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Thu May-25-00 10:57 AM

  
"POEM FOR S.S.O.T.K.'"


          

THE KEYS YOUR STROKIN
LIKE A HARP STRIKE MY HEART
DOWN
D
O
W
N
WITH SWEET MELODIC SOUNZ
THAT GLIDE TO MY EARS
TO MY MIND
TO MY SOUL
YOU'RE BLOWING UP BIG
YOU'RE ACHIEVING YOUR GOAL
YOUR SOFT WAVY HAIR
LIGHT SHAMPOOED AND CLEAN
MAKES ME WANNA UH
IT MAKES ME WAN
IT MAKES ME WANNA UH
DRIVE AWAY FAST IN MY CAR
TO THE NEAREST WRECKA STOW
OH WAIT JUS' A MINUTE
LESSTOPATDALIKASTOW
AND NIGHT AFTER NIGHT
AS YOU GO THRU THE TOWNS
SHARING YOUR SOUL, HEART, AND SWEAT
WITH THOSE ROOTS CLOWNS
KNOW THAT I'M HERE
I'M YOUR SOUL I COMPLETE YOU AS YOU COMPLETE ME

s.s.o.t.k. if you read this i want you to know that i love you and i love jesus just like your family does and my family does and i know you're a down-to-earth and shy adn quiet southern family type man and if you could just have the chance to meet me i'd probably go crazy and get all shy, but i know that we're meant to be together. we complete each other. you are the pot of gold and i am at the end of my rainbow. but please i just wanna say to all the haters that i love and appreciate the music and yes if Scott hadn't made that sexy video and become such a superstarsexsymbol i would definitely feel the same because i've listened to your music on repeat for the last seven years and it has gotten me thru some rough times like when my mom called me to come down for breakfast but i had felt ill and the sausage didn't smell so good to me, i played your music and it helped me get up and face the day.

i love you and may god bless you and i hope all your hard work on those la studio recordings goes well. and i'm proud you're representin' becuase i saw that you got in the philadelphia entertainment newspaper and that's really great.

ps. i love you.

  

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Squawk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 25th 2000
1
eff retirement.
May 25th 2000
2
HELP!!!!!!
May 25th 2000
3
laugh dammit!
May 25th 2000
4
Poem for H.N.I.C
May 25th 2000
5
umm....
May 25th 2000
6
me__andS.S.O.T.K452
approaching
May 26th 2000
7
Someone give this guy an award ROFL!
May 26th 2000
8
THAT SHIT IS PURE WACKNESS
pOsItIvE
May 26th 2000
9
RE: me__andS.S.O.T.K452
Nov 19th 2001
32
up
May 31st 2000
10
FANATIC...
Mindful
May 31st 2000
21
      Mindful?
May 31st 2000
22
           Lisa, just caught on....
Mindful
May 31st 2000
23
ROFL #2 - this is sooooooo classic, get in my sig, now!
May 31st 2000
11
RE: ROFL #2 - this is sooooooo classic, get in my sig, now!
approaching
May 31st 2000
12
      u don't love me!
May 31st 2000
13
RE: POEM FOR S.S.O.T.K.'
May 31st 2000
14
isn't it brilliant?
May 31st 2000
15
      The likka stow...
May 31st 2000
16
      Breakfast.
May 31st 2000
17
Oh shit
May 31st 2000
18
oh it's beyond comedy, it
May 31st 2000
19
ya'll stoopid
May 31st 2000
20
move motherfucker!
Jun 01st 2000
24
ummm
Krutch
Jun 01st 2000
25
scottstorchyousexymuthafucka
Jun 01st 2000
26
Ooooh Shit!!
Jun 02nd 2000
27
Scott Stiddorch....
Jun 02nd 2000
28
Stan
Jun 02nd 2000
29
To Scott
Jun 02nd 2000
30
ARCHIVE THIS PLEASE!!!!!
Jun 02nd 2000
31

fire
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1. "Squawk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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________________________________________
Celebrating Prince Month at Okayplayer

