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"*steps into typical african bar*"


          


*sits down*

  

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*orders beer*
Nov 08th 2006
1
*complains about warm beer*
Nov 08th 2006
55
      *listens to the waitress blaming the erratic power supply*
Nov 08th 2006
57
           *bitches about power supply and mosqitos biting him when there's no ac*
Nov 08th 2006
58
                *makes up acronym for power company*
Nov 08th 2006
77
                     N E P A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 08th 2006
159
                          renamed PHCN by gov "problem has changed name"
Nov 08th 2006
169
*looks for Ludo partners*
Nov 08th 2006
2
lol. im in.
Nov 08th 2006
185
!
Nov 08th 2006
189
RE: *looks for Ludo partners*
Nov 08th 2006
206
*walks past a group of taxi drivers taking their morning drink*
Nov 08th 2006
3
RE: *steps into typical african bar*
Nov 08th 2006
4
* Runs from the police raid*.
Nov 08th 2006
5
the accra version - *buy them all beer and local gin*
Nov 08th 2006
7
      *is underage- has chai- (bribe money) ready.
Nov 08th 2006
18
*Loudly declares his sexual prowess and previous escapades*
Nov 08th 2006
6
^^ is known to be friendly with all the local barmaids
Nov 08th 2006
148
      ^^ is not lying.
Nov 09th 2006
249
*Doesn't know when to stop*
Nov 08th 2006
8
*Won't stop until the drinks are finished or money is gone*
Nov 08th 2006
11
      *opens bar tab once the money is gone. (we'll settle end of month, jo)
Nov 08th 2006
20
*loudly curses out boss and co-workers*
Nov 08th 2006
9
*and wife and in-laws and goverment*
Nov 08th 2006
12
*talks about how mama boi is stressing me out.
Nov 08th 2006
15
      *is adviced on how to *be a man.
Nov 08th 2006
16
*punks out and orders "minerals" *
Nov 08th 2006
10
*barman laughs in your face, calls you a child*
Nov 08th 2006
23
*proudly massages beer gut/sign of wealth
Nov 08th 2006
13
*flirts with fat barmaid. so does everyone else.
Nov 08th 2006
14
*ignores her moustache and makes jokes about paying her bride price*
Nov 08th 2006
24
      *slaps fat barmaids round bottom. where's my drink, bwana?
Nov 08th 2006
26
*sits on hard plastic cracked chair
Nov 08th 2006
17
*orders roast goat meat (nyamachoma) and kachumbari
Nov 08th 2006
19
*asks for an illicit brew.
Nov 08th 2006
21
*orders 'bongo, olu and AFRICAN a round... 's more wherethatcamefrom
Nov 08th 2006
22
Quickly grabs beer before you change your mind*
Nov 08th 2006
27
*bloodyfucken, the next round is on you, bredda.
Nov 08th 2006
28
*Accepts*
Nov 09th 2006
244
*young boy comes in peddling useless wares and trinkets
Nov 08th 2006
25
*plays marley on jukebox*
Nov 08th 2006
29
*plays mario, by franko luambo makiadi. mbilia bel is next
Nov 08th 2006
30
*olu requests some high life
Nov 08th 2006
31
*has to settle for Reggie Rockstone*
Nov 08th 2006
61
kanda bongo man and some koffi, papa wemba
Nov 08th 2006
32
Papa Wemba!!
Nov 08th 2006
40
*searches feverishly for some Thu-Zahina*
Nov 08th 2006
56
*sweats*
Nov 08th 2006
33
*maybe bongo and african disappeared with those heavily made up women?
Nov 08th 2006
34
I hope they bought condoms then
Nov 08th 2006
44
*can smell the pit latrine from over here.
Nov 08th 2006
35
houseflys the size of japanese hornets surround the place*
Nov 08th 2006
160
*walks in with esusu money*
Nov 08th 2006
36
*sports argument is dominated by english soccer*
Nov 08th 2006
38
*listens intently to scheme lamenting on constantly beingbroke
Nov 08th 2006
39
*Not too drunk to fall for the oldest trick in the book*
Nov 09th 2006
245
*orders coca cola, opens bottle of johnnie walker bought at the barracks
Nov 08th 2006
37
*hears outdated rap music that everyone thinks is new*
Nov 08th 2006
41
*staresat the mzungu. speaks heavily accented, 'queen's english'
Nov 08th 2006
42
      *cops 100 schilling of miraa before hailing matatu*
Nov 08th 2006
45
           *buys big G chewing gum to go with that miraa. oh and a fanta
Nov 08th 2006
69
This post is awesome.
Nov 08th 2006
43
*shops* *manages to come out the bar with:
Nov 08th 2006
46
and phone credit and some mangoes and some aphrodisiac chinese pill
Nov 08th 2006
59
*adds engine oil and fresh peper to shopping card after wife's phonecall...
Nov 08th 2006
122
*asks if they were also selling dried/smoked fish
Nov 08th 2006
124
      *buys cigarettes one by one*
Nov 08th 2006
129
           *buys half loaf of bread (used to call it boflo)
Nov 08th 2006
139
                and five cubes of sugar & cashew nuts for his garri
Nov 08th 2006
193
*covers glass with the thing you put the glass on to avoid flees*
Nov 08th 2006
47
*says women are big spenders while ordering another round of beer*
Nov 08th 2006
48
drunk guy insults a whole ethny
Nov 08th 2006
49
*declares my ethny to be the most intelligent most learned smartest
Nov 08th 2006
71
*gives medical advice*
Nov 08th 2006
50
*starts a political convo*
Nov 08th 2006
51
some dude says: "democracy doesnt work in africa"
Nov 08th 2006
52
some dude criticizes politicians
Nov 08th 2006
53
someone gets mad because someone criticized his cousin
Nov 08th 2006
54
      *says the politician cousin was dumb FOR GETTING CAUGHT*
Nov 08th 2006
68
           *head nods. doesn't deserve that seat if he cant keep it warm
Nov 08th 2006
99
*some dude says that colonization should not have ended*
Nov 08th 2006
65
*reminisces about good old day of the marxist military dictatorship*
Nov 08th 2006
74
AFRICAN talks about a junta
Nov 08th 2006
76
      "structural adjustement" is part of his daily vocabulary while he's illi...
Nov 08th 2006
80
      vocabulary gets comombulated the more beer he drinks
Nov 08th 2006
81
           old guy talks about how he walked 40 miles to go to school as a kid
Nov 08th 2006
85
                all the old guys claim they were the best in their school
Nov 08th 2006
86
                     *i was numba one from standard one to standard 8
Nov 08th 2006
94
                          *has jokes for days about being chased and beaten by teachers*
Nov 08th 2006
95
                               your stories aint shit unless you are talking boarding school.
Nov 08th 2006
97
                               <-- is getting drunk and belligerent. orders another illicit brew.
Nov 08th 2006
98
                               *agrees with you and expects a round of beer*
Nov 08th 2006
109
                                    *slaps a twenty on bar: a round for everyone. (im rich, biyatch!)
Nov 08th 2006
113
                               *listens to wild homoerotic boarding school stories*
Nov 08th 2006
102
                                    and paraffin/kerosene put in food to slow down libido's
Nov 08th 2006
111
