.....Thank you D' It's nice to know you are aware of us O.K Players, although I'm not in DC. I was happy to see that you care about your fans. Can't wait to see you in Toronto!!!!!!!
1. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*coughcough*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!..." In response to Reply # 0
That was the shortest response I've ever read that got people all excited. Well...actually Hub has him beat.
I would cut and paste but I don't wanna spoil it for yall...
Classic...just classic
It has been written... Improv!? (listening to a piano medley of Prince during the Lovesexy tour....)
***announcement pt 2.5!*** Improv!? send his love and thanks to: T510, Sugah (yo check out her poems they are dope and erotic! yum!), Re_alief, Melanism, Skipgotskills, Shai4NY, Truth and his friend, Soterion, Didi, and Nightwing for showing up to my show. Peace to Oracle, Disorganized, and Thickness for the email and cards. Yall don't know how much seeing yall meant to me. THANK YOU!!!
Fri April 28th: Nuyorican Poets Cafe...10pm...$5...Spotlight Poet: JILL SCOTT!!!!!!
SOBs is the SHIT!!! Here's why: --Fri May 18th...Dialated Peoples...9pm...$18 --Sun May 21 and Tuesday May 23 (ooh the album drops then)...Lucy Pearl...8pm...$25
"One day I just wanna walk down the street and have someone say "Hey! You look like a writer!"---Karla aka Twin
CELEBRATING APRIL AS WACK QUOTE MONTH ON OKAYPLAYER.COM -- "Yo wife is my......baby mama"---Manny Fresh
(for Nesta) "Why do I need ID to get ID?/ If I had ID, I wouldn't need ID..." Mos Def
_________________________ Man up
“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”---George Carlin
9. "RE: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*coughcough*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..." In response to Reply # 1
Improv, you're such a hater. To everyone else: apparently, writing isn't D's thing. Leave the man alone--Did ya notice there wasn't a SINGLE capital letter in that joint? i think he was doing the bell hooks thing, ya know, making a statement?
22. "rock the bell (hook)" In response to Reply # 9
no. i'm the bell clone. usually on sundays we go over the boards and reveiws
"why do you think they thnk you hate white cats and shit?"
shrug.
so he spoke the words and i typed. it would've been longer but he ordered room service (room is down the hall) and he had to jet.
maybe next time.
THE SOULQUARIANS chewy (quest).....jan luke (d)........feb lando (jaydee)......feb cp30 (james poyser).....jan r2d2 (jazzy jeff)......jan hans (chaos)........jan anakin (lil mike)......feb
1. he's online right now - all he does is play on the internet and lose at competitive games. he's just ignorin' your ass.... (hak's response to th(si)ckness as to why i'm "not on the boards" (as if y'all can pull me away.....)
2. where is your individuality? where are your catchphrases? why do you say smut as if you invented it? are you REALLY offering manbutter by the buckets? y'all muthafuckas are jacking our slang, i seen the same shit happen to K(love), 3 paragraphs in your response, trying to wild out. man, y'all suck ass. (my favorite ok(semi)vet response/bitching to the new freshmen class to how the boards have....gulp uh....fallen? (fill preference here)
3.i still think you're either in possession of two chins or two testicles. or, sadly, both. (hak showing extreme strength when the enemy tries to butter him up with nicenes...nigga like me would cave in....hak goes for the jugg...er adam's apple?)
4...if you are this 22/23 year old record company skank (didn't know i peeped how you effed up and claimed to different ages did you?) then we may have a spot for you in team XSV. actually, i work for a production team Cock 'n Fist productions we manage Dr. Cockinbush & Mr. Fistabutt... (nothing makes my day more than a good card pull (in this case superhak to an okaynemisis sickness )
5........ i don't need no stinkin' okayplayer to vent off frustration. here's a hint - take your ass to http://www.h8r.com and look at the front page - see? see? that's where i vent...... (freedom, independence! gotta love it. i wish i was bi-postal!)
this would be a top ten list but big hak said cut down on the sigs. so i shall.
