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Message Date |
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*orders beer* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 1
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*complains about warm beer* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 55
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*listens to the waitress blaming the erratic power supply* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 57
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*bitches about power supply and mosqitos biting him when there's no ac* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 58
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*makes up acronym for power company* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 77
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N E P A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 159
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renamed PHCN by gov "problem has changed name" |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 169
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*looks for Ludo partners* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 2
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lol. im in. |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 185
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! |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 189
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RE: *looks for Ludo partners* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 206
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*walks past a group of taxi drivers taking their morning drink* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 3
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RE: *steps into typical african bar* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 4
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* Runs from the police raid*. |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 5
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the accra version - *buy them all beer and local gin* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 7
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*is underage- has chai- (bribe money) ready. |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 18
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*Loudly declares his sexual prowess and previous escapades* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 6
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^^ is known to be friendly with all the local barmaids |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 148
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^^ is not lying. |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 249
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*Doesn't know when to stop* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 8
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*Won't stop until the drinks are finished or money is gone* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 11
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*opens bar tab once the money is gone. (we'll settle end of month, jo) |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 20
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*loudly curses out boss and co-workers* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 9
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*and wife and in-laws and goverment* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 12
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*talks about how mama boi is stressing me out. |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 15
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*is adviced on how to *be a man. |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 16
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*punks out and orders "minerals" * |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 10
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*barman laughs in your face, calls you a child* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 23
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*proudly massages beer gut/sign of wealth |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 13
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*flirts with fat barmaid. so does everyone else. |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 14
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*ignores her moustache and makes jokes about paying her bride price* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 24
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*slaps fat barmaids round bottom. where's my drink, bwana? |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 26
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*sits on hard plastic cracked chair |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 17
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*orders roast goat meat (nyamachoma) and kachumbari |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 19
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*asks for an illicit brew. |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 21
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*orders 'bongo, olu and AFRICAN a round... 's more wherethatcamefrom |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 22
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Quickly grabs beer before you change your mind* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 27
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*bloodyfucken, the next round is on you, bredda. |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 28
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*Accepts* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 244
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*young boy comes in peddling useless wares and trinkets |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 25
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*plays marley on jukebox* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 29
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*plays mario, by franko luambo makiadi. mbilia bel is next |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 30
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*olu requests some high life |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 31
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*has to settle for Reggie Rockstone* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 61
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kanda bongo man and some koffi, papa wemba |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 32
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Papa Wemba!! |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 40
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*searches feverishly for some Thu-Zahina* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 56
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*sweats* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 33
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*maybe bongo and african disappeared with those heavily made up women? |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 34
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I hope they bought condoms then |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 44
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*can smell the pit latrine from over here. |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 35
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houseflys the size of japanese hornets surround the place* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 160
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*walks in with esusu money* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 36
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*sports argument is dominated by english soccer* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 38
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*listens intently to scheme lamenting on constantly beingbroke |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 39
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*Not too drunk to fall for the oldest trick in the book* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 245
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*orders coca cola, opens bottle of johnnie walker bought at the barracks |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 37
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*hears outdated rap music that everyone thinks is new* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 41
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*staresat the mzungu. speaks heavily accented, 'queen's english' |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 42
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*cops 100 schilling of miraa before hailing matatu* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 45
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*buys big G chewing gum to go with that miraa. oh and a fanta |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 69
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This post is awesome. |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 43
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*shops* *manages to come out the bar with: |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 46
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and phone credit and some mangoes and some aphrodisiac chinese pill |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 59
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*adds engine oil and fresh peper to shopping card after wife's phonecall... |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 122
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*asks if they were also selling dried/smoked fish |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 124
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*buys cigarettes one by one* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 129
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*buys half loaf of bread (used to call it boflo) |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 139
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and five cubes of sugar & cashew nuts for his garri |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 193
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*covers glass with the thing you put the glass on to avoid flees* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 47
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*says women are big spenders while ordering another round of beer* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 48
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drunk guy insults a whole ethny |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 49
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*declares my ethny to be the most intelligent most learned smartest |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 71
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*gives medical advice* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 50
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*starts a political convo* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 51