                                    *listens to list of politicians who got fucked in boardingschool*
Nov 09th 2006
254
                                         *furiously takes secret notes on this seditious rumour and warmongering
Nov 09th 2006
269
                               ^^ was headboy in school
Nov 08th 2006
154
      *Sobers up in political detention*
Nov 09th 2006
247
*old guy demands for Islamic Law*
Nov 08th 2006
136
      *old senegalese guy says "niajas are the worst muslims"*
Nov 08th 2006
137
      ^^^is clearly NOT in a typical african bar.
Nov 08th 2006
141
           hahahahaha! yeah. rilly do
Nov 08th 2006
144
*fights* or rather *spends 10 minutes acting like he's gonna fight*
Nov 08th 2006
60
*profusely warns bar patrons not to interfere with impending fight*
Nov 08th 2006
213
      *swears on mothers grave to teach this sob a lesson he'll never forget*
Nov 08th 2006
214
           *realizes opponent is an 'illeterate', and therefore is beneath him*
Nov 09th 2006
222
                *insults entire tribe calling them chickens and a bunch of women.
Nov 09th 2006
223
                     ^^^ is mysteriously beheaded 3 days later. hired killaz suspected
Nov 09th 2006
230
                          *20 years later and its still an unsolved mystery
Nov 09th 2006
234
*gets into the Eto'o vs Drogba heated argument*
Nov 08th 2006
62
*bites: please, drogba no fit wipe eto o's ass
Nov 09th 2006
236
*has a much too informed convo about french politics*
Nov 08th 2006
63
*talks about the good ole days*
Nov 08th 2006
64
RE: *talks about the good ole days*
Nov 08th 2006
204
*gets his shoes shined and a manucure*
Nov 08th 2006
66
*strolls in with low level army officers*
Nov 08th 2006
67
*gets into heated argument with ARMED army officer*
Nov 08th 2006
73
      *the ARMED army officer with bloodshot eyes*
Nov 08th 2006
84
           *the ARMED army officer with bloodshot eyes who sit with 5 beer bottles...
Nov 08th 2006
90
                an an AK 47 who talks about being in BURMA
Nov 08th 2006
96
                *has wild nicknames like "khadaffi" or "kim ill" and calls his hood "sar...
Nov 08th 2006
100
                     SARAJEVO/BEIRUT/FALOUDJA
Nov 08th 2006
103
                          and favourite movies are rambo and rocky.
Nov 08th 2006
107
                               *refers to van damme and chuck norris movies as old school classics*
Nov 08th 2006
115
                                    lol, i 'd forgotten about chuck norris
Nov 08th 2006
118
                and who smokes bhangi (weed) laced with embalming fluid
Nov 08th 2006
108
*says michael jordan is from his village*
Nov 08th 2006
70
*claims barack obama. senator, while buying round of citizen beer
Nov 08th 2006
72
*says michael jackson is indeed from his village*
Nov 08th 2006
75
      *declares michael shumacher is related to him*
Nov 08th 2006
78
           *knows someone called, george washington omondi
Nov 08th 2006
82
                emile zola mapangou...... victor hugo samba
Nov 08th 2006
87
*skank walks in, sit down, orders a Star Beer*
Nov 08th 2006
79
*order a fanstar and listens to rasta singing akon offkey on accoustic g...
Nov 08th 2006
83
*bribes police to harass this patron.
Nov 08th 2006
89
      *laughs and informs police, "that's a lesbian talking"*
Nov 08th 2006
155
           *policeman doesn't know what that means and thinks it was an insult
Nov 08th 2006
158
*rubs deodorant on post*
Nov 08th 2006
88
lol
Nov 08th 2006
119
lol..so necessary
Nov 08th 2006
198
*sprays lysol and febreze in post*
Nov 08th 2006
202
*lights incense, rubs oil & african shea butter (from the root) on post*
Nov 08th 2006
205
      *sends you kon-kon & black soap to exfoliate niggaritis*
Nov 08th 2006
208
yes!
Nov 08th 2006
203
*is surprised about the random white guy's presence, EVERY WEEK*
Nov 08th 2006
91
*Peace Corps vagabond*
Nov 08th 2006
105
^^^ *saves the monkeys/ children /women in that order* and YET
Nov 08th 2006
112
      lol. so do I
Nov 08th 2006
121
      knows women who only 'date' mzungus
Nov 08th 2006
128
      lol @ the order
Nov 08th 2006
156
mumbles, *these mzungus come here for our women, bwana
Nov 08th 2006
114
      and because they are miserable failures in their countries.
Nov 08th 2006
116
           colonialists and missionaries all of them.
Nov 08th 2006
117
                *asks mzungu to buy a round.... because we all know he has money
Nov 08th 2006
120
*complains about values disappearing while showing porn on his phone*
Nov 08th 2006
92
*owns a phone "officially" worth his "official" yearly paycheck*
Nov 08th 2006
93
*has no credit on phone. can only accept incoming...
Nov 08th 2006
101
      *is a talented "flasher"* *can keep those 2 cents of credit for months*
Nov 08th 2006
106
           lol. You guys do that shit too?
Nov 08th 2006
135
                i laugh when i think about the fact that nowadays phone companies
Nov 08th 2006
175
                     man, I saw a phone booth with a special *flash* button
Nov 08th 2006
194
                          lmao.
Nov 09th 2006
246
*porn is home made, him and his university girlfriend*
Nov 08th 2006
126
*has latest nigerian movies, includin too much beautiful..ehh. whatever
Nov 08th 2006
142
*also has sarafina and cry freedom
Nov 08th 2006
143
*Owns all the new John Holmes and Vanessa Del rio flicks*
Nov 09th 2006
250
*asks for kerosene to remove the soup stains on my tie*
Nov 08th 2006
104
...ya'll stupid. lol.
Nov 08th 2006
110
*cockroaches dont even bother hiding in this shitty bar.
Nov 08th 2006
123
*orders an african 'sausage' (mutura)
Nov 08th 2006
125
*orders PEPER SOUP*
Nov 08th 2006
127
*orders soup made from goat hooves
Nov 08th 2006
130
*orders kenkey and fish*
Nov 08th 2006
134
*spreads rumourabout upcoming university students riot
Nov 08th 2006
131
*makes plans to loot for a new t.v
Nov 08th 2006
132
      *works on teargas evasion strategy
Nov 08th 2006
133
*starts religious debate*
Nov 08th 2006
138
*the most unattrative man with a bad flatop makin a pass at me but buyin...
Nov 08th 2006
140
*has eyes and teeth the color of unrefined palm oil
Nov 08th 2006
145
is there any weed for sale at this bar?
Nov 08th 2006
146
only if the bartender went upcountry last week
Nov 08th 2006
149
      dude i have been shown a bar that sells weed in a police station compoun...
Nov 08th 2006
172
           lol... not common in nairobi, though
Nov 08th 2006
176
*buys stayls drink on bongo's tab*
Nov 08th 2006
147
lol
Nov 08th 2006
190
<-- refuses to leave bar even though its closing time
Nov 08th 2006
150
*forces DJ to play my favourite song five times in a row*
Nov 08th 2006
151
*magic system's premier gauo blasts out the bar yet again*
Nov 08th 2006
      1er gaou, n'est pas gaouo, c'est deuxieme gaou qui est nyatao
Nov 08th 2006
179
          