....you still gettin beat down during the 3am-6am laser blowout saturday of the reunion!!!!!!
check the resume
organix-93 (from the ground up)-94 do you want more?!!???!-95 illadelph halflife-96 things fall apart-99 (the legendary)-99 the roots come alive-99 phrenology-2002 the tipping point-2004 (the roots present...) 2004 homegrown: the beginne
36. "Attack of the English majors..." In response to Reply # 22
Has this post been inspired by literary theorist bell hooks? She's one fiesty essayist.
grammy
“What a group of people we were, I thought. Why you could cause us the greatest humiliation simply by confronting us with something we liked. Not all of us, but so many. Simply by walking up and shaking a set of chitterlings or a well boiled hog maw at them during the clear light of day! What consternation it would cause!”--Ralph Ellison
Q:Are you a fool, fool? A: Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes! --My dad cracking a joke. Love you, Pa.
46. "JAMES POYSER FINALLY POSTED IN THE DIARY!!!" In response to Reply # 9
Though he only gave us more than 4 paragraphs, I'm soooo happy that he posted. KEYBOARDISTS UNITE!!! (though my playing is hella bone, but I can play the shit outta King's Cross by the Pet Shop Boys and Come Back To Me by Janet...)
Me a hater? Neva dat... I'm just in awe of how three sentences can get ladies moist...I must learn that jedi trick...
It has been written... Improv!? (a damn padawan in the eyes of Mace D'angelo...)
SOBs is the SHIT!!! Here's why: --Fri May 18th...Dialated Peoples...9pm...$18 --Sun May 21 and Tuesday May 23 (ooh the album drops then)...Lucy Pearl...8pm...$25
"One day I just wanna walk down the street and have someone say "Hey! You look like a writer!"---Karla aka Twin
"Thank you"--Flo Brown (right after she kills the mic)
CELEBRATING APRIL AS WACK QUOTE MONTH ON OKAYPLAYER.COM -- "Yo wife is my......baby mama"---Manny Fresh
(for Nesta) "Why do I need ID to get ID?/ If I had ID, I wouldn't need ID..." Mos Def
_________________________ Man up
“Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist”---George Carlin
26. "RE: D FINALLY POSTED IN THE DIARY!!!!!" In response to Reply # 7
i've been having that trouble too; ever since last friday or something i cant find the link to the diary; it just ceased to exist..i was going to post about it sometime, but have not gotten around to it. i dont have flash (and cant get it on my machine) but would still like to read the diary...could someone give me a hand. whats going on?
8. "that shit was weak..." In response to Reply # 0
how's he only gonna type one fuckin line? and that corny ass line...shit, we KNOW you're mr. ladies man...you don't have to show it with those corny ass lines, damn! And the worst part is that there was probably thousands of girls swooning and gettin all creamy cause he said that shit and they just knew that he was speaking directly to them! wack shit! haha
ILLWILL
Proud Member of M.W.S. -giving protein globs since 1996-
Don't ever talk to me when I'm asleep...
Starli : Will , wake up! Will : hmmwmfmhmmermmm Starli : Wha? what are you doin? Will : I'm writing a paper. on pornos. mmmhmhmmhpfhmmm Starli : huh? Will : I'm writing a paper. on pornos. mmmhhmmmffmmmhhmm Starli : wtf?
no, ho, he was not talking to your ass no, ho, cowboy hats and capri pants don't show class no, ho, nobody likes a box that smells like bass no, ho, this too will not pass...
>Put your hater card back in >your pocket, it keeps sticking >out. I wouldn't want >you to lose it for >other occasions >Tiny
nah, I'm a D fan and I support his albums, but seriously, compared to what you and Ahmir write in those diaries, that was lame as fuck. You know it.
and this post goes out to all the groovy sexy ladies out there....peace *gyrating hips and licking lips*
haha
ILLWILL
Proud Member of M.W.S. -giving protein globs since 1996-
Don't ever talk to me when I'm asleep...