“Money don't matter 2night/It sure didn't matter yesterday/Just when U think U've got more than/enough/That's when it all up and flies away” – Prince/Money Don’t Matter 2 Night

“What's the matter with your life/Is the poverty bringing U down/Is the mailman jerking U 'round/Did he put your million dollar check in someone else's box?” – Prince/Pop Life

“ Some people tell me I got great legs/Can't figure out why U make me beg/Does not compute/Don't not compute” – Prince/Something in the Water Does Not Compute

“Here's a church, here's a steeple/Here's a muthafucka that I gotta blow away/Here's my chance 2cure the ills of the people/But not until I make this muthafucka pay/Count the Days” – Prince/Count the Days

“Love - if U're there come save me/From all this cold despair/I can hang when U're around/But I'll surely die if U're not there” – Prince/Theives in the Temple

"it hurts to be pretty." -gemini's grandma (who i think is mine somehow too)

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Phil
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2. "eff retirement."
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ROFL

  

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BrainChild
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3. "HELP!!!!!!"
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i don't know how i'm supposed to respond to this post...

--me--
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http://www.thejawn.com/brainchild
http://www.thejawn.com/okprod

--me--
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www.twitter.com/djbrainchild

  

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fire
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4. "laugh dammit!"
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this shit is going in my fucking archives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

________________________________________
Celebrating Prince Month at Okayplayer

“Money don't matter 2night/It sure didn't matter yesterday/Just when U think U've got more than/enough/That's when it all up and flies away” – Prince/Money Don’t Matter 2 Night

“What's the matter with your life/Is the poverty bringing U down/Is the mailman jerking U 'round/Did he put your million dollar check in someone else's box?” – Prince/Pop Life

“ Some people tell me I got great legs/Can't figure out why U make me beg/Does not compute/Don't not compute” – Prince/Something in the Water Does Not Compute

“Here's a church, here's a steeple/Here's a muthafucka that I gotta blow away/Here's my chance 2cure the ills of the people/But not until I make this muthafucka pay/Count the Days” – Prince/Count the Days

“Love - if U're there come save me/From all this cold despair/I can hang when U're around/But I'll surely die if U're not there” – Prince/Theives in the Temple

"it hurts to be pretty." -gemini's grandma (who i think is mine somehow too)

e-mail okplayer's resident hussy at firefire100@hotmail.com

________________________________________
who gonna check me boo?!

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fire
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5. "Poem for H.N.I.C"
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IT'S ALL ON YOU
YOU ARE MY DREAM
WOULD YOU BE MY BOO?
OR MAYBE COACH MY TEAM?
I LOVE TO LOVE YA BABY
SPEAKING OF BABIES
WANNA MAKE ONE?
I'M A LADY
BUT I KNOW HOW TO HAVE FUN
SEE IF YOU DA HNIC
AND I'M YOUR LADY
WE COULD RUN THINGS
I'VE DREAMED OF U MY WHOLE LIFE
EVEN BEFORE I WAS BORN
I THINK OF YOU IN WINTER
I THINK OF YOU IN A SUMMER STORM
WON'T YOU HAVE ME?
PLEASE BABY PLEASE?
FORGET ALL THOSE OTHERS
I'M DOWN ON MY KNEES
AND WHILE I'M HERE
I'D LIKE TO DO YOU A FAVOR
I THINK YOU ARE SO FINE
YOU ARE JUST MY FLAVOR
HNIC HOW I LOVE YOU SO
YOU WERE MADE FOR ME
EVEN IF YOU DON'T KNOW.......:'(

________________________________________
Celebrating Prince Month at Okayplayer

“Money don't matter 2night/It sure didn't matter yesterday/Just when U think U've got more than/enough/That's when it all up and flies away” – Prince/Money Don’t Matter 2 Night

“What's the matter with your life/Is the poverty bringing U down/Is the mailman jerking U 'round/Did he put your million dollar check in someone else's box?” – Prince/Pop Life