Nov 08th 2006
182
                *admits to this, first heard it in '03 in kenya.
Nov 08th 2006
183
ARCHIVE
Nov 08th 2006
152
*thinks liberians are crazy to vote in woman for president
Nov 08th 2006
153
*gets slapped off chair by 300 pound market woman*
Nov 08th 2006
161
*still laughing at the visual image i got from this!!
Nov 09th 2006
218
*swears afrika is regressing. the forefathers would be furious*
Nov 09th 2006
220
      *yes!! we need to impregnate all these women before they get bigheaded*
Nov 09th 2006
224
           *forbids all western media in household so concubines dont get ideas*
Nov 09th 2006
232
*upset folks are falling asleep at the bar and letting post drop
Nov 08th 2006
157
*borrows money to take motorcycle taxi home*
Nov 08th 2006
162
*guest arrives. kofi is sent to corner store with 2 empty coke bottles*
Nov 08th 2006
163
lol..those french-speaking houseboys were hardworkers
Nov 08th 2006
167
i wonder if the Togo/Cotonou mix up was intentional
Nov 08th 2006
177
**Waits for Nigerian cats vs. Zimbabwean cats fight to start**
Nov 08th 2006
164
*calls zimbawean a mala. tells him even his prez no fit step foot in lag...
Nov 08th 2006
165
      What is a "mala"?
Nov 08th 2006
166
           mala = nomadic cattle herders
Nov 08th 2006
199
<----knows all the words to mario but cant speak a lik of lingala
Nov 08th 2006
168
*orders alahdji coca cola*
Nov 08th 2006
170
*swears he has NEVA touched alcohol* WALAY BILAY
Nov 08th 2006
171
      lmao
Nov 08th 2006
187
      while slurring
Nov 08th 2006
201
      EVAH !
Nov 09th 2006
251
*is LOUD AS FUCK*
Nov 08th 2006
173
and not just louder than LOUD music and Generator sound.. no LOUD
Nov 08th 2006
174
*curses Shehu Shagari for rigging Verdict 83 elections*
Nov 08th 2006
181
Why Africans always gotta be loud?
Nov 09th 2006
252
fantasique
Nov 08th 2006
178
*returns from bar. beats housegirl mercilessly*
Nov 08th 2006
180
*and housewife for allowing this laziness, even tho its 4.33a.m
Nov 08th 2006
184
      has housegirl go kneel in the corner w/ hands up for punishment*
Nov 08th 2006
188
           *plans to go back and hit that later*
Nov 08th 2006
192
                *hits before you* (being lightskinneded can help)
Nov 08th 2006
196
                *threatens to maim her personally if she utters a word to madam*
Nov 08th 2006
197
*sheepishly saunters in, a fan in 1 hand, fiance's arm in the other*
Nov 08th 2006
186
*triples prices of everything. fills mineral water bottle with tap water...
Nov 08th 2006
191
      *looks at the bottle cap*
Nov 08th 2006
195
           *hits on you while talking to ur fiance*
Nov 08th 2006
200
                *smiles politely while sipping my pop like I haven't heard that b4*
Nov 09th 2006
239
this post is the shit....
Nov 08th 2006
207
ain't it tho?
Nov 09th 2006
266
*starts dancing juju in the corna corna*
Nov 08th 2006
209
*flirtateously palms your bulbous yansh*
Nov 08th 2006
211
*Offers position of third wife*
Nov 09th 2006
253
*brings back random road kill home for dinner*
Nov 08th 2006
210
*goes to fish and comes back with bushmeat* WTF ?
Nov 09th 2006
278
im sending this guy back to west africa
Nov 08th 2006
212
*sets up hair braiding salon in window of bar*
Nov 09th 2006
215
*saloon this close to bar? bad for business, chief!
Nov 09th 2006
216
      *drags hefty bag of kanekalon in with me & tells akon he aint afrikan*
Nov 09th 2006
219
           <;--is locked up for being drunkanddisorderly and refusing to pay bribe
Nov 09th 2006
226
           *ponders the possibility of marrying akata for american green card*
Nov 09th 2006
231
           *realises no self-respecting decent african would spell it with a K
Nov 09th 2006
270
*demands to be addressed by his proper title only: chief or commander*
Nov 09th 2006
217
or better yet: 'majorlieutenantcommanderseargent sir!
Nov 09th 2006
221
      credit card say: brigadier general
Nov 09th 2006
225
      *but is actually a watchman.
Nov 09th 2006
227
           *yet has connects w/ local 'area boys' who will eventually rob & kill u*
Nov 09th 2006
233
                *hmm... this kill shit is a trend, ha? calls army man with bloodshot
Nov 09th 2006
235
      CHIEF PROFFESSOR GENERAL HONORABLE PRESIDENT
Nov 09th 2006
276
i'm fuckin' dying, man, i'm fuckin' dying! (c) Mr. Orange. lmao!!!
Nov 09th 2006
228
*calls blkbutterfky to administer some juju. he's catching spirits, yo
Nov 09th 2006
229
*has sired 13 kids but is PROUD they all under his roof & guidance*
Nov 09th 2006
237
*vaselines post*
Nov 09th 2006
238
*lends you a cup of sugar*
Nov 09th 2006
260
*Buys everyone a round and says this is his last drink*
Nov 09th 2006
240
*For the fourth time*
Nov 09th 2006
241
*Never heard of a chaser*.
Nov 09th 2006
242
*Speaks fluent English while drunk*
Nov 09th 2006
243
*using the biggest words he knows*
Nov 09th 2006
256
*Invents new words*
Nov 09th 2006
257
      *loudly threatens to fight anyone who claims he is wrong*
Nov 09th 2006
258
           bloody illierates even
Nov 09th 2006
263
LOL
Nov 09th 2006
262
Never grimaces when taking shots,looks down on those who do
Nov 09th 2006
248
*boasts about how many unclaimed kids I have*
Nov 09th 2006
255
*calls them ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGES*
Nov 09th 2006
277
      LMAO
Nov 09th 2006
280
*slaps fiyah outta random lad for not acknowleding my presence*
Nov 09th 2006
259
*blames western culture and the lack of caning in schools these days*
Nov 09th 2006
261
wait is that wesley?
Nov 09th 2006
264
lmao
Nov 09th 2006
265
*dead*
Nov 09th 2006
267
rotflmao!
Nov 09th 2006
268
CHINEKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 09th 2006
271
ARCHIVE n/m
Nov 09th 2006
273
RE: wait is that wesley?
Nov 09th 2006
284
Ha.
Nov 10th 2006
286
*calls Chinese girl from my tour group at the hotel*
Nov 10th 2006
294
*steps into typical african bar the next day, looks around
Nov 09th 2006
272
*offers you cellphone and fridge to be my girlfriend*
Nov 09th 2006
274
      * but you cant eat cell phones and fridges, chief. i need some cows
Nov 09th 2006
275
           *tells you about the herds I have all over the country*
Nov 09th 2006
279
                *gets excited because olu drives a second hand datsun!
Nov 09th 2006
281
                     with VW hubcaps on it!
Nov 09th 2006
282
                     *olu's datsun. (link!)
Nov 09th 2006
283
                          see all those chickens? I'm balling miss
Nov 10th 2006
289
                          WwwoooooooowwW (c) Flavor Flav
Nov 10th 2006
292
*eyes soldier waving a klashinkoff erratically*
Nov 10th 2006
285
How come African bars don't have happy hours?
Nov 10th 2006
287
because we drink all day every day.
Nov 10th 2006
288
*vehemently curses the day oyinbo set foot on the continent*
Nov 10th 2006
290
comes in bar with b-boy crew and starts breakdancing
Nov 10th 2006
291
*casually totes machette on his person like americans do gats*
Nov 10th 2006
293
it's friday, *starts drinking at 12
Nov 10th 2006
295