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some dude says: "democracy doesnt work in africa" |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 52
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some dude criticizes politicians |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 53
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someone gets mad because someone criticized his cousin |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 54
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*says the politician cousin was dumb FOR GETTING CAUGHT* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 68
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*head nods. doesn't deserve that seat if he cant keep it warm |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 99
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*some dude says that colonization should not have ended* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 65
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*reminisces about good old day of the marxist military dictatorship* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 74
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AFRICAN talks about a junta |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 76
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"structural adjustement" is part of his daily vocabulary while he's illi... |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 80
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vocabulary gets comombulated the more beer he drinks |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 81
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old guy talks about how he walked 40 miles to go to school as a kid |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 85
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all the old guys claim they were the best in their school |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 86
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*i was numba one from standard one to standard 8 |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 94
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*has jokes for days about being chased and beaten by teachers* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 95
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your stories aint shit unless you are talking boarding school. |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 97
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<-- is getting drunk and belligerent. orders another illicit brew. |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 98
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*agrees with you and expects a round of beer* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 109
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*slaps a twenty on bar: a round for everyone. (im rich, biyatch!) |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 113
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*listens to wild homoerotic boarding school stories* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 102
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and paraffin/kerosene put in food to slow down libido's |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 111
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*listens to list of politicians who got fucked in boardingschool* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 254
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*furiously takes secret notes on this seditious rumour and warmongering |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 269
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^^ was headboy in school |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 154
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*Sobers up in political detention* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 247
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*old guy demands for Islamic Law* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 136
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*old senegalese guy says "niajas are the worst muslims"* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 137
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^^^is clearly NOT in a typical african bar. |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 141
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hahahahaha! yeah. rilly do |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 144
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*fights* or rather *spends 10 minutes acting like he's gonna fight* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 60
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*profusely warns bar patrons not to interfere with impending fight* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 213
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*swears on mothers grave to teach this sob a lesson he'll never forget* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 214
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*realizes opponent is an 'illeterate', and therefore is beneath him* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 222
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*insults entire tribe calling them chickens and a bunch of women. |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 223
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^^^ is mysteriously beheaded 3 days later. hired killaz suspected |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 230
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*20 years later and its still an unsolved mystery |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 234
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*gets into the Eto'o vs Drogba heated argument* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 62
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*bites: please, drogba no fit wipe eto o's ass |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 236
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*has a much too informed convo about french politics* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 63
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*talks about the good ole days* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 64
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RE: *talks about the good ole days* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 204
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*gets his shoes shined and a manucure* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 66
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*strolls in with low level army officers* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 67
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*gets into heated argument with ARMED army officer* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 73
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*the ARMED army officer with bloodshot eyes* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 84
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*the ARMED army officer with bloodshot eyes who sit with 5 beer bottles... |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 90
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an an AK 47 who talks about being in BURMA |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 96
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*has wild nicknames like "khadaffi" or "kim ill" and calls his hood "sar... |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 100
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SARAJEVO/BEIRUT/FALOUDJA |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 103
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and favourite movies are rambo and rocky. |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 107
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*refers to van damme and chuck norris movies as old school classics* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 115
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lol, i 'd forgotten about chuck norris |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 118
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and who smokes bhangi (weed) laced with embalming fluid |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 108
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*says michael jordan is from his village* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 70
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*claims barack obama. senator, while buying round of citizen beer |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 72
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*says michael jackson is indeed from his village* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 75
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*declares michael shumacher is related to him* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 78
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*knows someone called, george washington omondi |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 82
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emile zola mapangou...... victor hugo samba |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 87
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*skank walks in, sit down, orders a Star Beer* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 79
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*order a fanstar and listens to rasta singing akon offkey on accoustic g... |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 83
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*bribes police to harass this patron. |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 89
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*laughs and informs police, "that's a lesbian talking"* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 155
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*policeman doesn't know what that means and thinks it was an insult |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 158
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*rubs deodorant on post* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 88
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lol |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 119
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lol..so necessary |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 198
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*sprays lysol and febreze in post* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 202
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*lights incense, rubs oil & african shea butter (from the root) on post* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 205
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*sends you kon-kon & black soap to exfoliate niggaritis* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 208
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yes! |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 203
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*is surprised about the random white guy's presence, EVERY WEEK* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 91
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*Peace Corps vagabond* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 105
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^^^ *saves the monkeys/ children /women in that order* and YET |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 112