“ Some people tell me I got great legs/Can't figure out why U make me beg/Does not compute/Don't not compute” – Prince/Something in the Water Does Not Compute

“Here's a church, here's a steeple/Here's a muthafucka that I gotta blow away/Here's my chance 2cure the ills of the people/But not until I make this muthafucka pay/Count the Days” – Prince/Count the Days

“Love - if U're there come save me/From all this cold despair/I can hang when U're around/But I'll surely die if U're not there” – Prince/Theives in the Temple

"it hurts to be pretty." -gemini's grandma (who i think is mine somehow too)

e-mail okplayer's resident hussy at firefire100@hotmail.com

________________________________________
who gonna check me boo?!

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www.philadelphiaeagles.com

  

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6. "umm...."
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how about a Poem for Gloworm? (of course...posted in General Discussion)



"Here's another speech you wish I'd swallow. Another cue for you to hold your ears. Another train of thought too hard to follow." - Fiona Apple

"I'm going to save R&B" - Sisqo

"Questioning why you should listen to my words, the way I say them, my flow.
Ignoring the fact that my spoken word will make your mind glow." - jose3030

  

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approaching

Fri May-26-00 04:40 AM

  
7. "me__andS.S.O.T.K452"
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I DON'T SEE WHY YA'LL THINK MY POSTING WAS FUNNY HOW'D YOU LIKE IT IF YOU TRIED TO TELL AN ARTIST HOW DOES IT FEEL AND OTHER PEOPLE ON THE SITE LAUGED AND ROF FOR YOU????? IF NOT FOR GIVING THANKS TO S.S.O.T.K. THEN WHY DOES HE HAVE A WEBSITE CAN YOU ANSWER ME THAT? AND BY THE WAY, HOW IS SOMEONE A GROUPIE FOR POSTING LOVE AND THANKS TO AN ARTIST NO MATTER HOW MANY POSTS? HOW IS SOMEONE A STALKER FOR WANTING TO MEET THEIR FAVORITE ARTIST? IF U KNOW WHAT HOTEL HE IS AT OR WHAT RESTAURANTS HE DINES IN WHILE IN YOUR TOWN HOW IS THAT STALKING IF YOU KNOW WHAT KINDA CEREAL HE EATS AND HOW MUCH AND WHAT GRADE OF MILK HE POURS INTO HIS CEREAL HOW IS THAT STALKING IF YOU JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE A FRIEND WHO HAS A HIGH RISE APARTMENT WITH A VIEW STRAIGHT INTO S.S.O.T.K.'S BREAKFAST NOOK, AND YOU HAPPEN TO SEE HIM EATING HIS CAP'N CRUNCH WITH SOY MILK, AND YOU GO OUT AND START ONLY EATING CAP'N CRUNCH FOR EVERY MEAL HOW IS THAT IDOLATRY? IF YOU FIND OUT ON THE INTERNET WHERE S.S.O.T.K IZ GOIN BE ONE NIGHT AND YOU HANG OUT IN FRONT OF HIS CRIB TO SEE WHAT TIME HE'S GONNA LEAVE AND THEN YOU TAKE A TAXI TO GO THERE AND SEE HIM HOW IS THAT STALKING? WHY PASS UP A OPPORTUNITY TO MEET A ARTIST ONCE IN A LIFETIME.

