okay y'all yet 'er rip!!! the press dosn't think that he exist (keep calling him rahzel). so all you players.....stand on up and wish this brother a happy michael jackson day. (mike turned 41 also...yikes!!)<P><P><P><P><BR>"....start your own company??!? your parents don't have enough money to buy you a company!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
check the resume
organix-93 (from the ground up)-94 do you want more?!!???!-95 illadelph halflife-96 things fall apart-99 (the legendary)-99 the roots come alive-99 phrenology-2002 the tipping point-2004 (the roots present...) 2004 homegrown: the beginne
1. "My Scratch Birthday Tribute..." In response to Reply # 0
::mimics placing needle on record::<P>::insert faux surface noise here::<P>::begins mimicing the intro to stevie wonder's "happy birthday"::<P>::starts scratching like mad and then switches over to the beatles "birthday"::<P>::realizes that he's doing a pathetic job and shuts up::<P>Happy Birthday Scratch.<P>--me--
39. "to THE one THE only" In response to Reply # 1
drumroll pleeeeeeease<P>quest dammitt i said DRUMROLL PLEASE<P>happy birthday t o you<BR>happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuu<BR>you smell like a monkey<BR>and you look like one too<BR>hahahahahahha<BR>dont be mad scratch<BR>we usta sing it like that when i was a youngin<BR>you know you fine AS HELL<P>poetess <img src="http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/Images/happy.gif"><P><BR>"we love you ?uestlove, oh yes we do, we love you ?uestlove, and we'll be true. When you're not near us we're blue, oh ?uestlove we love you."<BR>ya-ya99<P><P><P>"I KNOW U LIKE..WHODAFUCK IS HE TO BE TALKIN TO ME LIKE THIS..<BR>IM JUST THE AVERAGE OKP...<BR>I DONT SPEAK FOR THE BOARDS I <BR>SPEAK FOR ME" Donwill (but will don?)1999<P><BR>NO GOD, NO PEACE - KNOW GOD, KNOW PEACE
5. "Happy birthday Scratch!" In response to Reply # 0
See how much love you get? Got it going on two boards, front page, and an update! <P>Eff a press!<P>angieee ('stress) (thank you Nesta)<P>"The Internet is the only place where you are punished for being successful!!!" Shawn Gee after I told him why our site got shut down.<P>"Cheesy bitch? You better call Matt a cheesy bitch!" -New Guy after I called him a cheesy bitch for how the new guestbook looks. If you know who Matt is that joke is really funny.<P>"Eff a (insert word here)"- me.
6. "Happy Birthday Scratch!" In response to Reply # 0
Yeah Happy Birthday to you too MJ. <P>"Trust only in change. Cause hearts change, but betrayal always feels the same." - Me'shell Ndegeocello, "Bitter"<P>"GET A LIFE! Hey you! You ever kiss a girl before?" - William Shatner on SNL!
*** "I think Brett Favre basically is a selfish guy, Brett Favre goes out there with his gray hair, his Wranglers and gets up when he gets hit. I understand why people like that. But there's another side. He's a selfish guy." - Teddy Atlas
7. "THE HUMAN TURNTABLILIST! SCRATCH FORCE !!!!!" In response to Reply # 0
Happy birthday Scratch! I'm sending you a chococlate covered technic 1200, along with cookies made from the x-ecutioners album, DJ Q-bert's album, Mix Master Mike's album, the ISP album and Rob Swift's album too. If ya'll come back to toronto I'll get the T.DOT. okayplayers to make you some Gemini mixer brownies. Keep eating up those other dj's and performing the best solo. <BR>Eff those people who forget about you, and when you meet them, ?uestlove will release the beast from the cage and the Scratchanator will reek havoc on stages and suspect dj's everywhere!!<P>DJ Clue and Funkmaster Flex beware!!!!!<P>Scratch needs a crew like the Klangskwad, HOW ABOUT THE SCRATCH FORCE? (that sounds kinda corny, so can my okayplayer fam who rep the Scratchanator help me think of a name?)