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1. "*orders beer*"
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55. "*complains about warm beer*"
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57. "*listens to the waitress blaming the erratic power supply*"
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58. "*bitches about power supply and mosqitos biting him when there's no ac*"
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77. "*makes up acronym for power company*"
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159. "N E P A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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169. "renamed PHCN by gov "problem has changed name""
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2. "*looks for Ludo partners*"
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185. "lol. im in."
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189. "!"
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206. "RE: *looks for Ludo partners*"
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LUDO is the shit ..........
When NEPA takes light, bust out the candles, Ludo and dice ...Thats the shit

  

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3. "*walks past a group of taxi drivers taking their morning drink*"
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4. "RE: *steps into typical african bar*"
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*walks in and sits on beer crates*

  

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5. "* Runs from the police raid*."
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7. "the accra version - *buy them all beer and local gin*"
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18. "*is underage- has chai- (bribe money) ready."
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6. "*Loudly declares his sexual prowess and previous escapades*"
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148. "^^ is known to be friendly with all the local barmaids"
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but claims to be celibate

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249. " ^^ is not lying."
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we have enlightened discussions after dusk.

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8. "*Doesn't know when to stop*"
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11. " *Won't stop until the drinks are finished or money is gone*"
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20. "*opens bar tab once the money is gone. (we'll settle end of month, jo)"
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http://perspectivesudans.blogspot.com/
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9. "*loudly curses out boss and co-workers*"
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12. " *and wife and in-laws and goverment*"
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15. "*talks about how mama boi is stressing me out."
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and how women of today dontknow their place.

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akon
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16. "*is adviced on how to *be a man."
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a lion is king of the homestead.

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10. "*punks out and orders "minerals" *"
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23. "*barman laughs in your face, calls you a child*"
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akon
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13. "*proudly massages beer gut/sign of wealth"
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i love this post already.