I JUS WANNA SAY THAT I DON'T FIT JOHN STAMOS' DEFINITION OF A GROUPIE, AND I ALSO DON'T FIT BOB SAGET'S DEFINITION OF A GROUPIE, BUT JUST BECAUSE CERTAIN OKAYPLAYERS THINK I'M TRIFLIN I GOTTA STOP RESPECTIN S.S.O.T.K'S MUSIC? WELL THAT'S NOT GOIN HAPPEN CUZ I AM A REAL MUSIC LOVER AND I KNOW GOOD MUSIC AND EVEN IF S.S.O.T.K WEREN'T SO SEXY WHEN HE LICKS HIS LIPS I WOULD STILL KNOW I LOVE HIM, CUZ HE'S SO FULFILLING AND IS SUCHA PART OF MY LIFE. I JUST READ HOW SOMEONE WOULD START A POST THANKING S.S.O.T.K.,PRAISING S.S.O.T.K., SHOWIN LOVE FOR S.S.O.T.K.. THEN SOMEONE WILL WRITE: WHY U WORRY ABOUT S.S.O.T.K.? WHY DO U WANT A RESPONDS FROM S.S.O.T.K? WHY DO YA'LL WOMEN JUMP ON STAGE? WHY DO U WRITE POEMS? THAT SH** GET ME FURIOUS!!!!!!! U MIGHT AS WELL ASK WHY DOES THIS MAN HAVE A WEB SITE. THE OTHER S*** THAT MAKES ME ANGRY IS WHEN SOMEONE WILL START A POST AND SOME PLAYER START RESPONDING WITH ALL THIS NEGATIVE FAKE SH** ALL OF A SUDDEN PEOPLE WILL START THINK OKAY MAYBE THEIR RIGHT MAYBE I AM ACTING LIKE A TRUE FAN MAYBE IT IS WRONG TO LIKE THIS MANS MUSIC SO MUCH I'M SO TRIFLIN TO THINK OF THIS MAN IN A SEXUAL MATTER CAUSE THAT MEANS I REALLY DON'T LIKE HIS MUSIC....THAT A BUNCH OF BULLS*** THIS IS SICKIN PEOPLE START SHYING AWAY FROM THERE FEELING CAUSE 34 OUT OF 5 POST WERE NEGATIVE RESPONDS F*** THAT THOSE ARE FAKE ASS FANS STAND FOR WHAT BELIEVE IN NOT WHAT OTHER THINK IS APPROPRIATE TO BELIEVE.

dammnit!

  

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8. "Someone give this guy an award ROFL!"
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.

  

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pOsItIvE

Fri May-26-00 12:36 PM

  
9. "THAT SHIT IS PURE WACKNESS"
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I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY??????????

  

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32. "RE: me__andS.S.O.T.K452"
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BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  

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10. "up"
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:o: : : :o: : : :o: : : :o: : :
Songs of the week: Simple Kind of Life/No Doubt
Trouble/Blackalicious
: : : :o: : : :o: : : :o: : :
"See if ya know me you would know i aint bout no bullshit ill fuckin bitch smack somebody dont let the innocent look fool you I Be Squeeze #2!!!!" - Nebbie
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Mindful

Wed May-31-00 11:11 AM

  
21. "FANATIC..."
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DAG---is it that serious? I may call myself a fan of some sort, but dag---I don't know what hotel my favorite artists are at, and such. To be honest, that is a little scary. I mean--I am not an artist (as far as music goes), and I would feel kinda funny if someone liked me so much they knew where I was at almost every waking moment. True, it is okay to voice your opinion about your favorite artist and tell them how much you like their work, but dag----this is just a little too much, even for me ;-) and all that other mess........


Email this chick at black_snow99@blackplanet.com

  

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22. "Mindful?"
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This is satire. . .not to be taken seriously.
Don't go explaining anything cuz' it's all in fun. K?

Much Respect,

Lisa

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage ~ ANAIS NIN

  

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Mindful

Wed May-31-00 01:28 PM

  
23. "Lisa, just caught on...."
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Girl, I was not in my right mind earlier, fire had to email me and let me know what was going on. I'm a little slow.......LOLLOLLOLLOL-----now, that I get it, it is kinda funny..... Love to you too!!!!!!!!