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lol. so do I |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 121
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knows women who only 'date' mzungus |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 128
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lol @ the order |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 156
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mumbles, *these mzungus come here for our women, bwana |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 114
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and because they are miserable failures in their countries. |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 116
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colonialists and missionaries all of them. |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 117
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*asks mzungu to buy a round.... because we all know he has money |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 120
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*complains about values disappearing while showing porn on his phone* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 92
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*owns a phone "officially" worth his "official" yearly paycheck* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 93
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*has no credit on phone. can only accept incoming... |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 101
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*is a talented "flasher"* *can keep those 2 cents of credit for months* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 106
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lol. You guys do that shit too? |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 135
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i laugh when i think about the fact that nowadays phone companies |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 175
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man, I saw a phone booth with a special *flash* button |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 194
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lmao. |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 246
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*porn is home made, him and his university girlfriend* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 126
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*has latest nigerian movies, includin too much beautiful..ehh. whatever |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 142
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*also has sarafina and cry freedom |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 143
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*Owns all the new John Holmes and Vanessa Del rio flicks* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 250
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*asks for kerosene to remove the soup stains on my tie* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 104
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...ya'll stupid. lol. |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 110
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*cockroaches dont even bother hiding in this shitty bar. |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 123
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*orders an african 'sausage' (mutura) |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 125
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*orders PEPER SOUP* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 127
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*orders soup made from goat hooves |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 130
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*orders kenkey and fish* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 134
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*spreads rumourabout upcoming university students riot |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 131
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*makes plans to loot for a new t.v |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 132
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*works on teargas evasion strategy |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 133
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*starts religious debate* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 138
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*the most unattrative man with a bad flatop makin a pass at me but buyin... |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 140
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*has eyes and teeth the color of unrefined palm oil |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 145
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is there any weed for sale at this bar? |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 146
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only if the bartender went upcountry last week |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 149
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dude i have been shown a bar that sells weed in a police station compoun... |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 172
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lol... not common in nairobi, though |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 176
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*buys stayls drink on bongo's tab* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 147
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lol |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 190
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<-- refuses to leave bar even though its closing time |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 150
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*forces DJ to play my favourite song five times in a row* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 151
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*magic system's premier gauo blasts out the bar yet again* |
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Nov 08th 2006 |
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1er gaou, n'est pas gaouo, c'est deuxieme gaou qui est nyatao |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 179
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Nov 08th 2006 | 182
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*admits to this, first heard it in '03 in kenya. |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 183
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ARCHIVE |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 152
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*thinks liberians are crazy to vote in woman for president |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 153
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*gets slapped off chair by 300 pound market woman* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 161
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*still laughing at the visual image i got from this!! |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 218
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*swears afrika is regressing. the forefathers would be furious* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 220
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*yes!! we need to impregnate all these women before they get bigheaded* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 224
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*forbids all western media in household so concubines dont get ideas* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 232
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*upset folks are falling asleep at the bar and letting post drop |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 157
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*borrows money to take motorcycle taxi home* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 162
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*guest arrives. kofi is sent to corner store with 2 empty coke bottles* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 163
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lol..those french-speaking houseboys were hardworkers |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 167
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i wonder if the Togo/Cotonou mix up was intentional |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 177
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**Waits for Nigerian cats vs. Zimbabwean cats fight to start** |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 164
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*calls zimbawean a mala. tells him even his prez no fit step foot in lag... |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 165
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What is a "mala"? |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 166
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mala = nomadic cattle herders |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 199
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<----knows all the words to mario but cant speak a lik of lingala |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 168
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*orders alahdji coca cola* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 170
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*swears he has NEVA touched alcohol* WALAY BILAY |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 171
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lmao |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 187
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while slurring |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 201
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EVAH ! |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 251
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*is LOUD AS FUCK* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 173
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and not just louder than LOUD music and Generator sound.. no LOUD |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 174
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*curses Shehu Shagari for rigging Verdict 83 elections* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 181
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Why Africans always gotta be loud? |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 252
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fantasique |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 178
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*returns from bar. beats housegirl mercilessly* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 180
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*and housewife for allowing this laziness, even tho its 4.33a.m |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 184
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has housegirl go kneel in the corner w/ hands up for punishment* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 188