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http://perspectivesudans.blogspot.com/
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akon
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14. "*flirts with fat barmaid. so does everyone else."
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http://perspectivesudans.blogspot.com/
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24. "*ignores her moustache and makes jokes about paying her bride price*"
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akon
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26. "*slaps fat barmaids round bottom. where's my drink, bwana?"
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http://perspectivesudans.blogspot.com/
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akon
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17. "*sits on hard plastic cracked chair"
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akon
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19. "*orders roast goat meat (nyamachoma) and kachumbari"
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and a side of ugali

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akon
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21. "*asks for an illicit brew."
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akon
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22. "*orders 'bongo, olu and AFRICAN a round... 's more wherethatcamefrom"
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27. "Quickly grabs beer before you change your mind*"
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akon
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28. "*bloodyfucken, the next round is on you, bredda."
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(is bloodyfukin only a curse word in kenya?)

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244. "*Accepts*"
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akon
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25. "*young boy comes in peddling useless wares and trinkets"
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Binlahab
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29. "*plays marley on jukebox*"
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would there be a jukebox?


yours-
Bin "Freshly Snipes" Lahab

  

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akon
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30. "*plays mario, by franko luambo makiadi. mbilia bel is next"
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sings along while slurring

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akon
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31. "*olu requests some high life"
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it's not the 70's bwana..

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61. "*has to settle for Reggie Rockstone*"
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32. "kanda bongo man and some koffi, papa wemba"
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40. "Papa Wemba!!"
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I only know this cuz I watched "La Vie es Belle"

  

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56. " *searches feverishly for some Thu-Zahina*"
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33. "*sweats*"
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no conundrum, your bars straight hum-drum
young cocoa butter, something like an old tum-tum
a blocka blocka like grandfather mori tanaka
tatonka, chief rocka © heems

  

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akon
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34. "*maybe bongo and african disappeared with those heavily made up women?"
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44. "I hope they bought condoms then"
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akon
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35. "*can smell the pit latrine from over here."
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local bars, shit.

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160. "houseflys the size of japanese hornets surround the place*"
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36. "*walks in with esusu money*"
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*pays half my tab fromlast month*
*Orders pepper soup to clear my throat*
*Argues about sports*
*tries to get african and akon into my latest get rich quick scheme*


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38. "*sports argument is dominated by english soccer*"
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and africans clowning each other's national teams

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39. "*listens intently to scheme lamenting on constantly beingbroke"
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*im going to kill my landlord if he keeps asking for rent, i swear

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245. "*Not too drunk to fall for the oldest trick in the book*"
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37. "*orders coca cola, opens bottle of johnnie walker bought at the barracks"
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41. "*hears outdated rap music that everyone thinks is new*"
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black whip
pull up to the club
to bag chicks,
still wise intelligent
weeded and half-rich,
run all the clothes
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42. "*staresat the mzungu. speaks heavily accented, 'queen's english'"
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45. "*cops 100 schilling of miraa before hailing matatu*"
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69. "*buys big G chewing gum to go with that miraa. oh and a fanta"
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43. "This post is awesome."
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46. "*shops* *manages to come out the bar with:"
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a new shirt
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59. "and phone credit and some mangoes and some aphrodisiac chinese pill"
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122. "*adds engine oil and fresh peper to shopping card after wife's phonecall..."
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124. "*asks if they were also selling dried/smoked fish"
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129. "*buys cigarettes one by one*"
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139. "*buys half loaf of bread (used to call it boflo)"
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193. "and five cubes of sugar & cashew nuts for his garri"
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47. "*covers glass with the thing you put the glass on to avoid flees*"
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48. "*says women are big spenders while ordering another round of beer*"
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49. "drunk guy insults a whole ethny"
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71. "*declares my ethny to be the most intelligent most learned smartest"
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*the rest of you are dragging down the economy

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50. "*gives medical advice*"
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51. "*starts a political convo*"
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52. "some dude says: "democracy doesnt work in africa""
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53. "some dude criticizes politicians"
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54. "someone gets mad because someone criticized his cousin"
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68. "*says the politician cousin was dumb FOR GETTING CAUGHT*"
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99. "*head nods. doesn't deserve that seat if he cant keep it warm"
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65. "*some dude says that colonization should not have ended*"
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74. "*reminisces about good old day of the marxist military dictatorship*"
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*says: BUSINESS WAS BEING MADE BACK THEN*

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76. "AFRICAN talks about a junta"
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the rest of us pretend to understand but y'all usin some hard english terms..

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80. ""structural adjustement" is part of his daily vocabulary while he's illi..."
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81. "vocabulary gets comombulated the more beer he drinks"
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*olu swears he's making up these words

AFRICAN calls Olu an illiterate goat herd.

Olu calls AFRICAN a shamba boy..., a villager with no business being in the city..


whole bar watches and laughs, throwing in disses

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85. "old guy talks about how he walked 40 miles to go to school as a kid"
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86. "all the old guys claim they were the best in their school"
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WHILE THEY WERE ALL IN THE SAME SCHOOL AND DONT KNOW
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94. "*i was numba one from standard one to standard 8"
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95. "*has jokes for days about being chased and beaten by teachers*"
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97. "your stories aint shit unless you are talking boarding school."
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98. "<-- is getting drunk and belligerent. orders another illicit brew."
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109. "*agrees with you and expects a round of beer*"
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113. "*slaps a twenty on bar: a round for everyone. (im rich, biyatch!)"
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102. "*listens to wild homoerotic boarding school stories*"
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111. "and paraffin/kerosene put in food to slow down libido's"
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or was that just my school?

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254. " *listens to list of politicians who got fucked in boardingschool*"
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269. "*furiously takes secret notes on this seditious rumour and warmongering"
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154. "^^ was headboy in school"
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247. "*Sobers up in political detention*"
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141. "^^^is clearly NOT in a typical african bar."
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144. "hahahahaha! yeah. rilly do"
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60. "*fights* or rather *spends 10 minutes acting like he's gonna fight*"
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213. "*profusely warns bar patrons not to interfere with impending fight*"
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214. "*swears on mothers grave to teach this sob a lesson he'll never forget*"
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i swear just say one more thing
one more thing

you will see blood red, i swear.

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222. "*realizes opponent is an 'illeterate', and therefore is beneath him*"
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*fails to stoop to such lowly standards*

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223. "*insults entire tribe calling them chickens and a bunch of women."
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mutters, 'and dont set foot in here again, if i see you i will beat you to an inch of your life. next time come with your wife, she can fight in your place you coward..