  

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11. "ROFL #2 - this is sooooooo classic, get in my sig, now!"
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:o: : : :o: : : :o: : : :o: : :
Songs of the week: Simple Kind of Life/No Doubt
Trouble/Blackalicious
: : : :o: : : :o: : : :o: : :
"See if ya know me you would know i aint bout no bullshit ill fuckin bitch smack somebody dont let the innocent look fool you I Be Squeeze #2!!!!" - Nebbie
: : : :o: : : :o: : : :o: : :
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________________________________________
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approaching

Wed May-31-00 10:21 AM

  
12. "RE: ROFL #2 - this is sooooooo classic, get in my sig, now!"
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thanks fire. (the capn' crunch reference was for you)


andy

  

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13. "u don't love me!"
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u's a faker, u just want me for my acres!

i love this shit to fucking death!


: : : :o: : : :o: : : :o: : :
Songs of the week: Simple Kind of Life/No Doubt
Trouble/Blackalicious
: : : :o: : : :o: : : :o: : :
"See if ya know me you would know i aint bout no bullshit ill fuckin bitch smack somebody dont let the innocent look fool you I Be Squeeze #2!!!!" - Nebbie
: : : :o: : : :o: : : :o: : :
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a poem for s.s.o.t.k - by okayplayer approaching

THE KEYS YOUR STROKIN/LIKE A HARP STRIKE MY HEART/DOWN/D/O/W/N/WITH SWEET MELODIC SOUNZ/THAT GLIDE TO MY EARS
TO MY MIND/TO MY SOUL/YOU'RE BLOWING UP BIG/YOU'RE ACHIEVING YOUR GOAL/YOUR SOFT WAVY HAIR/LIGHT SHAMPOOED AND CLEAN/MAKES ME WANNA UH/IT MAKES ME WAN
IT MAKES ME WANNA UH/DRIVE AWAY FAST IN MY CAR/TO THE NEAREST WRECKA STOW/OH WAIT JUS' A MINUTE/LESSTOPATDALIKASTOW/AND NIGHT AFTER NIGHT/AS YOU GO THRU THE TOWNS
SHARING YOUR SOUL/, HEART, AND SWEAT/
WITH THOSE ROOTS CLOWNS/KNOW THAT I'M HERE/I'M YOUR SOUL/I COMPLETE YOU AS YOU COMPLETE ME

________________________________________
who gonna check me boo?!

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www.philadelphiaeagles.com

  

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HotThyng76
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14. "RE: POEM FOR S.S.O.T.K.'"
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Oh my God!

I was like, Who is SSOTK?

Too funny.

OFFENSIVE QUOTE:
"A woman's got to use what she's got to get what she wants" - James Brown, "Hot Pants"

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15. "isn't it brilliant?"
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the hair line is my shit! oh, and stop at the likka stow! SQUAWK!!!!!!! : : :

: : : :o: : : :o: : : :o: : :
Songs of the week: Simple Kind of Life/No Doubt
Trouble/Blackalicious
: : : :o: : : :o: : : :o: : :
"See if ya know me you would know i aint bout no bullshit ill fuckin bitch smack somebody dont let the innocent look fool you I Be Squeeze #2!!!!" - Nebbie
: : : :o: : : :o: : : :o: : :
e-mail okplayer's resident hussy at firefire100@hotmail.com

a poem for s.s.o.t.k - by okayplayer approaching

THE KEYS YOUR STROKIN/LIKE A HARP STRIKE MY HEART/DOWN/D/O/W/N/WITH SWEET MELODIC SOUNZ/THAT GLIDE TO MY EARS
TO MY MIND/TO MY SOUL/YOU'RE BLOWING UP BIG/YOU'RE ACHIEVING YOUR GOAL/YOUR SOFT WAVY HAIR/LIGHT SHAMPOOED AND CLEAN/MAKES ME WANNA UH/IT MAKES ME WAN
IT MAKES ME WANNA UH/DRIVE AWAY FAST IN MY CAR/TO THE NEAREST WRECKA STOW/OH WAIT JUS' A MINUTE/LESSTOPATDALIKASTOW/AND NIGHT AFTER NIGHT/AS YOU GO THRU THE TOWNS
SHARING YOUR SOUL/, HEART, AND SWEAT/
WITH THOSE ROOTS CLOWNS/KNOW THAT I'M HERE/I'M YOUR SOUL/I COMPLETE YOU AS YOU COMPLETE ME

________________________________________
who gonna check me boo?!

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HotThyng76
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16. "The likka stow..."
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That likka stow line killed me! I love this shit.