Starli : Will , wake up! Will : hmmwmfmhmmermmm Starli : Wha? what are you doin? Will : I'm writing a paper. on pornos. mmmhmhmmhpfhmmm Starli : huh? Will : I'm writing a paper. on pornos. mmmhhmmmffmmmhhmm Starli : wtf?
16. "RE: that shit was weak..." In response to Reply # 8
PLEASE!!! Stop Hatin'. Jealousy is not very becoming of you. Did you really think he should have written an essay? Short, sweet, a tad corny and to the point. Nuff Said
38. "quit being a groupie" In response to Reply # 16
>PLEASE!!! Stop Hatin'. Jealousy is not >very becoming of you. Did >you really think he should >have written an essay? Short, >sweet, a tad corny and >to the point. Nuff Said
You really don't even comprehend the concept of "hating" if you think that's what I was doing. And I have nothing to be jealous of. Sure, D is a handsome guy with lots of talent, money and fans. But I don't want that type of recognition. I'm far from ugly and I got talent in other areas, which will make me money in the future. But since you asked, no I don't think he should have written an essay, but a paragraph would have been nice, four sentences even. Hell, a second complete thought would have done me fine.
ILLWILL
Proud Member of M.W.S. -giving protein globs since 1996-
Don't ever talk to me when I'm asleep...
Starli : Will , wake up! Will : hmmwmfmhmmermmm Starli : Wha? what are you doin? Will : I'm writing a paper. on pornos. mmmhmhmmhpfhmmm Starli : huh? Will : I'm writing a paper. on pornos. mmmhhmmmffmmmhhmm Starli : wtf?
42. "you are sooo talented" In response to Reply # 38
if it's not hating than what are you doing? I'm so proud of all your talents and i'm real sure you'll be famous soon. it's too bad you don't want to have the recognition that D' has (yeah right) since you are far from ugly...hater...
you are such a hater!! If I see one more nonsense post from you I'm gonna snatch your girl and hold her hostage untill you take your statements back...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA..Will a Hater...yeah...stop..y'all killin' me..
While your at it will, stop promoting for all these wack okayartists..I will to if you tell me too, cause hey.."i'm weak"...
Much love, Kyle
"i always tell people that fame is nothing but a good publicist, while talent is a genuine article..." ~ PoZi
IM: UrbanCowgirlll
much love, Kyle
Detroit..Let's GO!!! May 12th Dilla Walk for Lupus...Belle Isle...
Yeah and good effin point Kyle!! Tell all these ladies that you pass out flyers with D's naked pic on it Will!! tell em!
and you can't steal me kyle!!! *puffin out chest* I'ma big girl! I can take you
-One- Inez AKA Starli ----------------- "Starli/gets the party started like a car key" -Juice
"At times my going forward seems like retreat" -Common
"Obviously, I don't kill people. But sometimes I think I've killed parts of people's souls, their spirits. You know, maybe in breaking someone's heart - making them not believe in love or truth anymore. Those are the kinds of deaths that go forever." - Forest Whitaker
...out girls. You're taking offense because someone is making light of one silly sentence? Get a sense of humor.
-One- Inez AKA Starli ----------------- "Starli/gets the party started like a car key" -Juice
"At times my going forward seems like retreat" -Common
"Obviously, I don't kill people. But sometimes I think I've killed parts of people's souls, their spirits. You know, maybe in breaking someone's heart - making them not believe in love or truth anymore. Those are the kinds of deaths that go forever." - Forest Whitaker
48. "WORD! Chill the fug out like Inez sed! ;= ] n/m" In response to Reply # 44
>...out girls. You're taking offense because >someone is making light of >one silly sentence? Get a >sense of humor. > >-One- >Inez AKA Starli >----------------- >"Starli/gets the party started like a >car key" -Juice > >"At times my going forward seems >like retreat" -Common > >"Obviously, I don't kill people. But >sometimes I think I've killed >parts of people's souls, their >spirits. You know, maybe in >breaking someone's heart - making >them not believe in love >or truth anymore. Those are >the kinds of deaths that >go forever." - Forest Whitaker > > >"Nobody puts Baby in a corner." >-Johnny Castle > >Proud SPAS associate >Inez24@prodigy.net
nobody is taking offense. i just don't understand why niggas have to hate,then front and say i'm not hating i love D' whoop 'd whoop. damn nigga if you a hater you a hater...at least keep it real!
uhh...asshole, that's my boyfriend. If he was hating so much, why do you think he works for okayplayer and passes out promotional items with YOUR d'angelos face on it? You think taking me to his concert was hating? Think again. Like I said above, get a sense of humor and figure out what a hater really is.