(why african men always gotta bring women into shit?)

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230. "^^^ is mysteriously beheaded 3 days later. hired killaz suspected"
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234. "*20 years later and its still an unsolved mystery"
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even though everyone knows whodunit.

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62. "*gets into the Eto'o vs Drogba heated argument*"
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236. "*bites: please, drogba no fit wipe eto o's ass"
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63. "*has a much too informed convo about french politics*"
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64. "*talks about the good ole days*"
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204. "RE: *talks about the good ole days*"
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*Realizes all good ole days fell on a Wendesday*

  

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66. "*gets his shoes shined and a manucure*"
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67. "*strolls in with low level army officers*"
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*starts to harass civilians*
*gets distracted by ashawo women in low rise jeans*

  

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73. "*gets into heated argument with ARMED army officer*"
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84. "*the ARMED army officer with bloodshot eyes*"
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90. "*the ARMED army officer with bloodshot eyes who sit with 5 beer bottles..."
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96. "an an AK 47 who talks about being in BURMA"
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and will violently contest anyone who says he's too young to have *been in burma.

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100. "*has wild nicknames like "khadaffi" or "kim ill" and calls his hood "sar..."
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103. "SARAJEVO/BEIRUT/FALOUDJA"
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107. "and favourite movies are rambo and rocky."
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115. "*refers to van damme and chuck norris movies as old school classics*"
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118. "lol, i 'd forgotten about chuck norris"
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108. "and who smokes bhangi (weed) laced with embalming fluid"
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70. "*says michael jordan is from his village*"
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72. "*claims barack obama. senator, while buying round of citizen beer"
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im getting this wrong.
apparently the local brewery had a special beer for obama.
im sure it was citizen beer.

damn!

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75. "*says michael jackson is indeed from his village*"
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78. "*declares michael shumacher is related to him*"
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AND YES HE SPELLS IT WRONG IN HIS HEAD TOO
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82. "*knows someone called, george washington omondi"
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bill jefferson clinton onyango

hilary rodham atieno

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87. "emile zola mapangou...... victor hugo samba"
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79. "*skank walks in, sit down, orders a Star Beer*"
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*bartender shouts out Bob Marley*




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83. "*order a fanstar and listens to rasta singing akon offkey on accoustic g..."
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89. "*bribes police to harass this patron."
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.
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155. "*laughs and informs police, "that's a lesbian talking"*"
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158. "*policeman doesn't know what that means and thinks it was an insult"
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to him

besides, he hates it when people smart mouth him

tenses up.

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88. "*rubs deodorant on post*"
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119. "lol"
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We From A Place
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198. "lol..so necessary"
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oh banana bread, how i love thee.

  

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202. "*sprays lysol and febreze in post*"
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205. "*lights incense, rubs oil & african shea butter (from the root) on post*"
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208. "*sends you kon-kon & black soap to exfoliate niggaritis*"
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203. "yes!"
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lol

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91. "*is surprised about the random white guy's presence, EVERY WEEK*"
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105. "*Peace Corps vagabond*"
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112. "^^^ *saves the monkeys/ children /women in that order* and YET"
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*spends night in clubs with prostitutes*


i swear i know guys like that
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121. "lol. so do I"
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which reminds me, I need to call him

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128. "knows women who only 'date' mzungus"
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and swear its not for money

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156. "lol @ the order"
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>
>*spends night in clubs with prostitutes*

*that's* more like it.

>i swear i know guys like that

peace corps volunteers are amongst the most sexually repressed humans on the planet.



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114. "mumbles, *these mzungus come here for our women, bwana"
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116. "and because they are miserable failures in their countries."
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117. "colonialists and missionaries all of them."
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120. "*asks mzungu to buy a round.... because we all know he has money"
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92. "*complains about values disappearing while showing porn on his phone*"
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93. "*owns a phone "officially" worth his "official" yearly paycheck*"
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101. "*has no credit on phone. can only accept incoming..."
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.
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106. "*is a talented "flasher"* *can keep those 2 cents of credit for months*"
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135. "lol. You guys do that shit too?"
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175. "i laugh when i think about the fact that nowadays phone companies"
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offer the service

"3 flashing texts per day"


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194. "man, I saw a phone booth with a special *flash* button"
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its that bad

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246. "lmao."
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I know folks who never call.
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126. "*porn is home made, him and his university girlfriend*"
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142. "*has latest nigerian movies, includin too much beautiful..ehh. whatever"
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143. "*also has sarafina and cry freedom"
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250. "*Owns all the new John Holmes and Vanessa Del rio flicks*"
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104. "*asks for kerosene to remove the soup stains on my tie*"
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110. "...ya'll stupid. lol."
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123. "*cockroaches dont even bother hiding in this shitty bar."
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125. "*orders an african 'sausage' (mutura)"
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you know.... intestines stuffed in a sausage like wrap.

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127. "*orders PEPER SOUP*"
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130. "*orders soup made from goat hooves"
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*laments that she can't remember the local name for it

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134. "*orders kenkey and fish*"
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131. "*spreads rumourabout upcoming university students riot"
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132. "*makes plans to loot for a new t.v"
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133. "*works on teargas evasion strategy"
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138. "*starts religious debate*"
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140. "*the most unattrative man with a bad flatop makin a pass at me but buyin..."
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my drinks*

Stayls aka Peaches Cochran (THE REAL STAYLS)

Yes Natty!™

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145. "*has eyes and teeth the color of unrefined palm oil"
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*promptly orders suya and goat head and slaps perfectly round ass of waiter with butter face.
*will eventually beat.

  

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146. "is there any weed for sale at this bar?"
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149. "only if the bartender went upcountry last week"
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and then you have to wait for 'afterhours' when the bar, 'closes'

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172. "dude i have been shown a bar that sells weed in a police station compoun..."
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in naija
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176. "lol... not common in nairobi, though"
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we used to have to wait until the bar 'closes' to smoke weed
but that was years ago
shit might have changed

in mombasa, though,
folks smoking weed every damnwhere.
you get caught by the cops, pass *him a blunt

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147. "*buys stayls drink on bongo's tab*"
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190. "lol"
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Stayls aka Peaches Cochran (THE REAL STAYLS)

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150. "<-- refuses to leave bar even though its closing time"
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we haven't cleared the stock of beer, bwana, leave and go and do what?