OFFENSIVE QUOTE:
"A woman's got to use what she's got to get what she wants" - James Brown, "Hot Pants"

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HotThyng76
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17. "Breakfast."
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No, no. It was the part about coming down for breakfast and smelling the sausage....!

I'm still laughing about that shit.

OFFENSIVE QUOTE:
"A woman's got to use what she's got to get what she wants" - James Brown, "Hot Pants"

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18. "Oh shit"
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This thread is hilarious. I am crying over here.

Whoooooooooooooo

SONYA
________________________
---Hey! Eff YOU! (and you too!):P ---


SONYA SIMONE IS:
------Dawn Maharini, Moose Mistress------

Reppin COTSM since Day 1.
All hail the Maharini.


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~~~~THE SBU CREW: (Sexy Bitches United)~~~
Damali - CBO (Chief Bitch Officer)
sonyasimone - President Bitch
Dove- Bitch Counsel Director
strezzed - Head of Bitch Treasury
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Inez: Executive Director of Bitch Development
K_A_Wright - Defense Department Bitch

  

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19. "oh it's beyond comedy, it"
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:o: : : :o: : : :o: : : :o: : :
Songs of the week: Simple Kind of Life/No Doubt
Trouble/Blackalicious
: : : :o: : : :o: : : :o: : :
"See if ya know me you would know i aint bout no bullshit ill fuckin bitch smack somebody dont let the innocent look fool you I Be Squeeze #2!!!!" - Nebbie
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a poem for s.s.o.t.k - by okayplayer approaching

THE KEYS YOUR STROKIN/LIKE A HARP STRIKE MY HEART/DOWN/D/O/W/N/WITH SWEET MELODIC SOUNZ/THAT GLIDE TO MY EARS
TO MY MIND/TO MY SOUL/YOU'RE BLOWING UP BIG/YOU'RE ACHIEVING YOUR GOAL/YOUR SOFT WAVY HAIR/LIGHT SHAMPOOED AND CLEAN/MAKES ME WANNA UH/IT MAKES ME WAN
IT MAKES ME WANNA UH/DRIVE AWAY FAST IN MY CAR/TO THE NEAREST WRECKA STOW/OH WAIT JUS' A MINUTE/LESSTOPATDALIKASTOW/AND NIGHT AFTER NIGHT/AS YOU GO THRU THE TOWNS
SHARING YOUR SOUL/, HEART, AND SWEAT/
WITH THOSE ROOTS CLOWNS/KNOW THAT I'M HERE/I'M YOUR SOUL/I COMPLETE YOU AS YOU COMPLETE ME

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who gonna check me boo?!

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JustLisa
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20. "ya'll stoopid"
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Even *I* have to laugh. . .

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24. "move motherfucker!"
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Simple Kind of Life/No Doubt
Starfish & Coffee/Prince
Trouble/Blackalicious
Star of the Story/Heatwave
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"See if ya know me you would know i aint bout no bullshit ill fuckin bitch smack somebody dont let the innocent look fool you I Be Squeeze #2!!!!" - Nebbie
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e-mail okplayer's resident hussy at firefire100@hotmail.com

a poem for s.s.o.t.k - by okayplayer approaching

THE KEYS YOUR STROKIN/LIKE A HARP STRIKE MY HEART/DOWN/D/O/W/N/WITH SWEET MELODIC SOUNZ/THAT GLIDE TO MY EARS
TO MY MIND/TO MY SOUL/YOU'RE BLOWING UP BIG/YOU'RE ACHIEVING YOUR GOAL/YOUR SOFT WAVY HAIR/LIGHT SHAMPOOED AND CLEAN/MAKES ME WANNA UH/IT MAKES ME WAN
IT MAKES ME WANNA UH/DRIVE AWAY FAST IN MY CAR/TO THE NEAREST WRECKA STOW/OH WAIT JUS' A MINUTE/LESSTOPATDALIKASTOW/AND NIGHT AFTER NIGHT/AS YOU GO THRU THE TOWNS
SHARING YOUR SOUL/, HEART, AND SWEAT/
WITH THOSE ROOTS CLOWNS/KNOW THAT I'M HERE/I'M YOUR SOUL/I COMPLETE YOU AS YOU COMPLETE ME