-One- Inez AKA Starli ----------------- "Starli/gets the party started like a car key" -Juice
"At times my going forward seems like retreat" -Common
"Obviously, I don't kill people. But sometimes I think I've killed parts of people's souls, their spirits. You know, maybe in breaking someone's heart - making them not believe in love or truth anymore. Those are the kinds of deaths that go forever." - Forest Whitaker
-One- Inez AKA Starli ----------------- "Starli/gets the party started like a car key" -Juice
"At times my going forward seems like retreat" -Common
"Obviously, I don't kill people. But sometimes I think I've killed parts of people's souls, their spirits. You know, maybe in breaking someone's heart - making them not believe in love or truth anymore. Those are the kinds of deaths that go forever." - Forest Whitaker
51. "damn you're a fucking groupie" In response to Reply # 42
>if it's not hating than what >are you doing?
I'm criticizing his lack of creativity in his tour entry. There's a difference. Hating is when you specifically try to halt someone else from getting something, when you try to steal their shine or whatnot. I'm doing none of that. I like D and I have both of his albums, plus mad MP3's of other songs he's been on. I'm not trying to fuck with his success at all. I just thought that shit he wrote was corny. If I was a hater, why the fuck would I promote his album for Okayplayer? Why would I have thousands of those flyers with his naked picture on it? I don't want them shits. I know you may, but I don't.
I'm so >proud of all your talents >and i'm real sure you'll >be famous soon.
I'm not working towards fame. My talents are in art. I will become successful in advertizing when I get out of college. I'm not trying to have groupie hoes all on my dick.
it's too >bad you don't want to >have the recognition that D' >has (yeah right) since you >are far from ugly...hater...
wow, you're fuckin mean. You really hurt my feelings right there (that's sarcasm if you're too young or stupid to realize it). And like I said, I don't want the recognition that D' has because I enjoy living my life. I wouldn't want to be some cat who couldn't walk out of his hotel room without having hundreds of stupid ass groupie broads all on his dick talking about having his baby and shit...dumbass groupie...
ILLWILL
Proud Member of M.W.S. -giving protein globs since 1996-
Don't ever talk to me when I'm asleep...
Starli : Will , wake up! Will : hmmwmfmhmmermmm Starli : Wha? what are you doin? Will : I'm writing a paper. on pornos. mmmhmhmmhpfhmmm Starli : huh? Will : I'm writing a paper. on pornos. mmmhhmmmffmmmhhmm Starli : wtf?
sorry, i guess you have to be creative(like you--the artist)to write in the tour diary. i'm so sad that D's entry wasn't up to your creative level. it was a tour diary entry, so fuckin what!! By the way, thanks for your little lesson/lecture on hating. now i'm REALLY convinced you aren't hating...keep enjoying your life...sucka ass hating nigga! nora staying sucka free
56. "you're worse than a groupie" In response to Reply # 54
you're a dickriding idiot bitch. Go back to your seventeen and sister to sister magazines and teenchats....fuckin dumb ass whore. I have nothing else to say to you.
ILLWILL
Proud Member of M.W.S. -giving protein globs since 1996-
Don't ever talk to me when I'm asleep...
Starli : Will , wake up! Will : hmmwmfmhmmermmm Starli : Wha? what are you doin? Will : I'm writing a paper. on pornos. mmmhmhmmhpfhmmm Starli : huh? Will : I'm writing a paper. on pornos. mmmhhmmmffmmmhhmm Starli : wtf?