8. "happy birthday Scratch :)" In response to Reply # 0
okayplayer.com...it's not just a site; it's a lifestyle<P>I'm sick of bitches shakin' asses/I'm sick of talkin' about blunts/Sick of Versace glasses/Sick of slang/Sick of half-ass awards shows/Sick of name brand clothes/Sick of R&B bitches over bullshit tracks/Cocaine and crack/Which brings sickness to blacks/Sick of swoll' head rappers/With their sicker-than raps/Clappers and gats/Makin' the whole sick world collapse ~Dove, Stakes Is High
11. "Scratch? Scratch who?" In response to Reply # 0
There's somebody in The Roots named Scratch?<P>HAHA...just playin' like a cousin!! Happy Birthday Scrrrrrrrrrrrratch!! Enjoy the day and may the memories of it last until next year's...<P>Peace & Soul Grease,<BR>YardBird<P><BR>"Insanity is the pool I love to play in..."-Me?<P><BR>"Did curiosity kill the Bird? Nah, He ain't goin' out like that punk-ass cat!"-Yardicus Maximus
"The light asks little from those who send the darkness away"
12. "how old are you now?" In response to Reply # 0
Happy Birthday Scratch. Today was the day that someone was born with a freaking set of technics 1200's in they mouth....haha..<P>ravenous<BR>"we in the house like japanese in japan or koreans in korea"-talib kweli<BR>
You guys should get Scratch a Ben N Jerry's ice Cream cake!<P>Enjoy your day Scratch!<P>For the FAQ's--do y'all give each other birthday punches?? <img src="http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/Images/wink.gif"><P>"Peanut Butter Capn Crunch is the best"--me<P>"That is THE WORST cereal of all.....taste like finger paint and lotioned breast nipples together!"--Mr. 1989<P>"Damn, now I wanna bake a pound cake"--the fifth<P>"Yo, If you can make that, I'll suck your toes!!"--NazDak<P>"Why are all my quotes food related?"--me<BR>Peace and Love <img src="http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/Images/happy.gif">
18. "HAPPY BORN DAY RAHZEL!!!" In response to Reply # 0
JUST KIDDING, HAVE A GOOD ONE!<BR>"Hmmm, you think that those are thoughts you are thinking??? Interesting..."-TANK<P>To tell you the truth, I blew up in 2010/ travelled back in time to do it all over again/ so the rhyme I'm spitting now you won't understand 'till then SPECTRUMtheORACLE
21. "Scratch...ill vocal turntablist" In response to Reply # 0
Happy birthday scriggidy! hope you get maad bent and work maad middles dunn!<P> wonluv,<BR> s u n t o u c h a<P>"Kill Billy Blanks with Tae bo<BR> Puff Hydro<BR> But guess what kids!<BR> I wasn't even high though!"<BR> -Dick Starbuck, smut peddlar fo life
23. "happy bday again..." In response to Reply # 0
I responded on the other board but i'll say it again....Happy Birthday scratch.<P>Phil<P>"Okayplayer.com, first the Web, next, the World!" - Phil copyright 1999<BR>"Phil, You're a Genius" - Kayci Copyright 1999<BR>"I'm not a genius, I just say what other people should be thinking." - Phil Copyright 1999
HoMeBrO SaYs HaPPy BirThDaY to U<P>The Most Underrated roots member in my thoughts anyway, When will people realize that hes not RahZel, He's own Man, with with OwN Supernatrual talent to Rock the world. The invisible dj, its mind blowing what this guy can do, just check the lengendary lp, and those freestyles with him and black thought. WElL anyways, I respect U and your talent, make an album heh heh <P><P>
31. "Hap-p-p-py Birthdidday...i don't what that meant but..." In response to Reply # 0
just have a nice day and release the album Make the Music 2001...hehehe...peace..Nicolas<P><BR>"Just cuz we hate your punk ass that don't make you no player!"--Freddie Foxxx<P>"Just kickin' back with the Get Helskt Crew"--The BiACH
<---greatest cartoon characters ever
thebiach= "True hometown empathy: Bakersfield is a crazy hellhole"
...and mind-boggling walking turntable...<BR>Happy Birthday!<P>E<P>-'how can you be so thin and live so phat?'<P>-"If it wasn't for breakbeats, you'd be rhymin' over my shit" -Rahzel<P>-"consider me effed..." -me
<BR>Happy birthday !!!!<BR><img src="http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/Images/happy.gif"><BR>o yeah, my sister *swears* that you were staring her down. I tried to tell her otherwise, but she thinks you want her... <P>" He was winking at me Amina, I promise you!!! He wants me!"<P>tsk tsk. She also thought macy gray was trying to hit on her, and i gotta admit, homegirl was squating kinda close sticking the mics in our faces.. well, um, anyway. Happy birthday!<P>" I had AQUEEN named AMINA, height 5'7'', caramel complected, body like heaven..."
