battle, but I likes it. A very original battle on both sides. But as for the winner, I've got to give it to.....ToeJam!!!---opps, sorry, I mean ABbernacle. Yo Efab, I liked your style for real, and after this tournee you need to jump on some collabos, for real. ABbot's shit was just hot line for line, and when you flipped it on the bible tip, it didn't limit you, but opened up new doors. Way to go on keeping it cerebral, you two. Good battle.<BR>Peace<BR>~Toe
r1... Abbot<BR>r2... Abbot<BR>r3... Effabulous<BR>The battle of the abs was pretty tight, but it would take a lot more than a biblical verse for Effab to recover from what Ab presented in the first two rounds. Good job both of you but the shaolin monk Abbot moves on to the 36th chamber...<BR>One.1. Quidom<P>Posts guaranteed to boost IQ's!!!<BR>School's in session...
33. "The grandfather of the freestyle board says..." In response to Reply # 0
efab came through in the end but abb held it down too tight in the beginning. Sorry my beautiful washington heights queen, abbot edged you out a little bit.<P>I have spoken.<P>bananaman<P>P.S.- I love marhsmallows
35. "ABbot, rhyme cypher..." In response to Reply # 0
I'm only too happy to lose to someone as talented as yourself. Being such great competition you forced me to "make the wheels" turn a little faster and step into another echelon of cognitive thinking. I can appreciate that.<P>I bow gracefully to the winner. Your skills are tight. ...And that's sincere. I've done nothing but learn from you. : )<P>-Efabulous!!!!!
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