________________________________________
who gonna check me boo?!

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Krutch

Thu Jun-01-00 11:48 AM

  
25. "ummm"
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Stan... is that you??

i thought you drove off the bridge??

you really love these white hip hoppers huh?

(((krutch)))(((2000)))

Pimp Trick Gangsta Click IN STORES
NOW!!!


  

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stevelove
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26. "scottstorchyousexymuthafucka"
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wow!!!!! I am so glad that someone posted this. Now i don't have to play myself by exposing my secret lust for that sexy white man.- Ooops!SHIT!



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27. "Ooooh Shit!!"
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i mean damn....Scott is a pretty cool dude....but damn! Whew! he funny as hell too he prolly would laff his ass off of he read this......LOL!!
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**convo with andre' featuring me and melanism**

Dre': "I know what a playa hater is?!"
Nebt: "who told you that?"
Dre': "my brain told me"
Nebt & Mel: "what is it" "what did ya brain tell you?"
Dre' " a player is a guy who gets girls.........and a hater is when he hates them and dumbs them!"
Nebt & Mel: ROFL! : : :

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28. "Scott Stiddorch...."
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This is honestly one of the coolest people I've met in the past year. While I cant say I've ever thought of him before I ate Sausage for breakfast, I CAN say that this cat is one of the most talented, down to earth people I've ever met. By watchin this guy, I learned more about the MPC in 10 minutes than I learned on my own in a year.
S.S.O.T.K!!!!!
Peace,
Nazzie

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"I'm so ahead of my time, my parents havent met yet"--Big L (RIP)

JazzyFatnastees "The Once and Future" In stores now.
Pick up Commons "Like Water for Chocolate"--In stores NOW.
D'angelo's "Voodoo" In stores now.
Street Team NYC...Runnin sh*t, for real....

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TheGoodReverendDrJ
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29. "Stan"
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Scott is very talented and one of the coolest cats I've ever met. Watching him play is like hypnosis cause your just in a trance when he touches the keys. But this sounds a little like "Stan" to me. Not sayin gyou would do anything like that it was just funny how it sounds similar.
peace,
J



"If I don't like it, I don't like it/that don't mean that I'm hatin-Common

"I'm ahead of my time kid/I stopped for ya'll"-Juice

Celebrating Offensive Quote Month:
"Buckshot, Noreaga, Jigga, cool/Canibus, Wu Tang dem my niggas cool/Def Squad and Def jam but fuck Jah rule/Irv Gotti I can't for raekwon to break you"-Kurupt

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30. "To Scott"
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I must say that I agree with J... Too many time did I wish to see scott appear at the wetlands on sunday evenings and when he did... Shit, it was the bomb... Playing all those joints Dre, Snoop, that phat You got me remix, and I don't even know what else he droped... The only conversaion I had with him besides him asking me for a lighter was the one where he told me he was crazy busy dropping shit for everone... Well, keep that shit going and keep coming to those lily session cause it is always nice to see a replacment for that other keyboardist... That isn't trying to start beef, but scott is the shit... Peace Geppetto

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31. "ARCHIVE THIS PLEASE!!!!!"
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FUNNY AS HELL!!! IF YOU CAN'T LAUGH AT THIS, THEN EXIT STAGE LEFT!!!


"Adjacent to the King, Fear no human being."-L-Boogie

"How you gonna win when you ain't right within."-L-Boogie

Come Correct Or Don't Come At All!!!

One Love Y'All, Okayplayer Style!!!

  

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