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151. "*forces DJ to play my favourite song five times in a row*"
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"*magic system's premier gauo blasts out the bar yet again*"


  

          


*patrons take the dancefloor immediately*

  

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179. "1er gaou, n'est pas gaouo, c'est deuxieme gaou qui est nyatao"
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nangere nangere wa,

c'est moi je chante

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182. ""
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and Decalé Chinois is like 2 years old


oh my god, i cant believe some people still play gaou
that song is so 1998
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183. "*admits to this, first heard it in '03 in kenya."
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i bugged my mother to get me this and she finally did.

im not up on my african music, san.

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152. "ARCHIVE"
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"Muslims are not a homogenous group...There is no Muslim community. Maybe that is our biggest problem." --Famile Arslan

  

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153. "*thinks liberians are crazy to vote in woman for president"
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the men there are clearly lacking something

*that sexual prowess AFRICAN is talking about

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161. "*gets slapped off chair by 300 pound market woman*"
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218. "*still laughing at the visual image i got from this!!"
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220. "*swears afrika is regressing. the forefathers would be furious*"
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224. "*yes!! we need to impregnate all these women before they get bigheaded*"
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232. "*forbids all western media in household so concubines dont get ideas*"
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akon
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157. "*upset folks are falling asleep at the bar and letting post drop"
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162. "*borrows money to take motorcycle taxi home*"
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After buying rounds all night

  

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163. "*guest arrives. kofi is sent to corner store with 2 empty coke bottles*"
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*kofi returns with 2 full bottles*

*tells him to save change for his trip back to cotonou at years end*

*kofi is pleased & prostrates to show gratitude*

nice lad that togolese boy is. his future is bright

  

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167. "lol..those french-speaking houseboys were hardworkers"
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when they were not trying to knock up the oga's madam.

  

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177. "i wonder if the Togo/Cotonou mix up was intentional"
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because that made it even funnier
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164. "**Waits for Nigerian cats vs. Zimbabwean cats fight to start**"
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"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

  

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165. "*calls zimbawean a mala. tells him even his prez no fit step foot in lag..."
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166. "What is a "mala"?"
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"Is it not one father that all of us have? Is it not one God that has created us? Why is it that we deal treacherously with one another?" --Malachi 2:10

  

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199. "mala = nomadic cattle herders"
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derogotorily used for percevied outsiders or villagers not accustomed to Lagos city living

  

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168. "<----knows all the words to mario but cant speak a lik of lingala"
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mario, nalembie eh...
kende mario, nabaye ehh...


incidentally, im listening to this right now

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170. "*orders alahdji coca cola*"
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that's a code for whyskey coca for alhadjis..
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171. "*swears he has NEVA touched alcohol* WALAY BILAY"
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187. "lmao"
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251. "EVAH !"
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173. "*is LOUD AS FUCK*"
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174. "and not just louder than LOUD music and Generator sound.. no LOUD"
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181. "*curses Shehu Shagari for rigging Verdict 83 elections*"
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AFRICAN
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252. "Why Africans always gotta be loud?"
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lfresh
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178. "fantasique"
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Intimidate than hurt
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melmag
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180. "*returns from bar. beats housegirl mercilessly*"
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*threatens to deport her if his dinner is a minute late again*

  

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184. "*and housewife for allowing this laziness, even tho its 4.33a.m"
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188. "has housegirl go kneel in the corner w/ hands up for punishment*"
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192. "*plans to go back and hit that later*"
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196. "*hits before you* (being lightskinneded can help)"
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*TWINNING*

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197. "*threatens to maim her personally if she utters a word to madam*"
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186. "*sheepishly saunters in, a fan in 1 hand, fiance's arm in the other*"
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"Can we get a bottle of Guinness and what kind of water do you have?"

*feels like such a tourist while carrying the tote that has "Ghana" woven in that's filled with airport art that I think is authentic*

"Slaves have options. There's escape, revolt, or death. But for cowards, there's only consequences..."--from Passing Strange

  

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191. "*triples prices of everything. fills mineral water bottle with tap water..."
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195. "*looks at the bottle cap*"
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"Um, excuse me, sir? May I have a bottle where the cap hasn't been opened? If not, a can of Coke will do."

*Feels a little empowered while fiance wanders over to the fuzzy tv with the soccer game.*

"Slaves have options. There's escape, revolt, or death. But for cowards, there's only consequences..."--from Passing Strange

  

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200. "*hits on you while talking to ur fiance*"
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*argues with melmeg about what tribe you should be from* "o boy see that ikebe she's gotta be yoruba"
*tries to sell you phantom land*

  

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239. "*smiles politely while sipping my pop like I haven't heard that b4*"
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"Do you have any FRIED PLANTAIN CHIPS?" I yell, not so much because it's loud in here, but my Americaness tells me English sounds like your language or better understood when it's yelled.

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207. "this post is the shit...."
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carry on...

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266. "ain't it tho?"
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209. "*starts dancing juju in the corna corna*"
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211. "*flirtateously palms your bulbous yansh*"
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*promises you naija citizenship if you befriend him*

*you are intrigued, and obliges to deal*

*flags down next okada driver. back to the pad homey*

*you say, "oga, abeg mek una go slow o. i done hear wetin you yoruba boys carry for pants o"



  

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253. "*Offers position of third wife*"
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210. "*brings back random road kill home for dinner*"
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*family is elated*

*gives wife orders on how he wants it cooked*

*advises her to save the rest in deep freezer*

  

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278. "*goes to fish and comes back with bushmeat* WTF ?"
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212. "im sending this guy back to west africa"
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215. "*sets up hair braiding salon in window of bar*"
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216. "*saloon this close to bar? bad for business, chief!"
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i myself would never want to be god,or even like god.Because god got all these human beings on this planet and i most certainly would not want to be responsible for them, or even have the disgrace that i made them.