58. "sucka niggas ain't shit" In response to Reply # 56
oh no, i'm soooo fuckin offended and hurt cuz a stupid hatin nigga doesn't have anything else to say to me. stop being a little bitch about the whole thing and grow some balls...
14. "RE: D FINALLY POSTED IN THE DIARY!!!!!" In response to Reply # 0
I'm glad to see D' on the diary. Give the man a break y'all. He might have been in a hurry or something. To be quite honest, the post was much like his conversations. I hear that D' is quiet and shy . So how is he gonna give us a 3 page conversation when he don't talk much anyway. Then again, he could be doing some 'ole "Sexy Mystery Man" shit performing a short cameo appearance. hahaha who knows?! Hell, it doesn't take much for me, anyway. Thanks D'! I appreciate it!
********************************************** Awaiting for "D' Arrival" on Sunday May 7,2000 in Greensboro, NC at 7:30"
"Please give us strength, Lord, to fight our battles. And we can walk on the streets of gold." ~D'Angelo '95
"Even if it take forever and a day for me 2 do. I've gotta Send It On 2 u." ~D'Angelo '00
21. "Damnit.....Call me a hoe/groupie/bla" In response to Reply # 0
I don't care how much he typed dammit...just seeing his name made my heart jump...whew....and I had anotha dream about him...this one was alil to freaky to be revealed tho'...<wink wink>...ha...and give D' some time, maybe next time we'll get a 4 line review whewwwwwhewww
~>~ ~>~ ~>~ ~>~ ~<~ ~<~ ~<~ ~<~ Me: Dayum!! Cute Guy: What?!?! Me: Your lips are looking type chapped.. Cute guy: (confused look) Me: Would you mind if I wet them?
-The award for Favorite male singer of all time, Fwinest Man in the world, and Body of a god goes tooo...(drumroll)...-D'ANGELO!! (trumpets)..
23. "RE: Damnit.....Call me a hoe/groupie/bla" In response to Reply # 21
SEE!!! I KNEW YOU WUZ A BAD AZZ!! EVEN WHEN U SLEEPIN'!! CTFU!! < --CRAKTHAFUGUP!
Sugah The Erotic Blossom
Simmer to a sizzle like the days of old - D'Angelo
Scream when U must!! - bfnh
*convulsing from the possiblities of dopeness* - IllWill
Danophonic: " Oh, you're Sugah and he must be the coffee.... Can I be the cream?" 1/16/00
" My website has a first name its O-K-A-Y-P, my website has a second name its L-A-Y-E-R, OH I love to visit everyday, and if you ask me why I'll saaaaaaay, OKAYPLAYER makes my day with O-K-A-Y-FAM-EE-LAY! - Sugah ((Hugz Y'all!!))) !!
message from me. from d'angelo on Apr 23 - 05:03 PM
in case you think it's cancelled it's not. i will be funkin up a storm at constitution hall in dc. one love to all my ladies.
love d.
I hope we hear more from him. He just lifts my spirits!! Try not to be judgemental people, that's why some Artists don't do things like this more often.....they're damned if they do and they're damned if they don't. Plus it's O.K if we don'r hear from him as long as he continues delivering the type of inspiration he does through his music, that's what matters. (It's just icing on the cake for us ladies to also get mini orgasms as well!!!!) but that's not really what he's there fo .
It must take alot out of a person to Tour so much, he's gotta keep focussed to do those amazing concerts I've been hearing about.
Anyway, Thanks again D. AND MAJOR THANKS TO TINY AND QUEST AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO CONTRIBUTES TO THE DIARY. I'd like to meet ya'll just as much I'd like to meet D.
You said it Shai4NY! You just don't know how CRAZEEEEEE I went yesterday after seeing D's few words!! There's no way you can hate. The man writes enough music to fill a CD (and then some) and folks got to complain about him not writing enough!! Give me an effing break!!