36. "Happy Birthday Scratch!" In response to Reply # 0
scratch,<BR>all i can say is have an ill ass birthday and make it known that youre SCRATCH NOT RAHZEL. thanks for everything. have a good one.<P>shorty<P><BR>"commercial rap gets the gun clap!"-buckshot<P>"I want Mumia out the cage the time for action is here!"-Black Thought
40. "Happy Birthday To The King of Pop" In response to Reply # 0
Oh yeah, you too Scratch<P>Melanism<BR>OKAYPLAYER AWARDS...NOMINATE DAMNIT!!!!<P>"As you wish."<BR>--Westley<BR>"The Princess Bride"<P>"What the hell kinda clown are you?"<BR>"The crying-on-the-inside kind, I guess?"<BR>Hugh & Grimm<BR>--"Quick Change"<P>"Don't be a guy. The world is full of guys. Be a man." <BR>--from "say anything"
42. "Bless this day........." In response to Reply # 0
Happy Birthday Scratch !!!!!!!!!! <BR>
The debut compliation album, "Thoughtforms", from Original Mindstate Music coming to you soon! The album features Karniege (Definitive Jux), Access Immortal (Problem Child), Science (Original Mindstate), Loer Velocity (Writer's Guild/Not 4 Nothin'), Subst
46. "Yet another happy birthday post" In response to Reply # 0
Just wanted to drop yet another note wishing Scratch a good B-day. People don't know you? Ask everyone to buy you some platinum ice and get Hype Williams to direct a video for you. Then everyone will know Scratch-diggy. Just playin. Keep doin what you're doin, and here's to another 50 B-days. Peace.<P>Air<P><BR>"Memories don't live like people do,<BR> they always remember you, whether things are good or bad,<BR> It's just the memories..." - Mos Def, Travellin' Man<BR>
Man I been on the site since it first popped up and I've always left well enuf alone that I have no idea what LOL means.<P>I can't take it anymore! Vaht the hell dahs it mean Gahddamnit??!!??<P><BR>Long Live V I N Y L!!! <BR>I know Brother? feels me...<BR>
I had two windows open at the same time. Happy birthday and much love. Shine brother...if you can any brighter.<P><BR>Sizzla, Anthony B and Luciano did they thing...when does the Rahzel, Scratch and Human Symphony album come out??
50. "Happy Birthday!!!!!" In response to Reply # 0
and many many more!!!<P><BR>"1989???...was the year in my life when responsibilty was only a word, not a reality. It was all about kangols, breaking, gold rope chains, shell toe addidas(with matching FAT laces), dope MC's(with skills),sheepskin/lumberjack bomber coats, Lee jeans, ghetto candy(now & laters!), wave caps, name buckle belts, mama jokes, freeze tag, fights with fists, two turntables and a mic (don't forget the backround dancers), girls wore biking shorts under short skirts, Atari 2600 was the shit, superman underoos, telling ya girl "IT'S QUITS" (cause she got a jheri curl!)...etc!!!!!"--hence....MR. 1989<P>"I can mangle a quote anytime I feel the need"--Mr. 1989<P>
53. "happy b-day scratch!!!!" In response to Reply # 0
hope it was a good one i wasnt online yesterday so excuse the lateness. about performing with schoolz of thought...do you? i saw them the other night with kool kieth and you werent there so i assumed you didnt. but incase noone knew its my b-day today and since its my b-day i have a birthday wish... can we get a scratch ep or compilation cd? i asked before but noone responded to it. count me in for the scratch skwad or scratch force or whatever.....peace
it would be better if you were a gemini but you're still cool... keep doing your thang thang. At least I don't get you and Rahzel mixed up.<P>niggas claim to be thugs/be real fucking suckers/quick ass runners/good fucking duckers - Beenie Segal<P>i'm sorry. those shits got to come off - Ro<P>i'm fly like a bee/ buzzzzz/ can't nobody fuck with me - Rahzel f/Erykah Badu<P>dick hed mcs, wit dem flacid, phalic soundin subjects- one of those jail urine roach xylophone nukkas (jurx-donwill)
...she had a body like a cello with legs i mean the ass was absurd long neck smooth skin pretty face cookie nipples eyes wide as her hips full lips between dimples