  

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219. "*drags hefty bag of kanekalon in with me & tells akon he aint afrikan*"
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226. "<;--is locked up for being drunkanddisorderly and refusing to pay bribe"
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*they wont let me out!

send someone to give some 'chai' to the police corporal

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http://perspectivesudans.blogspot.com/
i myself would never want to be god,or even like god.Because god got all these human beings on this planet and i most certainly would not want to be responsible for them, or even have the disgrace that i made them.

  

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melmag
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231. "*ponders the possibility of marrying akata for american green card*"
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*sends your fam back in the states yams & kolanuts for dowry*

  

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270. "*realises no self-respecting decent african would spell it with a K"
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afriKan?

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217. "*demands to be addressed by his proper title only: chief or commander*"
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221. "or better yet: 'majorlieutenantcommanderseargent sir!"
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225. "credit card say: brigadier general"
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capo di tuti aint got SHIT on a brigadier general. let em know!

  

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227. "*but is actually a watchman."
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melmag
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233. "*yet has connects w/ local 'area boys' who will eventually rob & kill u*"
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akon
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235. "*hmm... this kill shit is a trend, ha? calls army man with bloodshot"
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eyes that 'bongo was arguing with earlier

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276. "CHIEF PROFFESSOR GENERAL HONORABLE PRESIDENT"
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______________________________


*TWINNING*

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228. "i'm fuckin' dying, man, i'm fuckin' dying! (c) Mr. Orange. lmao!!!"
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<--- we've got bush!

  

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229. "*calls blkbutterfky to administer some juju. he's catching spirits, yo"
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melmag
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237. "*has sired 13 kids but is PROUD they all under his roof & guidance*"
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HINT HINT

  

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lfresh
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238. "*vaselines post*"
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Hurt than maim
Intimidate than hurt
Avoid than intimidate.
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260. "*lends you a cup of sugar*"
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240. "*Buys everyone a round and says this is his last drink*"
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241. "*For the fourth time*"
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242. "*Never heard of a chaser*."
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243. "*Speaks fluent English while drunk*"
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256. "*using the biggest words he knows*"
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257. "*Invents new words*"
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258. "*loudly threatens to fight anyone who claims he is wrong*"
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*calls them illiterates*

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263. "bloody illierates even"
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262. "LOL"
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Hurt than maim
Intimidate than hurt
Avoid than intimidate.
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248. "Never grimaces when taking shots,looks down on those who do"
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255. "*boasts about how many unclaimed kids I have*"
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*orders local aphrodisiac drink, loudly claims I don't really need it*

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277. "*calls them ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGES*"
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i swear i read that used by a nigerian POLITICIAN
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280. "LMAO"
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259. "*slaps fiyah outta random lad for not acknowleding my presence*"
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*curses parents for poor home training*

  

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261. "*blames western culture and the lack of caning in schools these days*"
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lfresh
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264. "wait is that wesley?"
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Avoid than intimidate.
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265. "lmao"
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267. "*dead*"
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http://www.last.fm/user/Olu/
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jambone
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268. "rotflmao!"
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<--- we've got bush!

  

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271. "CHINEKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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*bites fist*

  

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273. "ARCHIVE n/m"
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http://www.43things.com/person/kimluv
"The suggestion that you need religion to have some common sense is one of the dumbest, yet most persistent ideas out there." -okp bignick

  

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284. "RE: wait is that wesley?"
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286. "Ha."
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294. "*calls Chinese girl from my tour group at the hotel*"
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"Akiko, get down here quick!"

"Slaves have options. There's escape, revolt, or death. But for cowards, there's only consequences..."--from Passing Strange

  

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272. "*steps into typical african bar the next day, looks around"
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it's like taking roll call

the same faces from yesterday are here tonight
the same people who fought last night are slapping each other on the back and buying rounds of drinks

yup, the barmaid still has that moustache.

*orders a brew.

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i myself would never want to be god,or even like god.Because god got all these human beings on this planet and i most certainly would not want to be responsible for them, or even have the disgrace that i made them.

  

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274. "*offers you cellphone and fridge to be my girlfriend*"
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http://www.last.fm/user/Olu/
http://ghanageek.wordpress.com/

  

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akon
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275. "* but you cant eat cell phones and fridges, chief. i need some cows"
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i myself would never want to be god,or even like god.Because god got all these human beings on this planet and i most certainly would not want to be responsible for them, or even have the disgrace that i made them.

  

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279. "*tells you about the herds I have all over the country*"
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*offers you as many as you want if you want to come back and 'discuss' things*

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akon
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281. "*gets excited because olu drives a second hand datsun!"
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i myself would never want to be god,or even like god.Because god got all these human beings on this planet and i most certainly would not want to be responsible for them, or even have the disgrace that i made them.

  

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282. "with VW hubcaps on it!"
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*balling*

*thinking about buying those spinner things I hear the americans like*


No lie, I've seen spinners on a datsun in Accra. I was in shock

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283. "*olu's datsun. (link!)"
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http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40960000/jpg/_40960040_ap.jpg

(the word on it reads; prayers!)

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http://perspectivesudans.blogspot.com/
i myself would never want to be god,or even like god.Because god got all these human beings on this planet and i most certainly would not want to be responsible for them, or even have the disgrace that i made them.

  

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289. "see all those chickens? I'm balling miss"
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*car is actually my uncles' and the chickens were for a friend of mine*

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292. "WwwoooooooowwW (c) Flavor Flav"
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285. " *eyes soldier waving a klashinkoff erratically*"
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287. "How come African bars don't have happy hours?"
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And I'm mad nobody told me there was a party in here
This post is great!
weird

  

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288. "because we drink all day every day."
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i mean, have you ever seen an empty typical african bar?

it could be 9.23am on a tuesday morning and there's someone drinking

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melmag
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290. "*vehemently curses the day oyinbo set foot on the continent*"
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*yet is feverishly nostalgic bout them good ol colonial days*

  

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normal35762
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291. "comes in bar with b-boy crew and starts breakdancing"
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no matters whats playing we breakdacing.

  

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293. "*casually totes machette on his person like americans do gats*"
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akon
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295. "it's friday, *starts drinking at 12"
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