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*plans to go back and hit that later* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 192
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*hits before you* (being lightskinneded can help) |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 196
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*threatens to maim her personally if she utters a word to madam* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 197
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*sheepishly saunters in, a fan in 1 hand, fiance's arm in the other* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 186
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*triples prices of everything. fills mineral water bottle with tap water... |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 191
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*looks at the bottle cap* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 195
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*hits on you while talking to ur fiance* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 200
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*smiles politely while sipping my pop like I haven't heard that b4* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 239
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this post is the shit.... |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 207
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ain't it tho? |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 266
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*starts dancing juju in the corna corna* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 209
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*flirtateously palms your bulbous yansh* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 211
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*Offers position of third wife* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 253
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*brings back random road kill home for dinner* |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 210
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*goes to fish and comes back with bushmeat* WTF ? |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 278
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im sending this guy back to west africa |
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Nov 08th 2006 | 212
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*sets up hair braiding salon in window of bar* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 215
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*saloon this close to bar? bad for business, chief! |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 216
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*drags hefty bag of kanekalon in with me & tells akon he aint afrikan* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 219
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<;--is locked up for being drunkanddisorderly and refusing to pay bribe |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 226
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*ponders the possibility of marrying akata for american green card* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 231
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*realises no self-respecting decent african would spell it with a K |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 270
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*demands to be addressed by his proper title only: chief or commander* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 217
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or better yet: 'majorlieutenantcommanderseargent sir! |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 221
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credit card say: brigadier general |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 225
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*but is actually a watchman. |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 227
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*yet has connects w/ local 'area boys' who will eventually rob & kill u* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 233
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*hmm... this kill shit is a trend, ha? calls army man with bloodshot |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 235
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CHIEF PROFFESSOR GENERAL HONORABLE PRESIDENT |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 276
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i'm fuckin' dying, man, i'm fuckin' dying! (c) Mr. Orange. lmao!!! |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 228
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*calls blkbutterfky to administer some juju. he's catching spirits, yo |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 229
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*has sired 13 kids but is PROUD they all under his roof & guidance* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 237
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*vaselines post* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 238
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*lends you a cup of sugar* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 260
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*Buys everyone a round and says this is his last drink* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 240
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*For the fourth time* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 241
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*Never heard of a chaser*. |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 242
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*Speaks fluent English while drunk* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 243
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*using the biggest words he knows* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 256
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*Invents new words* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 257
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*loudly threatens to fight anyone who claims he is wrong* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 258
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bloody illierates even |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 263
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LOL |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 262
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Never grimaces when taking shots,looks down on those who do |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 248
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*boasts about how many unclaimed kids I have* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 255
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*calls them ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGES* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 277
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LMAO |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 280
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*slaps fiyah outta random lad for not acknowleding my presence* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 259
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*blames western culture and the lack of caning in schools these days* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 261
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wait is that wesley? |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 264
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lmao |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 265
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*dead* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 267
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rotflmao! |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 268
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CHINEKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 271
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ARCHIVE n/m |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 273
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RE: wait is that wesley? |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 284
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Ha. |
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Nov 10th 2006 | 286
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*calls Chinese girl from my tour group at the hotel* |
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Nov 10th 2006 | 294
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*steps into typical african bar the next day, looks around |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 272
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*offers you cellphone and fridge to be my girlfriend* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 274
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* but you cant eat cell phones and fridges, chief. i need some cows |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 275
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*tells you about the herds I have all over the country* |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 279
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*gets excited because olu drives a second hand datsun! |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 281
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with VW hubcaps on it! |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 282
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*olu's datsun. (link!) |
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Nov 09th 2006 | 283
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see all those chickens? I'm balling miss |
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Nov 10th 2006 | 289
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WwwoooooooowwW (c) Flavor Flav |
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Nov 10th 2006 | 292
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*eyes soldier waving a klashinkoff erratically* |
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Nov 10th 2006 | 285
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How come African bars don't have happy hours? |
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Nov 10th 2006 | 287
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because we drink all day every day. |
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Nov 10th 2006 | 288
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*vehemently curses the day oyinbo set foot on the continent* |
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Nov 10th 2006 | 290
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comes in bar with b-boy crew and starts breakdancing |
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Nov 10th 2006 | 291
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*casually totes machette on his person like americans do gats* |
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Nov 10th 2006 | 293
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it's friday, *starts drinking at 12 |
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Nov 10th 2006 | 295
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