One Love, "Momma may have, Poppa may have, but God bless the child that has his own" -- Billie Holiday
27. "RE: D FINALLY POSTED IN THE DIARY!!!!!" In response to Reply # 0
I'm glad he finally post SOMETHING!!! But, I have to laugh at this post and myself. Shit, I was happy-go-lucky after I saw that post. Like, he wrote that shit personally to me!!! That's a damn shame that a man I've never met; can have that affect on me. A DAMN SHAME I TELL YA!!!! STAY STRONG MY FELLOW OKAYLADIES. HOPEFULLY THEY WILL BE MORE TO COME!!
Mariah Carey should be stoned with REAL R&B CDs
Mary J is our GHETTO DIVA!!!
OKAPLAYER.COM- A MUSICAL CULT!!! How can I be down.
30. "RE: D FINALLY POSTED IN THE DIARY!!!!!" In response to Reply # 27
Damn, that's exactly what I was thinking. Normally, I wouldn't ever be this caught up over a star, but somehow D'Angelo just brings it out of me. It's a root I tell ya!
28. "RE: D FINALLY POSTED IN THE DIARY!!!!!" In response to Reply # 0
Thanks D'Angelo & Quest...
I think it's great that 1. this site exists 2. the site is updated and monitored often 3. the featured Artist actually reads the boards From one site administrator to another the staff at okayplayers deserve some kudos. (Sometimes it can feel like a thankless job.) Hell, I work in corporate america in the midwest and any relief from this mundane environment is a positive! Also, the internet is an informal communications vehicle...when did excellent grammar and punctuation become a requirement. I love the site and the few messages we get from D. But Quest and Tiny keep it tight.
35. "RE: D FINALLY POSTED IN THE DIARY!!!!!" In response to Reply # 0
listen Y'all people love D'ANGELO okay.... he could say, "W'Sup" in the Tour Diary and every woman would make a big deal out of it... cuz Lord knows that I do.... I mean geeze... its a 1/4 fantasy come true just leave people alone shit.... by the way IllWill or however you spell your name... don't be jealous just cuz D'Angelo gets what he wants, when he wants, and where he wants... not everyone can be blessed with the quality that D'Angelo has... so just pray harder damn... the hater thing.... its not attractive.... so stop it....but I guess I'm biased cuz I love D'Angelo.... yes I said love and I don't know the brother personally SO WHAT leave my dreams alone they ain't hurtin no one but me okay.... dmanit....
49. "brothas want to know if mere words..." In response to Reply # 0
can make a woman "moist." i forget which one of yall dudes said it in an earlier post, but havent ya heard? SEX IS 99% MENTAL--yes, mental. you heard it here first. why is every woman panting/getting moist/kissing her computer screen after reading a couple of sentences from dangelo? because foreplay has nothing really to do with touching, it has to do with reading something someone has written, or having a stimulating conversation about something non-sexually related. oh yeah, having a banging-ass six pack also helps a woman to visualize fellas, if forgot that too. you heard it here first. so fellas: before you try to run up in ya sweety, write her some poetry or something, and if you cant write, talk dirty on the phone to her by telling her what you intend to do before you get to her house. what does this have to do w/d's post? if you dont know--you never will. as always, peace
50. "RE: brothas want to know if mere words..." In response to Reply # 49
Ookay I'll tell you straight up... with me personally... YES... and this is why.. first with D'Angelo he is the definition of sexy... I mean you look up sexy in the dictionary and theres a picture of D'Angelo (not naked either... like the one in the VIBE magazine with the silk shirt and the Armani Jacket the shirt open...DAMN) sorry...so basically he can say Hi or snort his nose cuz he has something in it and I'd get excited..... ya heard me....LOL...but for the regular average JOE yes this way of nature can happen also but it normally depends on what you say...I mean you wouldn't be able to go up to a girl and say "Hey girl you wanna know how it feels???" like D'Angelo would... ya dig.. you have to be a little bit more smooth and sexier ya dig... hope this answers your question... I try my best.....
52. "RE: where have the tour diaries gone?" In response to Reply # 50
perhaps I am blind or in need of a stronger prescription, but I can't find the link to the tour diaries anymore. where are they? if you know, 'send it on' to me please!
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